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@Todi_M2
Di Helleng 2.0
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And sesh 2 is hitting your screens TODAY! 😳don’t be late Haven't secured your spot yet? Register here: & get ready to tackle your #YouthMath dilemmas head-on. Plus, keep your eyes peeled for those awesome spot prizes up for grabs!🙌🏽🤭🥳…
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Di Helleng 2.0
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Is it just me or she’s starting to look like Megan Fox ?
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kimberly kardashian
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Both my parents are alive & well 🩷
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medusa 🐍
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What do you love about your life right now?
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Don’t raise your voice at me I’m not your child
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Restaurants should normalise having pictures of cocktails next to their names on menus
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3 years
Some men actually hold you back , they leave your life & all of a sudden things start making sense & going your way 😭😭😭
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Di Helleng 2.0
8 months
Guys there’s more to life than romantic relationships I promise you
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4 months
You unlock a new symptom every time you get your period I swear
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Di Helleng 2.0
7 months
Stop glamorising struggle, get that automatic license TODAY!
@NMzozoyane
Nolukhanyo Reneilwe Mzozoyana (Laundry Girl)
7 months
If you don't know how to drive a manual car,you don't know how to drive sweedy 🙈
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@beyoncepress @sza I totally get her😭I would be nervous too
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2 years
I don’t think J. Cole will ever top 2014 Forest Hills Drive I’ve accepted it
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6 months
07:30am you’re already laughing at the quad >>😭😭
guys why was high school SO funny 😭
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3 years
I would pay any amount of money to get rid of my anxiety forever
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3 years
We’re going to be parents, aunties & uncles with piercings & tattoos Love that for us
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7 months
Must suck for Kourtney that she’ll always remember that her husband Travis wanted the sister who she has been “competing” with her whole life, no therapy will ever make her stop feeling this way Joh
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2 years
What I asked for vs what I got 🥹🥰
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3 years
You know where we wouldn’t have curfew ? On a yacht ,in dubai , in a thong 😭🥺
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I’d vomit if I had another man beside my dads surname on my degree, that’s just me
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❤️
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Studying is really fun, once you get over the procrastination
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One thing about me I’m always chilling with a blanket on me 😭no matter the weather, I just use it for comfort
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2 years
Being able to smell Jik or pine gel in the kitchen after cleaning makes me feel a different level of happiness 😭😻Joh
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1 month
I can’t believe how expensive Chicken Licken wings have become
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The only wings that matters🥵
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4 months
Get those past exam papers & semester tests on the uni black market 😭lecturers are lazy they barely change anything, maybe names in scenarios & practice with those mainly
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Nana𓃵🥀
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University 101:
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3 years
Does anyone else pre-wake up before actually waking up 😭😭
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4 months
Yall Michael from 90 Day Fiancé made it to the States🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍
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3 years
It’s giving “sweet dreams or a beautiful nightmare “😭😭
@Splashystackss
KING 👑
3 years
Kanye West Designed these balenciaga boots. Ladies y’all rocking them?🤔
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Moghelingz tik tok videos are quite the best 😭😭😭they’re so hilarious
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2 months
I give you ironing 😭✋🏽
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Jasmine.
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laundry is actually the worst chore.
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3 months
South Africa is so unsafe Europeans must stay away this is 78th elephant to run wild in the past week, I heard they have massive ones in CAMPS BAY & CLIFTON
@JayF_321
Ms Jayleen
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Matsulu can't be a real place😭
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Nope not this year, not next year or the year after that 🥹🤭
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7 months
Are we all turning 25 next year?
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At least they’re first in something 🤭🤭 Go BOKKE
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The Spectator Index
4 months
JUST IN: 🇳🇿 New Zealand enters 2024
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2 years
Sithelo Shozi’s quotables & reaction videos >>> 😭😭😭😭nah she’s hilarious
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2 years
Idk why people will make you feel bad for liking money 😭😭
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3 years
April Aries >>>> March Aries
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I go out my way for people who wouldn’t ever do the same
@wani_banuza
wanatsha
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What's a red flag about yourself?
