Honestly Iโm sorry to everyone but life is happening too fast to me, itโs extremely hard to keep up with everything and everyone else. Iโm sorry.
Iโm a simple Igbo woman. Wherever I see Chidinma or Nmesoma, I ensure I make the correction on the document if I have the privilege to ๐. My language will not be misspelt under my watch ๐
I advised my cleaner to go and fix her ATM issues so I can stop sending her wages to her husbandโs account so she can save and have some control over her hard earned money.
He told her not to come again ๐ญ๐ญ
I actually could talk to my girl for 24hrs straight if I could
Like, I know I love her with everything in me, but I also just really like her as a human being
Sheโs great people, for real!
I really, really thoroughly ENJOY her company.
Extremely emotional today and I donโt have the words to describe what Iโm feeling in my heart but if you come across this post, just say a prayer of appreciation to God on my behalf for my miracle in human form.
Happy first birthday to my entire world โค๏ธ
Today is a good day to remind Nigerians that a traditional marriage is not an engagement, itโs actual marriage.
If you place white wedding above traditional marriage, you need to sit and think about why you do that.
The only thing that is above both is a court marriage.
@DoreenGLM
@_FemGod
Iโm sure she didnโt even lose it. She just didnโt want our girl to have it and thatโs even more annoying.
She was away in Canada doing God knows what and our girl was working hard for perfect attendance only to have her pencil stolen.
Omo I remember when โkukereโ was really hot after a few months
@burnaboy
dropped โLike to partyโ fear catch me, na so I enter studio record โ Ur Waistโ Lol rest is history.
Whoever made this Yoruba version of Baby Shark is sick ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ God Nigerians wonโt kill me.
โMama Agba shark doo doo doo dooโ
I really dislike people who always ask me to โdashโ them stuff whenever they see me.
Dash me this wig, dash me this slippers, dash me this bag every single time you see me wth?
Do you know how Iโm managing myself?
Donโt let anybody use โwhen I become rich, I will spoil youโ to deceive you oo, donโt go and be suffering for nothing.
When they tell you this, tell them to show workings with the little they have atm.
Stinginess does not disappear with the acquisition of wealth.
I swear to God, there is nobody on this planet that you should continue to โchaseโ after theyโve told you no, no matter how โout of this worldโ you think they are.
I was so triggered anytime people here would say Covid 19 isnโt real because I was busy fighting it.
How can something that is kicking my ass not be real? ๐ญ๐คฃ
My Uber driver today told me how he wanted to join the protest because SARS killed his younger brother, 3 days after he turned 18 in 2006.
They didnโt just start brutalizing and killing people; they didnโt just start hurting the loved ones of these people!
#SARSMUSTEND
@Sandraessor
You donโt start with swallow nowwww ๐คฃ youโll start with an appetizer like pepper soup then youโll eat your pasta and rice then youโll eat fruit salad to digest everything youโve eaten while reading a book or catching up with people in preparation for swallow
Iโm buying work clothes and shoes but I donโt have a job yet. Idk this conviction I have to just buy them but whatever youโre saying to me lord, Iโm listening.
You people need to start doing the work youโre paid to do not aproko coz you think youโre better than others.
What kind of audacity is in you to change someoneโs government name on their document because you feel they spelt it wrong?
If youโre a very sexual person who can only enjoy sexual pleasures where emotions are involved, my heart goes out to you.
Itโs never an easy thing. ๐
2020 is for forcing people to respect women if the market march didnโt teach.
Happily stabbed an idiot in his palm with my car key for attempting to touch my breast at Ikeja under bridge this mornings especially after he already pulled my hair and I warned him.
Yeah so I want everyone of you that sees this tweet to congratulate me.
Donโt worry about the why, if you see this tweet, pls congratulate me! โค๏ธ
You have to unlearn so many toxic and even seemingly acceptable or normal behaviors if you want to keep relationships with others (romantic, friendship, work, etc).
If you canโt do a self appraisal from time to time, youโre not ready.
One time I boarded a BRT from Marina home. I had bought some yam pottage to eat on the journey oo.
Normally, I never ask people to join me so when I asked the passenger next to me, I didnโt expect him to act on it.
This man ate my pottage and the only piece of meat in it. ๐ญ
A couple of us were arrested and charged to court for moving on sanitation day.
Thatโs how they called one of us to the stand and manโs explanation was that he had just been released from prison and didnโt even know what day of the week it was.
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Iโve been up and caring for my child 2 days after 2 major surgeries combined as one.
Most people get 6 weeks rest after CS, I got 2 days and Iโm doing it without help so donโt come and say rubbish on my tweet to make yourself feel like mother of the year.
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Idk how it happened but I no longer battle anxiety. After 3 years, I can say I no longer deal with that thief of joy.
Idk how it happened but Iโm so grateful and happy. ๐ฉ