Yemi Dada @YemiCastano Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

If Paul Pogba was a beer.

87

3K

2K

Last Seen Profiles

@DTL_JSD

@tythekid17

@Weromero1

@passxyz

@Living_DNA

@__clia

@contliving

@King_numbers_

@nikocoliterus

@LaD1be

@Jasper7se

@alachualibrary

@jandakembangstw

@ChampOfChamps

@WenLlama

@Dough_Twist

@stw_pdg

@SursakdiRamy

@Drewski1970

@AA0LL

@SuzanCahanin

@stw_pdg

@oneilandrews

@IronyMeter

@LucyMangan

@jandakembangstw

@ForgeHub

@twetnyonepilots

@Rhodestexas

@rasihane

@kentresting

@PenrithCC

@ssamnitt

@Lgmaballz

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 month

In 2013, I returned home from UK. While opening the gate for a neighbor to drive in, she lost control of the car, knocked me down, and drove over my right leg. Broken!!! The outcome was a 2-year lonely, depressing road to recovery. Lost my job, my savings, everything I owned.

Dr. Chinonso Egemba

@aproko_doctor

1 month

What was the darkest moment of your life? How did you go through it?

1K

672

4K

180

2K

10K

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

The lady who has been raping her friend's 13 year old son will be arrested tomorrow, and am happy to be the one facilitating the arrest.

328

4K

6K

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 month

There is so much miracle in positivity. When you go through things but stay confident and positive, even at your lowest point. Absolutely nothing can shake me anymore. It's a mindset

24

458

3K

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 month

Today, all I lost, I have now recovered 10 folds. I am very happy now, fine and fulfilled. How did I recover? My recovery started with forgiveness, and then I vowed never to let negative thoughts thrive within and avoided too many sympathy visits. I read lots of books too.

10

231

3K

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

4 months

I'm proudly a Yoruba Obidient from Epe, Lagos ✌️

NEFERTITI

@firstladyship

4 months

This is Yoruba Obidients Appreciation Pa Ayo Adebanjo, Dele Farotimi & the Afenifere carried Peter Obi as their son. They did that at great cost; when Ohaneze Ndigbo & SE governors were cowering on the fence. Yoruba Obidients: Falz, Mr Macaroni, Iyabo Ojo, etc, are the Real MVPs

473

4K

11K

12

189

985

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

She has been sleeping with the little boy without protection, we had to treat him for infections. So so disgusting. The boy is also currently somehow unstable, he's always pressing himself hard against the bed or floor in a manner suggestive of being horny

36

404

430

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Wenger signed Adebayor, a frequently unused sub with just 1 goal in 6 months in a mid-table Monaco team, turned him to a superstar and now he's talking about being betrayed by Wenger? Without Wenger, maybe he'd have a short career and returned to Togo as a political thug

21

314

335

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

@EmpressBeeBee We want the arrest to be very low key just to protect the boy and the parent. We don't want the community to know what happened, cos it could damage the boy's relationship with other children in the area. So we are using officers from a different town to facilitate the arrest

16

50

309

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

Lacazette telling Auba to take that penalty is the greatest example of "we rise by lifting others" I know

7

142

276

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

If Mourinho was humble in his success, no one would really mock him in his failures. He doesn't deserve any sympathy. Its a lesson

23

703

267

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 month

@Yemijayred Thank you Yemi.

2

0

255

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

This boy urgently needs therapy. We need someone here in Kaduna who is skilled at handling such issues. Kindly DM if you can help

9

154

217

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

Arsenal basically put Manchester United back to factory settings

3

137

216

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 year

A good religious Muslim reciting Quran on dreadlocks, no one is threatening to shave his hair and flog him like they do in Kano. Much love Mo♥️

Mohamed ELNeny

@ElNennY

1 year

Quran ❤️

557

3K

29K

8

53

188

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Galasataray are offering Eboue a youth assisting coaching position. During this time he’ll live at the club's Florya facility. If this rumour turns out to be true, I'll be super elated.

6

196

162

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Cap 81 for Mikel, one behind Muda Lawal, 5 behind Kanu, 20 behind Yobo/Enyeama. Still has some 3yrs to give. Legend

1

100

132

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

This photographer deserves an award

1

197

144

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

LVG amplifies what we already know. Having a big jotter and taking notes during lectures doesn't mean you're a brilliant student.

