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Nicholas | 34 | NHS blood sciences | Video Games | Dr Pepper @digiital_demons is my better half 💍♥️

North West, England
Joined March 2015
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Just had this email from KFC. What do they mean about the fries? I'm so confused. There is no context and they do not elaborate.
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@blackbritNurse Doctors and nurses aren't the only NHS employees who are overworked, underpaid and underappreciated. Us non-patient facing roles should not get missed from important talks and action because we can't make the same noise and raise the same attention that others can.
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Opinions on this chair? Seats multiple people and spins too!
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They do squishmallow dog beds now. This is getting dangerous.
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@byeFelitas People seem to spend more on the gender reveal than they would on the child while raising them.
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@befbadbelly Thing is, you tell them that and then they say "well maybe if you started, you'd feel different because exercise gives you energy and motivation". You can never win because they spew the same line over and over.
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@AmberlynWhite I'm going to put that in my personal statement/covering letter of any future job applications now.
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@AmberlynWhite "ItS tHe CoViD vAcCiNeS!!!"
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That's concerning considering I don't have a baby.
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Sorry I've been quiet Twitter, I've been too busy getting engaged.
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I just got woken up by me neighbour listening to All I want for Christmas is you at full volume. At 9:42am. On a Sunday. In September.
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Hosting tomorrow, do you think we have enough to drink?
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@Deliveroo Roast leek and parsnip. Carrot and swede mash. The festive spirit.
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Two years with this one ❤️
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@beanbydaylight @LxnaBeeTV Why make a playable game when they can just release more skins at extortionate prices?
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Omg I was in a shop in town and asked if they do NHS discount. The guy behind the till asked to see my work ID again and said "oh I know you, we worked together at dominos back in 2019, last time I saw you, you told Dani to get fucked and got sacked." 😬😬😬
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@pigletish The average working class salary is much lower too.
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Me: wearing a jacket I really like. Rando at work: you know that's a female jacket right? Me: okay, and? Rando: thought I'd let you know so you don't embarrass yourself further. Bro, I'm wearing pink trousers, yellow shoes and a Hawaiian shirt. I don't care what people think.
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@prolewave @human_clickbait Nice random hole to ensure broken ankles.
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I may have just bought this table and chairs
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On my walk to work I had a kid shout "nice shoes gayboy" at me. I know they're nice. That's why I bought them.
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@NoContextBrits @Sandford_Police we got a cyclist endangering pedestrians, being a public nuisance and exhibiting anti social behaviour.
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@BadMedicalTakes Somebody please revoke their medical licenses. Assuming they're not just internet "doctors" that is. Oh wait, one is a dentist. 🤡
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Should I rock up to Christmas Dinner wearing this?
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@youwouldknow It's also giving
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@Memeulous Co-op membership card price plus stacking personalised offers brought this bad boy down to £2.60 today
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"Whatever happened to just letting people die? We used to be a real country." 🤡🤡🤡
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@ahsokasgoggles GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS
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Guy Fieri X Louise Belcher
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Got both my eyebrows pierced today
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Just walked into work and said "good morning" to someone and they bluntly replied with "no" and honestly what a mood.
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How cute are these shoes?
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Oh the dream of being in a polyamorous relationship with team rocket
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NO FUCKING WAY..........
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Tammy is adorable
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New tattoos
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Omg free kittens
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@yasminesummanx @atonefordebts
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In my Victorian Chimney Sweep era ft dirty work mirror.
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I actually went outside and touched grass today
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There's a motherfucking Cthulhu squishmallow
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@beckysowsseeds That's literally all the emails says. This is the FULL thing.
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Neither eye was focused on me
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New tattoo
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@NoContextHumans What happened to 12:12 and 2:22?
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@biggreyfoot @transgabalus My man Barry Steakfries!
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My old dominos name badge.
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My name is Nicholas, of course they’re going to call me Knickerless.
