Tim Kalinowski @TimmyKal12 Twitter profile

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Tim Kalinowski

8 months

I’ve never felt this proud over something I’ve produced. If you’re someone who forgets to do any prep before CFB season, I gotchu. I read all the previews so you didn’t have to. Here’s a SparkNotes version of every power 5 team.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

8 years

To my coaches, my friends, the fans, my family, and most importantly to my teammates' Thank you.

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Tim Kalinowski

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7 years

Awesome piece on Mass native Rich Hill

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7 years

Rich Hill on pitching in World Series: "A couple years ago, I was using a bucket in independent ball as a toilet."

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Tim Kalinowski

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1 year

@Super70sSports Very unsafe. May cause one to spend their entire savings on all their sick shirts

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 years

Bought a track suit back in March. Everyone mocked me. All of a sudden the new 500 million dollar man and GQ say that they’re in. 🤷‍♂️ (Thanks @themackmurphy )

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Tim Kalinowski

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8 years

Phillips Exeter Academy '17 #blessed

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Tim Kalinowski

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2 years

#Zappe4Heisman #ZappeHour

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

Pretty sure Paul Revere made his midnight ride around the same time those bleachers were built

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 months

Few things in my life have been more fulfilling than coaching at my alma mater let alone punching our ticket to the Final Four!! Couldn’t be prouder of these kids!

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

11 years

Breaking news MHS sophomores have traded @lexieerusso to the frosh for 2 third round draft picks and a red pen #sieve

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 years

It’s a sad day in our family but he will forever be in our hearts. The best Grampy ever. My best friend and hero.❤️🙏🏻

Mike Lynch

@LynchieWCVB

6 years

Dick Lynch legendary Swampscott coach - husband, dad, grandfather and great grandfather- passed away this Sunday night at the age of 91

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Tim Kalinowski

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3 months

Aaron Jones and Jamaal Williams approve of the fit 🥶

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 years

Well that’s one way to wake up from a nap! 😳

Derek Stevens

@DerekJStevens

2 years

Recruiting Video @CircaLasVegas @CircaSports @MikePalmCirca #Vegas #TravestyInAmerica 👉

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 years

Finally my first full NFL season with ⁦⁦⁦ @ActionNetworkHQ ⁩

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

3 years

BIG shoutout to my not so little sis @abbykalinowski_ on an amazing career! Couldn’t be more proud of the way you handled this season! All those nights staying in with mom and dad were worth it! Thank you @MattWilliams_SN & @salemnewssports for your devotion to women’s athletics

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 years

Probably the greatest win of my life. Shoutout @RotoDoc the 🐐

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 months

When the NYE parlay hits

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

7 months

HAHA just opened my FanDuel app and saw I was up an extra THOUSAND bucks, went to my bet history and totally forgot I placed this parlay on Sunday morning 😂😂😂

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 months

STATE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

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@PhilStacey_SN

2 months

Your 2024 Division 3 state champion Marblehead Headers, who shock top ranked Nauset, 1-0. One of the all l-time great title runs in state history for ⁦ @HeadersHockey ⁩, going from a team that started 0-6 and 2-8 to the top of the mountaintop at 17-9-1. Leo Burdge 30 saves.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

11 years

Crandall sign $50 Terrio sign $22 MHS win priceless

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

9 months

Imagine sitting alone on the beach and cashing Chris Buescher 75/1

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

New lulus 👌

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 months

Is that Nick Faldo!? No, it’s me calling professional mini golf live in the @ActionNetworkHQ app at 12:00 @worldputtleague

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

8 years

Congrats to my liney on accomplishing his 100th career point & doing it his JUNIOR year honor to play with @bhaley85

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 years

. @dunkindonuts absolute joke that if you add bacon to the 2 for $3 egg and cheese it becomes over $6. So 3 extra bucks for bacon. This bacon cure cancer? Nice to know you represent the hard working American up until they wanna add bacon.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

3 years

@BarstoolBigCat Fox is on like a 25 game Althea streak

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

The fact that we might actually have school tomorrow #icant #greysallday 😷🙈👏🙏💁

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

Like I was gonna go to school anyway lol #icant date with Netflix tomorrow #greyshereicome 🙅💁😏🙊🙈

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

3 months

I truly don’t understand how you can live a life having not watched the Sopranos

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

9 years

When you realize tomorrow's Monday @dumpn_chase_Dan http://t.co/QsaVpxwitS

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 years

What an absolute disgrace. This show has been a staple for so many people. Turkey, pie and Mike’s show. Ch. 5 should be ashamed of themselves. This is just so wrong.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 months

Man of my word @MrJavierJose

Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 months

I promise no disrespect to the SJ fan base. I don’t blame them for not wanting to pay to watch this team. That said, if the sharks win I will do Tuesday’s line change episode with my entire face panted teal

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 month

Just had to do a quick battery change on the clicker. Horrendous preparation on my part. Inexcusable.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 year

I wouldn’t watch the NFL pro bowl skills thing if it was going on in my driveway

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 months

It’s beautiful

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 months

There’s no chance I could ever tackle an NFL player and that’s why I would be a perfect fit on this Eagles defense

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 months

Me and Joe Burrow’s careers aren’t that different. Tim & Joe through 26 yrs: Super Bowls: TK: 0 JB: 0 Awards: TK: Newburyport Bank 2016 MVP JB: 2019 Heisman Compliments: TK: ‘You throw a great spiral’ - @jakemalasek one time on the quad JB: ‘he’s Joe Montana’ - @joelklatt

NFL Rookie Watch

@NFLRookieWatxh

6 months

Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson’s career stats aren’t really all that different. Yet, Lamar is considered a Top-10 QB, while Mayfield is generally considered a lower tier QB. Mayfield through 80 career games: • 1,565/2,535 (62%) • 18,935 total yards (passing + rushing) •…

