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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 months

my alt is @toddhaynesxxx btw for beloved oomfettes!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

I identify as hot but I'm biologically ugly

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tom phelan

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5 years

mad respect to james ivory for making the same movie 30 times and mad respect to rupert graves for whipping it out in every single one

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tom phelan

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4 years

i love tradwife insta sm

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tom phelan

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10 years

. @Melliiissaaaa @MaiaMitchell is the weirdest person I've ever met. One time she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME #TheFostersChat

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 months

OKAY 2019-2023 i killed that mf twink

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

when u didn’t read the play but u still have to do a creative project about it

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

#TheFosters premieres in TWO DAYS. For once I'm excited for the weekend to be over!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

*hamlet voice* just had a good talk with dad and i feel SOOOO much better UNderline UNderline UNderline

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

i would like to meet this “sir” la table and shake his hand

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

some amazing stuff goes down on #TheFosters tonight! be sure to watch!!!!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

tonight's episode of #TheFosters is a DOOZY. I'm not saying we're starting a hip hop group but... we're starting a hip hop group

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

AFAB all films are bad AMAB all movies are bad ACAB all cinema is bad

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

selfie from the beach! you have no idea the sunburn I got #remembersunscreenplease #TheFostersChat http://t.co/268bmk7edt

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

when we kissed, @MaiaMitchell stole a little bit of my soul and is holding it for ransom :/ #smh #TheFostersChat

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

i’m a girl (they)

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

Call Me By Your Name and I'll Call You Subaru: Expressions of Gay Desire in the Music of Sufjan Stevens

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 months

penny died yesterday—my sweetest girl, my baby. everyone who met her loved her instantly. i am so lucky i got to have her in my life for as long as i did but this is so unfair and wrong. i am absolutely heartbroken

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

Will Callie come back? Will Brallie survive? WHAT CHARACTER DO I EVEN PLAY??? Find out next Monday night!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

pov you are in kindergarten

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

#TheFosters is on tonight! The return of Cole and the Girls United crew! Get ready for a rollercoaster, people!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

@karenyhan HES SEXTING ME

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

me: *writes something genuine/earnest and not full of ironic detachment/self loathing* *deletes it immediately* phew, close one

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

🐩

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

i feel like zendaya is meechee has changed the course of my life

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

NEW EPISODE TONIGHT!! #TheFosters AHHH

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

i know you all already know this but THE FOSTERS IS ON TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

i’m finished 🍄

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

was informed today that my cool shakespeare teacher goes over to passover seder at j*dith b*tler's house and i just sort of slow motion keeled over onto the jj's floor next to the soda machine

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

1 year

i feel like i just met a celebrity

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 months

it’s my birthday 🙄 if you care

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

"I'm super gay for you" IM SCREAMING #TheFostersChat

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

“ @TheFostersABCF We miss spending Monday nights with the #GirlsUnited ! #TheFosters http://t.co/B0eRuXMjcM” classic tom missing the photo op!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

#TheFostersChat my dad just said "OH NO" out loud.

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

so i didn’t text my mom back because i was in class and

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

#TheFostersChat UMMMM WHAT BRANDON

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

i’m 25 ❤️‍🔥🐒

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

currently at a hair length and humidity level i like to call “aaron tveit’s enjolras wig”

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

"Draco Malfoy couture" http://t.co/eniPThOFCW

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

🤰

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

florence pugh is to chloe grace moretz what jeremy strong is to giovanni ribisi

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tom phelan

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

just when i think there’s no way it could be a worm

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

netflix has brother bear 2 but not brother bear 1.... how the fuck am i supposed to know what happened in the first one

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

mods asleep strawberry rat

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

Groundbreaking: First Transgender Man to Put Off Studying for His Palestinian and Israeli Politics and Societies Midterm Until the Night Before

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

being trans is like *accesses medical care* *doesnt access medical care* *accesses medical care* *doesnt access medical care* *accesses medical care* *doesnt access medical care* *accesses medical care* *doesnt access medical care* *accesses medical care* *doesnt access medic

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

🤹‍♂️🛼

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

unfollow me right fucking now if you didn't think remus lupin was the hottest character in harry potter

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

i made u short?