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Some of my earliest memories are of my mum being drunk and not just drunk but drunk and violent. It's a horrible thing to remember so this isn't as cute as you think it is.
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When you go out & get too lit as a mom 😂😂 my baby helps me
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Rest in Peace, Jenny Quackles. You were the happiest, friendliest, loudest, bravest, most inquisitive and chatty duck I ever raised.
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What the fuck are these name badges?
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19 vs Now
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19 vs Now Black hair I still love you I’ll be back one day 😂
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Holy shit, I'm a mother. How did I not know this?
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Forgive me if I'm wrong but I cannot see @itsDanBull anywhere on this list and that is a travesty.
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Nearly ***6,000*** submitted user tier lists have concluded this is The Definitive Rapper Ranking. Don't argue with the consensus. These are the facts.
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This is the woman I love.
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New lock screen where you have to boop the snoot to unlock.
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Replying to every 4/20 post I see saying "Thank you. You remembered my birthday 🥹🥹🥹"
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I got a nerf gun 😭🤣😭🤣
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Secret Santa at work tomorrow and because I'm not very open about my interests or anything, all I've probably got is the go to of alcohol despite the fact I don't drink.
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Feeling more myself than I have in a long while.
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Left a blister pack of 30mg Codiene Phosphate at work for when I get migraines. Not touched it in weeks and there was 12 left when I last checked. Today there is 4. The best part is that it was inside a box of Omeprazole. Who the fuck goes routing in someone's prescription drugs?
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Bought this absolute stunner of a door knocker.
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Top of the list for "gayboy" on here. 😏😏😏
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Everyone at work is wearing black trousers/shoes and then there's me
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Beach boy
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They came
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I want to get these boots
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What a formal way of calling me her sugar daddy.
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abby ☽⛧☾ iv enthusiast
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My fiancés ass so phat he's ripped 2 pairs of trousers this year
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Abby and I exchanged Valentine's gift tonight and we both got eachother the exact same thing.
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She's so brave donating her prostate to the King. God Bless.
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Buckingham Palace has announced that King Charles will be admitted next week to treat an enlarged prostate.
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The new Converse
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So, Fake Taxi: The Movie is a thing.
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@NoContextBrits @piersmorgan All of these stickers were put on the cover on release day
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Remember when I was on my lumberjack shit?
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Why am I so fucking awkward? Mid convo with someone and they said "I love your glasses by the way" to which I reply "thank you, I noticed you're wearing contacts and if you're not then I would get checked out because the because the whites shouldnt be that shade of blue haha".
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Eepiest boy
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bought a series x just to play fable 2
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What? Is "absolute mad lad" a slur or something?
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@lindawg Don't forget about her mother
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Walking to work and I just saw a ziplock bag of wet noodles in the middle of the pavement. No sauce or seasoning. No veg or meat. Just plain noodles.
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Well there we have it. The mystery is solved. New KFC seasoned fries out now!
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What's everyone's favourite plane? Mines the Airbus A330-743L BelugaXL. Just look at them go. 🥺🥹🥺🥹
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Got a new sofa and set up the camera to keep and eye on the cat and dog with it. Echo seems to love it already.
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I too would like to be cremated.
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Where can I get a massage therapy like this in Nigeria please 🥹🙏
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@elfbatross If they put Wilko's in train stations, they'd be sorted
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I may have extended my Clone Force 99 "The Bad Batch" funko collection a little bit.
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It's okay Obi, It's not like I was trying to change the bedding or anything.
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Did a thing.
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He's such a handsome boy
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I didn't realise we had a little arctic fox in this house
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Babushka
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#NewProfilePic
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A pen for every occasion
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Labcoats are a good look on anyone.
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She really said 😐😮
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@AmberlynWhite Will start using a screenshot of this as my official diagnosis now
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Look at this pigeon (dove?) that I saw earlier today.
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Me being asked to train the new starter, who is the position above mine and also the job I applied for, is wild.
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