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@ThermCantRead
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5 months
Folks, my first ever album is now LIVE on Spotify (and other places soon)!!!! It’s called “House Moss,” and it’s 10 songs long. I’ve spent a couple years working on it and I’m super proud of it :) Please go check it out if you have the time and let me know what you think!
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My mom took this picture as a joke but something about the lighting and the background makes it look AI generated
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Wow…I don’t even know what to say. Four million subscribers
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I bought a switch with animal crossing for my mom
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The autogenerated thumbnail for my last stream looks like I’m about to compliment your eyeshadow and then snap your fucking neck
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cvs: when’s your birthday? me: may 11 cvs: ok me: I have it memorized cvs: alright
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2 years
wow
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Baseball fans will cheer for dudes with multiple domestic violence charges but draw the line at pride month
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I’m experiencing a level of joy that I cannot describe
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Having some fun with editing the next upload
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4 months
oh the words I could spell with these…!
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8 months
Are y’all serious lmao I thought this video would bomb
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I'm having trouble understanding how this diagram from my physics textbook is supposed to help me
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I love how easy it is to tell which kids grew up on TikTok
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Wishing a healthy recovery to my favorite baseball player, @Tstory2 ! Love watching you play man, take as much time as you need to get back to the top of your game! I'll be there for your first jack of the season :) attached is a video for additional encouragement
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I don’t know how to play golf but it turns out swinging it like a baseball bat actually kinda works
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My 4 malnourished chia pets watching me order a 5th one
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Back to lazytown I suppose
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George Santos has officially been expelled from Congress.
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When my teacher says to stop talking in class:
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Beyonce: I’ve won more grammys than any female artist! Taylor: I win album of the year every year! Panera: our lemonade kills people
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Everyone’s “wolf cut” this, “wolf cut” that…heh…I guess every cut’s kind of like a wolf cut on me…
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@ThermCantRead
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Might just fuck around and upload a 7 hour video tomorrow
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@ThermCantRead
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IT’S OVER
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Sorority girls will crush three lines of straight coke and then watch bluey
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1 year
Actress Margot Robbie reveals in a new interview that her favorite YouTuber is Therm. “I love watching Therm go to work. I believe he’s one of the best gamers out there and I can’t wait to see what he does next.”
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1 year
He’s 13 today :)
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I want to be in a courtroom and present evidence the way my animal crossing guy holds up a fish
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1 year
Sorry i'm a bit late on this, i'm still super sick but WOW!!! Folks, we are 1/4 of the way to one million subscribers!!! Feels bizarre to even type that out, let alone say it out loud Thanks for everything, hanging out with you folks is so much fun :)
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LMAO
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reasons for why “x” is way more cooler then “twitter”! 1. it is shorter so it is easyer to remember 2. umm ever heard of “x marks the spot”?? it means this app is full of treasures! 3. it sounds like now it is from the future, like how awesome is that!! This website is ass dude
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@ThermCantRead
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You can! Check it out:
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@pjayevans
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I wish you could google what’s that noise outside
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Me when
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I regret to inform you all that I've finally caved and purchased Twitter blue for business reasons :( not being able to dm people who don't follow me practically eliminates my ability to ask artists for commissions, which is like 90% of the reason I use Twitter
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@ThermCantRead
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Half of my streams legitimately sound like this
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BIG Kwebbelkop ai Minecraft update: > Person in the top left is ai > My voice clone is also ai > The commentary script is also written by ai > The gameplay is a Minecraft ai agent playing Minecraft
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I just won $1000 playing Fortnite I had no kills and shot a gun maybe twice
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2 years
soo true xD ROFL
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Congrats to “armadillo” for winning my furry deathmatch bracket tournament earlier today The people have spoken, and I suppose that means I now officially qualify as a furry I’ve had a big morning
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I was 9
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A 23 year old sculpted this. What's your excuse?
