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Christian D'Andrea

5 years

Eddie Money passed away today, but not after providing the soundtrack that made an awful college experience seem special. Here's why "Take Me Home Tonight" is so damn great

Eddie Money’s ‘Take Me Home Tonight’ could make life feel perfect

Eddie Money passed away Friday, 33 years after giving the world his greatest gift.

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this camera angle is absolute poetry

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Za'Darius Smith just gathered up his teammates to put on a post-sack Kobe tribute

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4 years

this kid really got tossed in the 9th inning for ...uh, swiping the dirt with his bat after a called strike?

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think of how low the bar is for Jordan Love right now. all he has to do is not defraud taxpayers or espouse conspiracy theories and he's gonna be a legend

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2 years

give the photographer his Pulitzer now

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4 years

Philip Rivers with the legendary pursuit here

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Nick Sirianni, absolutely losing his mind after, uh, beating the 4-5-1 Colts by a point

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2 years

lol Hunter Luepke had a wide open path to the end zone and decided "nah, i wanna hit this guy instead"

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2 years

Stefon Diggs lined up at CB against Trevon Diggs at WR and Kirk Cousins didn't throw the ball their way because he is a thief of joy

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Tony Romo went from "insightful, predictive announcer" to "Bob Saget narrating America's Home Videos" in two years

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5 years

no man has hated a product more than Bill Belichick hates the Microsoft Surface Tablet (TM) HE PICKED IT UP JUST TO THROW IT AGAIN

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3 years

i don't normally do this, but graphic design is a passion

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5 years

oh my god the refs bailed out Green Bay with a nonexistent hands-to-the-face penalty on third-and-long FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS QUARTER (both on Trey Flowers, good lord)

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2 years

Christian Watson is, in fact, the perfect replacement for Marquez Valdes-Scantling

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

receptions since 2016 1. Michael Thomas: 425 2. DeAndre Hopkins: 370 3. Julio Jones: 348 yep, Michael Thomas is *probably* gonna make history this season

Michael Thomas and the Saints are built to rewrite history

Thomas had another 10-catch day — so who can stop the New Orleans passing game?

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2 years

Vanderbilt's new logo people who work for Vandy: wow, a stellar reminder of our new vision and new identity, truly we've done it again everyone else: hey what the fuck this sucks

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2 years

i'm sorry i understand the Zappe thing is a big deal, i'm just still trying to figure out what #67 's plan is here

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1 year

this was a gain of 3 yards

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3 months

the purpose of Super Wild Card weekend was never to expand the playoffs but to maximize the NFC East's shame

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4 months

Baker Mayfield escapes a horse collar tackle, then complains about the lack of call. ref says it wasn't a tackle, so no flag. Baker explains it's only no tackle because he's so strong (illustrated by flexing) and moves on. best thing i've seen today

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2 years

Bills offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey didn't get the memo about destroying tablets

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4 years

Allen Lazard really hit 'em with the ...uh, slight change in direction

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1 year

prayers up for Mike White's ribcage, or whatever remains of it

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3 years

Derek Mason had a losing record against everyone in the SEC East... EXCEPT FOR TENNESSEE

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3 years

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7 months

DJ Reed absolutely hauling ass from off camera, then barely getting a hand on Patrick Mahomes is my new favorite thing from this game

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5 years

the Chiefs-Pats rematch next week would have been in Foxborough if not for New England's inability to stop the Dolphins on one stupid last-ditch lateral play

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5 years

the Patriots paid Antonio Brown $10 million for one game, and it was against the Dolphins

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4 years

for the first time since January 2011, there will be an AFC Championship Game without the Patriots in it

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3 years

THIS PASS STILL HIT MAHOMES' INTENDED TARGET IN THE FACE AT THE GOAL LINE

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2 years

i think Pete Carroll just tried to challenge a play by throwing his flip phone to the turf

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4 years

Khalil Mack ran through 3 different linemen to flush Daniel Jones out of the pocket and force an incompletion

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4 years

wow. just wow. stunned. Texas was in a national championship game last decade???

