ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph Twitter profile

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

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one time i met this guy’s parents and his dad looked at me then looked at his son and then drank heavily for the rest of the evening

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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the us desperately needs the always-on camera shutter sound law that japan has

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@TheyFwRon

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i just saw a pregnant asian for the first time

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been HIRED by Blizzard following his recent allegations and comments towards women.

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well god damn lol

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

because i don’t think i’m ready for anything long term yet since the passing of my wife, but thank you for mean and unnecessary message!

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Have GOT to stop getting on hinge after a drink

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

this picture keeps me up at night sometimes

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

5 months

that one porn bot after i tweet out “0 likes and i kill myself”

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

6 months

uses “men” and “women” = normal uses “men” and “females” = misogynist/incel uses “males” and “women” = terf/femcel uses “males” and “females” = socially awkward/stem major

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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same sex marriage wasn’t fully legal in the united states until 2015

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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sunnyv2: chris is selfish for not thinking about how being transgender is a nightmare for mr. beast’s career. mr. beast:

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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twitter conversation irl

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

that is a husky this is a wolf

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@Cobratate

1 year

First time seeing my wolf in 6 months. Was in dubai then jail. Heard he’s acting up. Let’s see how brave he is around the top G. A little love and I’m sure he will be fine ❤️

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

4 months

so happy this was on the psp because i couldn’t imagine having to explain this to anyone who happened to walk in on me playing this

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I've always loved this image bc its literally real

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

10 months

i’ve never seen a single soul praise big mouth

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 months

yeah i think i will blame you actually

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

“all she did was tell her bf to kill himself” she helped him plan out his suicide, egged him on when he momentarily gave up on killing himself when he got out of the car, and then heard him dying over the phone and did nothing to help him or call 911 she’s fucking evil

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@TheRocketRalph

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 month

haha you totally owned them by saying you are a pedophile haha you should show this to your parents to see how proud they are of the son they raised

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

11 months

only one person said “we’re coming for your children” and it’s the guy behind the camera literally everyone else is chanting “we’re not going shopping” any queer person blaming “white queers” needs to genuinely open their fucking ears

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

10 months

you fucking thief

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We’ve had tremendous interest in the new ads revenue sharing program from creators around the world. Creators who are eligible will automatically be able to start receiving ads revenue upon launch — all you need to do is set up payouts and you'll be good to go! Ads revenue

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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i will not be gaslit into thinking this rant was anything but cringe

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@NewsM101

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How It Started vs How It's Going

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

i’ll preface this with saying that no one is owed sex however if i was in a relationship with someone for 3 months and they still didn’t want to have sex with me, i would leave that relationship

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@liaaposting

1 year

Redditors when they learn there's more to a relationship than sex and they're not owed it

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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i’ve always found it interesting that transphobes will shout “think of the children” and then hoot and holler and celebrate when those same children kill themselves

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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oh my god

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

this is what she would have wanted

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼

@DrewPavlou

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I really hate Tom Cotton but this is still Hasan threatening to kill a sitting US Senator

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@TheRocketRalph

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i’m getting to the bottom of this

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

the funniest part about this is that patrick bateman was the loser in his friend group too

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

5 months

if you go to get your pet a chiropractic adjustment, you deserve to have it taken away from you

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

@ValidLs do you earnestly believe that you are making it to heaven

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

5 months

crying at the thought of someone going to get their haircut and saying “no” when asked if they can be touched by the stylist

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

@megantheevalium

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what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

why would garfield say this

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 months

like this is genuinely hilarious

ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 months

every now and then i will go on the adultery subreddit and watch people go from high-fiving each other and gloating about cheating on their partners to full meltdown mode after their partners inevitably find out it’s so magnificently awful

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

@Fembybass hotter take: don’t be mean to strangers!

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

my argument for why i think biden should be re-elected:

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 month

honestly, i don’t see how anyone can find this to be unreasonable unless you like to take creepshots yourself

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

people are calling this “reddit sexuality” i’m crying

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@TheRocketRalph

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@sshadyh having shutter sound always on isn’t outlawing taking pictures in public

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 months

his mom and sister really liked me though

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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did everyone just switch sides on this game

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@TheRocketRalph

1 year

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@Teslaconomics

1 year

This is how I move around parking lot.. you don’t? $TSLA

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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i’m sure all of the people dunking on this guy that are afraid to look people in the eye are totally owning their stubborn problematic old relatives in eloquent debate and totally not just arguing with the power-fantasized version of their relatives inside their heads

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@AliWoodsGigs

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When you’re the wokest one in your family

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 months

every now and then i will go on the adultery subreddit and watch people go from high-fiving each other and gloating about cheating on their partners to full meltdown mode after their partners inevitably find out it’s so magnificently awful

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

11 months

why was darwin being such a hater here 😭

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

apparently this is the same guy

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

also before some intellectual heavyweight chimes in about the coffee lawsuit, that was able to cause third degree burns and i’ll ask again, is it reasonable for coffee to be served at a temperature that can cause a third degree burn

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@TheRocketRalph

1 year

@StellaVindicta chris uses any

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

i’m convinced those people have never seen a wolf because they are fucking massive

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

2 years

the mental image of tom cruise checking bushes to watch people secretly masturbating is so tom cruise imo

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

you zoomers are genuinely so fucking braindead and illiterate if you are unhappy in a relationship, you are allowed to voice your concerns and leave it if your partner is unwilling to compromise with you

COWBOY SNES

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

6 months

can’t wait to hear him recreate this in theaters

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@DiscussingFilm

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Chris Pratt shares that he is back in the recording booth for ‘GARFIELD’.

