After a disappointing PD, the board of directors at
@Elmers
has made the difficult decision to shut down operations until 2k25. We would like to thank all the players who participated this year. We will see you in September for 2k25. Please leave hateful comments 👇🏼
A glimpse at Glue Guys’ accommodations for the
@UnifiedProAm
event in Dallas.
1) Game room
2) Meditation 🧘♂️ space
3) Heated pool
4) Basketball hoop
Powered by:
@Elmers
The way
@MrCloydMan
, a Glue Guy Hall of Famer and the
#1
pick in the
@StatenIsland2K
17 draft, has been treated by method men is abhorrent. Accordingly, we have instructed our finance committee to place that team on our Do Not Sponsor list until further notice.
Not our best performance but the love from the community has been great, especially
@StatenIsland2K
who single handedly got us on the big screen. Great game by
@xKingsWorld
and
@B4TheFame__
; kings an excellent communicator and competitor. Thanks to
@UnifiedProAm
for grt event🎩
Players interested in Glue Guys, 90% of tryout is - if you commit to a time, you show up on time. Glue Guys prides itself on being one of the few responsible and timely teams in the community. We value our and our rosters time. Thank you and let’s rebuild Glue Guys together. 🤝
Glue Guys have two more openings to finalize our 8 man roster for post draft. We are in advanced negotiations with a few players but DMs are still open for committed, low ego and non-toxic players:
1) need SG
2) need someone that can play both Lock and PF at a high level
Glue Guys are having a great week in the lead up to
@UnifiedProAm
event in Dallas:
1) secured beautiful Airbnb where we can network with key community members over pool,cards 🃏, basketball,food and drinks
2)
@SoarDogg
jerseys came out great
3) won
@DirtyGraphics
logo contest
Glue Guys
@UnifiedProAm
Dallas Event Roster Reveal:
@MrCloydMan
will be our starting SG at the Dallas event. Stay tuned as we slowly roll out our starting 5.
Thanks to Chief Technology Officer and roster member
@_Chino_Cochino_
for the gfx.
Glue Guys are looking for a star PG to build their post draft roster around. Interested candidates must be 21+, have extensive comp experience, be non-toxic, mature, and have fun playing the game.
@StatenIsland2K
accolades will get your resume to the top of the pile.Please DM🎩
GGs to Below Zero as we advance to the second round of the
@WRproamleague
playoffs. Glue Guy of the night is
@GodSavedHim
who went crazy game 1.
@dvnxsty
does what he always does. And HC
@StepbackSam
made sure we adjusted as needed.
Congrats to
@xShakesss
on a great guest appearance for Glue Guys. After completing his background check during which he proved to be a good cultural fit, we’re happy to announce that
@xShakesss
has made our
@WRproamleague
roster and will be on the team going forward.
Glue Guys would like to welcome
@Kemprrr
back after he took a brief hiatus to wonder the dark lonely desert of post draft outside of the
@Elmers
family. Now, time to lock in till 2k24. Welcome back kemp!
Glue Guys are proud to announce the signing of:
@FredofrmDaPs
(Lock, PF, C) (SIBA)
@GodSavedHim
(PG)
@GuardMovin
(PG, SG) (SIBA)
They are currently completing the onboarding process to learn Glue Guys system (including the famous list)
See below for our
@UnifiedProAm
Jersey reveal featuring the famous glue bottle that won the
@HOFLeague2K
@DirtyGraphics
logo contest easily.
The design features the iconic glue bottle as the center piece with colors that match those of the famous logo.
#masterpiece
The 2k bully isn’t so tough after all. A few tweets highlighting his foolish behavior and poor understanding of the English language and we finally have some relief. Hopefully, we can go back to just having fun playing 2k now.
Glue Guys are on a 7 game win streak as we notch 3 more wins in Dunk League. Aside from coobs, whose mid, 1 through 8 on roster are excellent and each bring a unique skill set to the team.We’ll hit some rough patches, as all teams do,but this group is here for the long haul
Glue Guys have openings at SG and C. Must have comp experience, non-toxic, 21+. For SG, we prefer the meta 6’3 99 steal build. DM if interested.
@StatenIsland2K
experience is preferred and we schedule around SIBA obligations. DM if interested.
Glue Guys are officially signed up!
@EvThatGuy
and
@deluxpike10
the community demands to see the
@RespectRTN
and Glue Guys rivalry in the first round on Xbox. Please make it happen.
See y’all at the Glue Guys dinner!
