Tank Lanning @TankLanning Twitter profile

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Tank Lanning

@TankLanning

16 days

Just SENSATIONAL from @EbenEtzebeth ... Is there any better insult disguised as advice out there? Hah!!!

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@TankLanning

5 years

Think my lightie might know me quite well! Has there ever been a better birthday "cake", ever?

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2 years

Took this clip while commentating ... Paul Roos 1st XV running out through a 50m tunnel made by the whole school. How cool must that be for the players? What a game of rugby!

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@TankLanning

6 years

Coach admits to coaching. Umpire factually called a thief. Racquet factually abused. Not sure why there is even a debate? Only one person in the wrong ...

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@TankLanning

5 years

#nougaanonsbraai I need one of these badly!

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2 years

Yes man! Alex Carey, Nathan Lyon, Travis Head, Joe Root and James Anderson asked to leave a venue for being “intoxicated” 6:00am on Monday, most still wearing their playing whites from the day before! Exactly the way a 5 Test series should end ...

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@TankLanning

2 years

Come on @OfficialCSA and @BCCI ... This series decider deserves a packed Newlands ... Make it happen!

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@TankLanning

5 years

Old man lost his wallet last Sunday. A lady found it. Went to the trouble of finding my number. And then dropped it off at my dad's home! How unbelievable is that?

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@TankLanning

5 years

WURIT Champions baby! Beat Bordeaux in the final! @ikeytigers #TigersinTokyo

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@TankLanning

3 years

Now that's how you use a combine harvester!

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@TankLanning

4 years

Mense. That's a braaibroodjie! #lockdownbraai #nougaanonsbraai

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@TankLanning

11 months

Needs to work on her pace ... Off the road, that is!! Hah, what a legend!

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@TankLanning

6 years

Incredibly honoured to have been asked by @sacsrugby to join the team as their 1st XV scrum coach!

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5 years

Not a footie fan, but full house crowd at Anfield singing "Never Walk Alone" with the team after the remarkable result last night one of the greatest sporting moments of all time?

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2 years

So in rugby parlance, the Proteas have just bounced back from a 50-0 defeat, and turned it into a 36-12 win ... against the same opposition, at the same venue, in 6 days!

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@TankLanning

2 years

Beers yes. Beers in seats yes. Vibe yes

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@TankLanning

3 years

Win the set, straight backs, keep pressure on opposition via perfect body position and not huge energy, then operate as a unit. Magnificent!

iNtandoyenkosi

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3 years

😍😍 Gotta love scrum porn 💪🏿🔥

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@TankLanning

5 years

Massively emotional day. Flip we worked hard as a team. To win today was just massive. What an honour to be part of the @ikeytigers . Now the 2 time WURIT champions. Well done boys! #TigersinTokyo

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@TankLanning

2 years

Cool way to end his time at the Prep ... Now for big school!

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@TankLanning

5 years

As I get more involved at this level, I ponder whether schoolboys are being best served by being put through almost professional-level rugby programs at a young age, only to realise later in life that they peaked at 17? We all know the click through numbers ...

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@TankLanning

4 years

Made a final call on the logo too ...

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@TankLanning

4 years

Peeps. 100 likes and I jet to shave Joe's hair off! You know what to do... #TikTok

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@TankLanning

5 months

Well, well, well. One might have to call this little experiment a success! Home made tong using picanha .... Just delicious...

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@TankLanning

2 years

Sensational test win. Almost unbelievable series win given first test. Astonishing performance by the Proteas!

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@TankLanning

2 years

So not even a hint of any disciplinary action against Kohli? Instead "India left furious"? Like being furious about gravity, or the earth being round ... Come ICC ... But of course it's the almighty BCCI you see ...

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@TankLanning

4 years

Not sure CSA should be revoking media accreditation... Could have doubled the crowd at Wanderers today 😜🤣

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@TankLanning

3 years

Give us the science that was used to make the decision to cull all school contact sport. Then we can all understand the reasoning ... Instead a 2 paragraph statement canning it while casinos, malls and theatres remain open

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@TankLanning

3 years

Why do we not have a braai emoji yet?

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@TankLanning

10 months

I only met Nick Koster a few times ... Enough to know he was a good egg. Not enough to know the darkness he was battling. I was lucky enough to get to know Basil Bey quite well. This tribute to Basil by Nick tells us a lot about both men -

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@TankLanning

2 years

So many cool Dave M moments over the years, but this one takes the cake. 7AM Saturday morning training at the Mile, and it happened to be my 50th birthday. Dave wasn't playing that week, so during the warm up, he pops up next to me with a compulsory Birthday Blackie! Yes, 7 AM!

