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fuck bigots. trans rights are human rights. he/him if your transphobic or defend/support n*zis i will just block/mute you. slurs = blocked

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"What did Rowling do/say that's transphobic?" is virtually always a bad faith question from people looking to justify or excuse either their own transphobia but, in case anyone wants an answer, may I present the following incomplete list:
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@StephandSec did you send em this? (i have no idea what you do as work but yeah)
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@CocoaFox023 for some reason this tweet seems relevant
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@rosalilly_ has it been confirmed or just rumours? because i swear yall always RUN with rumours ruin someones life just for them to turn out to be false.
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@PelleCreepy that has nothing to do with teachers unions.
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@theladykatie @Masha_Alexandra oh so you see the baby as a baby and the embryos as just that embryos.
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@notCursedE but... isnt that cartoon just trying to NORMALISE and destigmatize double mastectomys? also the dude had to fucking buy a costa to try and make that point... nothing screams boycott more than buying from the people to say "LOOK IM BOYCOTTING"
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@PavCero626 @LoreByNightVTM i used to like that but genuinely why doe straight people need a month? we basically get the year. heteronormativity is in almost every facet of our society. straight people dont need a month. hell we dont even need a day
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@OddOlympian @Fembybass @PosadistCvmSlvt that and the double standard that surrounds female predators/abusers
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@GazzaSRobets yet people are still 100% convinced that everyone in that room was lying except from amber... like its just scary at this point that some people are convinced that women/fem presenting ppl can only be victims even when they admit they abused someone
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@precatlady @wunderyst team sitting by the side since we dont have any info 1000%
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@RosewoodRobin @Esqueer_ will be 10000% honest have never payed attention to the magazine. BUT i did know he was gay because of the "partner" because i always thought "what a weird way to call your friend" until i saw like a few years later someone calling their bf their partner.
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@davenewworld_2 america will ban these because they are "too dangerous" but not guns.. its just dissapointing at this point.
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@kickshopnow you forgot to add "promotes gambling and bigotry"
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@wunderyst its literally just a rumour rn. shut up, sit to the side and just see what happens.. do not keep spreading info because i can lead to ruining someones life for no actual reason. we have seen this happen quite a few times now.
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@NotJosieGrossy @StephandSec also undercover boss is the best example why america is not good. like all the employees problems could of been fixed with higher minimum wage, better education system then finally free healthcare (or am i misremembering?)
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@randomnessyuh what? noooo how else will i download chrome?!
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@No7Sammy im just imagining a trans woman winning and looking terfs in the eye and saying "skill issue"
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@LilySimpson1312 how much do you wanna bet the same people throwing hissy fits are the same people who watch shit like naked attraction
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@diancuh @rosalilly_ so again.. nothing has been confirmed. this type of stuff we all need to shut up and just see what happens because every time people butt in.. it gets WAYY worse for every party involved.
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@CEOof_Koneko @LeadPipe_Images @Eebergon anyone who gets turned on by children. because at the end of the day your argument is "nooooo they arent a pedophile because the kids they jerk off to arent technically real!" like fam.. they still jerk it to kids.
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@darkerbrother52 @GoodPoliticGuy but you still might die if you are a sex worker so if anything it makes her point stronger
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@Remellu the take i hate is " pokemons so easy now!" no... its ALWAYS BEEN EASY. they just removed 2 things... 1. no longer have to grind for hours and 2. the typings and special/physical attacks have been cemented. in the 1st 3 games it worked diff. in the 4tgen they cemented it.
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@scarletsilverr actually i think it may be a tie between toph and katara. because toph learning from badger moles yeah makes her a prodigy but.. kataras skill level at the start of the show after having NO TEACHERS at all and no way to learn it honestly i think kinda puts them at the same level
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@lily21185254 @shawarmamaoist thats very easy? like if you only hear people saying " USSR" and NEVER the actual name... you will assume "US" stands for united states. its like hmm some people dont know what the term fridging means. or some people dont know like uhh what egg means (in specific contexts)
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@theladykatie @Masha_Alexandra fact all BORN humans have equal basic human rights (depending on WHERE you live) fact a baby is worth more thant 100 embryos. fact.... if you are pro life you support all laws that should be implemented to benefit ALL LIVES after they are born right?
