The sunscreen may or may not give you cancer....but whatever...STOP BEING SELFISH! Just put it on anyways!!!!

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@TexasAustyn @_ucancallmeal2 Have you always been crazy, or is this a new development?

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@TexasAustyn BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@TexasAustyn Lol

@TexasAustyn That's getting a bit much. I've already doubled my whiskey intake to ensure that (in addition to mine) the blood vessels of my neighbor don't clog up.

@TexasAustyn Some people need to wear condoms so the stupid stops in the genes.

@TexasAustyn ….just as long that it isn’t the Neutrogena with the accidental benzene formula for sunscreen as it’s been recalled by Johnson and Johnson… don’t they make one one the vaccines too✔️😂😂

@TexasAustyn However, Johnson & Johnson has a recall on sunscreen

@TexasAustyn That’s why my feet got sunburned. People need to cooperate for my health benefit

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@TexasAustyn I hope you wore a condom so the more intelligent girl next to you in the bar last night doesn't get pregnant.

@TexasAustyn This would be funnier if ultraviolet rays had the ability to be inhaled, multiply in a person’s lungs and subsequently be exhaled onto others. Since not, this isn’t as clever as you probably thought it was.

@TexasAustyn The amount of people who thought this was a clever and accurate take...jeebus. No wonder they are so easily fooled.

@TexasAustyn Ha ha!!!!’yep