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@Wojciehowicz

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Professional eccentric, amateur normal, natural alien, all around taken for granted doormat, looking up society's skirts and writing about it on the net.

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Doing the right thing and being a good person aren't fun or glamorous but they are all you were asked.
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@jack "Conversational health"? Think about that for a moment. Think of how arrogant it is to believe even for a second that a third party should be deciding for others what is healthy for their social intercourse. You are aware humans reached the present day without such things?
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@CT_Bergstrom @WJMolinari I found a new meme subject. Very photogenic birb.
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@kkarra99 @lomlwolfhard She should. Being an actor is the essence of adulthood. Someone tells you what to do all the time and you rarely get to be yourself.
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@ColetteWillis1 So a Catholic priest standing up for the innocent and morality is somehow enraging for you?
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@bigbadbeardo @GundamIsHere I almost grew a mullet just by reading this.
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@Kowenmoffor @egyptianecstasy @HardOnDaHoez @Kellie_Pryor @io9 "How could we have included transvestite tailors with a passion for darts and Peruvian coffees?" Gunshots ring out. Fade to black.
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@andr_w @nickmon1112 No, it isn't. If we aren't going to care about white people feelings then why should we care about anyone else's? Everyone gets the same consideration or nobody does. I'll just jump to not giving a shit about yours or anyone else's right now. Might as well save time.
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@JimiKaal @shitbiscuit Having a dick six and a half foot long must be terribly expensive what with all the tailored pants.
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@Kouban @Satar_Gaza You won't want them in your chocolate, no.
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@Spitfire2394 @STEPHMHAMILL @AOC Because every single one of the people blathering about it go in ONE direction: more government, less freedom, more them telling us how to live, less us deciding for ourselves. It's so blatant that Stevie Wonder could see it from Mars.
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@KirstenPowers I can dress up any way I like. Good luck stopping me.
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@greg_price11 @joshuapchase Because it's totally every day that a man who is a known racist will suddenly get 8 million more votes than the first black president after years of Black Lives Matter.
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@WildGoose1776 Anyone doing those dances should be beaten severely.
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Because she was a conscious co-conspirator to defeat Hillary on behalf of Russia and her ego. @HenryRBishop @sarahkendzior
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@NecktieSalvage @WJMolinari It's so cute the way you ignore Generation X, a generation that was largely raised by the World War II generation who were the parents of the Baby Boomers. We are the bulwark. More than half the boomers are already dead.
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@DeweesRobert @Gritty20202 I am the farthest thing from a workplace snowflake you are ever going to find. I was raised to die at my post. I am a complete believer in the FLSA. There is no excuse for requiring employees to do anything work related off the clock. If you want it done, you pay for it.
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@CindyCr45215490 @yashar Nope. She doesn't get to change her claim. She makes the accusation, he defends. THAT IS IT. No massaging, no manipulation, she states where, when, what, who. ALL the specifics.
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@rhymeswithvery @yashar She's making accusations and the tradition since before the Jews, before Hebrews, back to the earliest days of the Fertile Crescent city states, the accuser speaks first and the accused defends based on what was said. THAT is simple human decency and fairness.
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This is why I follow you. @th3j35t3r
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@joebarke @mattlpost Lower it to -9 months. Let the unborn weigh in on abortion.
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The one that Jill Stein was at? @sarahkendzior
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@HBP1967 @vulture ...and I will plow you. (Bow chicka wow wow music starts)
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@DavidNeiwert @rickperlstein We the people are the ultimate rulers, not courts. Try to disarm us. See what we do. We have 500M guns, we produce most of the cops and soldiers, we control the means of production and materials as well. We win, you lose, now sit down and be quiet.
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@matthewjdowd The president has no power to shutdown anything nor any duty to sign any law you want. Read the constitution some time.
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$100k to take a later flight would have been cheaper than what United is going to pay for this "reaccomodating".
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@StanislavPetrov @wesyang How many concentration camps are you aware of that are completely chock full of heavy military hardware, much of it from the former Soviet Union, as well as left behind by Americans in Afghanistan?
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@TheRickWilson "Before we knew it, there was a Tim Horton's inside every Starbucks, and then outside them, as if it grew like a cancer, overcoming a host."
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@mar_galore @JamilahLemieux What about people who have no need of group validation and thus no need of representation because they're not afraid to be individuals?
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@HamillHimself Human females are every bit as lying, deceitful, conniving, and otherwise odious as males, just in different ways. Denying this is denying their status as HUMANS. Do you really think all the horrors that men did were against their will? How so if women are equal to men?
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@tomselliott @AOC Allowed? The people are the masters, not govt. Govt serves. The people rule. That includes the rich just as much as the poor, and neither she nor anyone else gets to declare themselves master of the rest, and decisor of what is allowed to them.
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@DarkGarland @MichaelHotka @burneracct517 @MichiganTea @BuschsMarket The American people own half a billion guns, tens of trillions of rounds of ammunition, cops and soldiers tend to come from gun owning families, and the entire 82nd Airborne could not disarm just Compton alone. You can't even make people follow speed limits. You should give up.
