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Professor. Novelist @SFWA . Best Novel winner: 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆. Nonfiction/Sports books too. Co-host of @AUWishbone & more.

Illinois, USA
Joined November 2010
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🚨FIRST TIME EVER: The Untold Story of the 1989 Iron Bowl in Auburn!🏈 Why it was played in Bham before that, and how Pat Dye & co brought it home!! Plus every play of the game & after it!
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@VanAllenPlexico
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11 years ago today:
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After miracle struggle win over 6-6 Auburn, bama fans belittle FSU double-digit win over 10-2 Louisville. 😂
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2 years
My 4 new SEC divisions: DOGS Georgia Miss St Tennessee Texas A&M CATS Auburn Missouri LSU Kentucky PEOPLE & NATURE Vanderbilt Ole Miss Oklahoma Alabama RANDOM ANIMALS Florida South Carolina Arkansas Texas
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@VanAllenPlexico
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My cancer surgeon has officially released me from his care. “If anything was coming back, it would have by now.” 💥🎆🎇💥🎉🥳👏🎊🙌🍾🍻
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@VanAllenPlexico
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Forget the rest of it. Auburn won. Alabama lost. The world is right. Amen.
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2 years
Somebody just busted off a long touchdown run against Alabama.
@NFLonFOX
FOX Sports: NFL
2 years
Entertain us ⬇️
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@VanAllenPlexico
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Couple months ago, during a routine colonoscopy, we found out I have colon cancer. The great doctors at Siteman in St. Louis today cut that hand grenade out of my gut. I’m feeling decent enough and on the way to recovery. Thanks for all the good wishes. Very appreciated.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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2 years
33 years ago today, undefeated Alabama came to play in Jordan-Hare for the very first time ever, and Auburn won.
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3 years
A blast from the past: Auburn's "Four Horsemen of the AUpocalypse!" from 2003.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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4 years
Me leaving the house for the first time once the coronavirus is over, and then finding out about the #MurderHornets .
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@VanAllenPlexico
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2 years
If we are backing 10-2 Alabama into the Playoffs, why not back 10-2 Tennessee in over them? Yes, UT got steamrolled by South Carolina—but SC then beat Clemson, so that loss looks better now. And bama lost to LSU, which looks worse now. And UT did beat Alabama head-to-head.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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5 years
Almost exactly the same.
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The most inevitable thing in the world: Alabama fans at Auburn games.
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5 years
This is like signing a 6-star recruit.
@AUGoldMine
Auburn Gold Mine
5 years
Auburn defensive lineman Derrick Brown announces he’s returning for his senior year. He was projected as an early pick in the NFL Draft. ‘I want to leave Auburn with my degree and a championship.’
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@VanAllenPlexico
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1 year
@darklongbox The original version and the greatest.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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2 years
Your Auburn head coach for the next few weeks! 👍🏻
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@VanAllenPlexico
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4 years
It’s still astonishing to realize that, at this point in 3rd quarter of the 2019 Iron Bowl, Alabama ran 7 consecutive plays in Auburn’s red zone—4 of them 1st downs!—and the sequence ended with an Auburn TD. Really shows the value of never giving up & fighting till the very end.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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2 years
In a few years we’ll be watching basketball games being played in Bruce Pearl Arena. On the campus of Bruce Pearl University in Bruce Pearl, Alabama.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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3 years
Thanks so much to everyone who replied about my wife’s granddad and my dad. My dad passed away last night. He was 87. An Auburn man and a Navy man.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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1 year
I keep liking this tweet and then unliking it so I can like it again.
@CBSSports
CBS Sports
1 year
Alabama is 1-9 all-time in Sweet 16 games. Worst record among teams w/ at least 6 appearances
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When they snapped the ball past Millroe I allowed myself to feel a tiny bit of hope for the first time. I should have known better. 😑
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@VanAllenPlexico
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5 years
Dang. Playing Alabama hurt our strength of schedule.
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3 years
“We have a lot of work to do.” —Coach Bryan Harsin
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@VanAllenPlexico
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3 years
Nissan has produced my idea as an actual Heisman House ad! It debuts tonight during the ESPN game and airs again on Saturday during the Penn State game! There will also be a brief interview with me by SportsCenter.
