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Epithet from troll. Global Bonk Command๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—บ An๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ #Fella defending the Free World. Eisenhower-Adenauer fan. Civilian #SupportVeterans NAFO. Memes=/=mine. #๐ŸŸฆ

U.S. Bastards- Langley, VA
Joined December 2022
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@X75071112
Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
Cry, MAGA Quislings. You should've put our country above your party, but you chose to sow the wind. And now you shall reap the whirlwind for the umpteenth time. Don't you ever learn? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ… #America #Freedom #Democracy #FreeWorld #MAGACult #MoscowMikeJohnson #DontLikeAmericaLeave
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
Can you all see me? Is the cheese ๐Ÿง€ still working?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
Who wants to jump out of the CFella-17 with me? @baddybadgirl , @LoraleeLogan , and @Hydrotactical are going with me. #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
Fellas, but American Fellas in particular, I have a question for you: Why are MAGA Republicans generally against supporting Ukraine? Why are they so turned off by a country fighting for its freedom? I thought they were all about fighting for freedom. Why the contradiction?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Guys, I need help. I have a lot of people I need to follow back but I'm already following too many accounts. Can I get a boost to 5,000 followers, Fellas and Friends? #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
All right, fellas. You know the drill- ol' Elmo done gone messed up thuh bird app again. Let's blow up my Twitter feed with replies. Please (I try to be polite and civilized, sorry not sorry).
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
10 months
Thank you @ky_painter for this magnificent X-Wing pilot Fella in woodland BDU! May the Force be with you, Painter and Fellas! #NewProfilePic
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
#NewProfilePic If you need a parachute, Fellas, just let me know. Post your Fella pfp on a white background or as a PNG in the comments and I'll get your parachute ready. Expect us. We're coming. It's gonna be raining Fellas! #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
11 months
You'll just order our troops to surrender. America First=America Loses
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
Hey, Fellas and Friends! I know it's Follow a Fella Friday, but I'm not asking for new followers: I want to FOLLOW BACK everyone who follows me. The list of followers doesn't load completely, so to help me to follow you back, please just like this post or leave a comment. Thanks!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
5 months
Fellas & Friends, please take a second to like and retweet my post about a good guy, @theliamnissan . He has been wrongfully imprisoned in Twitter jail for hurting Elmo's online feelings, which before today didn't exist as far I as know. So let's demand freedom! #FreeLiamNissan
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
4 months
Do you ever get that feel in your heart and soul that it's summer even though you it's colder than the ice planet of Hoth outside? Shout out and many thanks to @ky_painter for the new Fella PFP! #NewProfilePic #SummerVibes #Freezing #FireAndIce #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@KayaMichiyu I hate how Nazi Germany appropriated an ancient symbol for good luck and turned into a symbol of hatred and violence.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
I'm a Christian, and I condemn Christian Nationalism as anti-thetical to my values as a follower of Jesus Christ. It is also an insult to my values as an American patriot. If you want a violent, oppressive dictatorship/theocracy controlling your life, just immigrate to Iran.๐Ÿ‘
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
Who pays you to make America LESS than the best country on Earth, Moscow Marge?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@theliamnissan As a Constitutional conservative, thank you for saying this. I can't believe how far right the party has gone, and it's actions have only made me more sympathetic for the Democrats and for the non-communist left. I'll be voting for Joe Biden again because he is Constitutional.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
Hi, Fella! Have some cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€ The replies are non-negotiable today, as is NAFO expansion! #NafoExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
Personally, I think all of the whining from the top of the MAGA-hijacked GOP about the "money" being sent to Ukraine is a cover for some other belief. I think they want America and its allies to fail on the world stage. What is so patriotic about wanting your country to fail?๐Ÿฅด
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
George Soros is PAYING for NAFO Airborne Fellas? C๐Ÿช‚H๐Ÿช‚U๐Ÿช‚T๐Ÿช‚E๐Ÿช‚S๐Ÿช‚I๐Ÿช‚N๐Ÿช‚B๐Ÿช‚I๐Ÿช‚O๐Ÿช‚ #ParaFellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #pineapple
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Shut it, commie traitor.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
#ArsenalofMemeocracy Meme-ocracy. Just like the original Arsenal of Democracy, we should make and share memes with each other for battling the foes of Liberty. Like, Retweet, and post your memes, videos, etc., in the comments to bonk disinformation! #WeAreNAFO
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@MissionArtist I approve of this use of my tax dollars! Thank you Screaming Eagles, Army, DoD, Romania, and NATO. Peace through strength is the only way!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
Have y'all been been taken up in The Rapture yet?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
9 months
Who knew that MAGA Republicans would bend over for a dictator who would kill every American without hesitation? Brink of war, lol. Freaking cowards.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
I bonk. I vote.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
4 months
@BonkGearMetal Fellas are Oscar Mike to your post!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
Wow, the replies are coming in faster than HIMARS rockets! I'll reply to each of you guys, just give me some time. Thank you very much for these amazing insights, Fellas and Friends!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
I'm a Christian, and I don't need a visibility day for my faith. Who are these snowflakes who want a "Christian Visibility Day"? Sounds like they're playing the victim.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
1 Ukrainian Leopard 2 and a few Bradleys were lost 2 days ago. Losses of armored vehicles happen in war, so everybody calm down- let's not turn those small losses into a propaganda victory for the tankies and imperialists. This is only the beginning, and Ukraine has already won.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@RepMTG Why are you trying to slow things down, Moscow Marge? Do you hate America so much, that you try to help its enemies? Do you think this a movie? This is real life, girl, and we don't want your movie to become reality. #MoscowMarge #MoscowMarjorie #TheKarenOfTheKremlin
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@RepMTG Hey Moscow Marge, any word on the sequel to your movie?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
This is a NAFO Fella mad libs. Starting with me, we shall write a story together. One sentence per comment. Each comment must be a reply to a previous comment. I'll begin: Meanwhile, at the [redacted], the Fellas were up to something silly...