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Discussing the LSU money situation with Odell Beckham Jr. handing out cash to players after the #CFBPlayoff , Emmanuel Acho said Texas DBs were given $1,000 for every INT in the 2010 BCS National Championship:

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Christian D'Andrea

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2 years

Baker Mayfield on passes 8+ yards downfield today: 0-7, 1 INT, 0.0 passer rating

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4 years

this man is in his own house

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

Scott Van Pelt: tell me about that chain, where'd it come from? Terrell Suggs: "oh yeah yeah. my son made it. or he stole it from somebody. i don't know, but he gave it to me."

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7 months

Patrick Peterson with the jump as Davante Adams is already rolling into the end zone is killing me

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Christian D'Andrea

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5 years

godspeed to Wisconsin backup QB Chase Wolf, who gave his life so Bradrick Shaw could find the end zone

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2 years

give Jessie Bates $80 million this offseason

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4 years

Allen Lazard is the strongest man in the NFL

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4 years

Andy Reid just fake nut-tapped one of his players when they asked him to bang the giant drum, remains a damn treasure

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4 years

holy moly, Jeff Driskel

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4 years

Saints fans are feeling great

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Christian D'Andrea

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3 years

Derek Carr, on a golf course somewhere, feels a tingle in his spine. "it happened," he whispers quietly, to no one.

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2 years

it didn't count thanks to a block in the back, but hoooooo buddddy this Justin Fields run was 😍😍😍

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

Rita Moreno forever

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2 years

Minkah Fitzpatrick needs legal representation immediately, this is a crime

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5 years

Isaiah Oliver engaging with Adam Thielen instead of trying to tackle Dalvin Cook is certainly a choice

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5 years

the Saints' biggest problem against the Bears has been trying to figure out who gets to intercept Mitchell Trubisky

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3 years

that's one hell of a fourth-and-1 play you've got there, Bills

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1 year

Jerry Tillery gave the Rams 15 yards and a free first down for this

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Christian D'Andrea

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1 year

amazing meme template stuff from the Vanderbilt postgame interview

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3 years

HOW DARE YOU LIMIT ME, DID YOU SEE THAT VANDY GAME???

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5 years

i take back everything i said about the Cowboys overpaying for Amari Cooper

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2 years

Cam Newton on throws of 10+ yards vs. Washington 6-7, 94 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INT, a perfect 158.3 passer rating

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2 years

Aaron Rodgers just needs to defraud the state of Mississippi for $1.1 million and his transformation into Brett Favre will be complete

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4 months

just Chase Claypool things

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

when you realize a second too late Indiana *wanted* you to score

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4 years

Jay Cutler is dating Tomi Lahren football season hasn't even started and Vandy is 0-1

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4 years

the 2019 Miami Dolphins without Aqib Talib: 0-7 with Aqib Talib: UNDEFEATED

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Christian D'Andrea

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5 years

programs with a 2019 NFL Draft pick: Delaware Western Illinois Sioux Falls Murray St Charleston (WV) Tarleton St Washburn SE Missouri St Elon NC A&T James Madison Prairie View Valdosta St Idaho Morgan St programs without a 2019 pick: Tennessee others, probably

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4 years

@briansward sensitive-ass umps

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5 years

oh my god oh my god oh my god

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10 years

Lebron refers to 4 years in Miami as "like college". But it ended with him writing an essay, so we can rule out UNC.

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5 years

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

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5 years

Phillip Dorsett's last 33 targets with the Patriots have ended with 33 receptions and 6 touchdowns

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5 years

🚨🚨🚨 THE SAINTS RAN A FULLBACK OPTION TO TAYSOM HILL 🚨🚨🚨

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4 years

the Browns are 3-0 since Baker Mayfield put on his "sad detective who just wants his kids back" cosplay

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

/sees Javon Wims is hurt /celebrates anyway

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

you're gonna have someone spill chili in a Super Bowl ad and you couldn't call up Brian Baumgartner?

