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AFK

@ThatAFKNoob

10 months

My Winston’s reaction to jumping into 5 ppl when Ana is 95 to nano boost:

Squid !! 🍉 ia

@dried_squids

10 months

Q???? FUCKING Q???????? this is trash

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S9mm saying the n word has almost singlehandedly led to the complete downfall of any org investment in North American Overwatch esports. What a wild butterfly effect.

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I love how the callout for sojourn’s ability is called “slow” even though it hasn’t had a slow since the first open beta

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5 months

Scrimming 4.3k on Christmas is INSANE

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Your Honour, my client didn’t ajax, they simply juju’ed on that beat.

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2 months

Society

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2 months

I’m going to be the one to say it Leejaegon = KR MagicM8ball

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2 months

Yes, I have.

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2 months

Tf is Uncoachable even about

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7 months

I love how flash ops korea is just like OWL dream/fantasy teams while NA/EU might have like only one full OWL dream team collectively

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 months

Aight I think I get it: - EU is mauga-pilled - NA is orisa-pilled - KR doesn’t have a clue what they’re doing

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

First OWL team to win a match on Junker Queen gets to tweet Yass Queen Slay

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 months

Me avoiding the entirety of Toronto Defiant and Timeless because I need to challenge myself.

Overwatch Cavalry

@OWCavalry

2 months

Avoid as Teammate will be reworked in #Overwatch2 🚫 The avoid list will allow up to 10 players with the ability to pin players long-term; new avoided players will replace the oldest unpinned players on your list. These changes aren't expected until Season 12 at the earliest.

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2 months

The downfall of PGE (Evan NGO) (Viet prodigy) needs to be studied

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2 months

im stunlocked

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@ThatAFKNoob

11 months

yo @VancouverTitans u might need a guy

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11 months

LFT OWL I'm going to the army in August Lastly, please contact me discord: venom1 #6251

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2 months

Idk man, random contenders players go crazy

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3 months

Racism: cured

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 months

I will be creating an overwatch brainrot tier list of players/staff/members of the community. Interact with this tweet if you wish to be included on the list.

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@ThatAFKNoob

6 months

Take: The reason so many people’s favourite metas are goats or ball comps is because those are the metas where they understood the meta the most and actually learned to master a comp because they had the most time to play it. Goats was meta for 1.5yrs, ball was meta for ~1yr (?)

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

@SnailMailLuvr Cjay? More like She/They

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 months

@goldfish_ow I’m not accepting this as credible because I don’t know who you are.

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

To everyone bashing on this person for coming out about this: What Getamazed did wasn’t illegal, but he’s still a piece of shit for it and imo deserves to be called out. We need to promote better behaviour in this community and in general. Have some fucking empathy. (1/3)

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1 year

These types of comments really piss me off. The whole point of the Pro Am is to prove to fans and teams that the best of contenders can compete with a lot of OWL. We saw 2 different T2 teams win vs OWL teams, and we will see more. Put some respect on the title of contenders.

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@Blake6455

1 year

@BackupSio @TheRugue @overwatchleague @MaryvilleGG They were against a contenders team man

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3 years

@Hangzhou_Spark For reference:

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

Here’s the list of LFT players and staff that I’ve been working on: The second tab on this sheet is for players who asked to be on the list but either a) I’m not familiar with them or b) are lower level players. Enjoy, and DM me if you have any questions

People to keep an eye on for OW2 OD

People Tanks:,DPS:,Supports:,Coaches:,Managers:,Etc: Astronexz (MT),SnowL (HS),Aniyun (FS),Sama,p0int,ADM (Video Editor/SMM) Infekted (MT Sub),Excal (HS/FDPS) (Sub),Chance (MS),Clock,elijah,cinder...

docs.google.com

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2 years

@BOOOOOOOOOO00M @SFShock @CucumberColuge

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7 months

UKY LAN looks hype asf, happy to see some new faces playing, and elbows

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1 year

MagicM8Ball was the first contenders player to die in the Pro AM.

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4 months

@p0intOW ur such a negative nancy jesus murphy

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

how u gonna have a CaH team and then field a roster with papajoe on it?