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
2 years
I think Auburn fans had more fun watching their team play in this year’s Iron Bowl than Alabama fans had watching their team win it.
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
1 year
If Auburn had that referee in the Final Four game with Virginia, we’d have a national championship.
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
3 years
- Auburn wins at LSU. National storyline: “What’s wrong with LSU??” - Auburn wins at Arkansas. National storyline: “Arkansas fans are angry about refs!!” What do we have to do for the storyline to be “Auburn wins and is pretty good!” ???
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@VanAllenPlexico
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4 years
I too kicked its ass and I approve this message. #WarEagle
@Power_Dixieland
Power of Dixieland
4 years
#59 Brodarious Hamm & #56 Tashawn Manning signed w/ Auburn back in ‘16, but before enrolling they were both diagnosed w/ cancer. They could’ve easily given up football. Instead, they fought like hell & kicked cancer’s ass. Now they’ve earned starting roles on AU’s OL #NeverGiveUp
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3 years
If Cam Newton did nothing else for Auburn fans, he allows us to say “1980” at Georgia fans without getting “1957” back.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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2 years
This Auburn game is so much better with ESPN using the Auburn radio audio (Andy & Sonny) instead of random TV announcers. Saves me the trouble of trying to synch up my phone to the TV!
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@VanAllenPlexico
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“It’s never a bad thing when Alabama loses at anything.” —Charles Barkley, just now
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7 months
Undefeated, conference-winning teams in first: - Michigan - Washington - FSU Followed by head-to-head winner on opponent's home field: -Texas Very simple.
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@VanAllenPlexico
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1. Starter for 1 NC season. 2. No NC, no Heisman. 3. NC revoked. 4. No Heisman. Left off entire list: QB who never lost a game, 14-0, won NC, won Heisman, converted every single 3rd & short, did it all while being attacked by media & rivals w accusations later proven false.
@finebaum
Paul Finebaum
5 years
Who's your All-Time College Football QB1?
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The nurse just called back and said my cancer markers have actually gone down since the spring— from 3.4 to 3.0. Sounds eerily like my undergrad GPA progress at Auburn! 😅 So that’s some good news today. Wooo. Thanks for all the prayers and positive thoughts, everyone.
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I hate it for Bo. He ended up not really winning anything at Oregon. Arguably his biggest moment remains beating Alabama as a freshman.
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5 years
3-4 overall vs Saban. Who’s done better? Winner of 2 of the last 3. Only 1 loss to Saban in J-H in 4 tries. Say what you will, but that ain’t bad.
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2 years
What’s even better than beating Alabama? Giving them hope and then taking it away again at the end.
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2 years
Auburn Arena is trending on Twitter. 🤯
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7 years
The last SEC team to go undefeated and win the national championship was 2010 Auburn. Still.
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5 years
Yes, the game was frustrating, and yes we had chances to win. But 23-20 in Death Valley to the undefeated #2 team in the country that’s been averaging like 45 points a game is nothing to be ashamed of. But dang. I do not understand why we leave so many of our weapons unused.
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2 years
Not hanging my head one bit. Ole Potato would’ve lost that game 45-3. War Damn Cadillac.
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4 years
Had my 3-month (really 4-month) followup visit with the oncologist today and they said everything looks good. 🙏🏼
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3 years
It is entirely possible to be very happy Auburn chose Gus Malzahn in 2013 and also feel strongly it was time to move on by 2020. It doesn’t have to be one or the other.
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2 years
The impression I’m getting from various reports across the Auburn landscape is that Auburn was set on Kiffin, but then 1-2 other coaches not being considered came forward quietly. In a kind of Kelly-LSU way. We’ll see, but that would give AU some leverage anyway.
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4 years
10 years ago today, after the Iron Bowl:
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2 years
Say what you will about Auburn’s coaches, but they’ve found a way to totally shut down one of the best backs in America. Unfortunately, that back is Tank Bigsby…
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
2 years
Auburn in its worst years believes it can beat Alabama, and it often does. Georgia in its best years does not believe it can beat Alabama, and it never does.
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
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I mean.... it's hard to do better than NEVER MISSING A KICK ALL SEASON.