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Christian D'Andrea

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1 year

making a million snow angels as Nick Foles writhes in pain

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

THE MAN WORE A BATHROBE TO HIS OWN DRAFT PARTY

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2 years

refs called this roughing the passer on 3rd down and i genuinely do not know what Grady Jarrett could have done differently

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6 years

RIP Blake Bortles' perfect postseason completion rate Born: January 7, 2018, 12:13pm Died: January 7, 2018, 12:14pm

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2 years

Justice Hill suffered a leg injury 3 yards into this run, THEN HOPPED AND LIMPED FOR 12 MORE 👑

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2 years

Rashad Fenton got facemasked, hit 'em with the AK-47, then got a 15-yard penalty

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2 years

just normal Allen Lazard stuff, carry on

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4 years

"get the f--- outta here" Bruce Arians, upon hearing he can't challenge a clear fumble due to forward progress being blown dead

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Christian D'Andrea

@TrainIsland

5 years

since the Saints shit talked Tarik Cohen for being short: - Bears TD pass - Bears recover onside kick - Bears TD pass - Eli Apple, one of the guys responsible for roasting Cohen, gets hurt - Bears recover *another* onside kick

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Christian D'Andrea

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5 months

Quentin Johnston could have won this game for the Chargers

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

Daniel Jones: 11 starts 11 interceptions 15 fumbles 10 fumbles lost

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4 years

ESPN: man, do teams hate Jake Fromm or what? Mel Kiper: yes. hate him. just hate the hell out of him. hate him so much

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2 years

Justin Fields with the "call an ambulance ... but not for me" reaction to getting hit in the ribs

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Christian D'Andrea

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3 years

Javon Wims, you are an NFL wide receiver. your career depends on your hands. WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING SOMEONE WHO IS WEARING A HELMET

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5 years

Tom Brady's daughter is absolutely losing her mind about the falling confetti and it's awesome

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4 years

your quarantine name is your mother's maiden name + the last 4 digits of your SSN + the bank you use most frequently, go

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4 years

a beautiful recreation of the Yellowstone Half Dome

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2 years

Tom Brady points, Marshon Lattimore dismisses him, then Mike Evans loses his shit and trucks Lattimore because the Bucs and Saints have BEEF

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1 year

lol toss sweep *to* Justin Fields for 31 yards

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5 years

top of the 8th inning: Louisville starting pitcher Luke Smith strikes out Vandy No. 9 hitter Julian Infante, to secure a 2-1 lead, tells him "f--- you" 30 minutes later:

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Christian D'Andrea

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5 years

Marshawn Lynch decided to hide behind JJ Watt's big, square head

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Christian D'Andrea

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1 year

Zach Wilson is still on the roster, watching his teammates go to extraordinary lengths to make sure he never starts another game for the Jets

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Last night, Sauce Gardner burned the cheesehead he took from Lambeau as part of his pitch to Aaron Rodgers to leave the Packers and join the #Jets . Breece Hall and Garrett Wilson were there too. (Full video: )

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Christian D'Andrea

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5 years

Greg Hardy hurting someone with illegal shit? WELL I NEVER

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Christian D'Andrea

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4 years

Davante Adams scores a touchdown, points to the sky, then throws up the 2-4 for Kobe Bryant (and then dunked the ball over the goalpost)

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Christian D'Andrea

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3 years

🚨🚨🚨 SARAH FULLER POINTS 🚨🚨🚨

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2 years

Lamar Jackson, absolutely losing his mind when Patrick Ricard gets called for an unnecessary (but very actual) hold

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23 days

hate the foul but love the Caitlin Clark "old head at the Y" inbound play so I'm torn

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4 years

of course Ja Rule couldn't be here tonight, it's tax season

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Christian D'Andrea

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3 years

DK Metcalf ran a 100 time that would have qualified him for D1 nationals while being roughly the size of a small RV and you're still gonna drag him for it???

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