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@NixStrong

1 year

One goal: the @OwPuertoRico tryouts 📝 Introducing your Nix x PR roster! 🛡️ @TheePapaJoe 🛡️ @Niann03_ ⚔️ @AlexiesEnrique ⚔️ @IGODLikE106 ⚔️ @ActuallyLoopy 💉 @DarthyPR 💉 @LightwoIf 💉 @Zulexz_ #WeAreTheEnd | #OWWC2023

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7 months

I WANNA PLAY REIN ZARYA I WANNA PLAY GOATS FUCK MAN TAKE ME BACK LET ME BOMB INTO GRAV LET ME FIRESTRIKE INTO GRAV LET ME BRAWL RAHHHH

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

Adding on to this, even if it is your religion, you should still practice tolerance. You can’t force your beliefs onto others, and you should follow the golden rule of “if you have nothing nice to say, don’t speak at all”. Keep your discriminatory beliefs to yourself.

av²ry?

@AV2RY

1 year

saying "it's my religion" isn't the ironclad defense a lot of these mfs think it is. you don't get to be an unwashed asshole and refer back to your made up set of rules like it clears you of all wrongdoing. if ur a piece of shit, the rest of the world doesn't owe you tolerance.

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

@NobleGG 👉👈 what if you 🥺 paid your staff 💖 💌

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2 years

18!🎂🎂 Officially legal baby 😎

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@ThatAFKNoob

11 months

T2 players should either help to develop T3 talent or not complain about the lack of good support players. Nobody else is going to develop talent, and most T2 coaches suck. That being said, it’s also on T3 players to work on themselves and improve on their own. 🧵

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@ITz_Dhillon

11 months

When T2 is pancaking about not enough Support players I think it may be time to pick up T3 Supports and develop them stop being so damn selective these days this ain’t 2020.

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 months

@Reinforce @CommanderX WOATs, because this is the Worst Meta Of All Time

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2 years

New gif dropped

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

Wait so a contenders roster could literally just be the bench of an OWL team + one person

Yiska

@YiskaOut

2 years

Overwatch League dropped its 2023 Roster Construction Rules. It includes: - Contract key dates - Increase of League min. salary to adjust for inflation - The death of rolling 30 days (HUGE!)

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

Yo @LAValiant someone leaked ur roster

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@ThatAFKNoob

10 months

Word of advice to any LFT players out there, esp those looking to break into T3: Keep your LFT post relatively short. You don’t need to include every single tournament finish, nor do you need to put every quality you have like you would on a resume (1/3)

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8 months

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2 months

@MattMerc OW Roles Defined: - Tank (you have to play every single tank and be ready to swap on a whim) - Sojourn - Tracer - Kiriko - Lucio

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 months

Tier list (may change). I hate all of you, especially @justdarxxy . If you think I placed you wrong, you probably deserve to be higher.

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 months

I will be creating an overwatch brainrot tier list of players/staff/members of the community. Interact with this tweet if you wish to be included on the list.

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ITS ALWAYS SOME LAST MINUTE ROSTER SHIT IN NA EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT FAIL

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2 years

@notkendric All my years of Minecraft pvp will finally mean something

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

No longer with @Altiora_Gaming . It was my decision to leave, been with them for ages and felt it was time for a change. Incredibly thankful to them for giving me my first T2 opportunity, it’s been a pleasure to work with all the wonderful ppl there. Wish them nothing but the best

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

My diamond 3 genji jumping into the backline with blade (he killed 0)

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@barstoolsports

1 year

Getting ready to tell the girl at the bar I like her outfit

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 years

Taking a break Read:

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4 years

@RedshellOW Don’t worry you’ll still look better than sideshow

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@ThatAFKNoob

5 months

Age absolutely does matter: 1. Some top staff won’t even consider older players when trialing for teams, ie Gunba with Florida 2. As you get older, you tend to have less time to get good at video games because you have responsibilities in life, like job, rent, family, etc (1/4)

Awkward

@awkwardOW

5 months

Your age doesn't play a big role in your lack of accomplishment in video games. I've worked with players in their 50's and 60's, both men and women, who reached the top 1% starting from below average. "I am too old to be good at the game, my reflexes are not the same as the

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4 years

@danteh it was just the carpe/fury/jjonak three stack that terrified everyone. honestly i dont think many ppl will care. at this point most players dont give much of a shit abt their sr and would rather have fun games than get bored soloing