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@TheRocketRalph

1 year

“why didn’t the mother immediately help her daughter” well if you read the article, it’s probably because she was driving and needed somewhere safe to pull over and check on her daughter. literally every victim-blamey question can be answered by simply reading the article.

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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also, look at the recent shit that’s been happening with target and bud light are you seriously telling me that conservatives accept us? lmfao

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

reality show called “secret hitler” where 30 leftists are put in a house together and are told that there is a secret nazi among them and they have to vote someone out each episode to find out who it is with the twist being there is no nazi

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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yeah i think i will blame someone who has a unique pattern of riling up her followers about an establishment and then bomb threats being made towards those same establishments not a bad idea, come to think of it

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1 year

i see porn addicts are still seething about this

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@TheRocketRalph

6 months

i did not consider every possibility

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

1 year

@Eutr0Phy point where i “demand sex within a time limit of 3 months as an ultimatum” it’s kinda telling of your literacy if that’s the conclusion you came to

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

@TheRocketRalph

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she was badgering him for months to kill himself even when he suggested getting help this isn’t just an instance of “kid saying something mean to another kid”

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@TheRocketRalph

1 year

do the religious people celebrating this in the replies genuinely believe they’re going to heaven so long as they say “i’m vewy sowwy god” on sunday

New York Post

@nypost

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Trans flight attendant famed for airline ad dies by suicide: ‘Sorry I could not be stronger’

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@TheRocketRalph

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here’s another one

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@TheRocketRalph

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@imnotgoob maybe his son shouldn’t have been 5’4” and half my bodyweight smh

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@TheRocketRalph

1 year

a chicken nugget should not be able to cause this after two minutes

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@Acyutendra

1 year

>pressed between a seat belt and human flesh for more than two minutes In this case yeah

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truuue

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that would be so based

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@TheRocketRalph

1 year

@BearScareBeauty it was a single nugget that fell out of her happy meal box and onto her leg

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@TheRocketRalph

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@JediNabber lmao he mad while the other guy walked away smiling

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@TheRocketRalph

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that’s crazy anyway here’s the entire main cast at a pride parade

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ralph 🏳️‍🌈

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100 gecs has this magical ability where instead of people disliking them in a normal way, it’s always for the most boomer reasons: - too loud - kids these days don’t put out good media - i don’t understand this and i’m mad - it’s just a bunch of noise

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Imagine being 70 years old, searching up a band because your favorite news anchor recommended them and this is the first thing you see

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@stareivia i don’t see why, it’s not like i could get his son pregnant no matter how many times i tried

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@moyumommy that one recent video of that guy getting caught trying to take upskirt shots at target comes to mind

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@TheRocketRalph

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btw if you’re wondering what r/cakeeater is, it’s like r/adultery, but they have everything they could ever want in their current relationship and everything is going well they just want to cheat on their partner because they can

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conservative parents will be like “i pushed my child to suicide, how could the left do this”

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My daughter, about two years ago, was using a chest binder. We didn't know about it. She was using a male name at school, we didn't know about it. When she began cutting and hiding out in her room more, we were concerned. When we finally confronted her, she was on the edge of

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one of the most dogshit videos i’ve ever seen btw

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@bloodberry_tart i’m just imagining the insanity of a 25 year old being arrested for statutory rape for having sex with a 22 year old

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why is every quote tweet from a private account 🤨

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it’s unironically hilarious that a trend with the sole purpose of engagement for twitter artists was killed because other twitter artists found it to be annoying engagement bait, despite engagement being something art twitter regularly complains about it’s kind of poetic

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@JUNlPER how do they always manage to pick the one that was openly anti-war and was killed by friendly fire

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@yandhiisntreal i mean he wasn’t exactly subtle in the past

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it probably didn’t help that i mogged the dad with my chest

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really makes you think

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trying to post through the cope won’t change that you inspired a mass murderer

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america is back baby

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no seriously, who is the target audience for that show

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JACK JONSON (comms closed)

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@TheRocketRalph Ugly ass dog

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like you’re self aware enough to know this happens too you call yourself a stochastic terrorist so yes, blaming you is pretty fair

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the quotes thinking this child deserved to be beat to death for *check notes* pouring water on someone are not making it to heaven a 3 on one beating isn’t self defense like some of these ghouls are claiming

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She did not know these girls. There was no history of them bullying her. Their entire narrative is falling apart.

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@TheChodeMonster @ValidLs i’m not the one celebrating and doing victory laps over a 16 year old dying

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