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@ZedLDN

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Allah forgive me if i’m ever ungrateful
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If she adds you to her private story, she either wants to fuck or you’re one of the girls now
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Vanessa Hudgens whenever she uploads a video
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I’ll make sure my daughter travels alot so she won’t be impressed by a weekend to dam with your dusty son
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100% confident my mothers prayers have saved my life more times than i can count
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if he’s texting you whilst he’s out with the boys, i’ve got good news for you buddy
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The answer is Sabr, it’s always Sabr.
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Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.
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Every brown girl thinks they’re princess jasmine init
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My parents raised me right, i did wrong on my own
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I lose interest when i see everybody can have your attention
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Why has insta turned into some multiple choice test?
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Your asshole is finished.
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Why do females always give weird compliments like you have nice eye lashes
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Is Designer ever that deep? This new generation is finished wallah
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If you surprise your haram boyfriend with a candle lit dinner it’s considered ‘cute’ but if you make your HUSBAND a coffee you’re a slave and a disgrace LOOOOL fml
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Bro chatting to nobody is so peaceful
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May Allah give our mothers the highest rank in paradise
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Don’t look at my girl bro i will knock you the fuck out
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Uyghur muslims asking about fatwas on suicide because they’d rather die… deep it man, may Allah ease their suffering Ameen
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My brother passed away and his mum is checking up on me? SubhanAllah please grant him jannat and give their family patience
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Putting on a brave face for your family and friends is mentally draining
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Losing your deen is the biggest L you can take
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Wallahi this dunya is nothing
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Fast replies are calm but when they’re from the wrong person it’s a headache and a half
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First Ramadan without my dear mother jaan. May we never ever take our beloved mothers for granted in sha Allah
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Fair skin doesn’t make you more attractive
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You man scared to moan? I be in my girls ear like:
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No easy days in the office 😓
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One of my brothers didn’t make it. I’m empty. Please keep his family in your duas
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Who said asian boys had their umbilical cord replaced with a shisha pipe LOOOL
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This generation has no loyalty it’s just built on attention.
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CAN WE SKIP THE AIRING EACH OTHER STAGE, I WANT YOUR KIDS
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Bruv i hate when these websites ask if you’re a human. No g I’m a microwave
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Don’t leave me bro. We been through everything together ya allah please save my brother
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May Allah let us reunite in jannat al fidros
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Bro please wake up I can’t live in this world without you bro, wtf am i gna do without my brother. You’re a fighter bro come on pls don’t leave me
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Wallahi i have nothing but respect for Erdogan, one free Hajj? May Allah reward him
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Wallahi your friends could be the reason you either go jannat or jahannam, pick them wisely.
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She's not prestige she just has morals and self respect bro.
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Being single is a blessing, don’t let social media fool you
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Shut the fuck up loooooool some whitewashed yout
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Calling someone a ramadan muslim when they’re trying to better themselves is bottom tier behaviour
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My everything in this world. Never been on a holiday without him and he was bleeding out in my arms. I can’t sleep, i cant eat. I feel so helpless, im sitting here alive when my one of my brothers died and my cousin is fighting for his life. Ya Allah heal my brother
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To see a loved ones health deteriorate infront of you is one of the most heartbreaking things you could ever go through
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I can’t believe it takes your brother to die and your family to be in critical condition to realise that this lifestyle so many of us chase is completely irrelevant Astagfirulillah may Allah forgive my brother and widen his grave.
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My granduncle has been shot dead by the taliban back home just now after isha. He was walking back from prayer, Please keep him in your duas. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raijun
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I prayed jummah at east london mosque today and this happened, please stay safe my brothers/sisters
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If you ever see someone getting closer to Allah. Don’t be that guy to constantly bring up their past, rather you should encourage them to stay on the right path
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Bro i cry at the thought of losing my parents, may Allah grant anyone who has lost their parents shifa and sabr
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Imagine raising your son for 20 odd years for him to lips a mirror and upload it to twitter
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i wish cancer on your whole family you moverfucker — I wouldn’t wish cancer on my worst enemy. May Allah guide you for real
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Never mock anyones pain that you haven’t endured yourself
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Is it me or have these become progressively smaller over time?
