“There’s something wrong with you. Me too.”
The depth of this line in this popcorn-chugging-turn-your-brain-off-punch-em-up action movie came out of fucking nowhere.
One of the most impressive Anik moments to me was how he did play by play for Khabib jumping the fence. He just kept right on calling the action like it was another fight on the card even though the entire area around him was descending into unexpected chaos.
Name another fighter besides Conor that can generate 1.3 million PPV buys on 6 days notice? Nobody. Brock, but he's retired. Yes, pandemic. Yes, stacked card. But there's been plenty of stacked cards that didn't break a mil.
Look, I love Ngannou and I love the idea of him fighting JBJ or getting a Stipe rematch, but do we really wanna fuck up the biggest fight in a generation again? You mother fuckers learned nothing from Silva/GSP never happening. Book Jones/Miocic IMMEDIATELY.
What if Felder KOs RDA in the first 10 seconds with a spinning back elbow, then jumps the fence, runs over to the commentary area, puts on a headset, and reacts to his finish like he was calling the fight the whole time.
No, I don't have to give Jake Paul any kind of respect as a pro boxer lmao he hasn't ever boxed a fucking boxer 😂 gtfoh with that nonsense. Who's his next opponent? A fucking mail man? His entire "career" thus far is utterly meaningless.
You guys remember when Michael Chandler just started walking willing into punches from Justin Gaethje and then had a conversation with nobody midfight?
Crazy stat I uncovered: Calvin Kattar has absorbed more sig. strikes in his last two bouts (573) than 93% of all fighters in their ENTIRE UFC careers. ALL FIGHTERS, as in everybody who has ever fought in the octagon since 1993. In ALL of their UFC fights total. Insanity.
I would fucking LOVE for someone who has never seen a single film in the franchise to watch Fast & Furious 1, then immediately watch F&F: Hobbs & Shaw, and then I want to have that person explain to me how they think we got from the first movie to the most recent one.
My
#UFC245
predictions:
-Holloway smiles
-Nunes/De Randamie touch gloves
-Covington sticks his tongue out
-Someone mentions Aldo's weight cut
-Faber skips at least once during his walkout
-Perry dances, possibly to opponent's music
-Rogan says Eddie Bravo
-Moraes is still bald
Niko Price's last disclosed payout was $57,000 from his bout at UFC 249. Assuming he was paid the same for the Cerrone fight, they took 15% of this mother fucker's purse for a positive marijuana test. What the fuck are we doing NSAC?
I don’t give a shit what side of things you’re on or how into politics you are, but political chants at a UFC card mid fight for no reason is fucking bizarre to hear lol this sport has become so weirdly politics adjacent in the last few years.
I can't believe a tweet that said nobody ever called Anderson Silva boring got 4k likes lol. Most of MMA Twitter must be roughly 20 years old on average.
Usual Colby trash. Said the same thing to Usman about his coach/manager. He’s never clever enough with his fumbled word salad to get a rise out of anyone so he takes it to dead family.
Michael Bisping. TUF winner. Kicked ass at the highest level for more than a decade. Beat the greatest of all time. Won the world title. Avenged his most devastating loss. One of the best fight promoters in the business. Insane heart rate. Instant HOFer. Fucking legend.
Hear me out...Tony Ferguson is the third coach on TUF but they don't give him a team, he's there to try and steal fighters from Chandler and Conor. Now sit there and tell me that's not the best TV you've ever watched. You can't. You can't do it because it's the truth.
If Brock Lesnar is bigger than USADA you can bet your ass that Conor McGregor is bigger than USADA. I expect an announcement about the dissolving of their partnership with the UFC within the hour lol
Fans on 11/10/18: Fuck Yair! He ducked Zabit! He's scared! They should have cut him for real! Why does he get this main event?
Fans on 11/11/18: Yair is a god of violence and my favorite fighter and I got a tattoo of the elbow he landed on my own elbow and I named my kid Yair.
Some of you mother fuckers should legit be ashamed of how you treat people on social media. MMA is the greatest sport in the world and has some great people in it, but goddamn does it also attract garbage. Good rule: pretend Twitter is like real life and shut your fucking mouth.
Sorry, calling BS on this whole thing. Endeavor is publicly traded, but their shares don't hold equal voting rights. Investors have basically ZERO power over Emanuel/Whitesell who have shares that count for 20 votes each. This is just a money making ploy in the guise of altruism.
That’s okay Jake, I prefer to judge you on your long history of truly shitty behavior entirely outside of your combat sports career and your time in PPV draw fantasy camp. Nice right hand though.
This is another level of clown shit lol. The printing press rocketed civilization forward because it gave collective knowledge to the masses for the first time in the form of books. Please miss me with your Tate love, we don't share it. This guy is dumb and a grifter, sorry.
Jesus Christ people, have a little bit of empathy. If a video of you was leaked online doing anything intimate with anyone how would you feel? Would you want a bunch of people making jokes and talking shit? Some of the people in this community are trash. Immature assholes.
You know, I've never said anything because so many of you for some reason were getting a kick out of this dude so I just shut the fuck up, but I've never understood any of this Hasbulla stuff 🤷♂️
UFC is just a place you go now if you want. If you're famous enough. You just say, "I'm making my UFC debut," and then you are. Shit's hilarious. Fight Zuluzinho then, you diabetes water hawking fucking dork.
Just a reminder that Seagal released a dancehall song in the 2000s where he sings with a Jamaican accent and the first line is, and I quote directly: “me want the poonani”.
An absolutely stone cold reminder that no matter what we achieve, no matter how great we are, everything can be taken from us in an instant without great cause and no warning. Every fleeting second of life is worth more than anything we could ever acquire.
Call me stupid, but I think I'm gonna give the 8 year UFC veteran who's never been KOed or knocked down with 4 fight of the night bonuses since 2019 that's gone the distance with Edgar, Aldo, and Cruz the benefit of the doubt in a fight where he took 14 total head strikes 🤷♂️
There's a reason Anderson Silva didn't want to fight Chris Weidman. He was a potentially very tough fight, unknown by the larger audience, added no draw, and had Silva beat him at the time added little to his legacy. That is Pavlovich for Jon Jones. The risk/reward ratio sucks.
Every time I watch Cyborg win like this I feel like we all just sacrificed a member of our village to some angry god we’re trying to appease with blood.
#UFC222
We're only 11 days away from a series of fight night tweets by JBJ throwing shade at Izzy whether he wins or loses, and only 32 days away from Jones congratulating the winner or Miocic/Ngannou and then lowkey shitting on them for the next seven tweets lol. It's gonna be fun.
The MMA community needs some consistency on when it's cool to hit somebody over something they said about your family because you mother fuckers are all over the place these last few weeks lol.
Michael Johnson is one of those fighters that I feel like under the right circumstances on the right night could probably beat anybody in the division.