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2 years

While we are here… enjoy the most effort I have ever put into making a tiktok video… because who doesn’t miss @jrpsaki schooling Peter…

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11 months

Fun fact, Amy Coney Barrett’s daughter is a legacy admissions student at Notre Dame… So, if you are wondering if SCOTUS will find legacy admissions unconstitutional…the answer is, no.

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I just realized that @mattgaetz is 5’7”, and everything makes so much more sense now…

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@ACTBrigitte Let’s force 10 year old to have babies, but raise the voting age to 21.

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The Florida Department of Education releasing a list of approved books, but spelling “ninth” and “twelfth” wrong on the document, is the most Florida thing I have seen…

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BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are starting a war on musicals. According to this bill, no performance is allowed if it can be viewed by a child & has a drag performer. That’s right, no musicals such as, hairspray, RENT, Peter Pan, etc are allowed. @albinokid

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10 months

Republicans: Hunter Biden, a private citizen, paid for sex. We are outraged. Also Republicans: Our presidential candidate paid for sex, then illegally used campaign money to keep it quiet… We support this man!

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Republicans want you poor. Republicans want you uneducated. Republicans want you in crippling debt. Bc it’s harder to exploit and control wealthy, educated, debt free citizens. It’s us against them. Time to vote blue!

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6 months

Moms for liberty is trending and do I have the video for you… @ThatLogicMax

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11 months

So, let me get this straight, Trump is being charged for conspiracy to obstruct justice, withholding a document or record, and concealing a document in a federal investigation… and he just admitted to doing all of those things during an interview on FOX?!?

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2 years

Herschel Walker is the perfect example that Republicans don’t give a fuck if women get abortions, they just want to be able to control women.

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1 in 5 pregnancies end in a miscarriage, & many of those miscarriages require an abortion so the mother doesn’t die. Texas just ruled that hospitals don’t have to perform those life saving abortions. Republicans are trying to kill your moms, sisters & daughters.

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If the US is going to bring back old laws & policies, can we bring back taxing the rich?

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2 years

So, Republicans bitch and cry when the government makes “medical” decisions about vaccines for people, but is ok with the government to make medical decisions for women?!? Republicans are sexist, misogynistic hypocrites. Vote blue, women, bc Republicans hate you.

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You think we are batshit crazy now, try taking away more of our rights… you haven’t seen anything yet. You’ve been warned.

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@Paultx890 She came out as bisexual and said she doesn’t agree with what her father’s politics. She is a better person at 14 than Ted cruz could even dream of being. She deserves so much better than him.

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Lauren Boebert being a grandma by the age of 36 is what happens when you don’t teach sex ed in schools.

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2 years

Not sure why Republicans are saying, “make America safe again…” when red states have the highest murder rates. So, make America safe again by voting democrat? Sounds good!

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This is what happens when you play stupid games and elect theocratic authoritarians. They ban art from the general public.

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OMFG, I think I just lost a few brain cells watching this. America is in serious trouble bc ppl are so effing dumb.

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10 months

Don Jr. was smoking crack in his car while driving! See, there’s a picture uploaded by Polo Marco to prove it!

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Notice how difficult it was to discover the name of the shooter in CO? & even after we found out he is the grandson on a MAGA Politician, it’s still not being covered. Repubs are keeping this quiet & it’s bc they know they are the cause for it. Do they care? It’s what they wanted

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Idk about you, but I’m tired of religion… I’m tired of wars being fought over religion. I’m tired of ppl trying to push their religious beliefs on others, & removing other’s rights bc of religion. I’m tired of ppl being bigots & attacking ppl bc of their religion. Just stop.

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2 years

This just in, Nick Adams, like the rest of the MAGA cult, has apparently never read a history book in his life.

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Republicans apparently think it’s better to just ignore family members who are struggling with drug addiction… which really explains what is happening with Don Jr.

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2 years

How many times do republicans have to be slapped in the face with their own hypocrisy to finally admit that they have zero morals?

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1 year

Wonder where Ted Cruz is going to flee when Texas loses power this weekend?

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2 years

I have never felt more hated than I do tonight. Nothing like the midterm election to remind you how many people hate women.

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2 years

I’ve been struggling with my mental health the past month and I didn’t tweet anything negative about Jewish people. Stop blaming racist, hateful actions on mental illness. It’s time to hold men accountable for what they say and do!

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1 year

You are now 43% more likely to get murdered in a red state than a blue state… very pro life of them.

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1 year

@benshapiro You seem to not understand the difference between congress members and the president. The president doesn’t have local constituents, let alone, the entire country isn’t losing power bc of his decision to not update a power grid. Develop some situational awareness.

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2 years

Dear @GregAbbott_TX , the alternative to abortion is easy access to birth control, what you are providing is supplies for forced birth. This is why everyone HAS to vote blue in November!

