Naija politician starter pack.
As we embark on this journey to foster peace and prosperity amongst our people, rest assured that our focus will be on harnessing the vibrancy of our youths, to empower them and unlock their great potential, at this crucial moment in our history.
When an American citizens wake up in the morning, he says God bless America, here in Nigeria, what do we do or say, we curse and abuse the country and leaders unknown to us that, by extension, we are cursing our children and generations to come. Join me and say "GOD BLESS…
Men need to stop treating the sexual urge as uncontrollable.
You're not going to take a dump inside church/mosque no matter how pressed you are. That's arguably a more primal and uncontrollable urge than sex. We are not beasts nau.
1. It's an honest job.
2. Rode in a naija guy's Uber a couple of months ago & he showed me the income side onhis app. No less than £1k/week on the average. I reckon he's taking good care of his family.
LANDMARK: Amid Demolitions, FG to Abandon Lagos-Calabar Highway Realignment Due to Submarine Cables
The Federal Government of Nigeria has announced its decision to abandon the proposed Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway realignment.
Random memory yesterday, how one of my friends in Uni nearly had to do an extra year because they “couldn’t find” some of his elective results.
So went into the various file rooms with admin staff and dug them out.
Then HOD said collation deadline had passed, that sorry.
I had a colleague who lived with her ex/divorced husband for nearly 10 years, so they could raise the kids together.
And that question you want to ask, the answer, according to her, is no. The answer to the follow-on question is also no.
The Abuja rice pyramids are being dismantled, I am sure some of us are still expecting to see a hidden wooden structure so they can validate their earlier claims. But another disappointment. The paddy rice is being distributed to many rice mills across the nation for processing.
Meanwhile, every day someone is missing or being kidnapped, villages are being sacked, Boko Haram is making gains. WHAT DOES THE DSS CONSIDER TO BE ANARCHY????
1. What law makes it illegal for people to use the app?
2. If such a law exists, what punishment does it prescribe?
3. If no such law exists, what is this SAN doing???
Obi’s candidacy came with so much division & hate…tribal division, religious division even family and friends have been divided all for this cause.
Isn’t this enough for these so-called “Prophets of Baal” to understand that God was never having it with this dude?
Quitting a job you don't like, without an alternative means to keep liveable earnings coming in, will not make you happier or less stressed. Unfortunately.
You lost the results, he found them.
He didn’t fail the courses.
But he just has to swallow the bitter pill of an extra year for nothing.
Ah, I went and brought big professors to drag HODs ass.
All calm and peaceful at my polling station. Voting materials not delayed. Verified and voted in under 2 mins. Tempted to stay to defend my vote, but nobody is dragging it with me…
BREAKING: President Tinubu directs all impeachment proceedings initiated against Governor Fubara by the Rivers State House of Assembly led by Speaker Martin to be dropped with immediate effect.
This is the insincerity of the FGN & Police about
#EndSARS
laid bare and why all the people who say "Government has disbanded SARS, so be reasonable and go home" got short shrift.
Everybody rescued from SARS/Police came out with bruises and swollen eyes. Part of why FGN must
#EndSARS
and
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
. Default police behaviour cannot be rough-handling everyone they arrest.
Amnesty International calls on the Nigerian authorities to free Chioma Okoli and drop all charges against her. The Nigeria Police charged Chioma Okoli with cybercrime offenses for review of a tomato paste shared on social media.
The Kyari facts hashtag should be a thing of shame to our veteran journalists in Nigeria. Not one of them raised, even briefly (for example), how a Cambridge-trained lawyer reconciled being in a govt that routinely disobeyed court orders. Just awesome WhatsAppery.
The Constitution says I am a citizen if my parents or grandparents are citizens, not if my Local Government Chairman says I am one.
This LG letter is an extra-legal condition that you have added. It proves nothing and has no constitutional backing.
Thank you very much for this “question”.
First off, you DO NOT necessarily NEED to go to your state of origin to get the “indigenship document”.
We are aware that most states have liaison offices in other states. For example, Anambra state has liaison offices in Lagos (Eti-Osa)…
Tinubu's lawyer, Oluwole, joined the deposition online but didn't say a word, even though his name was mentioned multiple times literally and figuratively during the deposition
Has any Police reform happened since last year's protests? NO
Are Nigerians any safer from the threat of kidnap and false imprisonment by policemen? NO
Has there been justice for all the names we read out during last year's processions? NO
Should we stop screaming
#EndSARS
?
Dr.
@UjuAnya
describes the harassment she experienced after being targeted by Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos and how she fearlessly responded (warning, strong language). For the full interview go to
The members of Nigerian Army reportedly had the dreadlocks of former Super Eagles forward Uche Nwafor, cut off in onitsha today, despite identification.
UPDATE ON THE CLOSURE OF BANEX PLAZA, ABUJA
Following the recent unrest at Banex Plaza in Wuse, Abuja, on Saturday 18 May 2024, by yet to be identified hoodlums who launched a brutal attack on some Nigerian Army personnel, a swift intervention by soldiers and policemen on…
This is the story of "Solomon" Goje
Caught on Monday
Charged on Tuesday
Bailed on Wednesday
Elected on Thursday
Buharied on Friday
Cleared on Saturday
Balling on Sunday
That is the story of "Solomon" Goje
I would like to congratulate my good friend and MP the Rt Hon. Boris Johnson on his successful discharge after hospitalisation for Covid19. The country, nay mankind, is counting on your continued leadership.
Incredibly poor analogy. Intellectual dreggism. Do spare parts dealers set up shop disregarding property rights? Are they occupying their stalls free of charge?
On the issue of banning grazing, the AGF asks if you deny the rights of a Nigerian citing the example of Northern governors coming together to ban the trade of spare parts in the north. Does it hold water?
#PoliticsToday
I had a client who lost several $$millions because Customs wouldn't let him clear his sugar, regardless of pristine paperwork; not without a certain someone's say so. That one I heard firsthand. There are several other more remote/anecdotal accounts.
From Alagbon to Ajah to Maroko to Adekunle to Mokola to Badagry, ALL the police units I have personally encountered are pungently corrupt, hopelessly unprofessional and extremely lacking in empathy and common sense.
The vast majority of men and women of the Nigeria Police Force are patriotic and committed to protecting the lives and livelihoods of Nigerians, and we will continue to support them to do their job.
Who dey complain of interim government: APC
Who be President: APC
Who be speaker: APC
Who be senate President: APC
Who INEC declare winner: APC
Brethren, let us reason together. Where the hell is an interim government supposed to come from? Who has the power to instal one?
People demanding accountability from the government want a better country. You, slavishly defending everything the government does, what is it you want?
I heard one BS today and screamed!
"If to say Buhari enter like 12 years ago, e for do all the work wey Obasanjo do, with far less corruption."
BASED ON WHAT EVIDENCE, YOU NITWIT???
Meet the newly appointed Special Advisers to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu
1. Mr. Dele Alake, served as Adviser on Information to late MKO Abiola, a former Lagos State Commissioner for Information and Fellow of the Nigerian Guild of Editors.