CJ Kaltenbach @TheSeigeDFS Twitter profile

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

11 days

Suddenly Bill Belicheck asking for full control in Atlanta doesn’t look so bad does it Falcons fans?

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

4 years

Had 2 important goals for 2020 and keeping them to myself didn’t work so gonna share them: 1) Lose 75 lbs 2) Cut alcohol consumption by at least 75% I know for most people this tweet will be weird but hopefully it gives me motivation to do it

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CJ Kaltenbach

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5 years

Don't hit women. Don't hit kids. Don't hit anyone. Why is this so fucking hard?

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2 years

@stoolpresidente Will probably return to this once he loses in the playoff:

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4 years

Not too bad for a “retired” DFS player; the haters hate to see it!

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6 years

Personal Announcement:

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4 months

@JoshNorris Amon-Ra St. Brown in the 5th round still major crime anyone on Twitter knew at the time

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CJ Kaltenbach

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1 year

Yup saw this one coming...

Freezing Cold Takes

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@BillSimmons “See ya in two months at USA camp, rest up old man!”

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1 year

@BarstoolBigCat Who gets the bye will be new 4 vs 5 convo, 8 vs 9 for home field and 12 v 13 for final spot 3x the convos

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CJ Kaltenbach

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7 years

Barring any stat corrections finally on the NFL Q board:

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Personal Announcement: Ready to get to work @ArbourPro !

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5 years

If Ramsay goes to the Chiefs can we cancel regular season and have Pats and Chiefs play a best of 7

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6 years

- No O-Line - No Running Game - Has Terrible OC that wants to run too much - No Proven TE - Best WR says he’s gonna be 80-85% all year Why is no one talking about Seattle being one of the worst teams in football?

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CJ Kaltenbach

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2 years

I know almost no one cares but just had biggest darts win of my career beating a top 5 player in the state I’m so pumped had to post it somewhere

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CJ Kaltenbach

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2 years

It’s amazing that Spotify removed 71 episodes of the @joerogan experience because the White House ordered them to… this should be alarming to anyone who believes in freedom I’ve never listened to the show but this isn’t how a free country acts

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2 years

Kirby too afraid to go to JT Daniels is exactly why he will always lose to Saban

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5 years

Takes me 22 hours to get to Newark and then this is my Lyft Car...

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5 years

Can't take life for granted... you never know when it's your time RIP Tyler Skaggs

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7 years

Don't wanna be here

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3 years

@MikeClayNFL Resting for playoffs is way different than resting for golf course

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4 years

Some Personal News:

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Merry Christmas everyone, super grateful for family, friends, and most importantly that Anthony Davis isn't on the Christmas slate

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CJ Kaltenbach

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4 years

What is something that 99% of the world knew that you only recently found out/discovered? For me, it was that the arrow on the gas gauge tells you what side of the car the gas tank is on

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

I have more Quincy Acy than any one persons should roster in their entire DFS career #YOLO

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

I will say for all the crap he gets for not doing anything or doing the wrong thing, the fact the media doesn’t even cover this for 30 seconds is why the right gets mad at biased media, he’s right this time

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

Do you think the three UCLA Basketball Players will say thank you President Trump? They were headed for 10 years in jail!

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5 years

@jphanned i mean he is an expert in seeing bad shots

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Always feels great getting the first live final seat of the year!!! #TournamentTactics

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CJ Kaltenbach

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4 years

For all the things Adam Silver has gotten right, he got this one wrong... these games should have been cancelled, from Chandler to Kyrie to Doc... this is torture we shouldn't put anyone through

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CJ Kaltenbach

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4 years

In 1st place on Fanduel in the milly after the late games #blessed

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CJ Kaltenbach

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4 years

Lol @Delta , I volunteer to be bumped when you need 8 seats, end up not needing me after some no shows which is fine, but then the flight attendant tells me I can’t have my assigned first class aisle seat that I paid for! What the hell is!?!?! Told me I wouldn’t lose my seat!