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

8 months

I do this every Saturday and Sunday on the couch. Don’t really see the issue

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@jackciapciak

8 months

Climate activist glued his feet to the floor at US Open after interrupting the match. #USOpen

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Tim Kalinowski

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19 days

I just don’t get why we can’t have these commercials anymore

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 months

Flight home got canceled so I bought a ticket at 6:15 just cause I was craving an NHL warm up

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

21 days

Ah yes, a tradition unlike any other… watching the most important event in golf through select holes on ESPN+

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

3 months

Not that hard @RobGronkowski

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

@Buccigross Memorial Day weekend street hockey champions #miracleonpavement http://t.co/8Yo2aZ8Qj3

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 year

And at 9:15pm Kalinowski officially concedes the clicker to his girlfriend. A massive upset. Record time for a championship contest

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

7 years

Product of Marblehead youth hockey

NHL

@NHL

7 years

“I owe a lot to my youth hockey program.” - Cory Schneider Nominate your rink to be @HockeyvilleUSA 2017.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 months

Let’s go play for a State title baby!!!!!

Phil Stacey

@PhilStacey_SN

2 months

Marblehead is off to TR Garden for its first Division 3 championship appearance since 2011 after defeating previously once-beaten Shawsheen, 2-1. Headers (now 16-9-1) were outshot, 24-22, but improve to 14-1-1 in their last 16 games.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

8 months

Checking in on my best Jets friend…

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 years

I’m umping the semi-finals of a 10 & under Little League game tonight and I’m an absolute nervous wreck. I definitely care way more than these kids.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

7 months

Pretty pathetic that Notre Dame has their own broadcast network and they can’t get anyone better than Jac Collinsworth and Jason Garrett

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

9 months

Bruins training camp (2003). Congratulations on an incredible career 37. (This picture woulda been a lot cooler if I was also in the NHL)

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 years

I’m a complete loser and watch local high school football on TV on Friday night but holy fuck watch this Hail Mary to end the half

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 month

Person in front of me on this plane just spilt their entire iced coffee on my feet, leg and backpack. Major credit to me for not flipping out. Some people would get angry or frustrated, not me though. Just a kind, level headed individual.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

9 years

Hey dentist cool it with the conversations kinda hard to respond when your fingers are knuckles deep in my esophagus

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

Some where Mike Simmons is ecstatic about the BC win tonight

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

11 years

No greater feeling than contributing to a BIG win #headers #NECchamps

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

11 years

@DanyAllStar15 yeah, top of the mountain can't even see the lake still rockin the #50in07 shirt #roadto50 http://t.co/sDNZAkgXGA

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 months

Gonna tell my kids about this run

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

2 years

Am I a loser because I call into podcasts in my spare time? Probably. But is it cool when they get played? Absolutely. Thanks for the airtime boys! @JeffMarek @FriedgeHNIC

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

7 months

Immediately flew in once I heard Stuckey was buyin

Stuckey

@Stuckey2

7 months

Somehow @TimmyKal12 showed up in Kentucky

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 year

I would pay any amount of money to be able to watch the Bruins and not have to listen to Jack Edwards. Any amount. You name it I’ll pay it

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

Marblehead forever

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

New hardo of the decade @JFeitelberg @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat http://t.co/zowMEHbF1n

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 year

@awfulannouncing Kay might be the biggest tool in sports

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 years

College freshman professor: so you guys are all 17-18 years old right? The one hockey player:

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 years

@Tucker_TnL What a terrible analogy. Quarterbacks like Mahomes are worth over a touchdown against the spread (ie the out come of games) Mookie is one of the best players in baseball and will coast the Sox SOME wins but not to the extent of an NFL QB

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

5 months

shreya

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Who’s Taylor swift for men

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

3 years

I’ve traveled to some great restaurants in my time but there is NOTHING like a North Shore roast beef on a Saturday afternoon

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

Where's the Swamp shaker this weekend

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

7 months

If you had never watched baseball before you’d think this Phillies team went 162-0 in the regular season

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

3 months

Only one NHL game tonight mind as well go see it in person

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 years

Chillin with @dumpn_chase_Dan and Dommer/Dougie Hamilton http://t.co/1PKxxAlu33

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

8 months

Still do it on my couch every game

Albert Nguyen

@AnalyticsCapper

8 months

I’m so happy teams don’t hold up four fingers anymore when it goes into the final quarter.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

10 months

All weekend

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

5 months

Asked my mom who she has in, she summed it up well… “FSU out, plenty of valedictorians don’t get into Harvard”

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

5 months

Funny how when Bill puts on a helmet to pick a game he’s “cool” but when I put on a helmet and a hand warmer to watch a game I’m “weird”

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 years

Still filled with so much emotion. Joining the #Humboldtstrong movement and leaving these out for some angels to use if the stumble upon Marblehead. Tuck a few home for me. #leaveyoursticksout

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

1 year

People that don’t like seafood need to grow up

Charlie DiSturco

@charliedisturco

1 year

Charlie's Masters Club Dinner took home the win over @TimmyKal12 on 'Green Dot Daily' today Not a surprise that @mariacmarino agreed with me over Timmy (Full episode: )

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

7 years

Unreal homer by this guy... no wait this guy... no wait... which guy was it!?

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

6 years

When you ask an athlete what they miss most about playing their sport the phrase “bus rides with the team” is almost always mentioned in some form. There are few things in sports that are more pure. Those long roadies playing cards, iPhone games, or rookie idol last forever.

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12

4 years

Hahaha who the hell is this kid? His college highlights look like he played at Peabody high school

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Tim Kalinowski

@TimmyKal12