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2 years
Seeing your friend in their Hot gworl era after a breakup>>>
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Men wish each other a happy birthday in such an interesting way😭
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Parents 🤝 turning your room into a storage space once you move out
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Dads side of the family acts the way that they do then they act surprised when they haven’t seen you in over 10 years
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3 years
Woolies cheap wine >>>>
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3 years
I don’t have a consistent signature at my big age😭💔
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Cranberry juice is such an elite juice
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2 years
H&M has the best hoodies & sweaters
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1 year
Got the bag, literally 🥹😻 My first Designer bag!! Happy birthday to me
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3 years
Gifts aren’t meant to be taken back once things go south
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Every girl deserves a Daniel Wellington watch, ring & bracelet set ❤️ I don’t make the rules
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2 years
Ovulation boobs >>>
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2 years
Ever since I discovered Shein , seeing clothing in normal stores doesn’t impress me anymore
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For SA to do the same 🕯️
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Africa Facts Zone
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Uganda will shut down all porn sites in the country.
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Why do men hate admitting that they find women funny ?
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1 year
The best part is giving them back to their parents 🥹
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𝜨𝑽𝜨.⚜️
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I love children so much man. We just get along so well.
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3 years
I will say “guys” even if I’m speaking to one person
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2 years
When Kay Yarms was like “I’ve been breaking up with the same guy for years now” 📍FELT
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My legs got so toned out of nowhere 😍😍
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2 years
Reminding u’baby to take his birth control pills >>>🥺🥹 can’t wait
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I’ve never met anyone who worked for a black female owned company and had a pleasant experience 🚶🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️
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This week we grind hard 😳with academics
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Pretoria East is the most perfect place to raise a family Boring yes but peaceful
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2 years
Underboob sweat will literally hlaza
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Men who don’t eat pap confuse me, what do you mean you DON’T eat pap how else are you gonna be big & strong ?!
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3 years
Unspoken rule: if you’re beefing with my mom you’re beefing with me too
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Beta2Alpha
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Stay away from relatives who hurt your Mom😔
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3 years
Must be hard being Indoda on this app😭
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Can’t stand someone being in the kitchen at the same time as me
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Not Grootman wearing a suit to the hospital when Gcinile was giving birth it’s giving men in business
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Choosing not to be mean when someone hurts your feelings is hard.
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Guys 😭the queue at the Kempton Park Buffalo logistics, people are fetching their Shein packages
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This years year end fatigue is on a different level of low , I AM ALWAYS EXHAUSTED
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Parents really love Moja love
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Can’t believe we’re witnessing the fall of Instagram
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My parents will move mountains for me no matter what & I appreciate that sm🫶🏾
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To excel in our academics in 2021❤️
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I can, I have bald headed dad 🥹 & a mom who would do anything for me
@pallnandi
Usisi Nandi 🦋
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You CAN’T be high maintenance and jobless at the same time.
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If you dislike milk tart you have bad vibes
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Men hate being reminded that they have girlfriends
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Men love gossip ha , have you seen how excited they get if you spill tea to them
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Vanilla ice cream is the only one that matters pls
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So when are we getting a reality tv show for rugby players wives ?
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Do men realize how good they look when they are driving ?
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What does Cyan Boujee mean that she’s getting a BBL ? That’s the greed they speak of in the bible
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I’m so glad that my parents didn’t give me any English names
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3 years
May I please not grow up to be one of those women who hate on young people for being young when I get older
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My whole life, yes
@Sana_April_
Masana
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You guys can hold grudges for 2 years ?
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His foundation can’t keep fixing the governments messes
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
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LIVE | Banyana to leave for World Cup as Motsepe Foundation settles pay crisis
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This is how I need my girls to move on😭🤭 in their 20’s, the storm is always rolling
@kaylenciaga
medusa 🐍
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If uyak’gezela, faka omnye
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I swear my family is the only one without a family group chat
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The president was so happy to see Faf 🥹🥹🇿🇦bestie reunion
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I really believe in eggs, there’s nothing better than amaqanda
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3 years
“I hear you” 😭😭😭u’heara eng This response bores me so much
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Huns actually give amazing gifts only if they like you
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No children , no phones or pictures before I post them , if you’re not on the guest list don’t bother coming , no one from my dads side is allowed
@abcdrih
rebecca
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what are some of your wedding rules?
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3 years
🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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Me after watch @unclewaffffles video for the 2838474757474th time :
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3 years
Kim has always been gorgeous 🥺
@MovieVibe_
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Young Kim Kardashian photographed with baby Kendall Jenner, 1996 🖤
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Having to include “for black girl” when searching something on Pinterest<<<<
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3 years
Please don’t stop posting your monthly photo dumps 🤍
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They seem like those couples we’d read about on Wattpad
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Why are they h* ting on Tyla? She literally bothers no one
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Another day of being a student & not shaking my ass in a yacht in Dubai with a thong on
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Is it just me but bolts & Ubers are so hard to find nowadays?
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Gaz from Geordie Shore got married, nah the streets are done fr
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