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@RopeBnuuyGirl @LockeeChase oh fun fact about that the ENTIRE movie was done in practical effects but one of the producers said "no do it in CGI because it looks like it was made in the 80s (may be wrong there)" ya know... the thing that the team was aiming for.
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@ExcretusMaximus @GreatCheshire i dont think she is. i think she is saying this with a light hearted/ joking tone... i think
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@yakpuu_ @muffinpooper @Gabrielolll Don't forgot that butch belives you can "cure" being autistic with prayers!
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@MommyRimuruSimp @cipher_51 @POTUS do you actually about life or just controlling pregnant people?
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@skapes777 @TreezySosa ... she doesnt care about others health. that isnt a praiseworthy thing.
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@mitskitopics @hyunjinhalants @wunderyst .... oh damn a picture that looks like it came from a bigfoot hunter. such solid evidence. couldnt be another white guy at all? like come on...
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@Sadly_Its_Jay @akidearest and in relationships boundaries are very important. i think joey is probably fine with this but ya know boundaries (to clarify i know a lot of people saying that are just assholes but still)
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@crippledegg @iFiberOpticTV @scrowder oh it gets so much worse... he kept making the point that she is able to divorce him because the state they live in lets her do it... WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION. like fam... aint no way youll EVER fucking catch me saying those words then mock others masculinity
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@Jetlag_89 @adamfare1996 cool and usain bolt can run 100m in 9.58 seconds so why cant you? or can we be grown ups and realise that EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. and for me... i KNOW i wouldnt be able to work.. i do WANT to try though... but if i TRY to work... i lose ALL my money and i will be homeless.
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@Dimensi87942428 @karazorlls he is legit built like a power lifter... there is no issue... grow up.
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@thy_anomaly @Chris_Stuckmann my grandma was SHUNNED for leaving the religion 40 years ago and returning to it like 10=13 years ago. no one was allowed to talk to her for MONTHS. that is NOT normal and goes against the thing of "share the truth"
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@Helvetica09 @akidearest tbh its a valid question. boundaries in relationships are very important. i mean i think joey is more likely than not perfectly okay with this but still boundaries are important
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@SCOTTFUCKS @KatzeKaz hi male victim. it is a massive win. there is still A TON of work that needs to be done for male victims/ masc presenting victims to actually be seen. hell there are so fucking many fem presenting abusers out there that get a free pass its just scary.
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@CIRC0L0C0 @DiscussingFilm something better from disney... yall know you are JUST supposed to lick their boot right? not fucking shove it down your throat.
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@Do1tBroLy @SimuLiu i mean shang-chi was a very good movie though....
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@MrRedIsTrolling @fyridk what ever do you mean look its just cool socks
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@Gerty2000vlts @samanthasrants transphobes are literally still calling her a "he"
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@PonchoRebound tbh im preparing for a fun movie. and to me fun movies are never bad or good they are either fun or not.
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@BuenoForMiami @jk_rowling well you see trans women are actually just women. but we say "trans women" because... they are women that are trans. just like how we say "tall women" when talking about women who are tall.
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@glitterbl00d @criminalplaza awww didums no one can leave a evil abuser alone? what ever shall we do...
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@ContraPoints holy shit i just said earlier today that this is a slippery slope that sooner or later they will try and have same sex marriage banned again... and they said i was over reacting.
