Fellas, but American Fellas in particular, I have a question for you:
Why are MAGA Republicans generally against supporting Ukraine? Why are they so turned off by a country fighting for its freedom? I thought they were all about fighting for freedom. Why the contradiction?
Guys, I need help.
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#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
All right, fellas. You know the drill- ol' Elmo done gone messed up thuh bird app again. Let's blow up my Twitter feed with replies. Please (I try to be polite and civilized, sorry not sorry).
#NewProfilePic
If you need a parachute, Fellas, just let me know. Post your Fella pfp on a white background or as a PNG in the comments and I'll get your parachute ready.
Expect us.
We're coming.
It's gonna be raining Fellas!
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Fellas & Friends, please take a second to like and retweet my post about a good guy,
@theliamnissan
. He has been wrongfully imprisoned in Twitter jail for hurting Elmo's online feelings, which before today didn't exist as far I as know. So let's demand freedom!
#FreeLiamNissan
I'm a Christian, and I condemn Christian Nationalism as anti-thetical to my values as a follower of Jesus Christ. It is also an insult to my values as an American patriot.
If you want a violent, oppressive dictatorship/theocracy controlling your life, just immigrate to Iran.๐
@theliamnissan
As a Constitutional conservative, thank you for saying this.
I can't believe how far right the party has gone, and it's actions have only made me more sympathetic for the Democrats and for the non-communist left. I'll be voting for Joe Biden again because he is Constitutional.
Personally, I think all of the whining from the top of the MAGA-hijacked GOP about the "money" being sent to Ukraine is a cover for some other belief. I think they want America and its allies to fail on the world stage. What is so patriotic about wanting your country to fail?๐ฅด
#ArsenalofMemeocracy
Meme-ocracy. Just like the original Arsenal of Democracy, we should make and share memes with each other for battling the foes of Liberty.
Like, Retweet, and post your memes, videos, etc., in the comments to bonk disinformation!
#WeAreNAFO
@MissionArtist
I approve of this use of my tax dollars! Thank you Screaming Eagles, Army, DoD, Romania, and NATO. Peace through strength is the only way!
Wow, the replies are coming in faster than HIMARS rockets! I'll reply to each of you guys, just give me some time.
Thank you very much for these amazing insights, Fellas and Friends!
I'm a Christian, and I don't need a visibility day for my faith.
Who are these snowflakes who want a "Christian Visibility Day"? Sounds like they're playing the victim.
1 Ukrainian Leopard 2 and a few Bradleys were lost 2 days ago. Losses of armored vehicles happen in war, so everybody calm down- let's not turn those small losses into a propaganda victory for the tankies and imperialists. This is only the beginning, and Ukraine has already won.
@RepMTG
Why are you trying to slow things down, Moscow Marge? Do you hate America so much, that you try to help its enemies?
Do you think this a movie? This is real life, girl, and we don't want your movie to become reality.
#MoscowMarge
#MoscowMarjorie
#TheKarenOfTheKremlin
This is a NAFO Fella mad libs. Starting with me, we shall write a story together. One sentence per comment. Each comment must be a reply to a previous comment.
I'll begin:
Meanwhile, at the [redacted], the Fellas were up to something silly...
@davidfrum
@RobustDemocracy
And yet another reason for me to not like the guy. I always knew that he was up to something giving Ukraine access to Starlink, that that access came with hidden strings attached. Even if he was pro-Ukraine, I wouldn't like him. No private individual should have that much power.
Hey fellas,
@BHerjolfsson
& I have a live one that has been posting violent-event-denial content and slurs for Ukrainians and Westerners for the last two days. Not an Article 5, just a Friday Bonk. :)
Please like, retweet, bonk, report, and spread the word. Thanks!
I heard talk of making King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden an honorary Fella. King Charles III of the United Kingdom did receive an honorary Fella on his Coronation Day, so there is precedent.
@visegrad24
If Lithuania is attacked, NATO and Poland especially are ready, waiting for that exact moment. May it never come to pass, but if it does...
@RepMTG
Marjorie Taylor Greene, get a hold of yourself and stop embarrassing our country.
People, Moscow Marge spreads Russian propaganda to destabilize America. Get the word out!
@mericanaf7
The "money to Ukraine" is merely the monetary value of the old equipment, yesteryear's vehicles, & nearly-expired munitions that American taxpayers like me PAID FOR YEARS AGO. The figure is just for recordkeeping purposes- it really shouldn't be so hard to understand. ๐
@emeigeuele
@Sprinter99880
Hell fucking no. Cry about it, MAGAs. Real American patriots, including real Republicans, support Ukraine. Support for Ukraine is non-negotiable!