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1 year

MagicM8Ball ajaxing vindaim to win the series Vs shock is the BEST timeline

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

Edaters having a FIELD day with this one

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@Lovense

2 years

He thrusts there, you feel it here, She thrusts here, you feel it there... #Lovense #LovenseCalor #LovenseNora #LovenseRemote #SexTech

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

Her: you must be 240p sparkr if you think we fuckin. Me:

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@ThatAFKNoob

11 months

People always complain about how the quality of contenders rosters has gone down over the years. Regardless of that, if there’s one thing that’s gotten better over the years it’s all the roster reveals and graphics stuff.

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@ThatAFKNoob

8 months

V-sync on or off? also with or without g sync?

G Sync no Vsync

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@ThatAFKNoob

4 months

Ashe might be really fucking good w DPS passive…

Overwatch Cavalry

@OWCavalry

4 months

Details on new global self-heal passive, new damage role passive and updated support passive in #Overwatch2 Season 9 👀

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@ThatAFKNoob

4 months

@Thee_Hawk Hawk not complaining? We’re in the twilight zone

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 months

LFT/LFO as Manager (NA) - Able to handle scheduling, roster building, budgeting, etc. - Will facilitate communication between team members and org. staff - Previous experience in top T2 with all the connections you’d need - Resourceful, hardworking

ThatAFKNoob - Liquipedia Overwatch Wiki

Ryan "ThatAFKNoob" Cohen (born October 19, 2004) is a Canadian manager who is currently working for UNC INC.

liquipedia.net

FACEIT Overwatch

@FACEIT_OW

2 months

FACEIT League Season 1. Powered by you 🫵 📅 Regular competition with 3 seasons per year ⬆️ Skill Balanced divisions from Open to Master 🤑 $170,000 in prizes, community backed 🏟️ Qualify for the Esports World Cup Open to all 🧡 Learn more:

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@ThatAFKNoob

9 months

Hey, yall! I've had a lot of time during the Contenders off season so I've teamed up with @a__amir to build a new T3 team! We want to take a new approach to player improvement and push for the top! If you're interested, fill out the form below!

AFK & Amir Project Team Tryout Form

docs.google.com

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@ThatAFKNoob

10 months

Hahahahahahahah i love overwatch contenders what a competitive tournament

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8 months

And it was juicy

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8 months

TheAFKNoob grabbed my ass.

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@ThatAFKNoob

11 months

Bro's about to be in a different kind of jail 💀

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11 months

i was in a relationship with @/aspire_ow. tw grooming

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COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE TANK COUNTER SWAP THE

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8 months

@Fone_OW Battle for oil

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

LFO as TM/AM/GM for Top OD/T2+ - Still with Altiora for now but willing to explore other opportunities - Previously with Altiora, Gaia, Kaizen and more - Discord: ThatAFKNoob #1380 - References available upon request, DM me for inquiries

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@Marked_OW not really? like for ppl in the know kinda but there wasnt anything public abt it

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@ThatAFKNoob

8 months

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@SP9RK1E_OW

8 months

Ggs @Infernal Doha’s soul has come in me😊

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 years

Alright none of this “like for indirect” bullshit. LIKE FOR A DIRECT THING, LIKE A MAN

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@magicm8ball Ur the type of guy to tell ask the teacher if we had homework

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@fpsKabe There’s no tank that plays well into mauga, u just get fucking ran past or u get shot in the head, broken character

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4 years

@ReyzrOW Correction: 2 anime girls have joined OWL before you: whatshername who joined the Spark and Super

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 years

@fatboyjohnyy @pooplover74 @Mr_Parker_Gamin @BadParkourAdam @GlasstetterMark @Calkent @socueme So you stop letting those ppl abuse the system so the money can go towards people who actually need it because they are physically incapable of working

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

Grooming doesn’t necessarily refer to grooming a minor. Grooming usually involves a large age difference but is also about an abuse of a power dynamic. It ain’t illegal but this person was, from their story, manipulated and coaxed into doing something they didn’t feel ok with 2/3

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

Got accepted to my first choice program let's fucking go

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@Guxue5 @Jkaru_hi is CREAMING his pants rn

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 months

Drunk driving on ball boutta have a whole new meaning

Overwatch Cavalry

@OWCavalry

3 months

Overwatch 2 x Porsche: Coming Soon 🏎️ We might get some new cosmetics with this upcoming collaboration, any predictions on who might get a skin? 👀

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@ThatAFKNoob

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@TorontoDefiant @EskayOW I see here it says there was a gap in your resume from 2019 to 2023, can you explain the gap in your resume?