14

575

85

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

"Don't forget what we talked about son; £200k a week or nothing"

0

96

85

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

3 years

@SunkanmiShams @Adxpillar The home based Eagles una carry go play Mexico, no be disgrace?

3

6

81

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

Obi Mikel in steady ghost mode every transfer window. He has now survived 22 transfer windows and 5 different coaches at Chelsea. Bros eh!!

11

367

82

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

If you divide United's total points (42) by Pogba's number of haircut (7), you will have their league position.

11

260

63

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

Arsenal didn't create Emirates Cup, the Emirates Group created it. You hating? Create your own Old Trafford Cup or Bridge Cup and win it

16

304

64

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

@yeencahy Bro am sad. Both women are my friends, makes it personal for me

8

3

64

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Monaco on top of Ligue 1, in French cup final and UCL Semi final...but Leonardo Jardim rarely get praised for putting this team together

2

84

59

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 year

Happy birthday to me!!!

35

1

54

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

3 years

As usual, there will be a rematch, Eddie Hearn knows that £200m fight with Fury must happen, so he'd first set up a rematch with Usyk, which AJ would win. Eitherways, it's a win-win for Eddie

9

15

48

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Meanwhile, Tammy Abraham will be in his room watching Ola Aina at the world cup next year

4

46

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

To those who fell for Adebayor's words hook, line and sinker, this is a cut from Guardian, Friday 27th, June 08, which suggested otherwise

6

58

46

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

This amazing run is my favourite @theowalcott memory. Goodbye mate

3

49

45

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Arsenal came from 3-0 down to draw at B'mouth, they said they're a University team. United couldn't beat them at home with one man short.

5

162

41

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

I'm putting up this Mathematics competition for public secondary school students in Nassarawa state. This is what gives me joy and fulfilment.

5

48

44

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

The voodoo moment when Wenger sucked out Hazard's form

9

270

42

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

@SubDeliveryZone @Goldchinaa 50% of our young ladies today cheat out of greed, need and lack of contentment. Many young ladies can't deal with "being broke" and/or "being bored", she's always tasking someone when broke or looking for where to go when bored

4

7

39

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

I think its time to delete this tweet as I've gotten calls from the church members to do so. But first, this was tweeted from my random thought as I hold no grudges. Everything I lost, I gained back and I still have my legs to play basketball. Peace be unto us all

22

39

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

If you cost £100m and cannot influence the midfield against teams like Watford, Soton, Hull, etc. Then u deserve every banter in this world!

0

194

37

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Truth is, many of us detest Jose so badly, we deliberately hyped Pep for the banter to be sweet. Jose is not Pep's mate and will never be until he gathers a group of nobodies and win a trophy with them.

19

67

37

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

For all his recent pain, I wish Wenger takes a big pay to become the next PSG coach, win 4 straight titles, then retire to a beach house in Bahamas, writing football manuscripts for the next generation coaches to follow. Love you Arsene #MerciArsene

2

23

42

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Roma have done to Barcelona what Barcelona did to PSG last season. The beauty of the Champions League

4

24

39

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

No one is saying anything about Roma's coach Eusebio DiFrancesco. - Guided Sassuolo to Serie B title/promotion to Serie A - Took Sassuolo to Europa League - Amazing comeback win against Barcelona to reach UCL Semis

2

39

35

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Kante is professional ball winner, ball retriever, loose ball collector and a defensive midfield marshall. But you see that Bakayoko? Useless

0

47

37

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

LMAO. I bet you can write a lot of funny scripts to this video. "You are useless here, there and there, why do I pay you £290k a week for? Go back there and stop running like a headless chicken"

6

74

36

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

Bellerin is going to heaven, that run was an atonement for all his sins

4

228

36

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

2 years

@Princemoye1 @Spencer2nice Prince, Ibadan - Ijebu Ode axis is a mess. Over 7 checkpoints, all collecting bribes and assigning numbers openly to drivers.