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Reminder I'm rostering Fournette for first time all year, so if it goes wrong feel free to blame me

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7 years

Not throwing it to Julio vs Dolphins gets you this result

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CJ Kaltenbach

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3 years

Having a night with no sports during a pandemic should be outlawed imo

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CJ Kaltenbach

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7 years

Might have gotten mocked by @dan_back and @CalSpears for playing NBA tonight but was worth it

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6 years

That Cavs/Lakers trade great reminder how badly Boston robbed Cleveland this summer

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4 years

Presidential Candidate that promises no more NFC East teams in primetime gets my vote

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CJ Kaltenbach

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5 months

What is a dream start for shot at 1 million Alex?

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CJ Kaltenbach

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7 years

Not sure there has been a more WTF NFL week in DFS era

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CJ Kaltenbach

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2 years

How have the Royals not fired their pitching coach yet... found a way to ruin all four of their top level pitching prospects in 18 months?

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CJ Kaltenbach

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5 years

@BarstoolBigCat sharp play by Yelich to have "back issues" to save the embarrassment of this loss

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Imagine somehow running Fanduel worse than the prior owners... giving out live final seats to sponsors is a complete joke and a mockery of the industry

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6 years

DFS NBA is getting stupid

FantasyLabs NBA

@FantasyLabsNBA

6 years

Draymond Green (shoulder) ruled out Monday.

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

7 years

My Week 9 analysis after Zeke reinstated again:

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

3 years

Everyone gonna mock Kyrie and talk about retirement but the regulation causing all this is pretty stupid and has nothing to do with health and safety, it’s just trying to force people into the vaccine

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

6 years

Can't go 8-8 if there are only 12 games on the schedule!

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@GainesTweets

6 years

SOURCES: UCLA has had internal discussions regarding former @RamsNFL head coach Jeff Fisher. #UCLA #Rams #NCAA

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Btw NBA League Pass has a free trial til the 21st #FYI

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CJ Kaltenbach

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7 years

The only thing that strikes out more than Scherzer, is when I'm at a bar

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CJ Kaltenbach

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3 years

Answer The Call:

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

5 years

Dear James Harden, I know you've been trying, but can you please punish the 81% of people who didn't play you despite playing 38-42 min a game taking 30+ shots and being a 1.9 FPPM player with no CP3 all cause you hit your floor the last 2 games. Thanks, Harden Truthers

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

You know your mom is a real DFS player when she gets mad about 2nd place and asks to leave to go get dinner #ProudSon

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

5 years

Analysts: Saquon is RB #1 because he’s gonna get all the work cause the team has no weapons Same Analysts: Joe Mixon is done for because the Bengals have no weapons

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CJ Kaltenbach

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4 years

The Simple Plan to Save MLB 2020 Season 1) Push back end of regular season 3 weeks, leave dates open for rescheduling games 2) Institute days off between every series to allow for proper cleaning of visiting locker rooms 3) Move Playoffs to a bubble environment

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@TheSeigeDFS

5 years

At a bachelor party and stripper just said omg, you’re the nice regular from chili’s... In case Pat didn’t kill me I’m dead now

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CJ Kaltenbach

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3 years

@SkySportsF1 Guy wrecked Albon twice in last 2 seasons and Verstappen today but sure it’s Verstappen whose being too aggressive... maybe if Stewards actually gave him real penalties he’d learn

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CJ Kaltenbach

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2 years

Baseball SZN!!! @FantasyGuruSite @Jeff_Mans

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CJ Kaltenbach

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7 years

my fantasy lineups suck but good to see exciting football is back

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

Sports are Awesome.. come at me if you disagree

Ball Don’t Lie

@Balldontlie

6 years

Last year, Joe Ingles gave a legally blind young fan the gift of sight via special eSight eyewear. Tonight, Landon Carter is at his first Jazz game with his new eyewear! (via @NBA )

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7 years

In response to DK removing the Sunday Night football game from the main slate the Morning Grind football pod will be using Fanduel pricing

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7 years

Any STL locals who have a Jimmy Butler lineup can come to Bobby Place on Hampton for a free beer #Tilt

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CJ Kaltenbach

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4 years

All the time and money NASCAR has put into car safety on full display here, here's to hoping they keep doing it because today it saved a father of 2 little girls life.

