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2 years

Anyway, some of you have bought this. Some of you have even enjoyed it. But if you want to read about my most ridiculous Stupid Boy Project (so far) then buy this utter nonsense today!

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The All New Dom Show

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2 years

Let's remember this classic.

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BREAKING: We no longer have to comply with court orders in the UK now #BorisJohnsonContemptOfCourt

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I can pretty much guarantee this is 'half of Britons who *already* own their own home'. Hey kids! If you cancel NetFlix at £10.99 a month, you can save up a £50k deposit in *checks notes* - 381 years.

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Half of Britons think young people can't afford their own homes because of their spending on Netflix, takeaways and holidays

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I see ECHR is trending again. And this will blow your mind. There are people on this platform suggesting we should leave the ECHR Which translates as these absolute melts looking at the list below, and saying 'Yeah I don't think I should have these rights.' Astonishing.

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3 years

Whoever designed the new Burger King logo should be allowed to design EVERYONE'S logo. Absolutely stunnng bit of design. *wild applause*

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4 years

Who'd have thought that during the apocolypse Player One and Player Two would be Jedward vs Right Said Fred.

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3 years

Sunday night in the UK: Oooo a meteor, we don't get those often. Monday morning in the UK: OOOOOOOOLAAAAAH! #meteor

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7 years

Whatever happens today, just remember it could be worse. You could be the global marketing director of #PEPSI

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1 month

Dan Hodges gets owned AGAIN. You'd just die of shame wouldn't you, but noooooo.

JWExTheSpa

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1 month

Who’s correct here: a journalist on a right wing newspaper with a track record of highly partial, anti-Labour reporting; or a highly-qualified, independent tax expert? 🤔

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9 years

TINDER - Barely acceptable people in close vicinity. TWITTER - People close to perfection at unacceptable distance.

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3 years

I've just read that the wee lad in Love Actually is 30 years old now and I really don't know what to do with this information.

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2 years

WE NOW GO LIVE TO DOWNING STREET #ResignationWatch

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10 years

Off to Costco. Who wants a twelve pack of canoes?

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9 years

It's coming. http://t.co/gDGEptNPDc

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3 years

So my friend Sam has just got a new cat and if it told me to kill a man I would, no questions.

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4 years

imagine wanting to be prime minister your ENTIRE life, becoming prime minister, and realising you're utterly UTTERLY shit at it. #WithdrawalAgreementBill

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1 year

Stephen Bear is in prison Andrew Tate is in prison Let's do Boris Johnson next

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1 year

Journalists, watch and learn. @Femi_Sorry nails it once again.

The Citizens

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1 year

🚨 NEW: #PMQs Fact Check 🚨 Questioned about the legality of the new 'Illegal Migration Bill' and lies told around it, Rishi Sunak puts up a perfect "textbook Trump" performance. Here's @Femi_Sorry doing a brilliant takedown 👏

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10 years

How come we can put a man on the moon but we can't made a smoke alarm that can differentiate between a house fire and cooking sausages?

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2 years

For the rest of my days, I'll never understand why the people in the FIRST picture believed the people in the SECOND picture had their best interests at heart. #Brexit #BrexitHasFailed #GTTO

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1 year

Gurdeep for your timeline

Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon

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1 year

When the loudness of the world cannot listen to your heart, the quietness of nature keeps its ears and arms open for you. From the lake near my cabin in the wilderness of the Yukon, I am dispatching joy, hope, healing & positivity. === Watch on YouTube:

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10 years

I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it.

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2 months

Some good news for Monday.

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1 month

If you've got your knickers in a tizz about what Angela Rayner may or may not have done, you're absolutely unquestionably going to *LOSE YOUR SHIT* when you find out what pretty much every Tory has done for the last 13 years. #TorySleaze

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10 years

BRB *is never seen again*

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8 months

This will AMAZE you, but... ... Matt Hancock isn't in prison. It's astonishing I know, but really he's not. Hasn't even been arrested. Just, bizarre.

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6 years

[Security, Dublin airport] 6 y/o girl was upset at her dolly having to go through xray machine. Security man took off his own jacket, made dolly a bed in her own tray, and took girl to watch her on the xray screen There's a lot of love in the world. Keep looking out for it.

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8 years

Since Twitter has been down I've read twelve books and written three. #twitterdown

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1 year

I'm 6'3", I'll enjoy this free exit-row upgrade, thanks @Ryanair Great bunch of lads.

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11 months

I think the weirdest thing about that unhinged Holly Willoughby statement yesterday was the fact that the UK Government are ignoring their obligations with respect to global asylum treaties and are actively vilifying people who are fleeing war and persecution.

