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@TheUPSStore
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#NintendoLabo inspired us to be more creative with cardboard. And since we’re such experts at packing things in boxes, well...
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{\__/} ( • . •) / > 🎳 u want this packaged? {\__/} ( • - •) 🎳 < \ we’re way ahead of you. {\__/} ( • . •) / > 📦
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Small businesses make up a sizable percentage of our economy and an even sizablier percentage of our hearts. #SmallBizSalute
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@NFL_Memes And yet Karl remains unfazed. The man is a true professional.
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@TheUPSStore
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So @cavs , how much packing tape do you need to fix a city’s broken heart a second time?
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Hey @IHOb , so if you’re moving on, can we be the Intercontinental Home Of Packages now?
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It’s Cyber Monday or as we like to think of it, Call-In-Sick-Because-You-Still-Have-So-Many-Leftovers-And-Want-A-Longer-Vacation-And-The-Deals-Online-Are-Especially-Deally-So-You-Might-As-Well-Buy-One-Of-Everything-And-Throw-Yourself-The-Best-Ever-Christmas-In-November-Monday.
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If you wrote someone an e-mail and instead of hitting send, you shipped your whole laptop for them to read—well, that would be funny.
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@TheUPSStore
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Post Malone’s full name is Postage Malone. Don’t look that up.
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@TheUPSStore
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Fax machines once existed. They still do. Don’t believe us. Come on in. We’ll prove it.
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Think your teen may be sneaking out at night? Replace your door mats with bubble wrap.
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Our doors are open today. Well, we mean unlocked. You’ll have to open them yourself. Unless someone exiting at the same time you’re entering holds it for you. The point is, we’re open on Black Friday.
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If tape stops being sticky, can you just tape more tape to it? Asking for a friend.
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Unpacked thoughts on THE LAST JEDI: - Rey could’ve shipped that lightsaber - Porg business cards are also adorably tiny - Smart to hide the First Order plans in a secure mailbox - Chills when they made a copy of Solo - Impressed by all the freight packed into the new AT-ATs
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Boxes that hold other boxes are the real unsung heroes.
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Hug an SBO today. They’re real nice and probably smell like entrepreneurship. #SmallBizSalute
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We’ll take your business whether you’re in business formal, business casual, or business jammies.
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We’re hearing rumors that our favorite paper supplier is coming back. @johnkrasinski @jennafischer
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@TheUPSStore
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Secrets won’t shred themselves.
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Some people pronounce it envelope. Others say envelope.
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We are giving gifts away on Twitter at 11am EST every day this week! Just some nifty giftys we found in the ol’ internet closet. Follow us and turn on notifications for your chance to win. See rules here:
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. @KingJames We got your back, and we’ll help you pack.
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@TheUPSStore
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Make spirits bright with custom cards and calendars. Get every ing for the holidays, all in one place:
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Bees are nature's thumbtacks.
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You can print offline. It’s called writing.
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Want help finding important documents? Release a cat into your office - they will always sit on the thing you need the most.
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We're packing experts, and yeah, we just changed the tailgating game forever
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Paperclips are just staples with a fear of commitment.
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We like it when young people visit us. You too old young people.
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We’ll take packages, parcels, boxes, coconuts, unicycles, your car, mini cribs, full size cribs, life size ice sculptures, annnd envelopes.
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@TheUPSStore
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Never judge a book by its cover, but do judge a business card by its matte finishing.
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For the last time: we don’t hire cats because they’d just push your mail off the counter. It’s unprofessional.
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@TheUPSStore
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Want to win fun holiday gifts while playing a live guessing game? Of course you do! That's what 5 Days of Giftmas is all about. What gift would you like to get this holiday season?
A hug from grandma
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A new grill
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@TheUPSStore
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When you transport by car, it’s a shipment, but when you transport by ship, it’s cargo. Nice try, words.
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About to drop the hottest mixed tapes of all time out here.
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We like to think those who shipped their clubs with us have an edge. #PGAChamp
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Nobody loses in a bubble wrap popping competition.
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@TheUPSStore
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With scannable QR codes, you can give customers access to contactless digital menus. Print yours today:
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@TheUPSStore
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ never take cardboard for granted ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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@TheUPSStore
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Are you ready for Tax Day? Get your documents ready with 30% off printing at The UPS Store.
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@TheUPSStore
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Forwarding mail is a bit more complicated than forwarding e-mail. But we do it.
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@TheUPSStore
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Today’s tweet wanted to be a real message in a mailbox. 😭
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@TheUPSStore
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not a cellphone in sight. just people living in the moment.
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If we could give you candy every time you liked a tweet, we wouldn’t. All that candy adds up, and we’re not a candy store.
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lol 2017. You’re done.
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@TheUPSStore
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You could use more time to run your business. Let us safely receive your mail and online orders with a business mailbox.
