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I'm happy ya'll want to get Fatima "off the streets"
I just hope you're honest enough to yourself that it's only because she's perceived more "aesthetically appealing" than others.
Go to your street and see if you have the same "empathy" towards dark-skinned mucus-draining kids
In a conversation with my mum recently, she confessed she asked the gynecologist I saw when I was 16yr to convince me to study medicine.
I also confessed to her that he spent the most of the consultation discouraging me from studying medicine
💀💀
She felt betrayed lmao
May your smile never cease and may you continually be found right at the center of God's will
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You're a phenomenal woman and I hope you remember that.
Happy Birthday to Me❤️
Do you know what is irritating me the most about this thing?
"For a wife to a man of God"
Not "For a christian"
Not "For a lady"
Totally stripped the lady of her own personhood
Because you think your style is what's best for a MOG and you're disappointed he doesn't think same
I walked into a home today and I felt the presence of God strongly
It doesn't even make sense to me because I know we are carriers of God's presence everywhere
But I entered this home and the first thing I felt was "This is a praying home"
It was saturated
Omo!
7 Years
3 Months
2 Days
And a bucket load of tears caused by College of Medicine, UI
God finally did it!
I got inducted into the Biomedical Laboratory Science Profession and managed to snag the Provost's Award while at it
Please don't drag me, I will cry
But have we thought that perhaps we may be majoring on the minor or even getting the wrong interpretation of Eph 5:19 about being filled with the Spirit?
Follow me please.
For someone who is pretty loud about her relationship, I still think it's safer to keep it under wraps for the first few months or even a year.
I think that's the stage you both really get to know each other and settle into being together. With no external pressure
Final take before I settle this matter.
By virtue of work, I'm privy to many things in the industry in Nigeria
Roughly 60-70% of women who get this procedure are married women who are done having children and want a snapback.
PAID by their husbands.
G: If it's not your first choice, you probably don't have the passion for it and shouldn't do it. Do something in the social sciences and see how you like it.
Look at me? Do I look rich? Don't come here ó
It was such a weird convo lol
7 Years
3 Months
2 Days
And a bucket load of tears caused by College of Medicine, UI
God finally did it!
I got inducted into the Biomedical Laboratory Science Profession and managed to snag the Provost's Award while at it
G: I hear you are about to go into the university. What do you want to study?
Me: I put Economics but I might change. I don't know what I want to do
G: Whatever you do, don't study medicine o. it's suffering with low pay in this country. Have fun and make money elsewhere 😭😭
April 19th will always be special to me. To us.
I love how far we have come and I'm looking forward to the future with you.
You're the best partner I could have prayed for.
I love you so much Ademi
@_deoluwaa
Happy Birthday ❤
This is so wicked because the person being subbed was even fully dressed throughout the time she was achieving this feat.
Teaching modesty but using her as an example, undermining her work & demonizing her
...and she's not even a member of your church?
Why is she the example?
I want my home to be a safe space for my family.
You're having a rough time hubby? Come home, we will pull through.
Having a tough time in school or relationships? Come home kids.
No matter how bad it gets, you can always come home.
Home will always be our haven.
@SimeonOB
It is* because she's photogenic and seen as "exotic"
Nigerian black kids can beg but oyinbo with long hair doesn't deserve to beg because she's beautiful 🙄
Our Journey is My Favorite Story
And it's because you're my main character, baby.
It's another birthday and I'm glad I get to experience it with you.
Happy Birthday Ifemi
@_deoluwaa
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The audacity of man to try to ride the ocean
It's also why the miracle of Jesus commanding the sea to be still is forever incredible.
Do you know what it means for an element as wild as the ocean to obey a simple command? That's going against its nature.
Jesus is truly God
It's rare to find a lover and a best friend in one person. I struck gold with you, baby.
You've made me so happy in the past three years of being in a relationship with you ♥️
I love you today and forever
Happy birthday my love
@_deoluwaa
For me and mine sha, our own definition of 2-income household is:
Person A brings ₦200k
Person B brings ₦300k
AB Home has ₦500k per month and we plan accordingly.
