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1 year

Welcome to Gzeletech, where we strive to bring you the most advanced and innovative technology solutions. Check the thread for more information about us...

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6 months

@Bornakang I didn't expect that on her back

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

LADIES, Does a vibrator do the JOB. Than men...Let's have ur comment here

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2 years

LADIES, HOW DO U TELL UR MAN U WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM... let's have ur reply in the comments session

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

Wizkid reportedly spent 10 billion naira at his mother's funeral......MACHALA WAY 🦅

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

My brother even if you are unemployed, Wear a suit and carry a briefcase Enter town and confuse your enemies

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

All Girls that cross their legs while sitting have torn panties. A girl just told me. Show me urs if adey lie

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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5 months

@_oluwaseun9 No be everybody dey follow una dey do all this fan shït....

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

A lot of lies have been told in the court with the Bible and Quran, yet a lot of truth has been told in the bar with a bottle of beer.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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9 months

Kanayo O. Kanayo's words of advice on how to get rich 💸faster ...thread👿

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

I Bought Pánt For My Girlfriend And Later Saw Her Sister Wearing It Is It Fair?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

What is ur greatest sin u think u ever committed??? let's have them here

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

Girls go buy wig of 400k for head wey no get sense

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Forget about wizkid and Davido, My two girlfriends are cheating on me and I’ve never cheated on them. What should I do now?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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9 months

SO "NEXT OF KIN" IS USELESS IN THE BANK. THE REAL THING NEEDED IN THE BANK IS!!!!.....check thread /below if ur curious and want to know....please don't forget to retweet/repost so others can learn 🙏😁

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

This video will remind you that you are the chosen one out of thousands, don't look down on yourself or allow anyone to pressure you 💯👍🏼

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

LADIES, apart from sex what else can u use to satisfy ur MAN?? pls let's have them here

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

Not all men are players Some of them are coaches and referee

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

Imagining say Tinubu a.k.a Bala-blue shares 1 million each to everyone....una go still dey talk say Tinubu Is Not My President

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

I’ve never heard a lady say... “I had a good man but I messed it up”.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

Some women say men are dogs but when you whistle they turn around, My sister tell me who's the dog? Lets have ur comment here 👇

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Hello guys I want to share a horrible thing that happened to me at a restaurant today 😣😭 I was in Mr. Biggs earlier today when I realized that I desperately needed to fart, they were playing Burna boys "City Boy" song. 1/3

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Okay, let's talk about the difference between Yahoo Boys and Tech Boys. Brace yourself for some serious sass, because we're about to dive into this topic that's as spicy as your favorite hot sauce.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

hushpuppies cars for sale Urgent buyers needed

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

Happen only in Nigeria and Only real Nigerians do it: Thread:

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

Not all men are players. Some of them are coaches and referee

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

@abazwhyllzz Nobody : The way u take shine teeth for the picture na so ur food go many Me

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

When a woman says “WHAT?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

I pity men that argue with women. How can you be arguing with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

AFTER DIVORCE, WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE: Read and check thread 👇🏽 WIFE: l am sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for "20years" is not your daughter She belongs to ur Best Friend Alhaji.Alhaji has just sent her to America last month to start a New life.... 1/4

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

If she becomes more beautiful After breaking up.....my brother U were the problem of her life

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11 months

Do we still have virgins in this world, there is a giveaway prize waiting, please indicate by saying... hello, am a virgin

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

After the wedding, your husband asks you to keep this secret saying “Honey my pen!s is 2-inch” Reply as a wife

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN🔥🧑🏽‍🍳😂..... Thread👇🏽👇🏽

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

That moment when your ex starts looking better than your current girlfriend... ugh, what a wild ride 😭

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

I heard menstruation is very painful May you not see it this month

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Nigerian girl's sabi stand for gate snap pictures, but to marry gateman na wahala Why

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Discover the secrets to winning a woman's heart without breaking the bank! ❤️💸✨ if curious, check thread 👇🏽pls repost /retweets so others can learn 💯🙏

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Hey guys, Throwing it back with some serious style! Repost this post/tweet and Quote it showing off your epic throwback pics. Let's take a stroll down memory lane together!" 😂❤️💯 I go first ❤️💯

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

Do you remember ever doing this?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Share a testimony about yourself.... let's thank God

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Na God save Dangote truck today... I be one set leg give am make e fall

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

While some people are using saliva to count money, some are using it to make a way where there’s no way. IF U UNDERSTAND THIS POST, COME AND MAKE HEAVEN LET ME SEE YOU.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

U got a nice job in U.S. & ur babe said if u go it's over between us what will u do, as a man/woman?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAD MAN AND A NORMAL MAN.😂😂😂😂 Norm. Man: Why is it that u people (mad people) always laugh when there’s nothing to laugh about. Mad man: It’s because you people don’t see what we see in madness Norm. Man: What do u people see?1/2

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

THEORIES ABOUT ARGUING WITH A GIRL 1) If the girl is right, be fair with her and keep quiet 2) If the girl is wrong, be fair to yourself and keep quiet

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Did u cum in me? Ladies that question needs to stop....Do you think it's easy to jump out of a moving vehicles

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

How many of you remember Rihanna Hair style? I mean that hair style wey part of the hair will cover one of the eye? Good, I know you remember nr.... Do you knw the number of girls okada k!lled in Nigeria becos of that hairstyle???