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When a mommy 3D printer and a daddy 3D printer love each other very much, they realize it’s unnecessary because they can each 3D print their own offspring.
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If we're all increasingly becoming paperless, how did crease find its way into increasingly.
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@TheUPSStore
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Single-use menus give customers peace of mind without sacrificing on presentation. Get yours custom printed today:
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Do markers dress up as highlighters for Halloween?
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Santa thinks he’s all that but he only delivers one day a year?
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Yeah, paper cuts hurt, but how many times have you thoughtlessly ripped paper?
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We’re experts in copying. We’re experts in copying.
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You can track a package but you can’t track a magical reindeer.
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@TheUPSStore
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It’s your moment – but you need someone else to notarize it. Don’t worry, that’s just one more ing we can help with.
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Celebrate local small businesses by telling us about your fav #smallbiz . Show your appreciation w/ #SmallBizSalute .
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@TheUPSStore
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. @Balenciaga ’s new T-Shirt Shirt is really outside the box. But our new T-Shirt Box IS a box.
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Faxing is a great service. It lets us pound that x key every time we tweet about it.
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We have fax machines and 3D printers because we’re not sure what year it is.
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@TheUPSStore
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Some solid advice came from our panel of small biz experts. Watch #SmallBizChallenge : The Roundtable Discussion now to learn even more:
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A sleeping bag is technically an envelope.
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Using a paper shredder is the best revenge for getting a paper cut.
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@TheUPSStore
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@_LL_Cool_T_ @RawBeautyKristi That's what we 're here for!
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@TheUPSStore
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We’ll pack and ship all your holiday cheer to loved ones near and far. Get every ing for the holidays, all in one place:
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Great advice from @davedelaney at #SmallBizSalute #Nashville : have a clear CTA!
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Our franchisees welcoming small business owners to our Houston #SmallBizSalute event!
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@TheUPSStore
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If you have nothing to shred, you’re living a pretty boring life. Pick up some secrets. We’ll keep the shredder hot.
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Don’t be mean to your home printers. It’s not their fault they can’t handle multiple sizes, weights, and colors.
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Better shredded than sorry. Shredding old docs is an easy way to protect yourself and keep your info secure.
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Telling little post-it notes they might someday be posters if they study hard and take their vitamins is only a part of what we do here.
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Would you believe it if we told you we now ship to the moon? No, you shouldn’t believe that. That news would be bigger than a tweet.
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. @Browns fans before the game last night vs. @Browns fans at work today #Browns #Believeland
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@TheUPSStore
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Boxes are for:
Building forts
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Yes, a printer can jam, but can it peanut butter?
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@TheUPSStore
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So much love for their craft and their city! A pleasure meeting the masterminds behind #KansasCity 's @nrmlhmn ! #SmallBizSalute
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Returning that gift that didn’t quite make you sing fa-la-la-la-la? We can help with that.
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Much like bumble bees, all fax machines have a slightly different hum.
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Need to hide all the stuff you bought on #CyberMonday from judgmental family members? Rent a mailbox! We can keep a secret.
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It’s the last gift giveaway on Twitter for the year. Then we’re cleaning up shop, so get ta guessing.
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@TheUPSStore
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Thank you to our 4,895 stores staying open for their communities when they need it the most.
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@TheUPSStore
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Here’s an abridged list of actual things we’ve shipped over the years:
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Delivered a #SmallBizSalute to @shaktipoweryoga , a great studio owned by this dynamic duo! #sisters #Nashville
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@TheUPSStore
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Still finishing your holiday shopping? Get your gifts packed, shipped, & guaranteed by these dates to make sure it’s in Santa’s sleigh. 🎄
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We had a blast honoring the @ToysForTots_USA Literacy Program in the 128th #RoseParade ! What do you think of our award winning float?! 🌹📚🎉
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@TheUPSStore
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Why is the plural of box, boxes, but the plural of sock not sockes?
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How do you show appreciation for your favorite small businesses? Tell us about them with #SmallBizSalute .
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We really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love to pop bubble wrap.
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The early bird gets presents wrapped and shipped well before the holidays. Both an example for us and a relief for the early worm.
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Some holiday packages arrive by sleigh. We’re here to help with all the other ones. Find a location:
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We want to know, how do you tape up a box?
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Where is spiral bound?
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F is for freight, flyer, fax, form, foam, and for realzies.
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ATTN, small biz owners! Think you can pitch your business in 1 tweet? Give it a shot by tweeting w/ #PitchIn140
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@TheUPSStore
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We had a great day in Seattle celebrating #smallbusinesses . Where to next? Follow along w/ #SmallBizSalute
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Thanks to all who helped us champion America's hustlers & go-getters! It's never too late to give a #SmallBizSalute .
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Fax or it didn’t happen.
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Inspiration always starts somewhere. Where does yours come from? Tell us with #ViaStories . http://t.co/neyltSCBBv
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Shipping art is itself an artform.
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