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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

7 months

@r0_hw I miss you so much, Alex.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

7 months

@alert_redshirt @polirad @DreZWest626 @PicturesFoIder A sentence you use very often, I bet.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Hong Kong opposition activist Agnes Chow living in Canada, no plans to return despite needing to report to police over national security law case So, Canada accepts convicted felons now?

Beijing warning after Hong Kong activist Agnes Chow says she’s living in Canada

Activist surrendered passport as part of national security investigation but says police gave it back after she took part in Shenzhen trip they arranged.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

12 days

Penang not in the list. No Chinese city in the list. Two Canadian cities IN the list. Melbourne? Really? Opinion discarded.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

13 days

World's best cities for food, 2023. 1. 🇪🇸 San Sebastian 2. 🇮🇱 Tel Aviv 3. 🇮🇹 Naples 4. 🇲🇽 Mexico City 5. 🇪🇸 Malaga 6. 🇨🇦 Quebec City 7. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 8. 🇨🇦 Victoria 9. 🇮🇹 Rome 10. 🇰🇷 Seoul (Conde Nast Traveller)

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Winnie da Poo is so illegal in the Mainland... it's sold in vending machines in Shenzhen... 🤪😁

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

4 months

@icgee The one weakness in the MRT system is the lack of a dedicated airport train line, like HK, Taipei, Seoul, etc... I use the MRT a lot, except for the airport. Too much hassle.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

22 days

From the China community on Reddit

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

6 months

@maximlott @ReasonableMiss @IntricateHQ @yifullofsin You can't.... what now?

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

🤣

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

HK guy tried to insert himself in the Foreigners line. Officer yelled at him 中国人在那里排队！香港，he answered, and started to walk again towards the Foreigners line. 中国人!!!! The officer yelled. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

I'z just genociding me some Weighur food, folks.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

11 days

Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macau Bridge has carried 10 million vehicles since opening, Xinhua says after US outlet’s ‘ghost bridge’ report Heh, ghost bridge indeed. And considering a large part of the traffic is buses, that's a LOT of people...

10 million vehicles have used Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macau Bridge since opening: Xinhua

Xinhua reports vehicle flow reached 3.26 million on mega bridge last year, after government-funded Voice of America referred to it as ‘ghost’ crossing in recent article.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Is true.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

This morning in Huanggang, the guy in line ahead of me was holding a Republic of China passport and a 台湾同胞 card. He also looked quite anxious. Probably a newbie. The staff at Huanggang are adamant about the queues. Foreigner on the left, Chinese nationals on the right.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

7 months

@shashj

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

4 months

"I even bought a French hat...: "I feel stupid" Yeah these two sentences correlate quite well, emo GenZ. The half-million people in Lyon live their life, and don't really care about an Asian-American chickie...

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

4 months

She thought France is like in Emily in Paris

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@TheGrouchHK

8 months

@RothLindberg Uncanny resemblance...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 years

@AlanRMacLeod Meanwhile...

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@TheGrouchHK

5 months

That young woman has completely switched off. Deep, slow (and fortunately quiet) breaths. Her phone on the table, her purse and bag across the table on the bench. When she wakes up, her stuff will be there. In what other country can this happen, 100%?

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Tell me again how HK is not Chinese?

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

"70% of residents plan to leave Hong Kong within two years as immigration fair attendance soars" Bahahaha. 70%?!? That's north of 5 million. We could only be so lucky... Do they even proof-read what they write...

70% of residents plan to leave Hong Kong within two years as immigration fair attendance soars -...

23rd March 2024 – (Hong Kong) An increasing number of Hong Kong residents are considering emigration. This trend has been further fuelled by tightening immigration controls in popular destinations...

www.dimsumdaily.hk

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Lunch

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Off to Fujian, no tok me I busee.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

4 months

"‘It’s very quiet’: Hong Kong restaurants dealt double blow by New Year’s Eve weak tourist influx, trend of residents spending across border" None of this should be even remotely a surprise by now...

Hong Kong restaurants dealt double blow on New Year’s Eve by tourist trends

Catering industry registered HK$380 million in revenue on New Year’s Eve, compared with HK$420 million in 2022.

www.scmp.com

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

The winning team is back. Yummy. At another table a guy in his 30s decided to smoke a cigarette. Yup, inside the shopping mall. No 2 fucks given. I put a stop to that, but he really couldn't understand why. Fortunately his wife was with him, and she told him to behave.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

7 months

Dumb Murican will dumb every day, every hour, every minute.