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@justice_Tyr22 @NOfPPlus First Fetterman and now North Korea.
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@ChuckWendig We produce most of the soldiers and cops and we own most of the guns. Bring it on.
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@Cynalicar @svchost @SeanTheProducr @OneFineJay @ewarren Nope. I'm saying it should be abolished. It exists SOLELY as a way for the govt to tax business indirectly, which is pure cowardice and cynically uses the poor and just starting out.
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@NationalizeThis @TroutMaskReplca I guess you should have tried harder to get Hillary Clinton elected. Then Ajit Pai would be working the private sector right now and this would not be happening.
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@Cynalicar @svchost @SeanTheProducr @OneFineJay @ewarren No, they really couldn't. My family was in a housing project despite my dad working as a union machinist. The govt's definition of poverty and survivability is wildly at odds with reality and purposely so.
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@nwlc So credible means witnesses the accusers themselves name who can't remember any such events and deny any knowledge of them?
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@TallestIslander @thehill @TheDemocrats Because 48 of the states don't want 2 deciding every election.
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@EddieVanTrollen @BetoORourke All my job sites are in woods and up mountainsides. I don't want to live in a Winnebago.
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@PCWharton @Cmeshell87 @atandon @FormerChild And deaf people will sometimes scream "I heard you" after being tugged on the sleeve and gestured to. I had a classmate who did this when I couldn't tear him away from Space Invaders. He saw my reflection in the screen, I know for sure.
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@JohnBrennan Good luck establishing a security clearance as a constitutional right.
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@IMOperations @redsteeze Liberals see themselves as one with right and good. Right and good are them. Therefore, all power is their right, and the concept of it not being so cannot exist for them without contradicting their very construction.
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@Scotladywriter @yashar They want her ON THE RECORD and SPECIFYING CHARGES. She's a PhD holding professor FFS, not a six year old. She knows how this works. If you allege an act, you must say where and when, not just who and what. Else, there's nothing to investigate.
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@entityofcxrpse You're the one who wants to segregate us away from the straights so you can speak for us. You are a willing collaborator with segregation. We refuse. We've had enough. You can keep that crazy stuff to yourselves. I am not taking part in your erasure of gays and lesbians or women.
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@mdsauersr @lexreed122152 @CNN @MattxRed Legally, it is very difficult. Not remotely easy or quick. Illegally, it depends on method. Buying on the streets is a good way to get nailed by the cops or killed by the criminal element. Killing someone who has one is quick, but how easy depends on how good you are at killing.
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@TheFemBat_ You require the neurological wiring and biochemistry to have them. If you are born a female, then you would have them. No one born male would have them. There is also no retrofitting the brain because it would require deconstructing and reconstructing at the molecular level.
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@saucissonsec @lkoneal @karol My wife screams it if the amount comes up. "TWO DOLLARS! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"
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@Slate I'd rather be free than safe. If I'm free, I can handle my own safety and not depend on your lazy backside.
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@Persephone_66 @appabend If that were the case, she'd be leading the demons.
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@Goodtweet_man Episode 37456 of a realistic lawyer show: it's still the first season, first case, and day 312. The lawyer looks through his paperwork again. "Yes, your honor, we could use a continuance. We're missing transcripts of the testimony from last month." "Good."
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@voxdotcom So right up until Obamacare?
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@MamaTea_ Who cares if it is natural? Cooking with a digital pressure cooker isn't found in nature either. The question is, what if anything does it have to do with you?
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@Benwallacehowe3 @MrMuselk What in the nine hells...
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@ShamashAran This quote tweet parody phenomenon is like a musical battle where someone improvises a bit, the next person plays that and improvises on it, and back and forth. I never thought I would see someone do it with social media. Humans are strangely inventive.
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@LGBwiththeT Fixed it for you: Men Punish JK Rowling for Defending Women Against Erasure by Men Pretending to Be Women
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@CarmenYulinCruz @WhitefishEnergy I'd ask the same question they just did if someone were catcalling. Don't go insulting working men lightly. They can always stop.
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@MocoMillennial @mattlpost The second amendment to the US Constitution cannot be overriden by laws. You need to amend the constitution by the process prescribed therein. You'd know this if you were old enough to have an opinion.
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@CheekiScrump It's an insult to all the girl geeks who play and can rock the old school rules like wizards. "Girls can't possibly play DnD unless we make it easier." Same thing as with Doctor Who. "Women won't watch unless the Doctor is a woman."
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@spilledbagofice @feraljokes @ElijahSchaffer You're being disingenuous. You know very well that this is more than that. Everyone is being demanded of, being told they must subscribe to how other people identify themselves or suffer punishment for it. They are picking a fight they will lose.
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@StopBigMoney We here in CT will be a thousand years dead before we submit even to MA much less CA. We'll gladly burn down eveything in sight before we bow to majority rule and the end of the union. NO.
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@JAYcarreon6 @Ur_a_Smartass_C @BorgmanKelly @JasonWander2 @GavynnnOrig @Songbird70x7 The American people own half a billion guns, tons of trillions of rounds of ammunition, the cops and soldiers are their family members, and you can't even make them follow speed limits. How do you imagine that you're going to get your way?
