30 actions you can take today to qualify for airdrops:
These are in no particular order, with no aim other than increasing onchain and protocol footprint. This isn't a guide as such; these are best used sprinkled in with the rest of your operations to change things up a little.
@InternetH0F
Fairly certain that once you have a bachelors, prospective employers stop caring about what you got in school.
Why would a school do this anyway? Like who does it benefit by them doing this to someone?
@ShitpostGate
"Mr Putin, I don't understand how this relates-"
"Is this a talk show or an interview? To understand the conflict, you must start at the beginning. Anyway, he turned it over, and the pickle was actually Rick. He was Pickle Rick. It was, as you say in the West, humorous."
@greentexts_bot
Anon's only chance is to go all in and show up in blackface tomorrow and hope he goes all the way out the other side to being not racist
@greentexts_bot
Boomers are weird about dishwashers even though they use less water and time, and are more hygienic than doing them by hand. Boomers being hateful of technology, whoda thunkit
@Kingsol_69
@InternetH0F
I've told my parents if I was to die unexpectedly they can do whatever they want for the funeral, service, wake etc but they MUST hire 2 or 3 very attractive women to throw themselves on my coffin as it's being lowered screaming "NOOOOO TAKE ME INSTEAD"
@DramaAlert
Media for the 800th time when a new strain comes out: oh yeah no we don't really talk about omicron or delta anymore BUT THIS ONE, OH THIS ONE IS THE BIG, SERIOUS ONE, BE AFRAID, BE VERRRRRRRRY AFRAID
Remember the delta variant? How we were all gonna die from it? What happened?
@greentexts_bot
"Your car is too slow."
"But you've said its the fastest you've ever been in."
"Yes, when driving. When it's parked, it's so slow. Goodbye."
@GreenTextRepost
@Stolenmemesrus
I did customer service at an ISP for a while and had an old couple call up and ask about upping their internet allowance, because they do a lot of gaming. I was expecting Candy Crush, Words With Friends etc. but he started going on about Diablo and how it's double xp weekend and
@greentexts_bot
It was always supposed to be a trade off of "it's cheap and convenient but it's bad for you" but now it's expensive, still bad for you, and the convenience doesn't really make up for it
@ShitpostGate
I called the number and it just put me through to the Belarusian consulate
The ambassador said he can teach my son all these things anyway though