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People often mistake me for an adult, because of my age! 😉 Suffering from Toryettes - you have been warned! 🤬 🇪🇺💙 💚 🌹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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This just about sums me up...
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Time to go home Donny! #Trump
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The #DailyMail is shocked to find that Wes Streeting's grandad knew the Krays (Like most of the East End). They're going to be horrified when they find out who Lord Rothermere (Owner of The Daily Mail), was hanging out with in the 1930s!
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Poor Katy Colthop: alumnus of the £20k a term St Peter's School in York. Daughter of Brigadier David Colthup CBE. 30p Lee Anderson wants us to think she's comparable to nurse who uses a food bank! #30pLee #ToryScum #GeneralElectionNow
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Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank. Katy makes my point really well.
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Hey @Nigel_Farage ! Would you like to comment about your mate #AndrewTate ?
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Andrew Tate charged with rape and human trafficking
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Nigel Farage: The Early Years. (Please don't like or repost this, as he really doesn't like it 😉) #imacelebrity #ImAceleb
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Nigel Farage explained...
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Dominic Raab thought The New Statesman was an instructional video...
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30p Lee Anderson explained...
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Lee Anderson explained...
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Apologies for my absence. Someone, reported me for posting a photo of a certain #BBCqt host & got me a spell on the twitter naughty step. If they think this will stop me, they are very mistaken! Oops! I've posted it again! 😈
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To everyone fawning over Queen Elizabeth II & the other Royals... #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Hey @JuliaHB1 would you still choose #AndrewTate 's life? @TalkTV
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Andrew Tate charged with rape and human trafficking
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Robert Jenrick has resigned! Good riddance you little cunt!
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Replacing Lee Anderson with Jonathan Gullis is like shitting your pants then changing your shirt! #ToryChaos #GeneralElectionNow
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Next time Johnny Mercer fakes a publicity shot, he should really crop out the studio lights!
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Johnny Mercer Vs Carol Vorderman... The results are in! #JohnnyMercer #JohnnyMinge
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Nigel Farage explained...
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Boris Johnson is a traitor! #Dispatches
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I told Kensington Palace to stop using Photoshop!! #KateMiddleton #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Suella Braverman explained... #LegionellaBraverman #BibbyStockholm
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What is it about Angela Rayner that terrifies the #ToryScum so much? #PintSizedLoser #PMQs #IStandWithAngelaRayner
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Ben Bradley's face sums up the Tories today. Couldn't have happened to a bigger cunt! I'd tell him myself, but he blocked me for asking why he wanted unemployed people to be sterilised! #LocalElections2024 #LocalElections #GeneralElectionlNow
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Liz Truss explained... #ThickLizzy
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What do you think about Woke Watch Kathy?
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New limited edition Inaction Man. Now with massive helmet! #PMQs #inactionman
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Lee Anderson complains, from home, about people working from home... Thick as a submarine's door! I 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is actually happening. Imagine if every working person in the country refused to actually go into their place of work as required. If this was the private sector they would be out of the door. Gentle reminder to the staff who think they are above going into work - the
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Darren Grimes calls himself a journalist but couldn't be bothered to Google 'Kirsty MacColl'. What a cunt!
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Whatever you do, don't like or retweet this photo of Andrew Neil. He really doesn't like it! 😉
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Hunt these bastards down!
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Lord Bamford, with a debt of £500,000,000 to HMRC, has retired from the House of Lords and absconded. He anticipates his debt, akin to Michelle Mone's £232,000,000 liability, to be nullified. It's imperative to retrieve every pound from these individuals and prosecute them.
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Woke Watch explained...
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Lee Anderson explained...
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Oh my god! You've misspelled your own name on your leaflets! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hey Legionella Braverman! Here's what we should do with the Bibby Stockholm. #LegionellaBraverman #BibbyStockholm
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Prince Andrew will be sweating like a glass-blower's arse, waiting for the #EpsteinClientList to drop!
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Calling Jacob Rees-Mogg...
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#MattHanock is a total cunt who should be in prison not on #ImACeleb !
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Happy 60th birthday to Nigel Farage...
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Good news from #UxbridgeandSouthRuislipbyelection . Laurence Fox has lost his deposit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why has Iain Dale been allowed to stand as a Tory candidate, when he did this?
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Iain Dale, who received a police caution for assaulting a pensioner, is standing as a Tory candidate for the general election.
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Nigel Farage explained...