🎩
🚨 ONE SPOT LEFT 🚨
ONE SPOT REMAINING! Less than 24 hours to register for the final Xbox spot of
#UPARegionals
:
➡️ Deadline: TONIGHT (12/2)
🗓️ January 13-15, 2023
💰 $30,000 Prize Pool
🗺️ Dallas, Texas
Register ➡️
Glue Guys are proud to announce the signing of the following players:
@xRICKOSHAY
5 year max contract through 2k29
@DevooSold
1+1 with team option
@Easy_Macaroni
10 day contract
They will don the famous colors and step foot in the legendary
@Elmers
arena. Welcome!
Glue Guys rebuild update: Good runs last night with solid group of guys who showed up on time and were cool on the mic. More runs scheduled for tonight as we look to lock down a roster of approx 7 or 8. We seem set at PF, C and Lock. Need one more committed PG/SG
Glue Guys welcome
@GeoAdebayo
to the roster at C. His extensive
@StatenIsland2K
exp will help with skill on the court and organization off the court.
@FazoSoTuff
, another siba veteran, has almost completed his probation period.
.
@Elmers
Press Release: Due to overwhelming demand, our board has agreed to form an expansion pro am team in addition to our widely successful “Glue Guys” franchise. Our consultants have recommended the following name: “GlueSticks Gaming” - Stay tuned for updates
GGs to
@PTP2K
as Glue Guys advance to round 4 of the
@MPBA2K
Gauntlet.
@PTP2K
roster was giggling on the bus before the game. They woke up in the fourth but too little too late. See y’all next season. While every team breaks apart every two days, glue guys build.
Glue Guys are bringing back the world famous
@Elmers
Invitational.
Max 8 teams
Bo3 rounds
400 pot - full payout
Only rules: no 2k league players or current prospects
6 spots open - glue guys will run 2 teams. When spots filled we’ll announce start time.
Elmer’s Invitational bracket is updated below - thanks to everyone who participated. We will be sure to tweet out the day and time of the finals when it’s confirmed.
Glue Guys upcoming schedule later this week:
1)
@UBL2KLEAGUES
final four
2)
@WRproamleague
playoffs
3)
@HOFLeague2K
playoffs
——
4)
@DUNKLeague2K
inaugural season
But first, pool and relaxation day in Dallas. We’ve received DMs for tryouts and we’ll get them going soon. 🍹
It is with deep regret and sadness that we must announce that our sponsorship deal with
@HarlemEnergyNYC
and Winter Warz is over after
@StatenIsland2K
commissioner
@2KsAdamSilver
terminated his coaching contract for conduct detrimental to the league.
In connection with our return to the pro am scene, Glue Guys are looking to enroll a mature, egoless and responsible/responsive PG in our Glue Guys Development Program. If this description fits you, please DM.
Glue Guys are recruiting. Must meet following qualifications:
1. SIBA Pro
2. Ability to play more than 1 position
3. Must be a “glue guy” - Google it
DM with SIBA team and positions played for consideration.
Our CEO, Coobs 👨💼, has decided to start his player journey in
@StatenIsland2K
. You can catch him in the playground (generally in the evenings). If you bully him in the 🛝, you will feel the repercussions from our legal team.
Congrats to the Wu Gambinos on winning the SIBA season 17 title. congrats to
@2KsAdamSilver
on a successful season - massive viewer numbers, active discord, instant payment, and fair treatment of Wu in the finals despite diff of opinions with some of their players. 🎩
Great runs last night in
@DUNKLeague2K
as the new roster continues to build chemistry.
Our “Glue Guy” of the night is
@Kemprrr
who had a standout performance at C 🐴 🐎
🚨 Glue Guys v iBall Empire in the elite eight of the
@MPBA2K
gauntlet will tip off at 12:30am EST.
@StatenIsland2K
@feach23
members are encouraged to support one of their own
@MrCloydMan
.
You can watch from a Glue Guys’ perspective
This is a great honor for Glue Guys and
@Elmers
! Special thanks to
@HOFLeague2K
and
@DirtyGraphics
for this innovative competition and for the great logo rendition! We look forward to the inaugural season of
@DUNKLeague2K
and another season of HOF. Thanks to all who voted for us
Glue Guys Press Release:
With lots of rumors, mostly false, flying around, the ownership group wanted to clarify a few items for our fans:
1.We recently decided to go separate ways with the core of our former roster.
Glue Guys are still open for applications to join the roster. Looking for elite players who are adults, responsive and willing to buy in to an organized system. If you fit the description, DM the twitter page and we’ll set up a try out.
Who would Glue Guys draft if they ran a
@NBA2KLeague
team based purely on maturity and “Glue Guy” traits?