Peace to all involved.
One thing I like about Twitter is that whenever you open the app, you really don't know wht to expect
A woman kneeling in the snow to beg her lover?
Finding out your bf is a masquerade?
Your president accused of forgery?
Ayomide rise don't waste my money?
Be like treasure hunt
@eazisrael
Yes.
Maybe if they worked harder, or dressed better, or borrowed more money, then they won't embarrass their children
I once had a convo with someone and it was heartbreaking.
Had to remind them that they weren't at fault
I went to the kitchen to drink water then I slipped and fell.
All of a sudden, there was warmed rice and sauce before me and I heard a still small voice say:
"Eat. For the journey is long and your strength will fail you."
Who am I to say no, Lord?
I am but a vessel 🤲🏽
I don't think you people know that we are not the generation of Christians who get offended when we are called
SU
Mama Jesu
Deputy Jesus
Etcetera
They are compliments dear.
You mean me, who was dead in my sins will someday be called these because I carry Jesus for head?
Big W!
Best student throughout primary and secondary.
I came to UI and realized na normal stuff
Crossed over to UCH for my clinicals and realized ABH is just full of mad people doing crazy stuff on a global level
Right now, God defines my worth nd I try to put my best in things I do
If your identity or worth is based on having impressive grades/qualifications, who are you when you’re in a room of people with (equal or more) impressive qualifications?
The older I get, the more I understand that the primary reason for marriage is companionship
You need someone by your side while going through the shege that is life.
My man surprised me with his presence this morning 😂😂
To think that last night I was still telling him I missed him and HJ has not afforded us a cumulative 30 mins of talk time in the past week
Ashey he was already in Ibadan🥺
Us 1 : 0 LDR
Words will never fully describe who you are to me and how I feel about you.
I'm happy I have a lifetime to show you ❤️
The best part is that you're all mine.
Happy Birthday my baby
@_deoluwaa
❤️
After you, na you ❤️
I don't even wear revealing clothes but the first time I was traveling to Akure and knew I'd meet Deolu's mum proper, I was extra conservative with my outfit and hair choices.
Very minimal jewelry too.
Even Deolu saw me and said I looked like DLC babe lol
Being filled doesn't always equate to wild gesticulation.
You shouldn't have to mimic a state of drunkenness to show that you're Spirit-filled.
It can be sober.
You can be sober.
At the end of the day, it's a matter of the heart.
Breaking my Twitter break to solicit support for my uncle and his wife who lost their dearest son -my cousin, Daniel, to death by drowning.
He was a sweet autistic child who didn't get the chance to live out his life fully.
Kindly donate to his funeral
There was absolutely no reason to make this sub.
I do not even see the correlation.
She didn't represent nor attach her success to the church.
You could've passed the same message across without demonizing someone that just achieved a great feat.
What is funny?
1. There's no rain in November/December
2. If you started saving in January, by December you should have enough money
3. Start the new year with spouse
4. Festive period
What did I miss? 🤔
When we first met and started our friendship, me and this man would sit outside our houses (we were neighbors) and gist into the night until my housemates start threatening to lock me out 🤣
Deolu is my best friend fr.
Nobody makes me laugh as hard as he does
Just realized the only pastor whose teaching on marriage and relationships I've listened to in the past without an iota of cringe is PSam
Very clear
No serenren
No misogyny
No disrespect
No overspiritualizing even.
Just realistic truths for a beautiful marriage
Oh so this is the source
I've seen the video also
All I want to say is that you people like bójú bójú.
I am not a follower of AOO but I watched that video and not only did he not mention names, he was actually talking to his church members?
It wasn't like a social media post
While I also understand the excitement we have as believers, I fear that we may equate heightened emotionalism to being Spirit-filled...which isn't completely accurate.
In fact in many cases I've seen, it produces soberness.
But because you think women exist for your eyes and always want to seduce you, you decide that everyone who gets surgery wants to lead you astray, and you group it with indecent dressing
You put your blanket of self-righteousness over all instances and call them evil
Just because your partner is called to "active ministry" doesn't mean you always are too.
