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Tim Shoemaker

@TimShoemaker

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Former sports reporter who sold out and went corporate. You come at the king, you best not miss.

Columbus, Ohio
Joined March 2011
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
9 years
Jeff Heuerman and Jacob Jarvis share a moment: http://t.co/xhYadyRLMJ
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7 months
Ryan Day watching coaches go for it on fourth down and it leading to touchdowns
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7 months
Michigan playing the victim postgame here is very embarrassing lmfao
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2 years
They won’t move on from Day but this is fireable. Team absolutely quit lmao
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2 years
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7 months
Michigan’s punishment should be it has to hire Brian Ferentz as OC and Alex Grinch as DC, effective immediately
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6 months
McCarthy wasn’t even on the team during this timeframe and also there was no game in 2020. This guy loves to lie lmao, just like how he “spent all week watching tape of #25 ,” a backup safety who had like 50 meaningful snaps all season
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6 months
J.J. McCarthy says the sign-stealing narrative around Michigan is unfortunate. "About 80 percent of teams in college football steal signs. We actually had to adapt because in 2019, 2020, Ohio State was stealing our signs — which is legal. We had to get up to the level they were
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Tim Shoemaker
6 years
better not let Shamrock Towing see this photo...
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Eleven Warriors
6 years
Urban Meyer is at the Longaberger Alumni House on Ohio State's campus. Here's the SUV he pulled up in this morning, parked at the rear of the building.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
J.T. Barrett is one of the best Ohio State quarterbacks in school history. Dwayne Haskins is insanely talented, just played an incredible game and is the future of the program. Both can be true! If you’re an Ohio State fan, enjoy it.
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7 years
J.T. Barrett back for his ninth season at Ohio State.
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
9 years
Your national champions: http://t.co/lof2aWBgJf
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5 months
Ryan Day
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8 months
oh brother if we are about to get Tennessee Twitter involved Michigan might really be cooked
@RossDellenger
Ross Dellenger
8 months
Last October, Connor Stalions bought a single ticket to Tennessee’s game vs UK. Three minutes later, he transferred it to a person who attended the game in a seat facing Vols’ sideline. Stalions also bought tix to UGA, Bama, CLEM & last 2 SEC title games
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8 years
Shelley Meyer just called Urban in the middle of his press conference. "She told me to bring a gallon of milk home."
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7 years
Dabo beat Urban & Saban in a 10-day period. That’s…quite impressive.
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
9 years
I present to you Tyvis Powell interviewing Cardale Jones.
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
8 years
J.T. Barrett said he watched CFP show by himself. "I was eating some chicken wings."
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
8 years
Officers were on scene in less than a minute, engaged the suspect and ended the threat within a minute. Incredible.
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
7 years
Aaron Craft is on ESPN diving on the floor for loose balls and they’re talking about him solving a Rubik’s cube. Some things never change.
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@TimShoemaker
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7 years
Kaleb Wesson won Mr. Basketball in Ohio for 2017. Kyle Young finished second. Both now coming to Ohio State.
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8 years
The Cavs are celebrating their title by playing beer pong at Delly's house with PBR.
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Tim Shoemaker
6 years
Luginbill: “Have you ever seen an Ohio State team play like this?” Me: “Yeah, like three weeks ago”
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Tim Shoemaker
8 years
Shout out to the NBA for blessing us with Russell Westbrook vs. Kevin Durant the night after Game 7 of the World Series.
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7 years
nice of Steph to hold up three fingers there to remind everyone how many straight Ls he took in the Finals last year.
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7 years
Nobody knew who Marshon Lattimore & Malik Hooker were at this time last year. Now, both are top-15 picks in the NFL Draft. Just crazy.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 months
“I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE MIKE DEWINE IS RIGHT NOW”
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2 years
Ryan Day has no concept of game management lmao
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7 months
Drone flying over a game coached by Harbaugh, you say?
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Tim Shoemaker
5 years
let’s maybe not compare Shea Patterson to Patrick Mahomes
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6 months
Will Howard, who is also bad, will not save Ohio State next year
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4 months
it’s going to be very funny when the first play of Ohio State’s 2024 season is a stretch run into the boundary for 1 yard
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
So perfect.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
Shout out to the Indians for tripling the Browns' season win total in 72 hours.
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
3 years
Spoiler: Ohio State is not well coached
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@TimShoemaker
Tim Shoemaker
9 years
Devin Smith: "All I wanna know is what the hell is wrong with Mark May?"
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Tim Shoemaker
7 months
Michigan’s longest pass yesterday was thrown by a running back and its second-longest run (just 2 yards behind its longest) was by a backup QB on a package it hadn’t shown all year. What did Ohio State do?
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2 years
Ohio State’s corners are gonna get them beat against a good team
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10 years
So, this happened:
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9 years
Cardale Jones confirms he will still live with Tyvis Powell. Biggest news of the day.
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6 months
It’s a freaking scrimmage man just throw the ball
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7 years
Ohio State is here.
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7 years
Genius move by LeBron there to blow Game 3 & then get in foul trouble in Game 4 so Kyrie could get in Finals mode. That guy does it all.
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Tim Shoemaker
8 years
Keyshawn Johnson donning a No. 3 jersey for his nephew Michael Thomas.
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Tim Shoemaker
6 years
Ohio State has outscored Nebraska by a combined score of 118-17 the last two years. I’m sure Urban is horrified
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Sam McKewon
6 years
New Nebraska AD Bill Moos on #Huskers in the #B1G : "You’ve got Urban Meyer and Jim Harbaugh thinking, ‘We better put a little more into that Nebraska game coming up.’ And that's the way we want it. They're running a little bit scared right now." More:
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Tim Shoemaker
8 years
American Hoyer Story
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3 months
Jake Diebler about to finish with more Big Ten wins than Chris Holtmann this season lol
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Tim Shoemaker
8 years