1.
@buke_11
- excellent communicator, focused on winning and not his stats, good digital citizen, self-made;
2.
@SessionsGaming_
- high IQ and excellent attitude
Glue Guys TV
Our very own
@MrCloydMan
and the 5 seed Rushing Elephants 🐘 will face off against the number 1 seed Apollo Kids in the divisional round of the
@StatenIsland2K
playoffs.
The game is tom at 6pm EST and will be streamed below
@2KsAdamSilver
4/4 from three for
@Perkasauras
; Glue Guy of the night goes to
@xReallyAnt
with 8 steals falling 2 steals short of breaking
@LebronBurnerman
all time steals record of 9 in one game. We went 1-1 with our friends new 🌊 but we only post the wins
Glue Guys Press Release: After prolonged negotiations,
@Elmers
has signed
@LogoLokic773
(C) to a 1+1 contract with a team option for 2k25. Lokic brings a quiet intensity and is an aggressive C. He is also reliable, responsive, and active
#WelcometoGlueGuys
📝 🤝
If you are a Glue Guys alumni and want to be added to the Glue Guys text group, please DM. Since we have not created a team, we are mostly discussing the the quality of adhesive brands on the market right now.
Sneak peak at how the Glue Guys will be eating at their luxury Airbnb in Dallas for the
@UnifiedProAm
event. Please be sure to drop by - “tell em to bring out the lobster!” Thanks to our generous sponsor,
@Elmers
Good luck to our two Glue Guys,
@dvnxsty
and
@Kemprrr
, as their Wu Gambinos squad faces off against the Brooklyn Zoo in the conference finals of the SIBA playoffs at 9pm EST tonight.
GGs to
@showtimefor6
and friends as Glue Guys advance to the third round of the
@UBL2KLEAGUES
mid season tourney. Glue Guy award goes to
@LebronBurnerman
who sets a new Glue Guys record for steals in one game with 9!!
Not our best performance but the love from the community has been great, especially
@StatenIsland2K
who single handedly got us on the big screen. Great game by
@xKingsWorld
and
@B4TheFame__
; kings an excellent communicator and competitor. Thanks to
@UnifiedProAm
for grt event🎩
Need a lock with a positive can do attitude and looking to have fun for
@DUNKLeague2K
OVN tonight. Please DM. Xbox only. Must not be a complete Bot. Half way bot is okay
Glue Guys operations will start up once again on Thursday, January 26th at 10pm EST and run through the end of post draft. We will reach out to players we’ve already been in contact with in the next two days. Focus will be on competing but also having fun.
Our elite 8 run ended against a great team. That was our first tourney in 2k23. Next up,
@HOFLeague2k
playoffs and then
@MPBA2K
playoffs. Many more leagues to go.
Unless 1) you are a former Glue Guy (who was in good standing when your contract was terminated) or 2) are
@LebronBurnerman
, you will be required to have 3 character references for a tryout in 2k24.
Our only goal in 2k24 is to win a 2k league eligibility tourney (and have fun)
Glue Guys
@DUNKLeague2K
runs will be live at the link below at 10pm EST. Tune in as
@GodSavedHim
tests out a new jump shot and tell him whether he should keep it or ditch it. If it’s bad, send complaints to
@Japstann
Press Release:
@Elmers
CEO and the manager of the world famous
@TheGlueGuys_
and
@GlueStickProAm
will be a special guest during the
@StatenIsland2K
pre draft show at 5pm EST. Show will be streamed at link below. Tune in to listen to coobs 👨💼analysis
Glue Guys in house legal team has received word that one of our former roster members
@killaj
has done a destructive act in
@StatenIsland2K
impacting the stats. We condemn these actions. He has been removed from all chats and the roster permanently. We support
@StatenIsland2K
.
@TMZ
reports that Glue Guys CEO, coobs, and star guard,
@GodSavedHim
, were seen attending the Wizards v Cavs game in DC this evening. Sources indicate that “shotti” is close to signing a deal with Glue Guys through the end of 2k23 post draft with a team option for 2k24
Great runs tonight in
@WRproamleague
;
@MrCloydMan
went off per usual but we need to make a special mention for
@GAMEOVER_2K
, our newest roster member for his great debut.
Glue Guys TV:
Glue Guys v
@itsEGgaming
9:30pm EST (B01 Bucks Tourney)
Glue Guys v
@BillytheGOAT51
and Loyalty Runs Deep (B03 Nets Tourney) 11:30pm EST
All games will be broadcast ad free at the link below courtesy of
@Elmers