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

2 years

mapped the world’s MOST erotic relationships—who is blurbing and getting blurbed by whom

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

#TheFostersChat sending love and good vibes to zac and his mom <3

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

last night cried drunkenly on the street describing the act one finale of sunday in the park with george to my boyfriend

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

carly rae jepsen once again denied her rightful macarthur genius grant. pretend I tweeted this on the day of

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

absolutely jadore the columbia university “manhattanville” campus which radically asks the question what if there was an area somehow even more disgusting than hudson yards but 100 blocks up

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

teachers r addicted to having their class from 4:10-6pm on wednesday

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

after living here for 2.5 years i have just walked past mandy patinkin on broadway and 105th

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

Fuck You, I'm a Profit: Class and Capital in Angels in America

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

hamlet is a play about me deciding to get bangs

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

pov: you are pharoah’s daughter finding baby moses among the reeds

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

1 year

alison bechdel should bring back dtwof just to do a comic about gaylors

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tom phelan

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4 years

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

text from mom

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

i would like to play “mean king” with stanley tucci

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tom phelan

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5 years

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

shoutout to the woman behind me at antipodes who, straight out of oh hello, ate hummus out of an enormous tub before the show started

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

you guys @chrisfluming just did what was absolutely the best standup set i have ever seen, it's been 2 hours and i'm still screaming

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

my partner got me this amazing patch and button for my birthday! ❤️ #thereshouldbeatranssymbolemoji http://t.co/3SBgcF9I4l

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

7 years

*tapping my nature valley bar on the side of a bowl to ash it like a cigarette* alexa, play "happiness" by stephen sondheim

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

we gave dots and cher

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

found in the childhood closet, made this patch and sewed it onto a jacket from forever 21 when i was 15 get ON my level

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

i do actually wanna say that if i ever say any dumb shit abt gender it’s bc i’m a transsexual, which means i’m treated like an expert on the subject when i’ve only kind of read theory and feel sort of noncommittal about the whole thing besides

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

it actually rules to have thousands of followers and yet average 5-6 likes a tweet. like ya its just us

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

1 year

25 🎀🫶🙈🥰😈💋🫃💘

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

milky-white is a trans icon

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

the 7th and 8th graders i teach are across the board still obsessed w the heathers musical which seems to be one of the only enduring cultural artifacts of our time. god bless them!!!

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

merry christmas from my parents

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

new copypasta just dropped

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

stupid

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

i acted too hard

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

THIS is drama THIS is fashion THIS is a caravaggio

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

you dont have to like my tweets but you do have to read them

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

according to law everyone must medically transition by jan 1st 2020

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

home is where the sunbleached picture of you as vice principal panch in spelling bee is on the sign outside

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

well.... i’ve done it

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

shopping for clothes

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

one time theda hammel tweeted something like “these roles aren’t written for or about trans people, they’re for and about cis losers” and i think about that CONSTANTLY

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

end of the episode!!!! what an amazing experience. so happy with how it turned out. thank you so much for watching!!! #TheFostersChat

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

10 years

the trans agenda: communist revolution, the death of comedy and jokes, the ability to use the bathroom

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

YOURE TLELING ME RUPERT FRIEND AND WILLAM DAFOE ARE BROTHERS......... AND THE FLIM IS NOT CALLED FRIEND OR FOE

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

the past two nights in a row my roommate has gotten home and without saying anything to each other we have just begun to sing maya rudolph doing the national anthem all the way through to the end

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

4 years

gays who bike are really having a moment rn

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

5 years

🏖 @hal_schrieve @fend_lws

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

3 years

child in my class pestering his friend “are you a boy? are you a hungry boy?” to which friend insistently responds “no im a hungry mungry”, repeat back and forth like this for 5 minutes

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

9 years

i hope tennessee williams and elaine stritch are up in heaven having a good time together

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tom phelan

@TomPhelan9

6 years

a gay just scowled at me as i shoved a bite of my staff meal into my mouth and i’m like honey i don’t care that you have a shaved head and no socks i’m just trying to eat some arugula!

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