Yes, support.
But don't lose your identity trying to fit into a mould that you aren't designed for.
I can't believe I was considering not being with this man almost two years ago because I was a 'patriot' and wanted to 'bUiLd' the country while he had plans of eventually relocating
Lmao.🤡
Uncle please let's be going.
Cement don finish.
Better to be described as "desperate" for wanting clarity
Than to be stringed along, providing girlfriend benefits, investing emotionally for months/years only to be told "Did I ever ask you to be my girlfriend?"
Lmao don't do eeeeeet
Once again, if we are to judge anything, it is the intent.
But even that can only be judged to an extent by their accompanying actions.
God is still the final judge of intent.
You don't have all the facts; so be careful of absolute statements
"You're not a member of that church. We know members of that church and they don't enter buses like this"
👀
Omo this is an interesting statement to make.
If poor people in your church cannot listen to your teaching without feeling triggered by their lack, there's problem o
Was hoping to get this man tickets to Asa's show.
I just saw the ticket prices and pheeeew.
Thank God he has MB coming up.
He needs to concentrate on his books
I've replayed the scene over and over in my head and I still can't believe it.
I had imagined this scenario a hundred times, but of all the ways I was so sure I was going to react, I didn't think freezing in shock was ever an option.
I can't believe I got robbed.
@perfectioncraze
I got to Lagos a few days ago to meet up with my mum and sister.
Immediately I came down from the car, she started reporting my sister to me.
I just want to lie down and sleep ma. She's your daughter pls😭
Throughout my exam (prep and writing) this man was super supportive
°Made sure I had food every time (amala here, shawarma there, rice and juice 🥺)
°Did my chores
°Ran errands for me
°Got medication when I was sick
°Revised with me
Thank you
@_deoluwaa
you're my favourite gift
I've been in gatherings where in a bid to be "drunk in the Spirit" -something that Eph 5:19 does NOT teach, people have been very....theatrical, it almost appears they've lost reverence for the gathering and the essence of the prayers itself.
I remember when I was a Central Exec in school fellowship.
We will pay venue fees, generator and sound system costs, bus to transport students for programs.
We'd be dead broke and like 5 students will come at once that they need to pay school fees before course registration ends
Let me tell you how good today's teaching at church was
Pastor said "I'm going to round up with this" and that was when I checked my phone and realized he had been teaching for over two hours and it was already past 12pm.
I did not want him to stop
The word prevails ooo😩😩😩
I've seen too many
"My wife hated her body after kids and would shy away from lovemaking. After the procedure, she's been more confident, wears better outfits and our relationship is better"
"Beauty that perfects every frame"
I fell on my knees in front of Murtala Mohammed Airport 😭😭😭
Thank you so much my baby
My world is brighter because you're in it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here's to your beauty that perfects every frame,
Your courage that makes mountains look like pebbles
And to a lifetime of peaceful sunrises & sunsets with you
Happy birthday, babe
I pray you always find happiness & favour on every corridor
I love you so much,
@_Oyinkansolami_
❤️
I've never been entitled to anybody's money, including my parents.
But since I started working to make my own money, omo entitlement went from 0 to -100
If somebody gives me 1k lasan, the way I will appreciate it ehn, you'd think it's 1 million.
Working for money is hard.
Lol you'd wake up in ABH to see somebody in shorts going to fetch water at the tap looking hungry like you
Next thing you'd find out they're the kinikan kinikan of Africa, àbí they just got back to the country the day before as a delegate
They will still eat prestige with you o
Best student throughout primary and secondary.
I came to UI and realized na normal stuff
Crossed over to UCH for my clinicals and realized ABH is just full of mad people doing crazy stuff on a global level
Right now, God defines my worth nd I try to put my best in things I do
I took my baby sister shopping today and I'm reminded once again the reason I hustle.
The joy on her face is priceless. Gosh she's so happy.
I want to give my sisters the world mehn.