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5 years

Normal football is gonna suck to watch after this

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I don't want it to end

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6 years

In all seriousness I do want to apologize to everyone who dared download that podcast, was pathetic so offer coming soon

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4 years

Lots of amazing things about this FanDuel thing, but someone has won a million dollars and will go to work tomorrow morning and have no idea at all

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4 years

If only there had been a long period of time without sports for @FanDuel to do its site updates during

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7 years

Trusting the Devil is smarter than trusting KCP

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6 years

I really can't believe Jay Feely had to apologize for that picture... the kid is doing his best hold back laughing, but he's clearly enjoying it... good grief PC culture

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CJ Kaltenbach

@TheSeigeDFS

4 years

Pretty pathetic that the players are having to step up cause vast majority of the owners are too cheap to do anything Props to Zion for filling the gap

Will Guillory

@WillGuillory

4 years

Zion Williamson just posted this message on his Instagram. He says he's covering the salaries for all Smoothie King Center workers for the next 30 days.

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

For those of you who need a Morning Grind replacement because a certain host was absolutely pathetic (me), my Tactics video slate preview is going live and you can watch FREE here:

Monday 11/13 NBA Preview

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CJ Kaltenbach

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6 years

After watching that CNN “conversation” the last 2 hours I learned that all those people wanted all guns banned That’s not even possible, so can we spend time on solutions that actually are practical instead of scoring political points

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6 years

Jason Garrett: I’m the worst coach Jay Gruden: Hold my beer

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7 years

I've only had 3 beers why is Derek Anderson on my TV

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7 years

CJ Miles is bringing shame upon CJ's everywhere

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3 years

If this tweet gets 300 likes I’ll make @ScottBarrettDFB tweet the hottest take I’ve ever seen

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6 years

Appreciate all the kind words today, means a ton.

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4 years

So this is the part where Drew Brees is traded to the Pats for a 6th round pick right?

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8 months

@DaveKluge i know you dug yourself into this grave this morning but lets see how much they pay Hunt before this is the case... could easily be Ford at min solid enough backup to not pay Hunt his asking price

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7 years

Colby Fleener support group meeting right now, BYOB

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6 years

116k people are watching a Lithuanian exhibition game at 240pm on a Tuesday... say what you want about Lavar but he's a marketing genius

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7 years

Want to thank men/women who are not home with families this Thanksgiving cause they are defending freedoms I am thankful for every day

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9 months

🚨Announcement🚨

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4 years

Between prayers for Dak + Fanduel's incompetence, we've had unity on DFS Twitter unseen since 2017 overlay days

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5 years

Fight Statement:

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4 years

Narrator: He finished with 20 rushing yards

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6 years

NBA All Star game should be Warriors vs rest of the league

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3 years

This... such this... biggest problem NBA needs to solve

Mark Medina

@MarkG_Medina

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Vanessa Bryant recalled asking Kobe why he often refused to sit game: "I remember him asking, 'What about the fans that saved up to watch me play just once?'"

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6 years

AB, Julio and AJ combining for 1 TD was not optimal

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7 years

This slate is what we deserve for not fading the 3 game slate like any rational person would have done

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7 years

Hope this election is the final straw America needs to remember that primaries matter, we should have better options than this

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6 years

Celtics: No one can shoot worse from 3 than we did in a game 7!!! Rockets: Hold my beer

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3 years

GET A GRIP WORLD GOOD LORD... it's a damn leprechaun they aren't even real

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Notre Dame leprechaun considered offensive, according to survey

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6 years

Christian McCaffrey has more DK points this season than Leonard Fournette *ducks*

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6 years

When are people gonna blame Ty Lue for not calling timeout?

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4 years

Really can't believe @FanDuel never figured out live scoring today... so bad

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4 years

Also to the haters ;)

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3 years

People starting to see why Nagy wanted to start Dalton for a bit?

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6 years

If you have a tough moment in your life don’t be afraid to share... as someone who tries to keep it all in I can tell you it doesn’t work... be strong, talk to your friends, they’ll understand and be there for you

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7 years

Seattle’s playcalling as smart as me rostering tons of Reed on a wet slippery field

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7 years

There are calls and then there are how confident @SharpFootball was on Zeke Elliott calls

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