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Ngl i been ignoring it for time but why the fuck does youtube put up two ads now
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When my boys aren’t respecting females 😡😡
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Everyone has had that one moment in life that changed them forever
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“Let’s do istikharah our haram relationship works out yeah🙈 “
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Depression is a never ending cycle, there’s ways to cope with it but it can’t be cured
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Very saddened to hear about the news of a PIA plane crash in pakistan with over a hundred people on board. May Allah grant the deceased jannat al fidros as they left this dunya in ramadan
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Because you’re too insecure about the attention she’ll get? Post that shit baby, let these people know whats MINE
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This is wholesome allahuma barik
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mama kickin cancer alhamdulilah ❤️
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Putting on a brave face and act for your family when actually you’re dying inside is the hardest thing ever
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Idk about you lot but I physically wouldn’t be able to eat if someone else was sat there with nothing. Sharing food >>>>
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J’avais pas assez pour me payer ils m’ont dit tu vas nous regarder manger
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I love how Islam teaches that you will be tested in both good and bad situations. You’re either tested by pain or pleasure. The result should be that you turn back to your creator. SubhanAllah
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Hard to find real people with pure intentions these days
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These hours feel like days wallahi
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Thank Allah for your health everyday, that’s your biggest blessing.
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Ya Allah take me when you’re most pleased with me
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Ngl men are more loyal in relationships and that’s a fact
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Girls, money, drugs, beef, gangs. Wallahi so many of us are trapped in this lifestyle and don’t realise that this world is just a test and we will have to eventually meet our creator SubhanAllah.
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Tell your loved ones you love them before you don’t get the chance again, tomorrow isn’t promised
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Disrespecting your mother for a few laughs? Very very weird flex
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Don’t ever in your life disrespect my muslim sisters ever again. Hammed oyefuwa I’ll be knocking on your door in str3atham soon my bruddah if you don’t tweet an apology by 12am. we’re on the phone to your mother right now. This isn’t a joking matter my g
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For people wanting an update for my cousin Azaan Khan, hes currently in a coma with monitoring in his brain due to internal bleeding. He is breathing through a tube and is fully sedated, they’re giving him alot of medicine to maintain his levels. Please keep him in your duas.
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My warrior brother will fight through this inshAllah. May Allah heal him and give him a full recovery. May Allah never let us be seperated Ameen.
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I know man that graduated 4 years ago but they’re still in ground floor library at uni
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Basically a girl is exposing another girl for sexting her man but not exposing her man? LOOOOL wtf
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You need to tell her ‘you’re mine’ when shes jealous or moody, girls just want a bit of reassurance
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TW7 5NQ come thru
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Be humble, we all end up here with only our good deeds and sins. May Allah save us from the punishment
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Sco pa tu manaa
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My mum goes ‘I’m happy we’re quarantined right now together because I actually get to see your face’ 😔🥺 may Allah protect her
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Just because we don’t chat doesn’t mean the love lost
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If you’re muslim you literally have no reason for being unhygienic and dirty
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May Allah grant beneficial rain for the people of Turkey. Ameen
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Women don’t realise how simple us men are, all we want is peace of mind.
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Death doesn't only happen to the person who dies, it happens to everyone who loves them.
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Eid mubarak my beautiful people.
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Loyalty is a rare trait to find in anyone these days
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May Allah forgive his sins and grant him jannat al fidros.
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Who gives a fuck about smiling when you got 4 A*’s his future paycheck will smile for him
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Massive congrats to Vijay on achieving A*A*A*A* and he is off to Cambridge to study Natural Sciences. Well done and best wishes Vijay.
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You UK girls need to be grateful we’re not like this man
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Having a clean heart and pure intentions will get you further than anything, that energy comes back to you I promise
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Three of my brothers layed out on the road in pools of blood, bleeding out in my arms, wallah i wish i could switch places with these guys. They didn’t deserve it
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Just seen a father hug his son’s murderer and forgave him, may Allah give all that sort of patience because i could never
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I deeped that i might actually be slightly toxic
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I beg you guys please keep my family in your duas, cousin is in intensive care
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This is how fast girls have mood swings
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Bruv this life aint it
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And we all judged him 😔
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Took it personally because I would’ve never done it to you
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