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Ozy

@LahoriElite

4 years

Happy Birthday to everyone celebrating it today.

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Ozy

@LahoriElite

2 years

GOAT Twitter Moments.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Not bad. Not bad at all

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@LahoriElite

3 years

I welcome trolling from India, but at least be funny

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@LahoriElite

5 years

If we had twitter during the Nazi Germany days it'd look pretty similar to this.

Anupam Kher

@AnupamPKher

5 years

Kashmir Solution has begun.🇮🇳

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Divided by borders. United by weird pointless expansionist ambitions.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Marriyum Aurangzeb

@Marriyum_A

1 year

Delighted to announce that an allocation has been made in the budget for health insurance of working journalists for the first time ever. Rs 1 billion has been allocated in the budget for FY 2023-24. I am grateful to PM Shehbaz Sharif and FM Ishaq Dar for allocating funds for

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@LahoriElite

4 years

This man clearly has never seen a Pakistan cricket match.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

"Aaj mein upar, Asma" - Nietzsche.

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@LahoriElite

5 years

Land Cruiser: 10 million rupees. IPhone: 250k rupees. Roses to shower on your car: 2000 rupees. The smile when you're going to drop off your uncle to jail: Priceless There are somethings money just can't buy.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

What a country

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@LahoriElite

2 years

I bet Bilawal felt really clever when he brought up Hilary Clinton. Lmao.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Jiay Bhutto

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@LahoriElite

1 year

You can post as many memes as you want to cope, you’re fucking terrified.

Maryam Nawaz Sharif

@MaryamNSharif

1 year

سب بچے مل کے پڑھو ! #LahoreRejectsFitna

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@LahoriElite

2 years

But you can kill your brother in law

Saba Hyder

@SabaHyder1

2 years

“You cannot kill the truth. You cannot kill justice. You cannot kill what we are fighting for.”

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@LahoriElite

1 year

And all this is just because they raised the age of retirement. Lol. Pakistanis are a really peaceful people when you consider what’s been done to them and the largely peaceful protests in response.

Wall Street Silver

@WallStreetSilv

1 year

France 🇨🇵 on 🔥🔥🔥 🔊

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@LahoriElite

7 months

Yahin Mian Sahab ke saath hota to Randi rona nahi khatam hona tha twitter par

Hamid Mir حامد میر

@HamidMirPAK

7 months

This is Canadian Prime Minister ⁦ @JustinTrudeau ⁩ who faced public reaction when he entered in a restaurant. #CeasefireNow #Gaza

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@LahoriElite

2 years

"I see three or four people in the front row who own planes, aap ka petrol mehnga ho jaye ga but the rest of you will be okay. hahaha"

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Resign for a better Pakistan?

Ahsan Iqbal

@betterpakistan

1 year

Pl share your innovative ideas for Better Pakistan.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

40 years from now some spiritual descendant of NFP will post photos from this party and say how Liberal Pakistan used to be

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@paimanh

2 years

Karachi brought their A game last night @towerstv

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@LahoriElite

3 years

"Meray father bhi working woman hain"

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@LahoriElite

1 year

There were some inappropriate gestures.

Abdul Moiz Jaferii

@Jaferii

1 year

We are not a serious country. What kind of doctor would sign this? What are you telling the world?

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Isn't the guy on the right the guy who attacked a hospital?

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@LahoriElite

3 years

List of words that need to be erased from desi minds. 1. Nikkahfied 2. Aesthetic 3. Serotonin 4. Hubby/Wifey 5. Foodie 6. Wanderlust 7. Game Changer

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Apparently @KhSaad_Rafique is saying hum dhandli ka rona nahi royein gay. Boss federal government aap ki, provincial government aap ki, election commission aap ki, army ki goad mein bethay huay aap to kaisay royein gay dhandli?

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@LahoriElite

2 years

IK stands exposed. If US had even remotely been involved in some regime change thing like IK alleges, the States Department spokesperson would have come clean to the journalist right there and then.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Congratulations! What's the secret to your success? Share with us all.

Fiza Batool Gilani

@Fiza_Gilani

2 years

Congratulations to @ahaidergilani86 for taking oath tonight as the youngest minister in the Punjab cabinet !!! 🤩

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@LahoriElite

8 months

Took us nearly 6 years but I’ve been proven right.

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@LahoriElite

7 years

I'm 87% sure ke Momina Mustehsan is illuminati or being backed by illuminati

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@LahoriElite

3 years

Heard Bollywood is remaking Amar Akbar Anthony. Except in this one, Anthony Immigrates, Akbar is suspected to be selling cow meat and is lynched by Amar who then goes on to become Chief minister.

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@LahoriElite

3 years

Kim Jong Lun

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@LahoriElite

2 years

65 Lakh ki Honda civic. Bc mazak ho raha hai. At what point will people stop buying this shit? What the fuck. At this rate It'll touch 1 Crore next year.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

If you think your job sucks, think about the guy in IMF who has to deal with Pakistan.