4

3

30

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Giroud producing late crucial bullet headers to save us: 1-1 V Utd (89th min) 1-0 V WBA (86th min) 3-3 V B'Mout (92min) 4-3 V Lei (87mins)

2

36

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Those United fans who insulted Arsenal for scoring a 90+ penalty away at Burnley are now praying for any type of goal against Burnley at Old Trafford. God of banter is good, all the time!!

2

39

33

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

2 years

@BenHundeyin My vehicle drove past this convoy on Kaduna-Abuja road yesterday. One of their buses developed mechanical fault, so the other buses had to wait. A few of them waved at us, we waved back, they're apparently newly-deployed recruits.

0

5

33

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Mkhitayarn to Aubameyang!!!!! And its a goal!! From Dortmund with love!!! #COYG

0

31

32

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

If Mourinho plays badly and grinds out last-minute result, its called mentality. When Arsenal do it, it's called luck. Awon analysts of life

4

156

34

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

2 years

But he said you weren't implicated. I don't think anyone who read that article pointed any finger at you, well until you started tweeting this morning. You're a good guy, people like you and understand your angle in all these, don't make things look different.

1

7

34

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

Ronaldo kicked the air in anger cause Arbeloa stole his goal. Messi leaves a penalty for Neymar because he hasn't scored today. You see?

5

149

32

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Walcott will get a powerful ovation on Saturday. Won't mind if he scores their consolation goal after we are 4-0 up. We can always postpone Cech's 200th clean sheet celebrations, plus he's been shit anyway.

5

42

31

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

See what Mourinho said about Arsenal in December 2013. God never sleeps

1

123

31

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Arsenal fans have suffered enough, Give us this day oh Lord, have mercy on us.

3

31

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

Ozil earns £140K a week, costs less. Di Maria earns more than £240K a week, but you open your mouth to call Ozil a flop?

9

147

28

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

They thought we was joking when we said Cech would save us some 15 points. Once again, on behalf of all Gooners, I say thank you Chelsea

3

84

26

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 month

Yes, if you're going through dark times, avoid too many fruitless sympathy visits and conversations. As a matter of fact, don't listen to any spiritual suggestions of enemies attacking you. Even if true, solutions are always between you, your guts, and your God.

Adeife Adesola

@AdesolaAdeife

1 month

@YemiCastano "avoiding sympathy visits" 🤔 Thank you so much for sharing.

0

34

5

12

31

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Jose won UCL with a Porto team of relative "unknowns", then won it again in Inter with an ageing squad inherited from Mancini. Pep hasn't coached outside the confines of luxury, his next club would probably PSG.

7

46

25

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

@omohtee12 @Bimzee_ If this league is defined by a woman's intellect, achievements, or wealth class, then its fine. But if you're defining it by appearance, having a wealthy boyfriend, having material things and slaying on social media, then I disagree

3

7

25

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

10 months

@TMftbl @obisingledigit Only Bruno Fernandez complains more than Jordan Ayew in the premier league. That must have been a great tackle

0

3

29

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

Ozil making Kante look like Emmanuel Frimpong in a blue jersey.

0

196

29

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

One goal, one assist for Arsenal wasn't a coincidence. True Gooner

0

27

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Wenger with some dope business this January. Got Greece's most promising player for £1m Got £32m for Theo and Coqueline Got Mhki for free off Alexis' 6-month contract. Aubameyang for £55m Actual transfer expenditure: £24m, better squad too.

2

23

29

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

United fans, I'll take a misfiring Morata over that donkey Lukaku anytime, anyday. Don't joy yourselves

8

36

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

Same Ahmed Musa that used to score benders and curlers is now afraid to shoot from those spots?

5

10

28

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

I want Anthony Martial at Arsenal.

12

138

25

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Playing @MI_Abaga 's "Wild Wild West" as I drive to Jos this morning. Hoping for a safe trip

6

5

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

1 year

@chisommichelle_ You will always be the red flag, your TL is a big mess

0

1

27

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Pogba with his 6th haircut, wears no. 6, scored 6 goals for Utd, who remain 6th after L'Pool ended their 6-game winning streak in the league

3

128

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

How can Zlatan be a free transfer and still be a waste of money?

5

166

28

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

For all his tackles and ball retrievals, Lucas Torrera has only been booked three times all season.

