Samuke🤍 @UMakhumaloSamu Twitter profile

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

1 year

Abafana? Bayamithisana 😂😍❤️

Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

Please I’ve been having period pains/ cramps for 2 weeks now, kodwa dololo my period sengfuna nokukhihla esika Nandi cos it’s unbearable 😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

7 months

This girl? Skilled AF, also I can’t get over how beautiful she is.😍😍😍🔥🔥❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

27 days

Lapho wazifebela wena.😔

Khaya Mthethwa

@khayamthethwa

27 days

Count it a blessing to live with your child… drop offs are so heart breaking. 💔

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 months

If there’s anything I want more in this world is to see the “Small girl, big God” era phez’kwempilo yami, I’ve had so many lows I cannot wait for the time where I can fully experience the light at the end of the tunnel and that’s on God and my ancestors.🕯️🕯️❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

Lmao she killed me😭😭😭😭😭

Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

“Uba ophethe iLunch, aningilumise iLunch yenu Gimme a bite of iLunch” lmao after scolding them??!?!?😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

7 months

Hmmmm🤰🏾🥹❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

You know if we are being honest anyone who watched the show from the very first week will agree with me, Ghost never did anything to McJ😂😂 #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

Sithelo already had a banging body, but now????weeeeeh kwanyiwa😍😍😍🔥🔥

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

1 year

There’s a Londie London smear campaign going on and I hate it!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

27 days

@khayamthethwa Akusenani and stuff Bhut’Khaya🤍

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

Lost both my parents ngisamncane and This morning ny aunt's daughter refuses to clean or do chores at home so today uthe "Angeke mina ngenze lezinto kukhona abantu abafelwe kumele babhadele" everyone laughed including my aunt. 🙆🙆

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@akreana_

5 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@mimo_mokgosi My mom had me when she was 23 and my sister when she was 25, she passed when she was 27, my dad passed 3 years after my mother passed..impilo yaba nzima sikhula but sibonga ukugcinwa kunzima kunjalo 🥺🤞🏾❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

4 years

@sindivanzyl She passed when I was 4,this is the only picture I have of us. #MeAndMyMom 🕊❤

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@uMambulazi When my maternal grandmother almost stabbed me ngo 2019 after she said she wasted her whole life “ngabe ukude nempilo” but she had to raise us, I then asked why she took us from my fathers family, she then hit me with a brick and almost stabbed me, since then nje Ay bandla ngryt!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

10 days

@MooseManzini Mina ngicasulwa ukuthi they are always criticising Popi kodwa look at them enjoying this whole trip ngathi ingane encane nxxx, these bloody hypocrites!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

We may have not heard the name? But whose bed is she in? Exactly clock it!!! #BBMzansi

Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

Yolanda said she wants to “fucken Molest what’s his name?” #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

So @Nasty_CSA decides to drop two on my birthday😢😢😢❤❤❤❤💃💃💃💃🔥👐

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 months

Oh he has a message for us.😭😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

9 months

@AusBassie My daughter’s name YAMIHLE, After an emergency c-section she wasn’t breathing after some time beBusy naye she took her first breath on her own and started crying I couldn’t move or anything I stared crying and praying and then I said YAMIHLE IMISEBENZI KA Nkulunkulu.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@Tokyo_Trev @TheDojo_Podcast Mfethu, he’d still be alive manje buka le mess even got his family in a huge mess ay some men💔

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@sipho_sphola06 GoFundme for Gogo? Please she deserves an IPhone

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

@MumuOffi @akreana_ Aaà Sisi ngathi kwathina sihlupheka ezweni lethu,Kuncono uyozama ngakini ungase ube nenhlanhla uthole amathuba ancono.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

@1stladyknox

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

@SunflowerBoitu Open a GoFund, we are helping you marry that man sis!!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

Happy Birthday Babe @therealnocy_jay may God bless your beautiful heart akwandisele nangeminye iminyaka. Have a Great Day ❤❤❤❤

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

@Lush_Beauty1 Up there with TELKOM, when purchasing Data😡😡

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@Katlie_Moo Lmao mine did that last year Around this time on my birthday actually(1st of June), lmao man's got married in September last year 😭😂😂😂

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 months

@034CRYBABY Because there is no white genocide, get it? lol exactly!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

Umunt’okthandayo ubona ngezenzo.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

Aike yabona today🔥🔥😍, also uSambulo ne Sniper????!!! We Jesu Aibo this is beautiful beyond bakwethu angfuni nje ukungasho, everyone who worked on this one deserves a huge round of applause 👏🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #TheWifeShowmax

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

@MissMoosah I need Willy and Jareed gone!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