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@MattWalshBlog Your Bible says a virgin gave birth to a baby boy… you all abandoned biology a LONG time ago.

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I have been sexually assaulted by 100% more straight cis men than I have trans women. Yet, I’m forced into situations where I have to be alone with straight cis men everyday. You not wanting to be alone in a bathroom with a trans woman is nothing more than you being transphobic.

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2 years

Just remember, the republicans who are the loudest about the FBI, are the most terrified about what they found.

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1 year

@benshapiro He was the grandson of a MAGA politician. He committed multiple crimes that would’ve banned him from being able to purchase guns,but that was sealed by a MAGA POLITICIAN. You& your bigoted party push hate of the lgbtq+ community with the intent of this happening. YOU ARE THE EVIL

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8 months

Tom Fitton is trending, so I’m here to remind everyone of the time @TomFitton got owned by Lake Superior…

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1 year

Stopppppp @katieporteroc is everything.

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2 years

This just in, Trump is in the find out phase and the ultimate #MAGAmeltdown will be coming soon.

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2 years

The amount of blatant lies Republicans are spreading about the attack on Paul Pelosi makes it look like they are trying to bury the truth… I wonder why…

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10 months

We are allowed to disagree if pineapple should go on pizza, not if women should die from having a miscarriage. 🖕

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2 years

“Let’s force 10 year olds to have babies, but raise the voting age to 21.”

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2 years

Fascism doesn’t just show up and take over. Nazi Germany didn’t happen over night. We are able to save democracy by voting on November 8th. Don’t miss your opportunity to prevent history from repeating itself.

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@laurenboebert Stop acting like you care when all you and your bigoted party do is attack the lgbtq+ community. This is what happens when you bigots spread hate.

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Until you all stop forcing your religion on women, women can mock your religion as much as we want… I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️

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There are many bills being presented like this in states like, Tennessee, Texas, Oklahoma, Montana and Idaho… so, if you live in one of these states, keep an eye out bc musicals could be banned in your near future & make sure to vote democrat in your next election!

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If you think about it, it’s fitting the MAGA crowd is trying to start a civil war… starting a civil war over not being allowed to be racist, seems to be their thing.

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@NickAdamsinUSA

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1 year

This wins the internet.

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According to Republicans, living in Chicago is so dangerous that I’m actually dead. I’m a ghost, haunting twitter. Spoookyyy 👻

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1 year

Hey @elonmusk … does this mean @SnoopDogg is now running twitter?!? The people have spoken.

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We aren’t doing this. We aren’t allowing a“separate medical issue” be blamed vs the hate crime. The girls involved better end up in jail. The teacher, nurse, & principal better, at the very least, lose their jobs…& the hospital that released Nex, needs to be investigated.PERIOD

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2 years

It looks like @NickAdamsinUSA wants you to groom your children…

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2 years

It’s crazy how my little woman mind didn’t forget how republicans are trying to strip my rights from me. Who is ready to vote them out bc I sure as hell am!

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1 year

This Texas bill labels any commercial enterprise that hosts a show that has a performer who exhibits a gender identity that is different than the performer’s gender at birth as a “sexually oriented business.” Sorry, Texas, no musicals for you.

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1 year

And this is just another reason why republicans need to stop writing bills about things they don’t understand.

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11 months

But yeah, he is being wrongfully targeted… 🙄

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3 months

Truckers willing to lose their jobs because they are mad an old orange man is being held accountable, for crimes he committed, is hilarious. #TruckersForTrump

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2 years

Dear everyone, anytime you see an ad, block the account… soon you will see less ads and Elon with lose even more money. It’s also incredibly rewarding. Who wants to see ads anyways?

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I decided, for funsies, to read project 2025…it’s started off strong with them wanting to delete terms like gender, diversity, abortion, reproductive health & rights “out of every federal rule, agency regulation, contract, grant, regulation, & piece of legislation that exists.”

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Let’s talk about how these anti-drag bills list an “adult oriented performance” as “a performance that features partial exposure of prosthetic breasts”… That means we are going to demand Republicans label professional sporting events as “adult oriented performances”, right?

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If you are wondering, “How is it racism if the cops were black?” This is the thread for you! 🧵

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You have to give it up to Trump… he is setting some epic records. First President to be impeached twice. First Presidential candidate to lose the same election 60 times. & now, the first ex-president to have his home & private safe “raided” with a no-knock warrant, by the FBI.

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Today is October 12th, 2022 and I still have no idea who Dan Bongino is…

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@ImSpeaking13 And Florida is worried about drag queens?!?

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For everyone who said, “I live in a blue state, it won’t change anything here…” do you get it yet?!? If theocratic authoritarians gain majority, we are all screwed.

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So, you mean to tell me, not only did our taxes pay for Trump’s presidential salary he lied about donating, but our taxes also paid him for his vacations… Trump is the grift that keeps on grifting.