1

13

25

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

@SubDeliveryZone @Mzputee If you can't cook as a man, don't be bossy to your woman about cooking. Be useful and supportive with chores, then she will be happy to have your meal ready at all times.

3

6

26

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 months

@Princemoye1 Prince, this response no make at all. You speak ideally, not realistically

2

23

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Manchester United have now been in 6th position for 10 straight weeks. MANikin United

4

193

25

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Papanbari by 9ice is a mad jam. On loud repeat @Iamancestor

0

8

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

We love Bolt but we have to be happy for Gatlin. Lost 7 times to Bolt, banned twice, lost his way, career in shambles. Now he's back!

5

44

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

2 years

I just ordered 20 Tubers to be delivered to Ibadan. Obidients, oya get in here and support your sister.

Dia

@iammaidem

2 years

@firstladyship #OBIdients support a sister patronize me.

44

192

524

2

5

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

When Life throws everything at you but you fight back till you win. Be Inspired

1

22

24

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Me: Do you smoke? Girl: No I only take shisha Me: Shisha is 44 times more dangerous than cigarette Me: Do you drink? Girl: No I only take Smirnoff Me: Smirnoff has 5.5 alcohol vol, much more than Star and Heineken

1

14

23

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

If you're a member of that church, yes I'm talking about your pastor. Sue me

3

34

20

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

8 years

Gundogan and Ozil getting goals from the middle, United fans blaming Ibra for ruining Pogba assists. Ewa alright

3

197

20

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

Manchester United under Ole is just a big erection with a premature ejaculation

5

28

21

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Too depressed to open any soccer site. I might as well have to mute all football tweeting handles for now. That image of a woman in the stands consoling her crying Arsenal fan husband really hurts. Arsenal is destroying lives.

5

35

22

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

At Mancity, Roberto Mancini publicly told Adebayor and Bellamy they were no longer part of his plans At Spurs, AVB sent Adebayor to train with the youth team, while Sherwood ended his contract same season despite beings top scorer. But it's Wenger who gave him a career he hates

5

24

21

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Pep's coaching career was launched into luxury and wealth. Always had affluence to plunder, never lacked or had to struggle, extremely rude to think he's better than Jose. But you know Jose is an annoying smug and we have to banter Man Utd at all cost, so let's praise Pep

5

40

21

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Vs Maidana $200m Vs Pacquaio $300m Vs McGregor $375m

3

35

22

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

My daughter Jubilee turns 9 today. Music is her passion. Church, School or home...she's all about her music. Love you baby

4

10

19

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Hell no, Ezenwa will get us whooped seriously in a standard world cup match. We need Enyeama back pronto

5

19

18

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Olivier Giroud in a Chelsea shirt will be so hard to take. A true Arsenal faithful whose never grumbled despite being benched for someone he plays ahead of in the national team, and now being used as a pawn to get another striker. That's hard to take

4

17

22

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

Dailymail estimates that Falcao cost United a total of £25m last season: Loan fee £6m Weekly pay £285k Bonuses £7m Goals: 4

0

25

15

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Dortmund fans have a campaign, #BedForAwayFans to accommodate stranded Monaco fans in the aftermath of the bomb explosion. Touch of class

2

18

21

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

BREAKING: A U.S Navy Seal Team has been sent to London to look for the better-than-Ronaldo, Eden Hazard. http://t.co/eX6ahwKB2r

3

201

19

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

5 years

@hodgetwins I was like this for hours on an Arik Air flight from Lagos to London.

3

1

16

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

That's Stephanie Otobo's confession is the world's worst staged charade ever. That church is a disgrace to Christendom.

6

12

17

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

9 years

Interviewer: Chelsea are out of the cup, how do you feel? Mourinho : Wenger is out too, did you ask him?

5

190

17

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

6 years

Ronaldo is 33, his game is still so good people tend to forget about his age. His fitness level suggest he could on for at least 5 more years. Truly we are lucky to have this gem around, he's a true G.O.A.T

2

14

17

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano

7 years

Those bitter United fans calling Ludogorets farmers club cause Ozil scored against them, they're coming to Europa to Knock Utd out.

0

57

19

Yemi Dada

@YemiCastano