Joe

@Joe_7_OSRS

7 months

@ChinaCounter How do you know this poster is Chinese and not another language like Korean or Japanese?

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Well of course... The two governments dont recognize each other's passport. So RoC residents enter China as PRC citizens. The dude kept looking at his passport, looking lost. Quick scan of the card, photo, and he was let in. He did look like he enjoyed that part though... 😁

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

7 months

What I see here - and I know exactly where it is - is badly maintained buildings by landlords who don't give af about their property, as long as they can charge insane rent. What I don't see here, contrary to pre Covid, is a bunch of entitled, obnoxious expats making a mess,../..

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@hurtingbombz

7 months

This is precisely how you know HK is fucked beyond belief

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

@NgaiCheuk So... suddenly you are Chinese? Having a 回乡证 is kinda cool, innit?

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

In HK one doesn't need a calendar to know when Chinese New Year is. It's exactly one week after you start seeing employees in your residence you never see the rest of the year, people who suddenly start opening the door for you with big shit-eating grins.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

4 months

Winter food they say. I eat it all year round, so.... 🤪🔥

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

@thumbelulu 👉🤡 Cantonese is not dying. It's still spoken by a majority of people in HK, and by 10+ times more people in the Mainland than in HK. 但係咧，八婆於我想問，妳識唔識講白話啊？

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

A real French sandwich...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

@megan_khoo @hk_watch "American in England advocating for freedom in Hong Kong" The Yank should go to to the US and mind her own bidniss... "Hong Kong LegCo swiftly reviews" Swifly, heh, 27 years too late. Some swiftness...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

23 days

So apprently, Muricans can't even spell...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

4 months

@tongbingxue This is 沙頭角, a village in the northeast corner of HK. It was split in two when the UK annexed the New Territories. It used to be a trading area, where people in Shenzhen could come to the HK side and buy TVs, clothes, etc.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Real Korean food.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

While exiting SZ, I was queuing up at the x-ray station. Hongkie about my age arrives, jumps the queue right ahead of me, drops his bag on the conveyor, and runs. I grabbed his bag, dropped it on the floor. He's probably still waiting for his bag.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

19 days

Minister for Indo-Pacific to meet authorities during stops in Hong Kong and Beijing, marking first visit by UK official since new law passed You come to *Asia* carrying that "Indo-crap" title, to lecture another country about internal affairs? Sure. 🤡

Visiting UK minister to press Hong Kong authorities over ‘erosion’ of rights

Minister for Indo-Pacific Anne-Marie Trevelyan to meet authorities during stops in Hong Kong and Beijing, marking first visit by UK official since domestic national security law passed.

www.scmp.com

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

"30% of Hong Kong international schools expect expat applications to fall" Again, tempest in a small tea cup, not even pot: we're talking about 25,000 kids, vs over one million school kids total in HK. let's focus on what's important here...

30% of Hong Kong international schools expect expat applications to fall

Among 68 schools surveyed, 20 anticipate annual 13 per cent decrease in admission applications from non-local students in the years up to 2028-29.

www.scmp.com

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

@SimonSW13 What a cesspool...

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

@aurorachaang Emo GenZ 🤡 needs to go back to school and learn some Chinese...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Hong Kong Court finds actor Joseph Ng and 7 others guilty of rioting during “Lunch with You” protest in Central And until sentencing they will lunch with prison guards.

Hong Kong Court finds actor Joseph Ng and 7 others guilty of rioting during "Lunch with You"...

2nd December 2023 – (Hong Kong) The District Court has found actor Joseph Ng and seven other individuals guilty of rioting and wearing masks during the “Lunch with You” protest that took place in...

www.dimsumdaily.hk

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Genociding Cantonese, the Xinjiang way... 你當我lulu呀？

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Telling you I'm French without a word... 😅

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

12 days

La winning team, different location.

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

6 months

One week without Lanzhou lamian. This unbearable situation had to be fixed...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

@Luistecnologico 👉🤡👈

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Getting brutalized in the comments. 99k views, 2 likes (Mom and Dad?)

