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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Hey y’all! My name is Austyn and i’m from San Antonio 💋 Texas

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

The longer I remain unvaxxed, the more evidence I see supporting my decision.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Lol some poor soul out there is married to Jen Psaki.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

I guarantee you your husband would rather have a blowjob than an $8 Hallmark card for Valentine’s Day.

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Austyn_Texas

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2 years

Every time I hear AOC speak I wonder how she made it out of 8th grade

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

Bring back Alpha males

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

I just want the government to leave me alone. Is that so much to ask? Stay out of our bodies, bedrooms & bank accounts.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

How do you get people to not focus on what’s really going on? Divide them. Make them hate and fight amongst each other. Spread propaganda, fear, false information & narratives. It’s working like a charm.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Sometimes you meet someone. Within seconds you just immediately know you want to spend the rest of your life without them.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Ladies, never let your man leave the house horny or hungry. There’s always a whore with a sandwich.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Do people really find the piercing that’s in a girls nose but it looks like a bull ring, attractive? I don’t get the appeal.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

If you don’t own a gun/ammo already, get one. Like now.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Looking for like minded people who want to buy land, build your own home, yuge wall around the property, with a gate, have a community garden, hunt/fish. I can teach the kids & cook the food. Who’s down?! (basically like Amish ppl but with alcohol, electricity, not weird clothes)

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Gonna piss off some liberals today and eat a hamburger.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Having big titties and it being 101 degrees outside doesn’t mix well.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

It’s crazy how the flu magically disappeared for 2 years and is now back. Interesting, huh?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

My feelings are SO hurt. Someone that I’ve never followed to begin with, that I have absolutely no idea who they are, has told me they will be unfollowing me. Please pray for me in this difficult time.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Tomorrow is our daughters surgery. I never imagined she’d have to have a tracheotomy at 2 yrs old. Ever. The last 2 years have been a blur. It’s a combination of emotions. I’m so excited for her to have her Trach tube removed. I’m also nervous/scared. I know Gods in control.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Have you noticed they stopped spraying the grocery carts?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Bye Bye Beta O’rourke

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

30 days

@xbtGBH People are so mean

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

If a girl wants you to spend $50+ on some candy, popcorn & soda at the movie theater then she doesn’t have your best financial interest in mind. We’re going to Walgreens before and I’m sneaking that shit in my purse.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 months

Here we go! 🩵 Prayers appreciated

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Mandatory voter ID in every single state.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 months

Heading home from the hospital 💙🩵 we both haven’t slept in 24 hours. Please pray for us haha

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Breaking: CDC now recommends you wear a butt plug to reduce spread of Covid-19 through farting.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

The next girl who asks me about if, “I’ve gotten my vaccine?”, I’m going to ask them how their last Pap Smear test came back?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

If you want to know how white I am, I buy some of my clothes from the Cracker Barrel.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 months

My heart is happy 🩵

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

I detest Beto with a passion.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

We got the BEST news today!!! Our 4 yr old daughter will be getting her Tracheotomy tube removed next month! She’s had it in almost 2 years now. It’s been such a rough time for my family. I’m so glad this chapter of our lives is coming to an end. She’s doing amazing. Praise God!

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

11 months

I finally got the puppy to match my “Golden Retriever personality.” Meet Texas!

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Hi friends! My family and I are currently in Houston. Our 3 year old daughter will be having surgery tomorrow morning. For those of you who don’t know, she was in the hospital quite along time last year. She had to have a tracheotomy. Please keep her & my family in your prayers😇

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

I can’t believe that I even have to say this but please do not send me a picture of your peepee.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

Hi 👩🏼‍🍳 making steak & potatoes tonight. What are y’all having?!

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 month

Yes. We love it

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1 month

Is it appropriate to touch your woman like this in public?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

I’d like to thank my husband for having sex with me, getting me pregnant and making me a mother. You da real MVP #HappyMothersDay

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

I’ve managed to make it through my entire life without filming myself in the car having a mental breakdown. So I’ve got that going for me.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

My vote is a medium rare ribeye. What’s yours?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 months

The men saying she’s fat wouldn’t even know what to do with themselves if this girl paid them them the slightest bit of attention. Normalize having a normal body. She’s not rail thin with basketball size implants. She looks amazing and has curves in all the right places.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

I feel like I need to start my own show. One that’s the exact opposite of The View. We have on attractive women with conservative/moderate takes on social issues, discuss how the government is corrupt, gardening, gym, cooking tips, and funny relatable mom content.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Why do men retweet porn on here? It’s so weird & creepy. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a nice pair of big titties as much as the next person. But I don’t want to see it on here. Stop retweeting porn/nudes. It’s weird.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Do you think gas will get to $10? Honestly, do you think it will get that bad?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

STOP messaging me asking for money to be sent to your family in Gambia that live in a village hut with dirt floors....from your iPhone.

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

Who’s Meagan Markle?

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

Straight hair me is a whole different vibe.

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

Do you ever start typing a tweet and it’s 100% true but then you’re like ughhh this will get my account deleted again...

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

I’d rather scrub toilets at Walmart than sell naked pictures of myself to strangers on the internet. Gross. I’m better than that.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Am I bad that I laughed ?