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happy hween
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2 years
Does anyone else get immense joy out of watching animated shows made for children because god damn I get so invested
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I had a dream last night that was so funny I woke up laughing and wrote it down so I wouldn’t forget and I did my best to recreate it
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2 years
Remember when y’all made me feel weird for wanting to eat packing peanuts? That was really mean of you guys what the hell
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So often I’ll be editing something and right after I have a thought I say that exact thing in the recording and for a second I’ll be like “wow that crazy” and then realize that we are the same person
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I keep getting pulled aside in public and asked for pictures ever since I made it on National tv. Fame isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be
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@ThermCantRead
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Thank you all so much for 200,000 subscribers!!! So fortunate to get to hang out with you folks every day :)
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Hey man, hope you’re doing well! How was Cancun? Just checking in to see if you wanted to hold me gently and clutch me to your body just as Itzhak Perlman cradles his violin
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This shitty dating game I’m playing with a friend has some of the best dialogue probably ever
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Y’all WHO IS THIS it’s driving me insane like I recognize him but what’s the show called
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1 year
Absolutely gutting reality check today. I cannot get akinator to know who I am no matter how many times I try
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Damn y’all are suckers for the duckers
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happy holi da y
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I love when college professors are like “college kids can be tough, it’s hard to motivate them” when in reality I would probably kill a peer for one of these
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Paper eating health update: do not eat paper
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Hey so I just realized that making tier lists and putting them on Twitter is a super easy way to share my opinions with the world, and also I'm super sick and bored so everyone brace yourselves cause your timeline is about to get obliterated
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Times bananas were red instead of normal color, a 🧵
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2 years
Ok I know this is self-centered but I genuinely thought for a second that the “purple-haired farm boy” plushie was me
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Grow your farm with our Brown and White #StardewValley Chicken Plushes! We’re not saying you should get enough of these plush to make a giant nest out of them, but you totally could do that (purple-haired farm boy not included.) 🐣
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@EverythingOOC
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ppl on Twitter will be like “he’s just a little guy, we need to protect him at all costs🥺” and it’s a dude that looks like this
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My chipotle burrito fell apart in my hands, I’ll be taking some time away from YouTube to grieve, thank you for understanding
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(It’s red, green, blue. That’s what rgb means. It’s just an acronym for the colors in the screen. No sweat man, you know this) Ruth Gader Blinsburg
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I almost just tweeted the letter "k" and nothing else, imagine how CRAZY that would have been
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I love how on the fifth day of Christmas you think this mystery lover is finally done sending you birds just for them to ship you six geese and seven swans
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I was trying to make conversation with a retail worker since I felt awkward so I pointed at a little jewelry holder that looked like a cookie and said “can you eat it? haha” and she just looked at me and said “no.” and then walked away
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first temu ad: this company sucks and I do not like this song second temu ad: Jesus literally no amount of advertising could ever make me want to use this website third temu ad: oh no it’s working!! fourth temu ad: the fucking chiefs are gonna win again fucking christ fuck
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Oh shut up Phil. Where are your sources?? Get real. Oh and I suppose your shadow is magic now? Get real. Come on now. Last time I checked the calendar spring still starts on March 19. And I’m supposed to listen to what…your shadow??? Get real
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Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow today, which means he’s now predicting an early spring.
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When the moon Hits your eye Like a big Truck
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Fondant tastes like if sprinkles were huge and also a blanket
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The firework stand I’m working at has this one firework that just goes “eeeeeEEEEE” and then its head explodes and honestly I couldn’t agree more
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Got a 50% on an exam but I’m only halfway through the year, so maybe by the end it’ll be 100%? I don’t really know how these things work
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@realDonaldTrump
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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Circling back on this to say that this was about paint colors for walls I’m pretty sure
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God I fucking hate grey
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I’ve seen folks doing this and I think it’s a rad idea, give me a number 1-100 and I’ll drop that song from my top 100 playlist
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Me at age ten seeing how long I could hold a really hot rock before the pain was too severe
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That was fun -- I could have kept going!
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Does grimace know that you only get one birthday per year
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Judge: your word is “python” Me: [scoffs] do I have to spell it out for ya?? Judge: this is the third consecutive round you’ve said this
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thank you twitch recap
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The little engine that could is such a joke. “I think I can I think I can!!” Yeah so does everyone else. Idiot. Get real
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Me: and to you I bequeef my hamburger helper You: did you say bequeef Me: yeah it should be in the fridge in the cold cuts drawer
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Thank god biscuit rhymes with risk it! Goodness me. What a relief
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teacher: do yuor homework me: no *now i would do a cool skateboard trick*
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! ❄️❄️❄️ this year’s holiday season made memories brighter than Rudolph’s nose 🔴🦌🌨️ Sending well wishes from my winter wonderland to yours 🎄🎁🕎 #Blessed #RelentlesslyBlessed #BlessedAndGrateful
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Happy holidays folks! Hope you're having a cozy weekend :)
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“I saw a light dancing in her eyes” are you sure that’s not a corneal ulcer? please do some research before speaking next time
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Did he pass
@DiscussingFilm
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‘YOUNG SHELDON’ will end after 7 seasons.
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God I fucking hate grey
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As previously expressed, Ruth gader blinsburg
@XboxGamePassPC
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what’s it stand for? wrong answers only
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There’s something viscerally terrifying about a DoorDash driver sending a picture of your house, they’ll be like “food is here” with this attached
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For those wondering the other 10% is for tomfoolery
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I’m at a barbecue restaurant does anyone want anything
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$1 vs. $1,000,000 human skin
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this shit gonna do numblers
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2 years
can songwriters please stop using fifth-grade-poetry-unit similes, like I’m supposed to hear “hair orange like a carrot” and be impressed
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I don’t measure time by days of the week, I measure it by how close I am to getting my hands on Slime Rancher 2
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Please let me know if you’d like to discuss further details, and I hope you’ll consider a partnership with us. Best wishes, Horses_r_awsome55
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TIER LIST THURSDAY part 2: fast food (updated). I'm 100% ready to defend any of my selections, some of the reasoning is pretty stupid though
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LMAO WHAT
@Yankees
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Statement from the New York Yankees:
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Papa’s Bakeria really convinced me in 2016 that joining the minimum-wage work force was gonna change my life
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Ummm…..probably blowing up 🤣🤣 literally blowing up and dying 🤣🤣
@PicturesFoIder
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wyd in this situation?
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CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!! I've wanted to do this for a while, and I'm super excited! If you're even remotely interested, check out the most recent upload on my channel!
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