Let's spread the truth, Fellas and Friends: Operation Atlantic Resolve is a routine NATO military exercise in NATO countries, NOT a combat deployment to Ukraine. Let's shut down these isolationist dictator lovers!
Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Dags are coming, the Dags coming,
The dogs bonk-bonking everywhere.
So prepare, say a prayer,
Send the word, send the word, to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over,
Hey Fellas and friends! I'm a free shib after a week in Twitter Penal Colony No. Your Mom. I'm reformed, but I regret nothing. I'm glad to have hurt some bigoted, imperialistic, and hateful people's online feelings. And now, I can do what we Fellas do best! Let's f***ing bonk!
I see that
#NATO
is trending right now due to its members withdrawal from the CFE in reaction to Russia's withdrawal from the same treaty, and I want to say that I stand with NATO, and that NAFO stands with NATO.
Long live democracy and freedom!
#NATO
#IStandWithNATO
#BasedNATO
Prayers have been answered.
The foreign aid bills were passed. Freedom and democracy won today and their victory will last for generations.
I'm sorry it was late, my Ukrainian friends.
But I'm proud to be an American and a patriot today๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ . We did it. Ukraine will survive!
It's all about "heritage", which is code for "I just wanna hate black people and anyone else I don't like who also don't look white like me and isn't a Christian per my personal definition of Christian".
Hey, fellas! As I'm sure many of you already knoe, the amount of online anti-Semitic rhetoric & memes has been increasing for several years.
Anyone want to share countermemes for anti-Semitism? This meme is one I found earlier this week:
Does he realize that most of the "money" is just the cost of replacing the almost-expired weapons we sent to Ukraine? The money that will be spent to replace those weapons will make the US defense industry much stronger & more productive- & more American manufacturing jobs.
@CitizenFreePres
You took a quote out of context and spread. Full, actual quote from Zelenskiy: "If Ukraine loses, Russia is going to enter Baltic states, NATO states, then the U.S will have to send their sons and daughters exactly in the same way as we are sending our sons and daughters to war".
@CalltoActivism
@jason_k95
Just ignore the "AmERIcA FIrSt" and MAGA people- they have been mislead into believing that being a good neighbor is a bad thing.
Hey Fellas and Friends, does anyone have an update on
@olafbrewing
's business operations? I haven't heard from them since November. Also, I'd really like to buy NAFO and NATO beers to be distributed on my side of the pond some day. The cans are pretty badass.
@nearinfinitum
The far-right are in a tailspin: Russia had its Victory Day Parade yesterday; Trump was found liable for sexual abuse & defamation by the jury in the E. Jean Carroll case; George Santos was arrested & arraigned by the feds today; & default warnings, so it's OH MY GAWD THUH BORDER
@MikeSyl36625988
I see it as a better use of my tax dollars than paying every member of Congress ~$200K per annum to, 90-100% of the time, do NOTHING to solve the most pressing issues (the border, approve funding to replace old weapons sent to Ukraine & Israel, lower healthcare costs, etc.).
Yes.
@ConfederateVP
You forgot to answer my question, "American": do you bang your sister, or do you like to watch her when she's with her boyfriend and then join in with them?
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For all of the breast cancer survivors out there, and for all of those breast cancer fighters who went down fighting, I wear this ribbon.
This is a Fake Fella Alert. This is not a drill, repeat not a drill.
Fake Fella is @ DirleFella.
He named his account after an SS commander who commanded a Waffen SS division (36th) that murdered tens of thousands of civilians in Poland and Belarus during WWII.
BLOCK and REPORT!
I kicked a hornet nest haha! Happy Bonking Wednesday, Fellas!
One of these losers who accuses of us being Nazis is actually accusing that of which he is guilty. Disgusting.
Everybody, it's time we take a stand for
@theliamnissan
. This fake cowboy wearing his hat backwards is stifling Liam's free speech in violation of his own social media platform's free speech rules. Now Elmo, that dog just ain't gonna hunt, I tell you what!๐ค ๐คฌ
#FreeLiamNissan
Hey fellas!
A friend of mine might appreciate some bonk strikes on this white nationalist, Neo-Nazi woman-hater.
@JessicaUSAF
isn't a fella afaik, but she's cool and we should consider her to be an ally at the very least.
Besides, it's free bonking!
@ WhiteP0weRanger is ๐คฌ