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@DonutNewsNetwrk

2 years

TASER TASER TASER Florida woman threatens Walmart patrons with a knife and it doesn’t work out well for her

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Y’all I read the symptoms and think I’ve been getting the omicron variant pretty much twice a year for like the last 30 years…

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

@BetoORourke I’m confused. You support gender transition surgery for children and late term abortion. How is that prioritizing the health of kids?

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

Do you ever just look at someone and you know exactly who they voted for

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

Imagine if we all just ignored celebrities.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Dr. Fauci recommends you wear sunscreen this summer so the person next to you doesn’t get burned.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

@OliLondonTV @CatchUpFeed She is not plus size. I’m a size 10 and I’m considered “plus size or curvy”. There’s a difference. This woman is morbidly obese & unhealthy. If she wants extra seats, she can purchase them. 3 seats? That’s a whole row of seats she’s taking up. A lifestyle change would be cheaper.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Men, stay masculine. Lift heavy stuff and be a gentleman. It’s not toxic 😂

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

I remember being in 7th grade and watching one of the planes fly into the Twin Towers, seeing people jumping out of the burning building. Those horrible images will never leave me. For anyone to compare Jan 6th to 9/11 is a direct disrespect to the thousands who died.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

Is it un American of me if I don’t like turkey on Thanksgiving? I just don’t really care for it. I’d rather have ham or a steak idk

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Got together with my family tonight to celebrate my uncles birthday. 💖

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

1 year

Thank you for coming to my annual 30th Birthday party.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Tell me if I don’t follow you and I’ll follow you back. But not if you retweet porn and are going to send me creepy weird DMs. Relatively normal people preferred lol 😂

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

@DrLoupis I zoomed in and laughed

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

6 months

Happy Thanksgiving! Thankful for my girls. #blessed

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Okay seriously…Do you consider Die Hard a Christmas movie?!! Yes or No

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Man, some of y’all need to lighten up. I post a lot of sarcastic & silly things. Freaking Karen’s coming at me for making sex jokes about “what kinda mom am I?” A GREAT ONE with a sense of humor! Let me ask you this, how do you think I became a mom in the first place? 😉

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

@ClownWorld_ So desperate for attention. She had to make her TikTok account private after this video or I think deleted bec she got so much backlash, as she should’ve

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

I’m gonna start an onlyfans cooking page, but call it onlypans 🤓

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

What’s it called when you don’t enjoy being around people you don’t like?

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Never in a million years would I think I’d want to buy some land, chickens, grow my own food, live away from people. I used to be a lot more materialistic. Thought I’d always be a city girl in my high heels. People change. I’ve changed a lot this last year, for the better.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

If standing up for yourself burns a bridge, I have plenty of matches. Saddle up. We ride at dawn.

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

I bet Beto only pees sitting down.

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

Which one?

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

Hotel bathroom pic ❤️

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

I’m curious, what state are y’all from?

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

Unvaxxed Sperm is the next Bitcoin.

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

I saw a grown woman today (prob in her 20’s) eat her own booger at the stop light. I literally gagged. What’s wrong with ppl?!

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@TexasAustyn

3 months

@DonaldTNews She has an ass and Taylor Swift doesn’t

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

My 5 yr old and husband are both sick. So I’m basically taking care of two 5 yr old children right now.

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@TexasAustyn

9 months

I think it’s weird when married men don’t wear their wedding ring.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Friends I have a praise report! My 3 yr old daughter passed her sleep study with flying colors!!! She slept absolutely perfect with her Trach capped off. She can breathe completely fine on her own and can have her Trach tube removed!

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

My daughter has her sleep study tonight. If this goes well then she’s one step closer to having her Trach removed. She’s doing so well. Please keep her in your prayers this evening. I really appreciate it 😇

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 months

My dad came to my daughters career day today. He talked about his 30 yrs of being an Air Force fighter pilot and all the planes he’s flown. The Kinder kids loved it. He brought them little gliders & airplane activity books. Best Papa ever!

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

10 months

Lol umm speak for yourself

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@TexasAustyn

3 years

What’s a Grammy?

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

@AnthonyBass52 @united Ohh no your wife had to clean up after the mess your kids made lol what a Greek tragedy

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

Nothing like getting into a family argument as we head out the door for church on Easter Sunday.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

What are some movies that would never be made today? Blazing Saddles Trading Places

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

I bet Justin Trudeau makes breakfast for his wife’s boyfriend. 🥓🍳🥞☕️

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

Is your husband being cranky? Yes? Then ask yourself, how many times a week are we having sex? Men are simple creatures. Make him good food & have sex with him regularly.

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

Americans & Canadians are fighting over who has the worst leader hahaha

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

Be okay with not everyone liking you.

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

“I ain’t got a motor boat, but I can float ya boat.”

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@TexasAustyn

1 year

I freaking love steak so much.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Being pretty only gets you so far in life, you also have to be crazy.

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@TexasAustyn

2 years

I wish we (society) could go back to the days before the iPhone and social media.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

3 years

I was on the stairmaster & coughed. This lady looked at me as if I had Leprosy. Calm down, Karen. I don’t have Covid. I’m just thicc & trying to get some exercise. Jeeze.

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Austyn_Texas

@TexasAustyn

2 years

Leave 'em Broadway girls alone