ULwandle is such a good person ey ukhulise uMaCele lapha #UthandoNesthembu

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

“Uba ophethe iLunch, aningilumise iLunch yenu Gimme a bite of iLunch” lmao after scolding them??!?!?😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@MtshubunguNathi @Bonisile_RMS I stand with Mihla, there was no specification as to what she must “buyisela” and being the Queen she is ubuyiselile the wrapper!!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@PhilMphela The only Crossover I thoroughly enjoyed watching was the Lindiwe Dikana and Harriet Khoza #TheRiver1Magic #TheQueenMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

@DJTira is always Making em Upcoming artist Shine and giving them platforms in every way he can, He is the greatest. I love uMalume so much♥♥♥

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

27 days

@BookkeeperSA1 k.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

I am not saying what Lerato Said is nice but everyone has said mean things about Lerato in the house and y’all kept quiet and said she deserved all of that for being Ghost’s girl. #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

Inkinga mfethu when you get pregnant, bayazi wena ushaya iskoon.. like you had raw sex bakuchamela futhi😭😭😭😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

#UmjolowithAzola #Banyile

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

I stan @PearlThusi all day erryday😢😢👐👐🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤. I love her❤

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

When I catch Liema😭😭😂my daughter saw a video of Liema and her signature dance and every chance she gets😭😭😭I need to take videos man😂😂

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

@BrunoSigwela @___kweenin @Khumalo_Samuke

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 months

A man that keeps his word>>>>>>>>

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

7 months

F1 and F2 was when she started during the lockdown, F3 and F4 is her recent work. I am so proud of her.🥹😍❤️

Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

7 months

My friend (based in Durban) started baking nge Lockdown, aibo the way she has grown? I am so proud of her yooooo😍😍

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

Lmao Sinaye ? Haha he can’t believe Andile is Ghost’s brother😂😂😂😂😂 #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

The Way @DJZinhle and @PearlThusi call each other babes😍😍😍😍Guys They are goals 😢❤❤❤😍 #BehindTheStory

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

@beko_simnikiwe There is no narrative being pushed stop being ignorant, this is not a kiki moment for anyone what she said was wrong, had it been said by Zee we’d still be fuming, had it been said by Liema we’d be fuming, stop trying to justify what she said STOP!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@SangaMamiya Guys nithi CemAir is on a blocking spree there by IG I don’t see their page please direct us, ngeke basi blocke sonke and even if they do we will just come for them everywhere!!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

Because 150😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤ #TeamNosipho #IdolsSA #idolsnosipho

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

@NguSiya Obhuti bendawo who can’t even help her with her fees and we have to donate through crowdfunding uyeyisa uZuki!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@SiisandaMabaso He said “Dunusa” ngavele ngabona uyasangana bandla 🤣🤣 #TheWifeShowmax

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@Lerato__Mk Making a rape joke? And still go on to justify yourself and your fans keep hyping you instead of teaching you and suddenly you see yourself as a big shot!!! Oh vile human that one!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@AndileNcube Not that should be entertaining these bored and unloved people lol but this response? Top tier Ncube, we won’t stop voting for Sabelo bazoba right.🤍

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

10 months

I am yet to enjoy friendships, where energies are reciprocated.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

@AdvBarryRoux Question is are they going to arrest the right people ??noma kusazodlalwa ngathi futhi??

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

1 year

Lmao spoke too soon!! #XRepo

Killmonger's Wife 🥹

@Mrskillmonger1

1 year

X found his match 😂 😂 #XRepo

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

Yoooo Zee is beautiful okay???? what a beautiful Hun!!!! peng peng ting🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@queenlelo_m Mfethu, it’s hasn’t even been 10 years since he was outed kodwa namhlanje every women is sbwling…ey Mfethu yabona nje nxaaay!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

So uTamia wamitha ngo August, a month after Sithelo gave birth to Coco? Hmmm Ok.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

@Landless_Native I will,nakimi kuzokhanya.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

1 year

@Cornflower_8 I’d advise you punch daily ma’am 😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

I am the Finished work Of Calvary,ngingu bufakazi beGazi elachithekayo 😢❤❤ @ThinahZunguSA @Mkokstad Ngiyabonga #EbekeWalungaUThixo 🔥😢❤❤

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

Ngathi ningamuyeka manithola ithuba uMihlali hey!!!

ᴅᴏᴄᴜᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ

@DonaldMakhasane

2 months

American girls were left with no air to breathe. Mihlali arrived 2nd week in the US. Spending Zim dollars

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

1 year

@PSAFLIVE A Nigerian stabbed a taxi driver and they retaliated by cleaning the entire town🔥

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

Lol basically she called us abakhokhi be Rent,siqashile lan"😣😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@khw3zii @uMambulazi It’s harder kumina cos I never looked at her the same after that incident, I don’t hate her but nje Ngryt ngaye but I’ll always appreciate ukuthi wasikhulisa and ngzombonga makulunga kimi kodwa nje that killed me inside!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