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A short message from Billie Piper to Laurence Fox...
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The name 'National Conservatism' isn't snappy enough! How about Nat-C?
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I wonder why Miriam Cates is attacking students?
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The Blairite aspiration to send half of all young people to university has backfired spectacularly. Spending three years detached from the real world spending someone else’s money is not always the best start to adult life. Academic learning & common sense are not the same thing.
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How 30p Lee Anderson was made...
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The Sun printed topless photos of 'Page 3 Girls', as young as 16, for nearly 30 years! Maybe some of their past editors should be under investigation? #bbcpresenter #theSun
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I see Nadhim Zahawi has a new book... #bbclaurak
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Jacob Rees-Mogg prepares for #bbcqt
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Well, Nigel Farage, off you fuck, back to obscurity, where you belong! #KingOfTheJungle #VoteNigel #ImACelebrity #NigelFarageToWinImACeleb #ImACeleb
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If Grant Schapps won’t do anything about the #ToryRailStrikes , then maybe this bloke could?? #BBCBreakfast #railstrike #trainstrike #ToryIncompetence
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How about a Nigel Farage, middle finger post? #FingerpostFriday
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Nigel Farage explained...
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I'm very disappointed that Johnny Mercer's lovely wife, Felicity Mercer, has just blocked me. I was going to send her this... It's a shame to waste it, so feel free to use it 😉 #JohnnyMinge #FelicityMinge
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A message to Richard Madeley... #GMB @GMB
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@LeeAndersonMP_ @carolvorders @Ofcom Can I have a consonant please Carol?
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The look on Michael Gove's face, as he learns live on air, that #Zahawi has been fired, just minutes after defending him to Sophie #Ridge . Priceless! #BBCLauraK
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Quick message to Joey Barton. Everybody in Newcastle still thinks you're a cunt!
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This is James Daly. Angela Rayner is living rent-free in his head. It's actually more spacious than her old council house! #AngelaRayner @JamesDalyMP @AngelaRayner
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Nadine Dorries is standing down at the next election, to form a girl band!
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That just about sums me up!
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Suella Braverman is what you get when you feed Priti Patel after midnight! #SuellaBraverman #SuellaBravermanMustGo
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And you thought Priti Patel was bad! #SuellaBravermanOut
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What do you think of Lee Anderson Nan?
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Laurence Fox explained... #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip #Byelections Lozza
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Laurence Fox explained...
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Laurence Fox addresses the 'Milllion Man March' of patriots! Calls for a boycott on Nike products while wearing Nike shoes! FFS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Can someone ask @markjenkinsonmp why he doesn't like his old UKIP ad anymore. I'd do it myself, but he blocked me for tweeting it! Cheers 👍
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Good morning Twitter! Today's caption competition features Nigel Farage. Have fun! 😊
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Let's not forget that little Rishi Sunak was second choice, after Liz Truss. That's the tweet!
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Darren Grimes to replace Dan Wootton on @GBNEWS #CraftyWank
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Richard Tice explained...
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Never forget that Rishi Sunak was second choice after Liz Truss! Just let that sink in... 😳 #toriesout #ToryLies #GeneralElectionN0W
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I'm old enough to remember Norman Tebbit telling people to "Get on their bikes" to find work. That was 40 years ago! Now Rachel Maclean is spouting the same selfish, privileged bullshit! Tories never change! #ToryCostOfLivingCrisis #ToryBudgetingTips #ToryScum #JohnsonOut111
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Dominic Raab thought The New Statesman was an instructional video!
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Priti Patel & Suella Braverman explained...
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We need to stay in the ECHR to protect us from people like Suella Braverman! #ToryGaslighting
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The immigration history to this case demonstrates why we need a fundamental overhaul of human rights laws. We need to leave the ECHR. Spurious claims based on religion are commonplace in our asylum system. The bar is low, it’s easy to game the system & it happens 1/3
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The majority of the country agree that James Whale & Jeremy Kyle are cunts!
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This is absolutely shocking.
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Oliver Dowden, after Angela Rayner has finished with him! #PMQs #ToriesOut #GeneralElectionNow
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Keir Starmer at #PMQs
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Here's a little reminder of Boris Johnson taking Covid seriously... #BorisJohnson #COVID19 #CovidInquiry #covidinquiryUK
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Fiona Bruce prepares herself for #bbcqt ...
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Home Secretary Suella Braverman explained...
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