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@ThatAFKNoob

10 months

Interact with this to be in twitter circle I have objectively stupid opinions I wish to voice

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

PASSED MY DRIVING TEST LETS FUCKING GOOO!

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@ThatAFKNoob

10 months

Imagine being so insecure about losing a SCRIM that you change the settings to give yourself an advantage LOL

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@zbra_ow

10 months

I have NEVER seen a more pathetic group of people. Scrimming with my collegiate team and the other team started changing settings after getting rolled. Took us an hour and a half to realize and they were being toxic too... I don't get mad easily but holy f

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@ThatAFKNoob

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@Gurululz If ur going to pursue a career in Esports, at least finish high school. In the event that you don’t find success, which is very likely, you need some kind of backup plan. You also have to consider that even someone of Guru’s age is a grandpa by Esports standards.

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@ThatAFKNoob

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LFT/LFO OWCS as Manager (NA) - Able to handle any scheduling, roster building, budgeting, and conflict resolution roles

ThatAFKNoob - Liquipedia Overwatch Wiki

Ryan "ThatAFKNoob" Cohen (born October 19, 2004) is a Canadian manager who is currently working for UNC INC.

liquipedia.net

Overwatch Esports

@OW_Esports

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Today, we are excited to introduce the new Overwatch Esports program and the Overwatch Champions Series! 🔗 Read our Blog

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@ThatAFKNoob

2 years

Went to type in a code to join a google meet for school and instinctively typed TXCXX as the code.

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@ThatAFKNoob

11 months

@FlNNfan @magicm8ball WAIT I MISSED A MAGICM8BALL SLEEP STREAM?? FUCK

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@ThatAFKNoob

9 months

. @RichRadLive and @KenobiCasts are the best casting duo in Overwatch and it isn’t particularly close. Never have I seen two casters consistently enhance the viewing experience of every single game they cast while painting amazing narratives for players and teams. Thank you <3

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

At the very least if you want to pass judgment on this person’s story, keep it to yourself. Assuming everything said is true, there’s no reason to attack a victim of abuse and manipulation. In publicly doing so, you look like the asshole and you’re just being hurtful. 3/3

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@ThatAFKNoob

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@MaeveOW You can counter swap OTP/cheese shit, there’s no shame in counter swapping and trying to outmechanic as long as u execute. Doesn’t matter how you play if you get the win in the end, to an extent

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 years

@PharaohOW @BastionMain11 My old teammate quit ow back in like august or September and since then his skin cleared up, his hair looks better and he’s had 2 girlfriends and has been enjoying other games.

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@ThatAFKNoob

4 months

Oh my god #Overwatch exists in #FamilyGuy 😱😱😱

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@ThatAFKNoob

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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@ThatAFKNoob

3 years

@StatiicOW @overwatchleague Not really. Without rein out of the pool, mei likely won’t see playtime. Maybe in some Orisa comps but likely not.

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@ThatAFKNoob

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@beepiiii The game plays pretty fast, the only time it feels slow is when ppl stagger or when you have to walk back 200m from spawn without speed/movement cooldowns. And even then it’s still faster than almost any other competitive game on the market imo

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1 year

I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division And Gamebattles I Love Open Division

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3 years

I’ll do this but I’ll post videos of it so y’all can laugh at me

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2 years

@NeptuneCDS @hadi_ow

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@melpotsnpans Touching tips

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@Crimzo @magicm8ball This man is taking aggro and y’all ain’t walking in. You fail to understand the right way to play the game (the MagicM8Ball method) #M8Balled

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@ThatAFKNoob

8 months

Grand Finals was an absolute blast, I’m so glad I got to meet so many people, y’all r awesome and thanks to everyone who signed my hat (sorry if I missed you)! Feels so refreshing to hang out with p2p people and meet the wonderful people who make this amazing scene what it is. <3

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