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@davidhogg111 No, because the American people will keep buying more and more guns, JUST TO SPITE *YOU*. You are one of the greatest salesmen for guns. American gun manufacturers have you and people like you to thank for every growing gun sales. AND, you can't grasp it so you won't ever stop.
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@xopheg @GNQ__ @HRC Wrong. I've been bisexual my entire life and if you were to try to call me queer to my face, you wouldn't like the results.
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@MarkyGAG @GNQ__ I think you should go farther, drop the entire pride phenomenon altogether. Do you know what straight people call straights who have straight pride? They call them sluts, male whores, lounge lizards, etc. Why should I have pride in something as animalistic as sex?
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@APiercea45 @TravisSkol @GeneralGee_ No, we don't. Not most, not even a lot. The CT state welfare case worker who told my mom to work under the table and keep collecting fraudulently was black. She shrugged and said that was all she could look forward to. Suffering happens to everyone. Big deal.
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@splashy79 @DerkHat @MattWalshBlog I tried putting my wife in a shed but she clawed her way out.
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@djreiner @matthewjdowd @e2pilot The militia have been every free armed man since the first tribal city-states. There can't be a militia without armed free men.
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@Magner4Freedom @davidhogg111 Americans own half a billion guns, tens of trillions of rounds of ammunition, cops and soldiers tend to come from gun owning families and the cops answer to more than 19,000 municipalities and not the feds, and you can't even make people follow speed limits.
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@theheauxhouse @TRHLofficial @JustHeather719 @RepSwalwell An armed population will force the US govt to fire on its own family and friends, and take fire, dying at the hands of family and friends, and THAT is what keeps the US govt from doing it. It would cause the police and military to desert and join the people in an instant.
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@Cc77255381 @NationalizeThis @susanswann99 @TroutMaskReplca I'm getting a bit tired of liberals whining about the doings of an administration they didn't make any real effort to stop from getting elected, and more to the point that they pretend they didn't help to win by being so scattered.
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@whoisey @gabrielmalor You mean send the kids to jail with the parents?
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You may be cool, but you'll never be entering a medieval arena on a tank with an electric guitar cool. #DoctorWho
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@MarcSchauer @evanchill @ChaseMadar It's perfectly democratic. The Senate represents the states. We are the United STATES. A union of fifty semi-sovereign states. Those states have interests decided by their locally elected govts.
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@RafaelAnchia @HRCDFW @EqualityTexas @ResourceCtr @CathedralOfHope @TFN Why do you want to permanently surgically maim children too young to decide to have sex?
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@adamcbest @DillonCasey @cameron_kasky None of us here in flyover country elected you to decide what constitutes best, decent, good, or greatest. Or anyone else for that matter. Given your politics, I'm pretty sure I don't want you making those decisions.
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@samwillrich @JohnBrennan This is entirely at the leisure of the executive and is in no way a right.
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@APiercea45 @TravisSkol @GeneralGee_ You want me to believe that every black person is a victim, right? That all your human nature and biology isn't enough to overcome the unfairness of history and so I should feel bad? Kiddo, the first time someone tried killing me just for existing, I was six.
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@TheTrumpBaby @PardesSeleh My wife will be pissed. We own our own place.
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Best summary ever.
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I feel like I'm watching my grandma and grandpa fighting over the remote. #DemDebate
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@susanorlean We're not big on you either, and we hold all the power so unless you want a name tag and a sandwich making apron, maybe you should be more mature.
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@DK_Able @XAVIAERD Because teachers usually come from the bottom quartile of college grads, most of them are white and privileged, and they are bottom quartile because mental issues exacerbated by their affluent youth. Nobody ever lowered the boom on them. They never grew up. Total insecurity.
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@AndreaChalupa @sarahkendzior Do a statistical and numerical analysis on the tallies. Perfect 1/3-2/3, 1/2-1/2, and 1/4-3/4 results are astronomically unlikely.
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@actuallyalice @BFomebranch And was found as an Easter Egg of sorts on the Windows 95 CD.
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@JRubinBlogger @painter_nancy Why should I care? Women claim they're equal. Well, this is how men treat each other. Learn to be tougher competitors. FFS, my wife would have demolished this Porter character like a hapless extra in an old action movie.
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@spr0uter @burgessev The left did our campaigning for us by doing all they could to appear batshit insane. Now, the Dems have to do as we say or we keep them in DC longer while the left makes them look even worse.
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@bertil_hatt @kmactane @Altimor Where it falls apart is that they're human, and humans have free will, and most of the homeless are mentally incapacitated in one of the many ways humans are capable of. Upshot: They refuse to cooperate and you can't make them.
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@Wojciehowicz
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@PTSDGuts @BFomebranch Maggie's daughter would be in junior high right now.
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@Wojciehowicz
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6 years
@Some_BlackGuy @leojones8675 If every kid was raised like I was, they'd be ready to vote by 14. Sadly, most Americans are too immature for voting, sex, etc at 35.
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@Wojciehowicz
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@markos Except I'm bisexual, Jewish, Native American, and an NRA member so... Wrong.
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