@AuburnFootball
Auburn Football
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𝐀𝐋𝐋-𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 🇺🇸 @AlexMc83 has been named Freshman All-America by @TheAthletic and the College Football Network. #WarEagle 🦅
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Alabama fans: “Auburn isn’t our main rival. They don’t matter to us.” Also Alabama fans: “Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn...”
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Auburn’s 2000 recruiting class was ranked only 15th nationally. But I feel it may have been slightly underrated—? Jason Campbell Ronnie Brown Rudi Johnson Karlos Dansby Jay Ratliff Carlos Rogers Jr Rosegreen Roshard Gilyard DeAndre Green Robert Johnson Philip Yost & several more.
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Now we know why Johni was so angry. Payback coming.
@nealius86
Neal
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Nothing to see, just a common foul.
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I hope he doesn't strain his neck looking up to see the game.
@BarstoolAlabama
Barstool Bama
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He will be with us in heart and in spirit Saturday. Saint Updyke, may you rest in peace.
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I'm telling y'all--my "one-minute sports rule" is one of the best things I've come up with. Allow yourself to feel bad about a sports outcome for one minute. Then put it behind you. It's not worth making yourself sick over someone else's activity.
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Van Allen Plexico
2 years
Something significant will change at approximately 10 pm tonight.
@mzenitz
Matt Zenitz
2 years
An update on Lane Kiffin and the Auburn coaching search: Sources tell me and @SpiritBen from @OMSpiritOn3 that Kiffin told Ole Miss players Wednesday evening that, unless something significantly changes, he’s planning on staying with the Rebels.
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Auburn folks: Is there any doubt that the first 25 or so minutes of the 2010 Iron Bowl was the most godawful, gut-wrenching stretch of time in our sports lives?
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2 years
Wendell Green got tested today, having to play almost the entire game. I do believe he passed.
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6 years
I see bama fans saying they wouldn’t tolerate 25 losses in 5 years. They’re right. They didn’t even tolerate the 24 they lost from 1998-2002. So they hired Mike Shula. And then lost 30 games the next 5 years. That’s not counting the 21 more losses (forfeits) for cheating.
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I'd like to welcome Florida State to the club of Teams That Have Been Screwed Over In The PostSeason. It's an intimate little club. You guys can bring the snacks next meeting.
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Van Allen Plexico
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Holy cow VIRGINIA DOUBLE DRIBBLED is the number one new release in college basketball on Amazon 😂
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3 years
Auburn head coaches who have beaten LSU in Baton Rouge: Walter Watkins 1901 Jack Meagher 1939 Terry Bowden 1993, 1997 Tommy Tuberville 1999 Bryan Harsin 2021
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
4 years
Heading to see my cancer surgeon in a little while. Just routine. Even so, I’d appreciate good thoughts etc. 👍🏻
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Not a damn thing to be ashamed of.
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4 years
Arkansas wants to boycott the SEC for having to play Auburn’s 2019 schedule.
@CodyLoy85
Cody Llama
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@TreyBiddy Time to boycott the SEC
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We're not in there with UConn. UConn's in there with us!
@BabysitterBari
Babysitter Bari
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Guess what, they have to play Auburn too. And no one wants to play Auburn right now. War Damn Eagle 🦅
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2 years
Even if we don’t hire Kiffin, it’s been worth it all just to see all the Ole Miss fans get preemptively butthurt.
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
10 months
That was an early-Pat-Dye-era, offense-not-quite-there-yet, defense-leading-the-way, Jim-Fyffe-screaming “Their backs to the wall, their feet to the fire!!” type of win. ENJOY IT.
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Van Allen Plexico
2 years
Kodi keeps moving up.
@On3sports
On3
2 years
The New Orleans Saints are hiring Tennessee wide receivers coach Kodi Burns to the same position, per @PeteThamel . Story:
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Van Allen Plexico
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Say what you will about Gus Malzahn, but he beat bama 3 times in 8 years with lesser players that what UGA has every year now, while the great Kirby Smart and his mighty Dawgs remain 0-fer.
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Full endorsement. Would have a huge impact in Tuscaloosa. 100%.
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Van Allen Plexico
2 years
In this century, the only SEC teams to go undefeated through a full (normal) regular season of play + postseason are: 2004 Auburn 2009 Alabama 2010 Auburn 2019 LSU
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Van Allen Plexico
2 years
Some of us knew he was this good all along, and just wished he'd had an O-line and actual QB coaching.