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3 years

Consider this. They had to get an artist to draw this graphic.

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The All New Dom Show

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10 months

A NEW BARBIE HAS BEEN CHOSEN! REJOICE! REJOICE!

Dane

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10 months

Popocatepetl Volcano spewing clouds of pink smoke!

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10 years

My five year plan is to get another follower.

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10 years

And tomorrow I'm getting paid to listen to Dire Straits all day. It's Money For Nothing, really...

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5 years

My mate Jeremy has just text me to say that him and his boyfriend have found a human big toe in the changing rooms at their squash club this morning. How's your Sunday morning?

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11 months

Dave Grohl drummed with the Pretenders yesterday and I saw a tweet saying 'OMG DAVE GROHL CAN DRUM AS WELL' and sure I'm gonna be thinking about a lot today.

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2 years

Well, this took off etc etc (relative to my normal nonsense). I'm not gonna give you my soundcloud - you can find it if ye wanna - but stay safe, mask up, get down, and do what you need to do to avoid the 'Rona x

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10 years

I'm starting to think there's quite a lot of attention-seeking going on here...

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7 years

Correctly labelled cous-cous

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6 years

I'm trying to convince my mum to join Twitter. She's 72, and the biggest and baddest social media user I know. She reads my Twitter, and all your comments daily. If this gets 50 likes, then I think we've got a good case....

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The All New Dom Show

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6 years

Dear @Tesco Having purchased your stilton and broccoli soup in my local branch, I'm happy to share that it's quite possibly the 'worse thing ever' Not just the worst food. Or indeed the worst soup. But literally 'the worst thing ever'. Good talk.

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10 years

*puts on instrumental of Rawhide* *opens Twitter* Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin'...

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1 year

Me, watching everyone else start to understand why I can't bloody stand Royal Blood.

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1 year

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Let's make breakfast shall we?

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10 years

What's it like to get a trophy?

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5 years

My friend runs and alpaca farm and she's just sent me this without context and I'm DONE

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2 years

Well, now. @Femi_Sorry nails it in a way that very few can.

The Citizens

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2 years

🚨 NEW 🚨 #PMQs fact check by @Femi_Sorry In which Boris Johnson wanders into a boozy party in his own back garden on a balmy evening in lockdown and claims "I believed implicitly this was a work event" Excruciating even by his own standards 👎👎👎

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9 years

If Facebook is down and Karen goes for a run, how the hell are we going to know that SHE'S TIRED BUT SO PROUD OF HERSELF!!!!! #facebookdown

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5 months

THE TREE IS DOWN I REPEAT THE TREE IS DOWN. Also, does anyone want to buy a cat?

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5 months

Tree's up, lads. #soldier

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27 days

Just. Look. At. This. Sheep.

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1 month

I've got a chum over who thinks he could eat five BigMacs in twenty minutes. More as the story unfolds.

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6 months

Just made the mistake of visiting the Cats Protection League website and now I want to adopt ALL OF THE CATS

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10 years

The cat has been 'singing the song of her people' now since about 5am. Shush now, little kitten. Shush.

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6 years

I've just had a message from someone saying I'm not *allowed* to use the word 'Dom' in my Twitter name because "There's no d/s stuff at ALL on my feed". I've said it before, I'll say it again: My NAME is Dom. Dominic. Good talk. Now get back in the gimp cage.

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3 years

FUN FACT: Babies that were conceived during the first week of Lockdown are now 26 years old and applying for a mortgage.

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7 years

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. #pepsi

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8 years

If you think you're having a bad day, just imagine what it's like being the IT Director of Twitter today. #twitterdown

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9 years

[wife looking at my twitter] Wife: "What's that number? 1354?" Me: "That's how many people follow me" Wife: "Why?" Me: "I have no idea"

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7 years

The question is, should I do this? You guys don't care, do ye?

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1 year

This... this is astonishing. And in a normal world would be the end of a government.

Jacob Rees-Mogg Admits Tory Voter ID Law Was 'Gerrymandering'

Former cabinet minister says government attempt to suppress Labour support backfired and made it harder for Conservatives to vote.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

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5 years

Which of you godless heathens made this?

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3 years

"What we're going to do is rely on people's common sense'. #july19th

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The All New Dom Show

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5 years

Because you make me smile. Simple.

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The All New Dom Show

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4 years

Why yes, I've got a painting of all the animals on the farm that you might see in the morning rush hour from @caenhillcc , captured of course by @caro_painter . And you're correct, that is Cuthbert.