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

Ladies, how do you say you want to have sex without saying the word?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

When you meet a Lady that truly loves you, you will discover that girls always have airtime

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

@ayoola_sirm @jamiuSZN I am resigning from my job and starting this job now...Yash grabbing from now on...ladies if u see me ... come to daddy

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

Nåsty Friday night Tweets😝🔞 check thread If you have never fvck your girlfriend or wife in the kitchen... You guys are not sexy ☺.. 1/3

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

A date is a meeting between two people who wish to know each other, not an avenue for you to order food you've never eaten before

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

This Ember month that is coming, I need a girl who will look into my eyes and say "Baby u have suffered so much, use me for ritual"

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

I want my marriage to be as strong as those couple on CABIN biscuits, they have been smiling since my childhood

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Try Using Both Vaseline & Baby Oil Together, I Swear It Feels So Slippery And Good What do u think I am talking about😏

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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9 months

Dating a Sugar Mummy is not funny just small KNACKING she will be like, it’s ok my Son, I have BP

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Nigerian girls will go out with just #100 and come home with pizza, Hollandia yogurt, gizzards, and money worth #5000 Please tell me the name of the God they worship. Abeg I want to serve him too!!

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Judas is about to cash out tonight… He just sent his aza😎

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Soup wey sweet,na better person cook am no be money I beg. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garry sleep.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

Ladies and I have not eaten

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

Apart from Nigeria what other country do you think you are partly connected to?

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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2 years

Nowadays slayqueens will cook white rice and add Snapchat editing filters to make it jollof. Sista, Chai. See ur life??

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

50k for a night and u dey expect make me cum

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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10 months

Poverty doesn't allow many people to marry whom they truly love. This days they marry helpers, and not Lovers

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Oya English speaking people, translate "Water don pass Garri" Into English, make we see who go school.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

They say if u laugh person condition u go be like am...i don dey laugh Dangote and Elon musk since yesterday but my life never change ...Abi I no dey laugh well

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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11 months

What's your biggest accomplishment in life? How did you achieve it?

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8 months

You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, Let them see the rubbish child they raised

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

AMERICA🇺🇸 VS NIGERIA🇳🇬 Reporters ..... Please retweet and like 😂🙏 AMERICAN REPORTER: “What was the cause of the accident? PASSERBY: “It was indeed a terrible sight to behold, ... 1/2

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1 year

Share your experience on a first date

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1 year

ANYBODY WEY TELL ME TO CAST MY VOTE..... I GO USE SLAP CAST DEMON FROM E BODY

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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7 months

HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY..... READ AND CHECK THREAD👇🏽😁 This morning a man stopped me at Owode Market Road and told me that he was looking for a GOOGLE PLAY STORE. I asked him "Google Play store" how? .... 1/2

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1 year

Problem everywhere my neighbour just bought a Samsung Galaxy phone second-hand and found his girlfriend’s nude pix in it...

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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4 months

HOW TO MAKE SêX LAST LONGER: 10 NATURAL TIPS & Trick.. Thread || Pastor Chris|| ||Ice Prince|| ||Onana|| ||Halima|| ||TB Joshua||

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11 months

When you want to pull away or withdraw and she holds you tight...My brother just whispered into her ear; "you will raise this child alone"

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

I was slapped by a soldier today for stepping on his feet, I wanted to hit him back then I remembered Exodus 14vs14 "The Lord shall fight for you and you shall hold your peace If not for that scripture I for beat nonsense comot from that soldier body today

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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8 months

Poverty has made some girls believe that if a guy doesn’t give them money, he is stingy and doesn’t love them

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1 year

Today is Good Friday....make we laugh small

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9 months

A guy that drinks garri but buys shawarma for his girlfriend is called

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1 year

I stan Hakimi😌

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6 months

Some Ladies will Plait their Hair & Their Forehead will be Shining as if their Brain is Using Solar Energy.

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The Official Comrâde𓃵🍁👨‍💻

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1 year

Why is it that if ladies get comfortable with a guy, they start doing Nasty things (farting ) In that person present

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8 months

Hey guys am sharing my childhood story that happened between my parents and me.... you can share yours 😂🙏 I was watching an American film at night with my dad and Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age at that time started holding his girlfriend, 1/3

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1 year

I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials... Am going to open more branches.

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8 months

There's always that one person of the opposite gender who looks like a better alternative to your partner in a relationship. Until you leave your partner for them just to realize that the grass isn't greener on the other side. The devil knows better than the angel u don't..

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7 months

A friend of mine told me his father bought an android car I told him they stole our swimming pool he just blocked me I thought it was a lying competition na😂. What is the greatest lie you think you have told someone? Drop it here 😂

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9 months

Dating two girls is not cheating it's just like registering for WAEC & NECO

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11 months

What mood are you in right now ?

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1 year

@aystickz 😊

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4 months

When your husband/man comes home and u ask him "honey do u like to eat" and he tells you "No I am okay" just know you have failed as a woman..because Another lady is feeding him out side

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1 year

Asuu will strike soon if you're not informed

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1 year

I need to let you know at this point in my life,I'm broke. So This is the best time to date me, 🤷so u can say. U picked me out from the gutter and made me who I am🤦 Reporting live from the gutter make una come pick me abeg

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9 months

If she has a big ass, beautiful face and boobs, check...her head is empty

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