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
9 months
@davidfrum @RobustDemocracy And yet another reason for me to not like the guy. I always knew that he was up to something giving Ukraine access to Starlink, that that access came with hidden strings attached. Even if he was pro-Ukraine, I wouldn't like him. No private individual should have that much power.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Hey fellas, @BHerjolfsson & I have a live one that has been posting violent-event-denial content and slurs for Ukrainians and Westerners for the last two days. Not an Article 5, just a Friday Bonk. :) Please like, retweet, bonk, report, and spread the word. Thanks!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
9 months
@intermarium24 @NMAsiaPac That is a new low for him, but I'm honestly not surprised by it.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
Adderall is cocaine for old orange Karens. Change my mind.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
9 months
I heard talk of making King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden an honorary Fella. King Charles III of the United Kingdom did receive an honorary Fella on his Coronation Day, so there is precedent.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
11 months
@visegrad24 If Lithuania is attacked, NATO and Poland especially are ready, waiting for that exact moment. May it never come to pass, but if it does...
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
We've all been in this situation before, Fellas, and it ain't nothing to worry about.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@RepMTG Trying to walk-back all of your anti-Semitic nonsense, aren't you? That's what I thought.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
@Jstnorv10 Orange man golden idol wills it. He speaks to us, and we speak with his voice as one. It must be done.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
7 months
@MarkHertling It's the fake conservatism that makes them say things like that.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@RepMTG Marjorie Taylor Greene, get a hold of yourself and stop embarrassing our country. People, Moscow Marge spreads Russian propaganda to destabilize America. Get the word out!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
@mericanaf7 The "money to Ukraine" is merely the monetary value of the old equipment, yesteryear's vehicles, & nearly-expired munitions that American taxpayers like me PAID FOR YEARS AGO. The figure is just for recordkeeping purposes- it really shouldn't be so hard to understand. ๐Ÿ™„
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@emeigeuele @Sprinter99880 Hell fucking no. Cry about it, MAGAs. Real American patriots, including real Republicans, support Ukraine. Support for Ukraine is non-negotiable!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
11 months
Let's spread the truth, Fellas and Friends: Operation Atlantic Resolve is a routine NATO military exercise in NATO countries, NOT a combat deployment to Ukraine. Let's shut down these isolationist dictator lovers!
@EvanAKilgore
Evan Kilgore ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Do you agree with @JoeBiden 's decision to send 3,000 reserves into active duty, under Operation Atlantic Resolve? Yes or no? RT after voting!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Zelenskiy and Dark Brandon are THE Gigachads.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word over there That the Dags are coming, the Dags coming, The dogs bonk-bonking everywhere. So prepare, say a prayer, Send the word, send the word, to beware We'll be over, we're coming over,
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
7 months
After careful consideration, the NAFO Fellas have decided to become worse.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Hey Fellas and friends! I'm a free shib after a week in Twitter Penal Colony No. Your Mom. I'm reformed, but I regret nothing. I'm glad to have hurt some bigoted, imperialistic, and hateful people's online feelings. And now, I can do what we Fellas do best! Let's f***ing bonk!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
Fellas and Friends, I am pissed off at everyone today. Look at what them Rebel scum did to Emperor Palpatine and 2 Death Stars. We need to get our sh*t together! Who's with me?๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ #FreePalpatine #StandWithHumus #MakeGalaxyGreatAgain #MakeAndorGreatAgain #BuildTheSpaceWall
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
10 months
@AppSame Hello. Nice poll you have there.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
@SpeakerJohnson Shut up. You gave Congress to weeks of vacation to avoid helping our allies fight our enemies.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
7 months
I see that #NATO is trending right now due to its members withdrawal from the CFE in reaction to Russia's withdrawal from the same treaty, and I want to say that I stand with NATO, and that NAFO stands with NATO. Long live democracy and freedom! #NATO #IStandWithNATO #BasedNATO
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@Just_a_Fella_EU @eatityo I was able to break out of it last month when I had between 4,700-5,000 followers. I'll bump you up now.๐Ÿง€
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
Prayers have been answered. The foreign aid bills were passed. Freedom and democracy won today and their victory will last for generations. I'm sorry it was late, my Ukrainian friends. But I'm proud to be an American and a patriot today๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…. We did it. Ukraine will survive!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
10 months
@RealPJones @jacksonhinklle Hello. A word of advice:
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
I'll return the favor๐Ÿ˜
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Let's crush this poll, fellas! Like, retweet, and go vote "no"! #NAFOarticle5
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
It's all about "heritage", which is code for "I just wanna hate black people and anyone else I don't like who also don't look white like me and isn't a Christian per my personal definition of Christian".