Yannis Silnyy 🟧

@yannis_silnyy

3 months

@HaraldinChina @Engineer_Psych Name a single thing that China has developed that is now the standard in the world

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@TheGrouchHK

7 months

"Wilson noted that while his pistol was not registered in Hong Kong, it is properly registered in Washington state, and that he holds a concealed pistol license." Yeah bud, but you're not in WA. That license doesn't mean shit here.

Sen. Jeff Wilson detained, arrested at Hong Kong airport for possession of firearm - Jeff Wilson

OLYMPIA – Sen. Jeff Wilson, R-Longview, was arrested at the Hong Kong airport Friday night after he discovered a pistol in his carry-on luggage and reported it to customs authorities. Wilson has been...

jeffwilson.src.wastateleg.org

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Da winning team!

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

6 months

People who haven't been to HK think it all looks like Centra-Admiralty-Wanchai. Meanwhile, 85% of the territory looks like this...

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@TheGrouchHK

6 months

GenX when they will retire...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Pro-democracy HK activist Pastor Keung allegedly stabbed in the back in Taiwan "stabbed in the back" figuratively or literally?

Pro-democracy HK activist Pastor Keung allegedly stabbed in the back in Taiwan - Dimsum Daily

17th March 2024 – (Taipei) Alan Keung, also known as “Pastor Keung,” the founder of the online media outlet “Free HK Media,” claimed in a live video on social media in the early hours of today (17th)...

www.dimsumdaily.hk

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

"Beijing should allow mainland Chinese to visit Hong Kong more easily, increase duty-free goods quota, Starry Lee says" Funny how seemingly reasonably intelligent people can suddenly become dumb-dumb when it comes to cross-border relations...

‘Beijing should let mainlanders visit Hong Kong more easily, boost duty-free’

Starry Lee, city’s sole delegate to nation’s top legislative body, calls for return of multiple-entry permit scheme for Shenzhen residents.

www.scmp.com

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

@Sprinter99800 "I am not going to deny them access" Like she could... What a tool...

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@TheGrouchHK

14 days

When raw facts don't mean knowledge...

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

And they keep enforcing it. So very quickly the ��湾同胞 was pulled from my line and sent to the faster 国民 line. His eyes said "Why me?" But he obeyed quietly. When his turn came, he pushed passport and card eagerly towards the Immigration officer, who threw back the passport.

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

@thisischaniece It's LUNAR, not Chinese!

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Spent ½ hour in Elements, one of the nicer shopping malls in HK. Been to 3 shops / counters. Haven't spoken a word of English - staff doesn't seem to speak a word of it. That Cantonese genocide isn't going too well so far...

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Probably the shittiest part of entering Shenzhen Bay is having to queue up for luggage x-ray and hongkies jumping the queue and shoving people out of the way so they can go first. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I had to block the same guy twice. 你唔識排隊啊？幾多歲啊？

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@TheGrouchHK

6 months

@FenrirCurieux @GendyGentil C'est pas mutuellement exclusif hein...

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

Hong Kong sees rise in returning emigrants seeking medical care "it is estimated that millions of Hong Kong residents have chosen to settle abroad" Millions... 🤡🤡🤡

Hong Kong sees rise in returning emigrants seeking medical care, some admitted to public hospitals,...

8th January 2024 – (Hong Kong) Amid multiple waves of emigration, it is estimated that millions of Hong Kong residents have chosen to settle abroad. The Hong Kong government has affirmed that it will...

www.dimsumdaily.hk

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@TheGrouchHK

6 months

Oh, you live in HK? Must be tough to live in a concrete jungle... Well about that jungle...

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The Grouch

@TheGrouchHK

2 months

"23rd March sees record 400,000 Hongkongers cross border, 313,000 head north, as airport departures soar by 55%" HK restaurant owners gonna whine some more I suppose...

23rd March sees record 400,000 Hongkongers cross border, 313,000 head north, as airport departures...

24th March 2024 – (Hong Kong) Immigration Department figures released yesterday reveal a record number of Hong Kong residents crossing the border on 23rd March. Over 400,000 individuals left the...

www.dimsumdaily.hk

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@TheGrouchHK

15 days

Hong Kong gearing up for 800,000 mainland visitors over ‘golden week’ holiday "while prices in HK were not as low as in SZ, local businesses should be working on providing better services and products." YOU THINK?