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@mitskitopics @hyunjinhalants @wunderyst yalls the ones crying about something that isnt even confirmed... also i care more about the fact that i dont want another persons life ruined because of a stupid rumour that hasnt been confirmed. if your gonna drag someone... make SURE they are 100% guilty
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@Crimson_Mayhem_ cars 2 was good and ill happily die on that hill
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@BartySlarty @crystalwillseeu so if i called a disabled woman a woman... iwould be ableist? what if i called a black woman a woman? am i being racist because thats the logic your going with rn
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@_bitchcassidy @SOCHLSA @asteroidthree @AtheistjLiz "NOOO HER SAYING IT HERSELF HAS BEEN DEBUNKED" do you hear yourself? so tell us.. is what she says the truth or a lie... because just like her you cant keep your story straight also i dont care about the response muting.
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@mitskitopics @hyunjinhalants @wunderyst ... it is literally a shitty ufo or big foot like picture and yall are acting like you caught him in 4k.. thats barely 144p
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@theladykatie @Masha_Alexandra .... well to be a human you have to be born. its a no duh requirement. also dont do that... im disabled... i understand human rights... infact did you know that across the board disabled people have less rights? no you didnt... cause you care about a fetus more than human life.
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@GeorgeEthoughts @realDailyWire this is why your future kids wont talk to you and wont feel safe until there is no way for you to contact them. but seriously there is nothing wrong with this. if you have a issue with this... you must have a issue with all disney movies too.
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@VikVega9 @MommyRimuruSimp @cipher_51 @POTUS ... 99.99% is not 100%. pregnancy can still happen even if you use all the birth control you can.
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@ItsMe50474936 @KatyMontgomerie but it is what happened. its just like if a kid came out as gay at school but not at home... they trust their life more in school than at home... which honestly is very scary and worrying.
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@KatyMontgomerie exact same energy as the "we cant say merry christmas anymore!!" crowd tbh
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@fyridk i swear dream could make a video where he is looking dead into the camera listing off his top 100 slurs that he loves to say and just at the end add on "love you guys so much <3" and people would defend it
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@heathtrash also i wanna remind people.. you are NOT A BAD PERSON if you liked HP... before knowing about JKTERFs views. you are not a bad person if you struggle to let go of HP its the choices you make after finding out the info that makes you a good or bad person.
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@pencilforge whats really annoying is that... the little mermaid is now immune to ANY valid criticism. also its just another soulless disney live action remake that will be subpar... again. if they are gonna do another movie where the main character is a POC it should be animated.
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@jayjjalen honestly the first percy jackson book shits on ALL the harry potter books.
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@ContentForAll @beyXwill @PopBase dude admitted to grooming someone by saying to the allegation "most of its true but she lied about her age"
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@BangtrashHoe @muckymuckboy115 @animeroto fans can ruin ANYTHING. MHA toxic fans they sent death threats to the creator because... 2 characters are straight. and VERY obviously like each other
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@Dex2305 @RobocopFacts no.... they are trying to prevent misinformation being spread.
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@diancuh @rosalilly_ oh yeah something probably happened but during times like this we all really need to just step back and see what happens. its personally what i do every time there is drama unless its 100% clear what happened
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@notanotakuxd tbh i dont know why people just dont wait until the dust settles. dont support either until its either confirmed or un confirmed.
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@Alexthealien23 @AshleighWildest honestly the main cause is people just keep trying to make it a pissing contest. or some people just try to say that someone else struggles arent that much because their own struggles was more. people gotta realise their own struggles and someone elses can exist at the same time
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@nerftarkus @CaraBaraBonanza @SocDoneLeft oh shit wait was he the one that posted the cp that was SO INFAMOUS the police/fbi thought it was a urban legend?
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@Prxmiseiwnl Hitman Reborn. i see next to NO ONE talking about this ive only see like 2-3 people say they even saw it.
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@OjoreAsani @Josiassama fam... you lot got so bullied by having blue checkmarks elon had to try and protect you even further by making it so it just reads "this account is verified" i wouldnt be trying to talk shit if i was you.
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@CollinCusce @helresa @Telegraph the woman in question btw came 6160th
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@enbjy @SBMovieBot you do know that disliking someone based on gender is sexist right?
