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Witty’s Wordsmiths

@TheRealHareBear

3 years

I’m vaccinated vs. I’m immunized

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Witty’s Wordsmiths

@TheRealHareBear

3 years

“So it was on the 11th hole, Parkland Golf & Country Club, Devils Isle, @MichaelRyanRuiz takes out his driver, hits it 132 yards and is 11 inches from the cup. Greatest shot I’ve ever seen. I mean some of the greatest golfers in the game would have been scared of that shot.”

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Life, liberty and @LeBatardShow mentioning he visited A-Rod’s house when he was in HS every time A-Rod is brought up. A little Stugotz in everyone, Dann-o.

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2 years

You claim to be a LeBatard show fan but you don’t know about the Jonathan Coachman incident. Now, why is that?

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8 months

. @TheWapplehouse just got REAL chicken and waffles when I went out to eat.

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3 years

. @jessica_smetana Got my first meal for the stream all ready!

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2 years

. @LeBatardShow I wonder where Dirk said this 🤔

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

I can’t consider myself a true fan account until @ChrisWittyngham follows me. I will not stop until I accomplish this.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

@lebatardshowfan Can you confirm if I am now the #1 Witty fan account?

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@TheRealHareBear

8 years

@Stugotz790 You: You coming to my kids Bat Mitzvah? Dan: Hell No You: That is straight talk... I was absolutely dying at that 😂😂

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

Breaking news: @jessica_smetana ’s boyfriend does in fact cook her dinner every night, sources tell me.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Mission accomplished folks. I’d like to thank: 1. @lebatardshowfan for naming me the official Witty fan account. 2. @steve_arduini for the name. 3. @ChrisWittyngham For being an awesome addition to the show! I’m biased, but I think you are the best Chris in the SC!

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@billygil 7 billion people in the world, how hard can this parenting thing be, right? Can I get an, Amin? @DarthAmin

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

. @__ChrisCote Team Extra Item With A Meal 😤

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

I am a Witty fan first and foremost. However, I can’t explain how excited I am that @AC__305 is back with the show. The first time I hear him say “What’s up boys?” I might run through a wall.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

If you let this video play three consecutive times with the lights off, Bill Simmons shows up to your house enraged and curses you out while Pearl Jam plays quietly in the background.

Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

@LeBatardShow

2 years

Nets vs Celtics 🔥

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“Yeah, so his name is Stugotz and he once hit six 3’s in a half in high school. It’s still a Long Island record. It’s unbelievable. If you think that’s cool though, wait until I tell you about Mike Ryan’s shot on Devil’s Isle, Parkland Golf & Country Club.”

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

For every like this tweet gets in the next 15 minutes or until I feel like stopping , I’m going to compliment/give a reason why I like @Fleminem_Raps in a thread below.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

Zach Wilson when he found out Gisele was single

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Folks, your favorite Chris Wittyngham fan account has a new driveway and not that it’s a competition but it’s probably the nicest in the neighborhood.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

She’s a ten but she tells you she prefers Cowherd

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

When @Fleminem_Raps starts tweeting from his laptop.

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2 years

“Dannnn, you know what the CP in CP3 stands for? Can’t Perform in the playoffs. What happened there? But I mean seriously, the guy shows up in 1,000 State Farm commercials but can’t show up in the playoffs. If State Farm commercials were championships, CP3 would be Bill Russell.”

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3 years

Top 3 favorite @wapplehouse tweets: 1. “Sup nerds” 2. “How dare you….” 3. “Going to __, y’all need anything”

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3 years

My Fall Plans The Delta Variant

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Best of luck in LA to my dear friend @VonMiller who I met one time in Dallas outside of Starbucks!

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@TheRealHareBear

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Jay Gruden when he realizes the NFL may review his emails too:

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Haters: I cAnT lIsTeN tO LeBaTaRd AnYmOrE, tOo PoLiTiCaL. @LeBatardShow : Discusses if beans get a bad rap for making you fart, if yawning is more rude than farting and what makes your farts smell.