Owami umama bamuncwaba 17 years ago base bekhohlwa ithuna lake,today I found it my heart sank💔kodwa I’ll use that a motivation to work hard ngzomenzela itshe elimfanele😭❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@lasizwe Baba wamantombazane😍, we may have been young when he left us but I know he loved me and my sister and 17 years later that warms my heart, UKhumalo was a great man. ❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

7 years

@nellzprada @EmteeSA Lmao Yazii nje after today ,kuhamba uthando ebenginalo for yena!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

@HazelbirdZinhle @KTDLifeStyle Naledi Chirwa is underrated in this country that goes for every activist out there!!!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

First time seeing the #MoneyCalling video🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this some dope shii Frank Casino and Nadia made the things lana😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍 shuuuu @Nadia_nakai 's beauty is the cherry on top!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@Neliswa_Nelli Kahleni bo uFaith lona, uhlobene noMseleku…anime!!! Yehhheni!!!!!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

4 years

It's my first time watching #loveliveshere and OMG am teary😭😭,Love is beautiful 😍 and oh @Thando_Thabethe is so beautiful yooo😍😍❤😩

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

Lebo Sekgobela has a beautiful voice😭 her music? Heals yoooo😭❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

4 years

@DJTira @DJTira #DjTiraGiveMeThis5000Because The 5K would come handy In my outstanding fees😭😭😭😭

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 months

Lmao this gent just bought 10k airtime to vote for Paris, lmao nah y’all were right we are competing nezilima ngempela. We are not winning here.😂😂

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 months

Yolanda just said Mpumi smells😭😭😭😭Guys, Lerato was insulted!!! #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

So he takes accountability, Yolanda justifies her actions through and through? lol Sol was right!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

Also I love how Ghost didn’t mention this at all, love him more for that. #PapaGhost #BBMzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@noniieee_n The new lady that I found does everything all by herself and she is fast yoooo what a Gem🥺😍

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

Not Laconco lying about how she would never speak about any of the ladies in their absence, but does it all the time when it comes to THOBILE.. angibazi ubuxoki obunjena mina !! Laconco is vile!!! #RHODurban

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

My daughter is perfect 🥹😍..Yaze yayinhle ingane yami ☺️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

8 months

@uLuyanda_Gama Mina abazali bayangbhora he did say yena ufuna ukuyolusa, cha wena uyomkhulumisa isingisi ngenkani!!!😡😡

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

Does this mean Xhosa men will march to the University and demand it to be closed??First year Raped in less than 48 hours of University,Who will ever protect us? #RhodesWar

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@____justsihle Oh Sihle my dhiye.😭😭😂

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

@realnickjgood @_SphesihleM So when she called Kelly ugly that was not inhumane? Ay shame ay’khale!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

I just rewarded myself by downloading @DJTira 's Mixtape🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@____justsihle Lmao he’s so greedy wiybo!!!

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

@mandisumuzi @Zee_Nomji That Kabuhlungu at the end I felt it🥺, it’s been 19 years without my mom and jingling everyday, but ngyaphila but it’s painful!!

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@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@AndileNcube @MaabuleM Aaah Bhut’Andile, I can only imagine how draining this has been for you, I liked you before Big Brother but now? My respect for you is 1000 times more you are an amazing person sengathi uNkulunkulu angakwenza kahle always.❤️

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

6 years

No,I will Make it.💕

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

3 years

Abdul Khoza???? Ya No give this man his flowers esaphila🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #TheWifeShowmax

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

If Laconco continues like this, inkinga kshuthi uMaYeni othutha indaba zase mendweni to her friends cos no ways. #RHODurban

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 months

@PhilMphela I don’t know Phil she needs to address her fans honestly otherwise they will continue going off like this, they should love her but they are grown ups and they honestly cannot make Yolanda the victim when she’s not!! #Bbmzansi

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

7 months

@uLuyanda_Gama Uthi usisi ubhuti thizeni okade besazana naye, umcele iPocket money for a trip she was going on kodwa ke umlisa azange acele iAccount number uvele wamuthi fa ngo EWallet ka 5K and usisi was turned off ngoba kshuthi lensizwa ayimthathi serious.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

4 years

@__Ayabulela Been rejected for NSFAS twice, yet I qualify kanti ORICH kid bawuthola because they "CAN" No uMakazi makachaze.

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Samuke🤍

@UMakhumaloSamu

2 years

You know what’s frustrating ngalento yakhe? Wazisholo yena in MaYeni’s wedding or whatever ukuthi yena wakhetha indoda emadodeni and today akusekho njalo? #RHODurban onaleyo clip yo Thando neSthembu akayilethe bo😩😩

Granny🍓🍒

@Ladygee231

2 years

Lanconco is the last person to mock Thobile about polygamy bcz she had a child out if wedlock with a well known polygamous man #RHODurban is it didn’t gi south she should be number one 7

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@UMakhumaloSamu

5 years

@Bongie77591847

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