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Let's see.
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When you stub your toe in front of your mum
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@nocontextfooty Brazuka and Telstar that low is criminal
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HE ISN’T AI GENERATEDDDDD
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Just bumped into Sheikh Jassim in a hotel in Manchester I asked if he owns United. He laughed & winked at me, then grabbed me by the neck & dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering β€œ20 times 20 times Man United” over & over in my ear. Make of that what you will
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Every single photo of Sheikh Jassim πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ Thread.
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POV: You picked the right choices in life
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POV: You picked the right choices in life
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@UTDLui
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@streetmediatv His family when she said β€œmay they die also”
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@UtdEIIis Better than ours
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@AstridWett You sell your gammon flaps for pennies online and market your body to underaged children sit this one out
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@markgoldbridge Isn’t even a question
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@TheUnitedWayyyy @BackIndeed How is this app free 😭😭
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@UTDLui
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Anyway here’s the art of David De Gea
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I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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The Glazers and Ed Woodward have done nothing but bad to our football club. We give them our money, we give them our support, and they throw it back in our faces by doing nothing to support the club. Here's a thread on want they've done and why they need to go
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@DeadlineDayLive I speak for everyone when I say we’re sorry Tonali ❀️
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Sancho has returned to training with Borussia Dortmund. Look at that beard.
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You lot wanting Onana, Ward-Prowse, Neves. You should all ask yourself one thing before you rethink it: Would Real Madrid or Man City buy them? The answer is NO.
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@FabrizioRomano United announcing Greenwood back on the first day of the season
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If this was Bruno they'd just call him Penandes
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Man said likes of Pogba and not De Bruyne 😭
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New to football twitter, retweet for reach. Will follow back! Manchester United fans let’s interact ❀️
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@TenHagEra You’re so weird man doing gainer flips on this old man’s nob
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@AstridWett Nah you’re a disgrace
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@FCB_ACEE @FabrizioRomano Football lost when Pessi won a World Cup
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Am I the only one who don't find this shit attractive? 🀒
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@brfootball Lock that thug up!
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@AstridWett Drake seeing this
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@DeadlineDayLive I speak for every football fan when I say we WILL be watching
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@cfc_g100 @CFC_Janty I knew it will be a ratio
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Sheikh Jassim coming at 11:59 with a Β£8BN bid
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@EnzoProp_ @FabrizioRomano £100M FOR ENZO PORNANDEZ 😭😭😭😭
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@vini_ball Being angry
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Say it quietly but..
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@UtdEIIis Tf u laughing at
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@CFC_Janty He hit the ball in the opponents net the most times
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@ESPNUK Can’t pass forwards 😭
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@StokeyyG2 Fulham going back to 1950s America
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@JDFootball @DeadlineDayLive Let’s be honest none of us are scoring.
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Guess his next PR move πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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@UTDLui
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@UTDTrey He won the UCL in 2015 so he deserves the 2025 Ballon D’Or
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@goal Arsenal at the end of the season with the β€œyoungest squad” trophy
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@libragabs Waiting for you to unfollow all the dudes πŸ‘
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@CFCJahhhh @CFC_Janty Invite this ratio
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@UTDLui
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Wait wtf Logic is retiring? Nah this can't be...
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Officially announcing my retirement with the release of β€œNo Pressure” executive produced by No I.D. July 24th... It’s been a great decade. Now it’s time to be a great father. Art by @SamSpratt
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@CFC_Janty This is why you are the worst Chelsea fan
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@StokeyyG2 Because he plays bums like Henderson, Rashford, Gallagher, Chilwell and Maguire
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BREAKING: Manchester United star Daniel James has been found guilty of having sex with sheep after videos and photos have surfaced online.
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Can't believe people still think otherwise
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@CFC_Janty Snuck Rashford in but didn’t include Martinez or Casemiro
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@UTDTrey Joga Bonito is dead bro
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@afc_treyy There’s a reason we’ve heard those names and not this guys
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I’m going to shed many tears when this legend leaves us πŸ’”πŸ•ŠοΈ
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@CFCDUBois That’s when Lukaku steps in
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@nocontextfooty Flamengo biggest team in Brazil
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@FabrizioRomano Mousse Sissoko is an agent now??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@UTDTrey Rashford
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@figureschaser Saddest thing is the driver always survives
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@centredevils @DiscoMirror TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
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@UTDTrey Now he’s part of the elephant team 😭😭
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@DailyLoud Japanese baddies unlocked BBLs? Yeah we’re feasting
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@ThePeakSanti The idea of Antony Vs. Antony
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@D_DeGea WE WANT YOU TO STAY ❀️
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@m3rt0x @ESPNUK Worst account in Football Twitter history
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@UtdPlug @DiscoMirror Goodbye king πŸ‘‘
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@brfootball Disgusting
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@FabrizioRomano Sir Jim to Man City
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@TheEuropeanLad Why you such a bitch?
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INJECT ITTTTTT πŸ’‰πŸ’‰
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@DeadlineDayLive @repubblica What a downgrade this guy could’ve been at United
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Fabrizio cock in hand.. full agreement reached with search history! πŸ” Here we fap! πŸ†βœŠ #herewefap
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@nocontextfooty Ochoa never dies
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Your youngster rapes women, my youngster rapes defenses.
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@FabrizioRomano The letter:
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@TheEuropeanLad He thinks he’s him
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@BadFutbolTakes So glad that clown blocked me
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@CFC_Janty Al Nassr actually signing someone to help Ronaldo
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@FabrizioRomano If it’s ronaldo, Sancho or anyone else he drops them
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@FabrizioRomano Do you think United will pay Fabrizio?
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@brfootball Lock that thug up!
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I almost came... Imagine if Ighalo scored this on his debut, to become the cherry on the top.
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@n7smc @FabrizioRomano Most random ratio 😭😭
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@DeadlineDayLive @MailSport He’d be their best player
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@UtdPlug @ShamoonHafez Still couldn’t beat us
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