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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
7 years
Typical DIVVY (post comps) . . .
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1 year
guy next to me playing $5 video poker, $25/spin hits a straight flush for $1,250; major celebration ensues he doesn't play another hand. gets paid. leaves i smh <NEVER leave a winning machine> so i hop on. press it to $10, and wallah! in hardly no time, lose $2,000. leave
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Greg Jennings
4 years
<my 21yo son> while loading a u-haul truck yesterday with heavy boxes of donations/trash an old man suffers a severe heart attack, collapses in the front yard my son never lost his cool; immediately began cpr until the ambulance arrived i am so proud of him he saved my life
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Greg Jennings
2 years
poker player, after winning a big tourney heading to the craps table…
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
3 years
arriving in 48 hrs las vegas later
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Greg Jennings
3 years
100 yrs ago on the 4th of july, this photo was taken...
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
2 years
holy sheet!!! we got'em on the press!! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
hi y'all, meet our new colossus day 2 aggro table captain... lucille, 84 ❤ (creating twitter meme)
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Greg Jennings
2 years
phil ivey watching the gman/robbie drama...
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Greg Jennings
2 years
i mean, this is getting freakin ridiculous. morning coffee & got'em...again!
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Greg Jennings
3 years
wsop seniors blinds 100, 100 i'm bb 5 limpers & the button squeezes to 200
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Greg Jennings
2 years
number of new players chasing the poker dream...
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Greg Jennings
2 years
remember the early days when you watched poker on espn & heard dnegs say he loved playing suited connectors so you started playing suited connectors & lost your bankroll
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Greg Jennings
2 years
omg! hit quads at $10, pressed to $25, and we got'em! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
1 year
doyle's thoughts on male pattern baldness 😂
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Greg Jennings
1 year
this morning's video poker lesson: press at least 20% to the next "reasonable" denomination
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Greg Jennings
2 years
omg...WE GOT'EM! #VAMOS !
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
12 days
a friend just sent me this hit. good god, i hate this man!
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Greg Jennings
2 years
holy sheet... we got'em again! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
holy crap! i won!
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Greg Jennings
2 years
phil ivey's 5 tourney heater had field sizes of 32, 42, 51, 32 & 82, which they say includes many of the world's best players pffft! i'd like to see how he'd do against the same field sizes with randomly selected recreational players at choctaw
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
5 years
I am not a Robot Select all squares with POKER PLAYERS
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Greg Jennings
5 years
2016, true story me: i need adderall dr: tell me why me: you play poker dr: a little me: last wk, big tourney, late levels, tired, i flat call the river thinking it was the turn dr: <while writing script> we play every tues at the club, you should stop by sometime
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Greg Jennings
4 years
OMG! WE GOT'EM! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
markup (quick reference guide) 1.00 capable rec/generous dnegs 1.10 where most should be 1.20 solid/well-known reg/rec 1.25 pro w/strong results past 7 yrs 1.30 superstars 1.40+ narcissists
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Greg Jennings
2 years
good morning, y'all!
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Greg Jennings
2 years
2022 wsop, through day 26 net profit greg jennings + $6,114 daniel negreanu - $981,889
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Greg Jennings
2 years
wsop circuit rings won: phil hellmuth 0 daniel negreanu 1 greg jennings 2
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Greg Jennings
3 years
just sat at this vp machine, it was hot, so i recorded the action...
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Greg Jennings
7 days
how they've aged over the years then now
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Greg Jennings
2 years
remember when you 1st started playing poker & the regs at your table would be like, "hey, good to see you again" & you thought they genuinely liked you
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Greg Jennings
2 years
unreal! i won, again!
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Greg Jennings
2 years
wsop main event, day 2 chip stacks: daniel negreanu 0 shaun deeb 0 josh arieh 0 greg jennings 60,000
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Greg Jennings
2 years
holy crap! just sat down, in for $950 dollars, and... We Got'em! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
1 year
wsop 600 nice guy to my immediate right is a retired physician, trained at yale nice guy to my immediate left is 60, released from prison 10 yrs ago for trafficking cocaine love tourney poker!
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Greg Jennings
2 years
unfreaking believable!! a friend of mine busted the main event today & just dm'd me this i pretended like i was happy for him & resumed eating my crab cake...
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Greg Jennings
1 year
yesterday at my table reporter was noting a big hand after the hand, he politely leaned in & asked, "can i get your name?" player: john. i'll spell the last name, j-u-a-n-d-a
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Greg Jennings
5 years
7 yrs ago today I decided to commit my free time to competitive tourney poker i worked hard on my game by watching poker on TV, copying how pros play hands & studying complex "feel" concepts the path hasn't been easy but finally broke though last yr with a net profit of $1.74
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Greg Jennings
2 years
caught this while driving home from oklahoma monday...
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Greg Jennings
1 year
wsop, day 1
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Greg Jennings
3 years
mom is 82, raised 4 kids mostly on her own, same job 44 yrs; retired in 2015 making ~$13.50/hr her home is 90+ yrs old; never owned a dishwasher so today we picked out paint, tile & flooring colors for her brand new home with new appliances & frigidaire 49-db dishwasher
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Greg Jennings
3 years
and 5 mins in, WE GOT'EM #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
hustler casino meeting area...
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Greg Jennings
1 year
holy sheet!! this boomer just won the wsop dot com 215 daily for $28,614!