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Hey, fellas! As I'm sure many of you already knoe, the amount of online anti-Semitic rhetoric & memes has been increasing for several years. Anyone want to share countermemes for anti-Semitism? This meme is one I found earlier this week:
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Does he realize that most of the "money" is just the cost of replacing the almost-expired weapons we sent to Ukraine? The money that will be spent to replace those weapons will make the US defense industry much stronger & more productive- & more American manufacturing jobs.
@ModernPatriotWi
The Modern Patriot
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@POTUS How about compensating Americans for the terrible tax policy and giving billions for a fake war in Ukraine?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@CitizenFreePres You took a quote out of context and spread. Full, actual quote from Zelenskiy: "If Ukraine loses, Russia is going to enter Baltic states, NATO states, then the U.S will have to send their sons and daughters exactly in the same way as we are sending our sons and daughters to war".
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@CalltoActivism @jason_k95 Just ignore the "AmERIcA FIrSt" and MAGA people- they have been mislead into believing that being a good neighbor is a bad thing.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 month
Hey Fellas and Friends, does anyone have an update on @olafbrewing 's business operations? I haven't heard from them since November. Also, I'd really like to buy NAFO and NATO beers to be distributed on my side of the pond some day. The cans are pretty badass.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@nearinfinitum The far-right are in a tailspin: Russia had its Victory Day Parade yesterday; Trump was found liable for sexual abuse & defamation by the jury in the E. Jean Carroll case; George Santos was arrested & arraigned by the feds today; & default warnings, so it's OH MY GAWD THUH BORDER
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
@BDeMayo
Bill DeMayo
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#SissySpaceX seems to be throttling the Free Liam movement guys. Please let #SissySpaceX know we want to know #WheresLiamNissan and to #FreeLiamNissan
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
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@MikeSyl36625988 I see it as a better use of my tax dollars than paying every member of Congress ~$200K per annum to, 90-100% of the time, do NOTHING to solve the most pressing issues (the border, approve funding to replace old weapons sent to Ukraine & Israel, lower healthcare costs, etc.). Yes.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
@dStoney808 Expect us.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
8 months
We have eyes on another nonsensical poll, over.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@ConfederateVP You forgot to answer my question, "American": do you bang your sister, or do you like to watch her when she's with her boyfriend and then join in with them?
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
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@spooked75 @BooBookBooze @ProjectVirginia I'm not even a lawyer and his "case" looks so weak, a slight breeze could blow it over.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
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#BreastCancerAwareness For all of the breast cancer survivors out there, and for all of those breast cancer fighters who went down fighting, I wear this ribbon.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
7 months
This is a Fake Fella Alert. This is not a drill, repeat not a drill. Fake Fella is @ DirleFella. He named his account after an SS commander who commanded a Waffen SS division (36th) that murdered tens of thousands of civilians in Poland and Belarus during WWII. BLOCK and REPORT!
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2 months
As a Constitutional conservative, I must say that Trump is not getting my vote. I'll be voting for Biden. #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #MAGACult #America
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@Hope_for_USA @ProjectLincoln 2018, 2020, 2022, and the special elections since 2022 say the opposite, hun.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
I kicked a hornet nest haha! Happy Bonking Wednesday, Fellas! One of these losers who accuses of us being Nazis is actually accusing that of which he is guilty. Disgusting.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
Aw, shucks. Moscow Marge's getting paid in blighted potatoes today. #MoscowMarge
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4 months
@theliamnissan This meme is fresh out of the factory.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
@RepMTG Shut up, Hitler lover. No one cares!
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
Let's help out our fellow Fellas, Fellas! #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
4 months
All right, Fellas and Friends! Let's vote!
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Polls and Opinions
4 months
Do you want the House of Representatives to approve $60 billion in funding for Ukraine? Explain why...
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1 year
Wow, it's only been an hour and this post has just soared high! Thank you, everyone! #WeAreNAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #NAFOFellas
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
3 months
Everybody, it's time we take a stand for @theliamnissan . This fake cowboy wearing his hat backwards is stifling Liam's free speech in violation of his own social media platform's free speech rules. Now Elmo, that dog just ain't gonna hunt, I tell you what!๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคฌ #FreeLiamNissan
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
2 months
@ROWEBOT3339 It's somewhat odd that cartoon dogs on Twitter are such a serious concern for you.
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Bonkmeister NAFO Prime
1 year
Hey fellas! A friend of mine might appreciate some bonk strikes on this white nationalist, Neo-Nazi woman-hater. @JessicaUSAF isn't a fella afaik, but she's cool and we should consider her to be an ally at the very least. Besides, it's free bonking! @ WhiteP0weRanger is ๐Ÿคฌ
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