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@LahoriElite

3 years

About Aitchison fees, It's ridiculous to spend 8-10 lacs per year so your son can get handjobs from his classmates behind the stables.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Typical Punjabis. Koi banda kisi ohday par lag jata hai aur uska poora tabbar pind ka chaudhry ban ke phir raha hota hai.

Siasat.pk

@siasatpk

2 years

Maryam Nawaz & Hamza Shehbaz arrive at the PM House

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@LahoriElite

1 year

A teacher of mine used to say “khota bhi bohat mehnat karta hai”

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@betterpakistan

1 year

Ministry of Planning & Development is at work, it is 2.40am.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Italy is literally the Pakistan of Europe.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Italy is literally the Pakistan of Europe

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Inject this into my veins too. 😂😂 Yar. Patwariyon ko dard hota hai to meri zindagi barh jati hai.

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@LahoriElite

2 months

My man shared his Name, his father’s name, his date of birth, is Id card number, his email, his personnel number, and his bank account number. Incredible.

Babar Mirza

@Babar_Nama

2 months

After passing CSS (the most elite govt service exam in Pakistan) in 2017, this is all I am getting now as a Grade 18 officer: Rs. 1 lakh cash only (about three times the minimum wage for an unskilled manual laborer). No house / car / nothing. I ain't corrupt but I should be.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Maryam Antoinette. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Congratulations @BakhtawarBZ

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@LahoriElite

3 years

The US army working from home

Manu Raju

@mkraju

3 years

This morning in front of the Capitol:

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@LahoriElite

5 years

Guy who thought Imran Khan would blow himself up in UNGA when Imran Khan said La ilaha illallah is now worried about Muslims across the globe.

Mohammad Taqi

@mazdaki

5 years

#WelcomeHomePMIK @ImranKhanPTI Your Hypocrite Excellency, you did an awesome job throwing Yemeni, Uighur, Palestinian Muslims under the bus at #UNGA , while claiming to fight Islamophobia

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@LahoriElite

4 years

First salary say yaad aaya Benazir Bhutto's first ever job was as the Prime Minister of Pakistan.

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@LahoriElite

6 years

Fuck the Afghans and the Bengalis living here since the past 3-4 decades, they do not have a right to live in this country. Ps. Please pray that I get a Canadian citizenship asap.

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@LahoriElite

3 years

I could confess to murder right now and no one on my TL would notice.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Baap-beta, input-output par showbaazi kartay huay.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Came across this picture on Instagram & it just melted my heart. Politics aside, one thing i always admire about this family is that literally everyone is so family oriented. Despite living abroad, the kids still never miss a chance to flaunt & cherish their family values.♥️

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Also that if you vote PPP then you should go live in Interior Sindh.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Friends, today is a victory for Pakistan. It's not just PTI. Credit goes to Hina Rabbani Khar for diligently pleading Pakistan's care. And last, but not least, credit goes to PMLN. Had they not gotten Pakistan in the gray list, we'd have no reason to celebrate today.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

What's "Pineapple?" A Lahori offering you an apple

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@LahoriElite

1 year

People, did you know there’s a TV show called Game of Thrones. Looks incredible. Just listen to this dialogue. I might check it out.

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@LahoriElite

6 years

Because at heart, he's an asshole.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Remember kids, PDM going to IMF now is because of the previous PTI government, but PTI going to IMF was NOT because of the previous PMLN goverment. 🤡

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@LahoriElite

5 years

I have no problems with 30 years playing college students as long everyone in the class is 30 something. We've got four 30 year olds surrounded by high school kids. Utterly bizarre.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Waisay I don't get the "sitting in Manhattan" jibes from people whose supreme leader scurried away to London.

Ahsan Iqbal

@betterpakistan

2 years

This guy is himself sitting in Manhattan, New York but inciting violence & hooliganism in Pakistan so that people fight with each other. What a shame!

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@LahoriElite

2 years

I'm not bothered by IK's twitter space. In this thread🧵 I will describe how it is inconsequential 1/355

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@LahoriElite

2 years

"Sharif or we burn the country"

Ali Moeen Nawazish

@am_nawazish

2 years

PDM if had any sense, would now do what Imran Khan did. Give maximum relief to the masses, lower petrol prices, lower electricity tarrifs, announce mass subsidies. Let the caretakers and whoever comes deal with what there is to be dealt with.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

PIA

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@LahoriElite

2 years

He didn't say oye. He didn't call anyone chor daku. No problem.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

This guy deserves a spot on the cricket team.

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@LahoriElite

4 months

Har ghar say Bhutto niklna tha yahan to har ghar say PTI ka umeedwar nikal raha hai

Aaina Saaf

@AainaSaaf

4 months

When the covering candidate of a covering candidate is also abducted, the next fighter steps in and says “hold my hukkah”.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Man, if Imran Khan is so unpopular with the masses, politically irrelevant and will never be elected again, maybe stop tweeting essays against him everyday. Why the obsession with someone whose star is fading? Chill out. Focus on your day job.

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@LahoriElite

6 months

I don’t mean to bully people, but bc internet mil gaya to kuch bhi likh do gay?