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Greg Jennings
1 year
day 1c wsop 1k mystery bounty utg limps 600 next guy limps i bet 3.5k w 75hh utg calls, other guy folds flop 8h4d2c utg donk leads 3k pfft, i have a plan & equity - call turn Td utg bets 12k i tank jam 65k there are now 200+ people ahead of me in the reentry line
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Greg Jennings
3 years
no freakin way! WE GOT'EM...AGAIN! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
1 year
gen z poker players can never fully appreciate how good this show was
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Greg Jennings
2 years
friday, my sister: since you don't play much poker anymore, does your game get rusty? me: well, a few yrs ago i was ranked top 400 in the world, so for me it's like riding a bike saturday, wpt choctaw: -misread my hand, twice -accidently folded the nuts, once -did not bag
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Greg Jennings
2 years
holy crap, got'em again! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
1 year
holy sheet, got'em on the press to $25
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Greg Jennings
2 years
2022 wsop, through day 12 net profit greg jennings +$4,564 daniel negreanu -$284,644
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Greg Jennings
2 years
old guy recreational poker...
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Greg Jennings
2 years
1st session of 2022 & We Got'em with 2222 #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
5 years
HOLY SHEET!!! WE GOT'EM...AGAIN! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
something i've never done, played a $100 machine. lfg!
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Greg Jennings
2 years
wsop seniors, 1st hand seat 9: "good luck everyone" seat 1: "good luck" seat 2: "good luck" seat 4 me: "good luck" seat 6: "good luck" seat 7: "good luck" seat 8: "let'er rip, tator chip"
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Greg Jennings
3 years
this picture is about the 812 players remaining on the clock, 811 get paid that's all...
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Greg Jennings
4 years
when galfond was down €900,000 over ~9,000 hands vs venividi... i don't recall ever hearing him complain about bad beats or posting video's of coolers & lucky river cards
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
1 year
going home for a few days. left this note for the next guest
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
3 years
we GOT'EM! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
thought about riding the momentum and late regging today's event, then decided nah...
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Greg Jennings
5 years
it's idiotic to drive 10 hrs to play a poker tourney thankfully black hawk is only 9.5 hrs
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Greg Jennings
1 year
wsop 3000, 1st break on my way to the restroom, and from a distance, i see the angry fella i busted 20 mins earlier with runner, runner flush
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Greg Jennings
1 year
wsop, morning 4
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Greg Jennings
2 years
we got'em... #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
remember the good ole days of great poker tv entertainment on espn, like 14 yrs ago when jeff lisandro threatened to kick prahlad friedman’s ass
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Greg Jennings
5 years
i won #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
6 years
If I win the Mega 1.6 billion tonight, will invest 150M playing high roller tourneys to rack up 20M in min cashes on Hendon... some people will think I'm really good at poker.
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Greg Jennings
5 years
not kidding; walked into the horseshoe 15 minutes ago, and... WE GOT'EM! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
4 years
just in case someone else needs this
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Greg Jennings
2 years
we got'em! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
3 years
young jungle metajungle
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
4 years
remember when you won a $60 daily & believed you were good at poker 🤣😂
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
3 years
i miss the early 2000's excitement of new wsop episodes on espn & the jack link's sasquatch
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Greg Jennings
2 years
so anyway, i'm playing with this image placement feature on my phone, and...
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Greg Jennings
16 days
no debt vs still in debt
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Greg Jennings
3 years
rather than pay an electrician $120 to repair a faulty light switch, i'd rather spend $2.00 at lowe's, watch a dyi youtube video & risk burning down my house because... i am a poker player
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3 years
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having starbucks this morning playing a quicky vp session a conference goer hits a $4k jackpot, gives me high-five <it's not even 9am yet> i say, "good job" while waiting on his handpay, he puts $1k in the 100 play, $2, $1k per spin does this...
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@ZGregJennings
Greg Jennings
2 years
robbi choctaw tourney recs
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Greg Jennings
1 year
got'em!
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Greg Jennings
11 months
wait, what?!
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Greg Jennings
1 year
i always enjoy early morning coffee in vegas
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Greg Jennings
2 years
we got'em! #VAMOS !
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1 year
for the record, i intentionally busted the wsop main event on day 2 because i was unhappy with the payout structure
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5 years
when the guy who called your 4x 3bet w 63off smashes the flop you say "nice hand" but internally you're seething. you quickly calm yourself knowing you'll trap this idiot fish in due time then 3 hands later it happens he busts you with 84off
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Greg Jennings
5 years
after busting, walk to my car; found this on ground...lol
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7 months
had i great conversation with the uber driver during the 45 min drive home from the airport he said, "hello" i said, "hello" <45 mins later> i said, "thank you" he said, "thank you"
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Greg Jennings
1 year
busto wsopc choctaw main, walk to the bar, 5 mins later... We Got'em! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
3 years
berkey standing height: 5'10" berkey sitting at table height: 7'2"
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Greg Jennings
4 years
immediately following christmas dinner i start cleaning dishes to avoid post-meal small talk with family mother-in-law still thinks i'm just a thoughtful man helping with chores
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Greg Jennings
4 years
i wonder how the people who blame dealers for bad cards are coping with 2020
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8 months
the new guy with grandma & granddad
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Greg Jennings
3 years
morning coffee & bagel, then we got'em! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
9 months
anyone recognize this wsop goat?
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Greg Jennings
11 months
that one time i played a plo tourney
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Greg Jennings
5 years
took #TheMatriarch to her dr's appointment. while waiting played with this aging app...
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Greg Jennings
1 year
after watching me play a couple of hands, he gives me this
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5 years
so last thursday en route to choctaw stopped by downstream to play the vp progressive because it was crazy high, over 2x max payout at 2:35p today stopped by on my way home to take another, and at 3:02p WE GOT'EM! #VAMOS !
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Greg Jennings
2 years
for the wsop seniors tourney this summer, wonder how many players will book a room at the rio
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