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@TheRealHareBear

1 year

I guess you could say this wasn’t Jeff’s Saturday.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

Had to make an update to the quote picture

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

My body is a temple. The temple:

Kristi Yamaguccimane

@wapplehouse

3 years

My body is a temple The temple:

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@LeBatardShow Karl “The Milk Man” Malone

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@steve_arduini @thecotecavalry @LeBatardShow MIAMI SEAQUARIUM TOUCHDOWN!

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@TheRealHareBear

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@wapplehouse Thinking of starting a competing podcast called Fox Jorts that will literally talk about the same thing you do in your Jortscenter podcast but much worse and no one will listen to it.

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@TheRealHareBear

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If only Tony La Russa cared about actual rules/laws like not drinking and driving as much as he cared about unwritten rules.

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@TheRealHareBear

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@steve_arduini @thecotecavalry @LeBatardShow The Fluke U - Miami/Duke Lateral Play - Narrated by Mike Ryan as Joe Zag... via @YouTube Sharing this because it’s one of my favorite on-air moments.

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@TheRealHareBear

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@CSugarsweets I believe that’s $7 million minus the TV you helped strangers steal.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

MIAMI. SEAQUARIUM. TOUCHDOWN!

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Happy anniversary, @MichaelRyanRuiz . "So what your kid has ringworm."

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Men will say “I know a place” and take you here

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“You know what KD stands for Danno? Kant Do it in the big moment. I mean you have the last shot in the game you gotta make that. Doesn’t have the clutch gene. What happened there? Who put that in there?”

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@lebatardshowfan

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Thank you @StugotzArmy790 for the hat and @LourAfterHours for supporting such an awesome cause!

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@TheRealHareBear

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@steve_arduini @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @roybelly @ChrisCoteDLPA @billygil @ChrisWittyngham @lebatardshowfan I hear they have amazing clam sauce.

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Witty’s Wordsmiths

@TheRealHareBear

7 years

@LeBatardShow Now you've done it Le Batard. You've pissed off my local paper.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

. @Stugotz790 trying to get through a live read.

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If it were possible, @Fleminem_Raps avatar would be right on top of mine given just how much I tweet at him.

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@wapplehouse When your mid-poop at Mission BBQ and the national anthem starts playing.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Folks, I am thinking of writing a show song that will be so incredibly awful. Maybe the worst of all time.

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1 year

I would have paid good money just to have a live feed of Bill Simmons watching that whole 4th quarter.

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3 years

@CSugarsweets Roku City is the shit Chauncey.

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3 years

Thank you again @Fleminem_Raps , @alydawson14 , @HalloweenBasic , @StugotzArmy790 , @BeepCount , and @str8cashhomie88 ! I had so much fun just sitting in with you guys even if Flem called me Mark!

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@LourAfterHours

3 years

The Post Postgame crew talk about their quirks, who is the least likely #LourRanger to become unhinged, and Pam keeps all of her receipts.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

@LeBatardShow When you are right, you’re right. Thank you! Thank you Dan! Thank you Dan!

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2 years

Shoutout @KotoLlc and my guy @Heat_EdBob for the hot sauce and drinks! Can’t wait to try them!

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

A young @Stugotz790 looked just like George Clooney.

Halle Berry

@halleberry

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tell me something I don’t know.

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@ChrisWittyngham @LeBatardShow Semi-Charmed Life but if they do make a comment, just kick them out of your car

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2 years

@SheetsGiggles @LeBatardShow “I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT TO THINK! I’M ASKING IF YOU’D LIKE TO”

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@TheRealHareBear

1 year

Thank you Witty for all that you have done for the show. I thoroughly enjoyed all of your contributions and will miss hearing you everyday. Good luck fancy lad, and remember, your #1 fan will always be here to say only positive things.

Chris Wittyngham

@ChrisWittyngham

1 year

As mentioned on today’s postgame show, I will be stepping down from my role as Executive Producer of @LeBatardShow and stepping back from my role in the show generally. I will still be connected to Meadowlark in other capacities and cherish my relationship with this great group.

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@thecroftonshow Chris Crofton is the greatest poet of our generation

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Gonna stay up late and watch USA vs France like a true American but don’t thank me, thank the troops. TYFYS @Fleminem_Raps .