There were 14 former Ohio State players invited to the NFL Combine:
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
Jim Harbaugh: “Good afternoon.” It’s 9:28 a.m.
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7 years
Urban Meyer on reaction after Baron Browning pranked him saying he was going to Alabama: “I threw my phone against the damn wall."
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8 years
College football's most famous pair of roommates.
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6 years
This is gonna end with Urban and Shelley leaving on Bird scooters isn't it?
@BenAxelrod
Ben Axelrod
6 years
Urban and Shelley Meyer’s cars are now being moved — by people who aren’t Urban or Shelley.
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2 years
Ryan Day the most stubborn man in America
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9 years
Urban Meyer says Ohio State now practices a field goal return play. The name? “Bama."
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
Ohio State takes the field for its first practice of the 2017 season.
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Tim Shoemaker
8 years
OSU’s rule to prevent dropping ball before end zone? “Hand the ball to the official & hug a big guy,” J.T. Barrett & Curtis Samuel said.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
In the last two years, Ohio State has had six (!!) defensive backs leave early for the NFL. That’s nuts.
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Tim Shoemaker
9 years
The Senator is in the building: http://t.co/oghL44wHaX
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9 years
Pretty incredible story that after Kosta Karageorge's passing, Ohio State wins national titles in both of his sports: football & wrestling.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 months
thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time
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Santa Ono
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Countless members of the University of Michigan family have reached out to me over the weekend and I wanted to express my appreciation. Like any community, we face our share of challenges and adversity. There have been many such moments in our history. But as our team showed so
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7 years
Newest Cleveland Brown Tyvis Powell here in a Jim Brown jersey.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
Might wanna find a different photo for this story.
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7 years
J.T. Barrett logging on to Twitter tonight like:
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9 years
Coming soon to an 11W store near you: http://t.co/9JLUnhTeLz
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9 years
Joey Bosa on Ezekiel Eliiott: "I think he said what a lot of people were scared to say."
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Tim Shoemaker
6 years
when you log on and see the fired assistant football coach is drinking and tweeting again
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2 years
“a lot of coaches didn’t believe in me”
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7 years
Scoonie Penn is Ohio State basketball’s new director of player development, per release. That is a huge, huge hire.
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7 years
Lmao, I think I got this email in the middle of the third quarter last night.
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9 years
Cardale Jones launches a 74-yard pass:
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Tim Shoemaker
6 years
hearing Justin Fields' family just closed on a house in Dublin. Must credit Tim Shoemaker
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7 months
Day’s best win in five seasons is a playoff win in a Mickey Mouse season. He has one win against Michigan four years ago. What else is there?
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9 years
Just a kid from Akron, Ohio http://t.co/gGLXNZjgrV
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8 years
This quote from Thad Matta on social media in @clubtrillion ’s story is incredible.
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8 years
It’s official: The Big Ten’s third- and fourth-best teams will play for the conference title next weekend in Indianapolis.
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Tim Shoemaker
7 years
Yes, how could a team possibly overcome the loss of a star QB and an early season loss to win the national title?
@ESPNRittenberg
Adam Rittenberg
7 years
Deondre Francois' injury ends FSU's playoff hopes, according to @CFBHeather :
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Dre'Mont Jones on freshman QB Tate Martell: "I don't know how he does it back there being like 5-10 or 5-3 or whatever he is."
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7 years
Mike Weber stat I just came across: He averaged 6.0 yards per carry last season but received 20-plus carries in just 1 of 13 games.
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8 years
All on the road, too.
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Matt Barnes
8 years
Wisconsin, Penn State and Oklahoma are 7-8-9. OSU has played them all. That is one heck of a strength of schedule
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8 years
Sam Hubbard when asked about the basic defense comment: “Yeah, I’m not going to talk about that."
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7 years
Ohio State’s entire 2015 recruiting class — five members, ranked 5th nationally — now has zero players remaining.
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6 years
Good news for Duke fans is that the Yankees open their season this week
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Pete Thamel
7 months
Michigan announces the firing of assistant coach Chris Partridge.
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8 years
J.T. Barrett pumping up the Ohio State WRs.
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8 years
Urban Meyer is 61-5 with just two B1G regular-season losses in five years at Ohio State and has one Big Ten championship. Sports are weird.
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7 years
Ohio State opens its 2017 season eight weeks from today in Bloomington, Indiana.
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6 years
Ohio State hasn’t had a punt returner who could catch since like 2007
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9 years
"I ain't taking this hat off til we get to Dallas." http://t.co/jUxPNLRs8n
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7 years
Malik Hooker, Curtis Samuel & Raekwon McMillan all said they will sit down with their families to discuss future plans.
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8 years
Hard to believe talking shit to the most decorated Olympian of all time didn't work out.
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5 years
who could have possibly predicted this
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6 months
Marv
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8 years
Former Ohio State wide receiver Michael Thomas just caught his first career NFL touchdown, a 3-yard pass from Drew Brees.
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3 years
in like three months, the guy made a million dollars, fleeced Barton for a truck and all he had to do was hand the ball off two times…you simply have to respect it
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6 years
Paul Chryst might literally be the most boring person on the planet which is why him saying “turnover chain my fucking ass” was my favorite thing of 2017.
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Tim Shoemaker
6 years
Sour Patch Kids cost like $16.50 so let's start there.
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Bloomberg
6 years
Movie theaters want to know what it's going to take to get you off the couch.
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7 years
Whose idea it was to have Taylor Swift's new song as the music for college football promos? They should no longer be employed.
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8 years
Nick Bosa and Jake Hausmann, a pair of massive freshmen, have arrived.
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