@CBSSports
CBS Sports
2 years
Power 5 QBs with 20+ passing TDs and 10+ rushing TDs through 8 games (since 2000) 2016 Lamar Jackson 2016 Patrick Mahomes 2019 Jalen Hurts 2022 Bo Nix
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At this point, I couldn't care less which of these 3 teams wins the title. 😂
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Van Allen Plexico
5 years
I’m trying to be deliriously happy about one of the great Auburn wins of all time, and I STILL have to deal with Auburn fans who are more angry that we won than the bama fans are!!! Can we just STFU about Gus for ONE DANG DAY???
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2 years
Missed free throws killed us tonight.
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Van Allen Plexico
3 years
Where will Wendell Green shoot a 3 from next?
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I don’t know if y’all could hear it on TV at the end, but we Auburn folks in the arena all started chanting “LET’S GO AUBURN” and it was LOUD. And the SLU people *did not like it at all.* Which made it even better.
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4 years
For whatever it’s worth, we lost to teams that (so far) went 11-2, 11-2, 11-2, 14-0.
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NINE Auburn players had 5 or more points against Arkansas. Nobody had more than 16. This is not a team that's gonna have a single dominant scorer. It's a TEAM.
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Auburn is ranked between 5-7 in the national recruiting rankings so far today. Flipped 2-3 big 4-star players. But I say this every year: Imagine how much higher we’d be if we didn’t have so many people (including our own) telling recruits we’re about to fire our coaches...
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Auburn basketball getting to the Final Four by beating Kansas, UNC & UK is NOT like Auburn football getting to the national championship game. It’s like Auburn football getting to the SUPER BOWL by beating the Cowboys, 49ers and Patriots.
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Congrats, Tennessee. I don't like you but you're not Alabama.
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5 years
I love the fact that Auburn was able to run the clock out at the end because Alabama used all the time up on purpose on the drive that ended with their missed field goal.
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2 years
More proof Aubie is the greatest: there’s an actual human being inside the Penn State mascot.
@NittanyLion
Nittany Lion
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💙💙💙💙💙💙 #seniorday
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Oregon is ranked 7 because they only have 1 loss (to Auburn). Auburn is ranked 11 because they have 2 losses. Fine. But I wonder what Oregon’s record would be if they’d also played at Florida and at LSU?
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I just woke up, randomly remembered that UNC had a player from Auburn High School who never seriously considered Auburn, and I got all happy again.
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2 years
I have to admit I’m in awe of any booster or trustee who has the sheer chutzpah to look us all in the eye and say they want to run off Harsin over moral issues, and then in the same breath introduce our new head coach, Hugh Freeze. That, my friends, would be next-level.
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Got the shirt!
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2 years
Alabama fans think Auburn fans only started paying attention to basketball about 5 years ago?? I was attending games in Beard-Eaves Coliseum before it was even called Beard-Eaves Coliseum! When it cost $1 to get in…
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Van Allen Plexico
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You’re talking to an SEC West fan base. We play Alabama, Georgia, LSU, & Texas A&M every single season. We have better atmospheres than this when we play FCS teams.
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3 years
If Gus’s offense actually goes fast at UCF, I’m throwing a chair through a wall.
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AND UCONN DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DOUBLE DRIBBLE
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2 years
All these “Urban Meyer” “Hugh Freeze” “Bob Stoops” “Lane Kiffin” folks are going to be startled when Auburn hires Jeff Grimes.
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2 years
A two-game lead for Auburn in the SEC? Why, thank you, Tennessee.
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3 years
My dad passed away earlier this year. He was a Navy veteran (Korea) and an Auburn graduate (1960). Anchors Aweigh and War Eagle. I miss you.
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@VanAllenPlexico
Van Allen Plexico
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On my way home. Many thanks to the doctors and nurses of Barnes-Jewish Hospital and Siteman Cancer Center for taking such good care of me the last 3 days. I’m moving slow for now, but not for long.
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2 years
We aren’t talking enough about @AubietheTiger01 appearing in the current Heisman House ad.
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What’s Auburn ranked today?
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