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@BennyBoiB well to be fair SOME of the fans think that azula is just "misunderstood" and try to make her out to be a good person secretly by using scenes that ONLY WORK with that narrative if you remove who azula is as a person and what she has done in the past.
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@hyunjinhalants @wunderyst how the fuck is saying "hey its just a rumor we should wait until all the info has come out before saying anything" dick riding? its just common sense to avoid hurting people who may not even be involved.
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@BriansFilms @SaeedDiCaprio yeah alot of people are trying to say "yeah his worst takes are like purple is better than blue lol" and im really hoping they just didnt know
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@HP_Beast100 none of them.. maybe devil fruits but still would be way to dangerous. so instead ill choose the flame system from hitman reborn.
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@makiiramae @precatlady @wunderyst yes... sure.. but lets not spread any potential misinformation since it can turn this thing wayyy uglier and hurt EVERYONE involved to what may something completely unrelated
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@TheViriathus @Zhoninz @aangdaily i swear some of yall would justify jett fucking curbstomping babies since techinically they may be evil.
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@bendable03 @trauma_dumpling @katsutaaki its not. people are panicking and will not think to look that up. be a better person.
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@JonathanHannah @MutualAidLiker so... people wanting to read to kids is inherently sexual to you? bud.. thats just a fucking self report.
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@Glislock yeah for like a hour or two but then he would start wildly out powering everyone
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@LadyOneWoman @literElly "finical and emotional stability" disabled people... disabled people would be gone. you understand that right?
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@DoodToon "gets not character development just closure" yeah fam... thats pretty fucking BIG character development
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@CoffeeAndShame @WhiteKnightIke @Steeledminer @OmarSzkarr @BustedLimesPod "you mean the one where the killer was captured or killed on the scene?"
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@Grxit the one on the left is Aphrodite and is a side character.... the one on the right is the main character and when the game first came out everyone that was "praising" the game was just posting thirst clips of her instead of actual game play.
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@SoobyMSN_ @eithbunz @xaviersonline but they are correct. that is family guys entire shtick.
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@Sljm8D @SalafiDervish @philyptian "damn it dave im pregnant again. i think i may get icecream after work then get a abortion" i swear thats what some people think happens (just in case it doesnt come across properly i agree with ya)
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@LBtheAnomaly @viciousV_1 @afireliv how? The watch when it senses it's in danger or the user is in danger will transform its user into the perfect alien for that situation so Batman gets clapped
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@ProZD "its ya boy kongming!" its pretty fun
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@AshleighWildest yeah men arent really given anywhere to turn to. hell even the people who say they fight for gender equality sometimes tend to be sexist against men and i know me even saying that will lead to people denying you can be sexist to men. like there was a kurt cobain song
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@withinashes19 @TiffanniRose @WeeMelter i love how you can tell if someone has bought into the terf cult just by if they say "TRA"
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@Xx__BR4ND0N @jeremylovesyall i just kinda hate how it always kinda follows the same plot. like i make bambi where the hunter is still 100% the bad guy but also it turns out at the end that.. bambi was literally just a kid and the hunter was eating hallucinogenics
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@YourBudTevin legit question.... can seth rogan sue?
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@LilySimpson1312 nope also has Morticia say one of the most "what the fuck" icky lines which is “people like you don’t know what it’s like to not be believed”..... to a black man. Wednesday definitely feels like a fanfiction of the addams family instead of the addams family.
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@EREK_ONLY @crystalwillseeu so... if a woman came up to you and went "so which room are you going to use to have a piss/shit tonight?" you dont think thats weird?
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@ossipgotedemon @SoobyMSN_ @eithbunz @xaviersonline huh? no... we are saying that family guys shtick is being offensive... because it is. thats their entire go to thing. they dont do it 24/7 but they do it a lot. grow up and stop watching cinema sins
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@VALaResistance @ComicLoverMari @aew4_life she 100% led him on. PB is a bad person (not just for leading him on but also for acting like a god with her subjects)
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