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If you care for someone who is gay, trans, a POC, or a woman, you better make sure you are ready to vote on November 8th bc their lives depend on it. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

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@DarrenMays11 This is a perfect example of why men shouldn’t be making laws about women’s bodies.

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@antifaoperative 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ so, are republicans going to pass more drag Queen bans, or…

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Bringing some tiktok to twitter since this is too good not to watch. 🖕the patriarchy & 🖕 @mattgaetz

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@alipalliB @albinokid Every red state is going to start making you enter your state id info to watch porn & I can’t wait to watch republicans freak the f out over it.

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Another fun fact, black students only make up 4% of Notre Dame’s student body, while 67.8% are white… & if you know anything about Notre Dame, you know legacy plays a huge role in admissions… but systemic racism isn’t a thing, right?

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Hey Gen z, republicans are now openly saying YOU are the issue… with Republicans not getting elected… show him how fing right he is and vote those theocratic authoritarians out of office!

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Dear MAGA, you do realize if Biden is charged for finding 10 gov documents, while he is president, Trump will also be charged for stealing multiple boxes of classified documents, on purpose, which he refused to give back, right? You all didn’t think this one through, did you?

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Florida isn’t banning books about “crt”, gender & sexual identity… @RonDeSantisFL is banning books that reference ANY culture outside of straight white American culture, and this should worry everyone. 🧵

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Hannity and Lauren Boebert are fighting and I love this for us.

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My miscarriage ended in an abortion. Republicans want to ban this life saving healthcare, that multiple women in your life have had, because they want to control women. Let’s show them how little control they have on November 8th.

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MTG: They can’t stop me. @drdre : watch me…

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@jniceone @hausofpettymnn @albinokid I personally think it should.

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Actual footage of Trump’s lawyers right now…

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We love nasty women. The women who fight for the rights of other women, who stand up and walk all over incel men, like Nick Adams. Being a nasty woman is the best complement you could give a woman.

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Reason 6,098,745 American Christians don’t understand what the Bible says.

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Dear women, I have an idea to play off of @0liviajulianna ’s masterful trolling of Matt Gaetz…we need to get pictures of us towering over Matt Gaetz & post them everywhere with the comment, "A reminder to small men like you to know your place. Keep your tiny hands off our rights”

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This “Hunter Biden picture” doesn’t match up with the car they are claiming he was driving… & the picture of a car driving 172 isn’t the same car as the photo of someone smoking… what kind of bs @NewYorker article is this?

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While we all wait for Trump’s mugshot…the dumpster fire, also known as Tennessee’s congress, was put in blast by Rep Gloria Johnson, yesterday. Buckle up, let’s fact check these statements… ***and that says cousin-mistress, not cousin’s mistress***🧵

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Thank you, @waltermasterson !

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Christians: being gay is a sin! Also Christians: The guy who paid hush money to cover up adultery he committed, with a porn star, while his 3rd wife was pregnant, is our savior.

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BREAKING NEWS: The leading Republican presidential candidate is guilty of sexual abusing E. Jean Carroll. If only we knew this in 2016… oh wait, we did. Republicans hate women.

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@yvonnewingett @GovernorHobbs Not breaking news: Republicans hate women & are ok with them dying bc of a miscarriage.

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Dear Florida parents, all books are being removed from your children’s classrooms. Get out and fing protest.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Ted Cruz: FLED his own state, leaving his constituents during a state of emergence. VS Biden: Going on a pre planned vacation while it snowed during the winter. THE HORROR. Republicans are pathetic.

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They complain that we question the integrity of the Supreme Court, while they none stop questioned the integrity of the election… the main difference is, we have proof.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but, if your Christian savior is found guilty of sexual abuse, and you continue to worship them, you might want to hold off on forcing your religion on others… you clearly have no idea what your Bible says.

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@KariLake A “billionaire” came in and ran our country into the ground… just like he did with 6 of his previous companies.

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Greg Abbott is REALLY not having a good day. Harry Styles AND Willie Nelson endorsing @BetoORourke … guess it’s time to vote @GregAbbott_TX out! #BetoForGovernor

Willie Nelson Delivers Emotional Message To Uvalde Victim's Parents

The music legend spoke out at a rally for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Beto O'Rourke.

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Since Christians are clearly the groomers, we should make it illegal to talk about Christianity around children… make every church register as an adult business, and ban anyone under the age of 23 from attending. We can call the laws, #DontSayPray laws.

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Watching all the @GOP ’s comments and tweets age like Trump’s makeup on a hot Florida day is 🤌.

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Republicans aren’t ok with people identifying as a different gender but are ok with Jesus identifying as bread…

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@iamalmostlegend @TheAstuteGaloot Without googling, can you name how many ex presidents have been indicted for federal crimes? They wouldn’t do this unless they had a HUGE case against him.

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