Hong Kong gearing up for 800,000 mainland visitors over ‘golden week’ holiday

Chief Executive John Lee says the government has been making ‘comprehensive preparations’ for the coming ‘golden week’ holiday.

www.scmp.com

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@TheGrouchHK

7 months

@thisischaniece This is kind of an extreme case. The latge majority of flats in HK, in KLN and the NT, are 500 to 700 sq ft. This young woman probably wanted to live absolutely on the island, and paid the price.

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5 months

@THEStevenSirski The UK.

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@TheGrouchHK

8 months

I also need to finish my @lilygo9 T-Deck LoRa messenger.

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

@No_More_China 👉🤡👈 Korean, Japanese, Thai-made... Sharpest knife in the drawer, you are not.

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

People who get off the escalator and freeze right there on the landing, while there'sa dozen people coming behind you, with nowhere to go... What ails you? And how can we fix you without violence?

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Asian GenZ be weird, episode 56373... And I'm not talking (only) about the green hair. She's been doing this for an hour.

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@TheGrouchHK

6 months

Autumn here feels like spring...

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@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Starving in Shenzhen be like...

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Apparently nrg has deleted that tweet, which doesn't mean we forget lol.

Barrett

@BarrettYouTube

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Obviously @Nrg8000 has not spent much time in China, otherwise he would know the QR code he is talking about is simply a wechat pay code, nothing at all do do with tracking people, so funny....

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

캪틴큐 is a quite famous whisky in Korea. The only whisky with no next-day hangover. Because if you drink it, you won't wake up for 48 hours... 🤣

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

@revmahoney @SolomonYue @hkdc_us @hkfp @hk_watch So how many young boys did you sexually abuse during your "career"?

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@Da_Cidre @AnnaKwokFY Siddown, Karen.

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@TheGrouchHK

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@li_dawei98 Before and after, heh heh heh.

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

CX emailing me that my flight has been rescheduled. Panic ensues. First, which flight? I'm flying a bit this month. 9h, the quick getaway to Hangzhou end of the month. Okaaaay. Next, how bad is it..? I stare at the email. And stare. And stare. Is this a joke?

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

How about paying your workers a decent wage, instead, hmmm Murica?

Frum TikTok

@FrumTikTok

3 months

🔥DELIVERY MAN GOES CRAZY: A delivery man for a grocery order demanded a tip, when the woman refused, he took all of her groceries back to the store. 😳

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Late lunch. Worth the wait.

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

@djtremors @PDChina 👉🤡

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@Eivor_Koy Not only nobody can read Latin at NatGeo, but can't read Russian either. It says on top "Latin text" lol...

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

How to make hongkies go bonkers without saying a word... NO DOOR-CLOSE BUTTON!!! 😂🤪

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

The winning team is back.

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

I received some Tai Cheong Bakery 太昌餅家 egg tarts. My memory was correct. They are barely edible. Never again...

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

Not that I need to introduce the winning team anymore, but...

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@TheGrouchHK

3 months

The team is back!

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@TheGrouchHK

5 months

Since I don't celebrate Christmas, yesterday's dinner was simple, but tasty.

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@TheGrouchHK

2 months

Who broke the weather? And who's going to fix that?

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

Taken a few hours ago.

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@TheGrouchHK

5 months

I normally don't drink coffee this late, but this is not a normal day...

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@TheGrouchHK

4 months

City I dislike: very long list. #1 is probably Paris City I begrudgingly respect: can't respect if there's a grudge City I think is overrated: HK City I think is underrated: Xiamen City I like: Shenzhen City I love: love is for humans and pets City I'd dream of living in: Penang

Andrew Kowalczyk

@commonmodechonk

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City I dislike: San Jose City I begrudgingly respect: Chicago City I think is overrated: Philly City I think is underrated: Minneapolis City I like: DC City I love: New Orleans City I'd dream of living in: Boston

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@TheGrouchHK

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UK fucking HK left and right for 150 years. NED paying for a colour revolution, fortunately a failed one. That kinda things.

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@TheGrouchHK

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Things to do in Korea as a first-time tourist for @ChefMiew . 1. Avoid winter if you're from warm regions. You'll die. 2. Avoid summer if you're from cold regions. No joke. 3. Autumn is probably the best season, albeit a very short one. The colors are wonderful. 1/x

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@TheGrouchHK

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Landlord wants to raise the rent by 14%. In this economy, and neighborhood... I guess it's gonna be bye bye rooftop...

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