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Imagine if Mahira Khan had done something like this. There would be literal riots

خراب عورت

@KharabAurat

2 years

Lol. Is this Islamic Republic of Pakistan?

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Is Sana Bucha okay? She looks like she's on something or off something

SocialPariah

@Non_graata

2 years

Genius analyst now saying that PTI won because 18 year olds voted who don't understand Pakistan politics. Bhai seedha seedha bol do you do t believe in democracy. Itna rona dhona kyun?

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@LahoriElite

5 years

Only 90s kids will remember this

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Imran Khan is quoting "The way of the World" by Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Ron Suskind. *awkward*

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@Siddiqi__

2 years

Bilawal ki walida bilawal ko 📞 pe bata rahi theen kahan kahan beron e mulk unke pese pare huay hain. Aur yay americans ko pata hai. Jinse bilawal milne ja raha hai… Unbelievable. And all this nonsense was uttered in a political rally. Live on national tv

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@LahoriElite

6 months

The Pakistani diaspora looks completely sane when compared to the absolute bat-shit crazy people in the Iranian Disapora.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

This is art.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

HAHAHAHA

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Imtiaz Alam meeting George Clooney

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Apparently @amnestysasia issued a new map of South Asia, please update your records immediately.

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@LahoriElite

4 months

PTI has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Paid*

Ali Chaudhry

@yakkgames

1 year

payed 60.8k for a fkn ielts.

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@LahoriElite

3 years

~Teri yaad aaye teray janay ke baad.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

This is actually spot on. Applies to me, and everyone on this hell site, including Nida Kirmani.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Big 90s Bollywood Villain Energy.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Made banana bread today guys.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Thank God this is nothing serious like Ahsan Iqbal getting heckled or Aseefa Bhutto getting hit by a drone

mis sadaf khan🇬🇧

@humtumK65

1 year

ان کتوں پولیس والوں سے کون حساب لے گا۔یہ عزت ھے عورت کی پاکستان میں

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@LahoriElite

3 years

Yaar. I think this is the twitter equivalent of tail mein chittar bhigo ke chitrol karna. Uffffffffffffff

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@LahoriElite

2 years

1992 mein bhi ye chootiya tha, aur aaj bhi hai

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Events around vote of no confidence summed up

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@LahoriElite

2 years

40 saal pehlay bhi Fauj ki hakoomat thi.

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@LahoriElite

5 years

Find yourself someone who doesn't look at you the way Priyanka looks at Nick.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

“The party that got 167 seats out of 313, a simple majority, was negotiating with a party that got 86” - Javed Ch. level choopa master Shehzad G.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Imran Khan is responsible for every chootiya account on twitter with 3 followers but the party which has been in power since 2008 isn't responsible for the abysmal infrastructure of Karachi

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Thanks Pfizer

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@LahoriElite

2 years

I'm glad the laptop program is starting again. I got laptop from CM Laptop program in 2009 and it was literally the best thing that ever happened to me. Earlier, I had to use desktop computer in lounge or in university library and that made watching porn very difficult.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Okay, hear me out. What if Pakistan got together with other developing countries aur hum sub Committee daal lein?

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@LahoriElite

1 year

1. This 100% could have been an email. 2. All government servants should be barred from travelling anything other than PIA. 3. Hope that business class ticket was out of pocket 4. Something wrong with that phrasing “work demanded a sudden travel”, I can’t put my finger on it.

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@LahoriElite

6 years

"Who's this Gulbukhari woman that's obsessed with us?"

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@LahoriElite

1 year

If you’re having a good day, remember this, a burnt building in France raised more money, got more pledges than the very real suffering of humans in Pakistan and Turkey due to floods and earthquakes.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Nice to PPP leadership lead the way in Medical Tourism.

Kasim Gilani

@KasimGillani

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Sindh should encourage medical tourism.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

When you're the photographer at her wedding.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Inject this into my veins. Fuck me.

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@LahoriElite

2 years

Dude, who believes a law firm used a font in a document a year before the font was commercially available, is calling PTI supporters blind/irrational etc etc.

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@LahoriElite

4 years

Vegans ab hawa khayein.

Plants emit an ultrasonic 'scream' when their stems are cut

A team of scientists at Tel Aviv University have discovered that some plants emit a high frequency distress sound when they undergo environmental stress, something like a scream.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@LahoriElite

3 years

Tweet and person of the day has been decided

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@LahoriElite

2 years

If Patwaris had any self awareness, they'd reconsider the flying to London jibes.

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Wait for youthias to write “ this qaum doesn’t deserve our Kaptaan 😭” when he flies to London

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@LahoriElite

3 years

That Tamnay (?) guy from All India Bakchod has a series of youtube videos where all he does is read tweets by Pakistanis?! Fucker gets millions of views on the backs of our hard labor.

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@LahoriElite

1 year

Where were PMLN workers when these people were languishing in jail?

Omer Azhar

@OmerAzhar96

1 year

Where was supreme court when these people were languishing in jail?

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