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

@YetiBlanc_ I’d like to think that I speak for all Greg Cote Show fans when I say I am not sick of the Nelly’s Diner theme song. I’d try and fit it in 5+ times in the next show if I were you. Not trying to tell you how to do your job tho.

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@TheRealHareBear

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*car guy says literally anything about cars to me * Me who knows nothing about cars and drives a Camry: “Yeah, dude that’s awesome.”

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

@Fleminem_Raps I never thought “no, he’s right” could be such a slap in the face comment. David absolutely never saw it coming

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3 years

@andrewstreeter_ @LeBatardShow This is fantastic man! Absolute banger!

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

When your friend tells you they listen to Cowherd.

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@TheRealHareBear

10 years

Happy 1 year anniversary @chloee424 ! I couldn't imagine spending this year with anyone else. I love you so much! 😘 http://t.co/GHVbEyWnUE

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Wow, the guy who hit @__ChrisCote with a golf ball also acts! Who knew?!

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2 years

. @MichaelRyanRuiz I don’t really have a favorite college basketball team but today, I am a Canes fan. #GoCanes

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3 years

AFTER:

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. @Stugotz790 when he realized that whenever he criticized someone, that person would just end up being mad at Dan and not him.

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. @MichaelRyanRuiz PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US MIKE! YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE!

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3 years

@jessica_smetana @ChrisWittyngham Not all heroes wear capes

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3 years

@Fleminem_Raps Still need to release that show song but I’mmmmmm getting to it.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

@Fleminem_Raps My wife who follows me on Twitter just said to me “You don’t think Fleminem actually likes you, right? That’s kind of sad if you do.”. Can you tell her we are best friends?

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@TheRealHareBear

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Breaking News: After an intense investigation, sources tell me that @Stugotz790 did in fact unfollow Woj. This is the news I bring you. I am a journalist.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

DON’T BITE INTO AN ONION AS A GRID OF DEATH PUNISHMENT

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@TheRealHareBear

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@CSugarsweets Chauncey, can I admit something to you that I am very ashamed of? I did not know Owen Wilson was the voice of Lightning McQueen until I saw this tweet.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

They would only get 4 tests.

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3 years

@roybelly Free game, free food, free jersey for Claire and you are looking jacked in the one picture. Things are really coming up Roy!

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

. @Stugotz790 : Dan-O, you don’t have to come to my kids bat mitzvah but if you don’t, you are going to need to write a check so big you will put them through college. @LeBatardShow :

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Went to Dunkin and an old lady asked me if I'm old enough to drink coffee. I'm going to be 23 in one week.

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

Folks, your favorite Chris Wittyngham fan account not only has the nicest driveway in the neighborhood, he also has the nicest basement. BEFORE:

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@TheRealHareBear

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@pepperleach Is she bad or is she boujee?

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3 years

@wapplehouse That’s awesome man! My son is still free-loading in my wife’s womb. 😒

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@TheRealHareBear

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. @ChrisWittyngham Good luck again today for the stream! Old wives’ tales say that if you want to perform at a high level during a 24 hour stream, you should follow me.

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@TheRealHareBear

2 years

@SheetsGiggles “Listen buddy, I was a few Miller Lites deep and on winning streak you would not believe and I got cold. Couldn’t win to save my life. I’ll make it up to ya though. How about you come up to Parkland and play on my course with me? Next few weeks may not be great for me tho.”

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

I’ve said it once but I’ll say it again, I would love to hear @ChrisWittyngham do this call and hear him say “So what your kid has ringworm” in his professional broadcasting voice.

Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

@LeBatardShow

3 years

The infamous limited fake Joe Zagacki by @MichaelRyanRuiz 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

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2 years

I’m about to give a “Durant’s overrated take” so mfing loud.

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@TheRealHareBear

7 years

They never actually say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg in the children's story. Fake news! Sad!

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@TheRealHareBear

3 years

@wapplehouse Sup, nerds.

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@Fleminem_Raps

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@TheRealHareBear

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. @ChrisWittyngham Good luck tomorrow on the 24 hour stream! In order to prepare for it, I would recommend: getting plenty of sleep, drinking lots of caffeine, bringing plenty of snacks and of course following me.

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