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The All New Dom Show

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1 year

Anyway join me - if you will - in wishing my daddy the best birthday today. He's literally a legend, and ALWAYS my hero x

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4 years

Forget Dry January this is where it's at yo

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The All New Dom Show

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5 years

I'm throwing a birthday party for 25 today, and she's asked me what 'my outfit for the party' is. I'm 46 years old; I don't think I've had a 'special outfit' for party since I was five.

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3 years

Well, now.

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4 years

@estella_sanchez I find myself agreeing with Jedward and disagreeing with Ian Brown Strange days indeed

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2 years

Goddammit I feel seen.

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7 years

Me, walking into Twitter, every damn day.

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8 years

Let we forget. Updated Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

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2 years

I'm just gonna say this: I'm working tomorrow, I run a physio centre, people are in pain, they need fixing, so we're open. That's what's right and proper.

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5 years

Here's a reminder: If you connect with someone on Twitter, go see 'em. Doesn't matter if it takes planes, trains or automobiles; just do it. Because there's magic in friendship, and in my experience, there's always laughter.

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The All New Dom Show

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1 year

Good morning, Tiny People Who Live In My Phone. Please enjoy this duck.

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10 years

Just found the word "LawnHub" in my drafts. Nope, I don't know either. I've got nothing.

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The All New Dom Show

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2 years

Dropped my mum off somewhere earlier. As she got out of the car she told me "I won't be long. But if you need a wee then come in and say; they're very nice and I'm sure they won't mind if you ask..." I'M FIFTY YEARS OLD, MUM.

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2 years

I'm never leaving Twitter

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5 months

Oh my God.

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6 months

As the entire world is going to hell in a handbasket, here's Gizmo in his flowerpot.

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4 months

My entire relationship with Andrew Doyle summed up in a gif

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The All New Dom Show

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6 years

So can I get an 'awwwwww' for this picture of my mum? (btw - she's seventy something on Sunday)

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The All New Dom Show

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1 year

Some would say it's a lost art, of course. Still. Gets them out of the house on a Saturday morning.

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The All New Dom Show

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4 years

THERE IS NO GREATER DEMONSTRATION OF STYLE, CLASS, AND JOY THAN A BUNCH OF SIKH LADS DANCING AT A WEDDING AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

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9 years

98.7% of men, when they pop the bonnet of a car, hope just to see a big switch that has accidentally flipped to "off"...

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8 years

#tweetmyaccent Splendid!

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5 months

Me, when I hear the lid coming off the Quality Street

Buitengebieden

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5 months

“Did I hear the word food?” 😂

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5 months

'Have you ever lost your WhatsApp messages, Ted? No, no I suppose not. Because no-one has, of course...'

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6 months

Anyway, the doctor I was working with today had an egg box on the desk with six hard boiled eggs in, and across a six hour day ate all of them. One an hour, on the hour. I just needed to tell someone, frankly.

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The All New Dom Show

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4 years

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones. Aaaaaaand send

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The All New Dom Show

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1 year

So I don't why I'm sharing this. I guess I just wanted to share a reminder to be as kind as you can. Always. Because life isn't fair and we've all gotta do all that we can to find the little bits of joy. For ourselves, for everyone, for always. fin/3

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The All New Dom Show

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1 year

Good morning everyone, and happy Monday. Welcome to a fresh new week, ours for the taking. Some exciting news coming later on, but right now here's fat baby Gizmo.

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5 months

Obviously just got accidently locked in the toilet at work, and had to bang on the door to alert the person who was coming in for an interview to come and let me out. So that's nice.

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The All New Dom Show

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11 months

Journalists. You have one job: When referring to Boris Johnson, you must refer to him as 'disgraced former Prime Minister Boris Johnson' That's all you have to do. But do it every single time, please.

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1 year

This looks 'ill-advised'

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6 years

The rosemary is doing well, the mint is staring to take hold, but I've just watered the cat and it's growing nicely.

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1 year

Anyway, this is where I live. Alright innit?

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The All New Dom Show

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2 years

Watching Boris Johnson speak to the Liaison Committee is like watching a drunk clown run through a minefield.

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11 months

'Honestly Mr Sunak, from where I'm sitting, I'd say you're pretty much fucked...'

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The All New Dom Show

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1 year

Anyway, however your Monday was, please take some solace over the fact that: a) Boris Johnson has been utterly humiliated b) Brexit is coming apart c) Andrew Tate is STILL in prison d) The Tories are even more of a laughing stock than they were this morning

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