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@TankLanning

4 years

And so completes the front row ... Tank, Basil, and now Paul. There'll be trouble beyond the pearly gates tonight ...

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@TankLanning

5 years

Got to love a stop at a local Karoo butcher... Everything cut to specification. All meat sourced from local farmers! Not sure I can wait till Sunday! #nougaanonsbraai

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@TankLanning

3 years

Incredibly excited to join @Bishops_Rugby as their scrum guy. As a player, I enjoyed the most extraordinary few years. Now hoping to be part of a team that creates the platform for the modern crop to do the same. U12, U13 and U16 packs today!

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@TankLanning

2 years

Watching cricket with a doc from a big Cape Town hospital ... Tells me they empty, very few Covid cases, with only 1 case in ICU ...

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@TankLanning

4 years

Tough as teak as a school master, but as fair and considered as you could ask for. A bit like his refereeing. Uncle Paul touched a lot of lives, including this one. Rest easy Paul Dobson

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@TankLanning

3 years

Rewarding when the hours and hours of hard work come together. Special scrum for the @ikeytigers

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@TankLanning

2 years

RIP Desmond Tutu. He Confirmed me in 1985… Epitome of the human spirit. Sad day

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@TankLanning

2 years

So now you can do cardio on a machine less than 1m from stranger, both sans masks. Yet when walking through gym, mask must be on. Mask free in a packed grandstand filled with strangers, yet masks on at a shopping mall. Stop the bloody idiocy ...

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@TankLanning

6 years

Didn’t manage it as a player. Almost as sweet as a coach, though. #intervarsity

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@TankLanning

6 years

So the Blues, with SBW, will be in Cape Town next week. At the same time the Aussie cricket side, with Warner, will be in the city. Any chance a coffee hook up with Bushpig De Kock?

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@TankLanning

3 years

Lightie just made 1st xv .... Do these freaks know how damage they are doing by suspending sport? Jeepers, I feel for this generation. To what benefit?

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@TankLanning

4 years

Who am I to argue?

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@TankLanning

7 years

Teaching kids who have never played to tackle ... And with no DStv, they never see the game on tv! What a wonderful experience ...

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@TankLanning

4 years

Ready to scrum? Not until you have passed this test my friends. It's brutal, but then so us the front row! Give this isometric back hold a tonk!

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@TankLanning

5 years

Incredibly sad to read of Johnny Clegg's death. Had so many great times at his concerts over the years. Loved this quote about him: "He showed us what it was to assimilate to and embrace other cultures without losing your identity"... RIP

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@TankLanning

4 years

Pilot in a planned series of mini online coaching clips on getting contact and breakdown ready via scrum basics #scrumschool #HomeGym #hometraining #LockdownSA

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@TankLanning

5 years

Pretty special moment for the Lanning family as the lightie gets 2 in a tight 12-7 win over the archenemy Bosch ... Not sure why my eyes got a little sweaty ... wasn’t even in the gym!

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@TankLanning

4 years

Not sure about these clip ons at practice though...

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@TankLanning

2 years

Oh yessss .... Cricket braai at the lovely @SACSHIGH

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@TankLanning

1 year

Got sent this today ... Remember that game well. 21 and taking on "Ou grote" at Newlands. Like scrumming against a bloody brick wall! RIP Frans! @Vlokskop10 @KeithKandrews @4KobusWiese @MornayVisser

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@TankLanning

1 year

Be gone foul loadshedding... Forced into going off the grid ... How long before it's primarily those that don't pay their Eskom bill that remain on the grid?

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@TankLanning

6 years

Kevin Anderson presser. What a down to earth, well grounded fellow! Properly impressive! Fantastic to have this man flying our flag. And now I don’t have to watch the SWC final!

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@TankLanning

3 years

Dom Pedro ... One of SA's finest inventions ....

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@TankLanning

2 years

Flip I'd love to see Novax win this ...

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@TankLanning

5 years

How out of control is this???

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@TankLanning

4 years

A bit sad to see the Wits boys not even pop in for one beer after the game last night. Half the joy about rugby is swapping stories with your adversaries after the game ... Well, for me it is ...

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@TankLanning

2 years

Incoming ....

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@TankLanning

2 years

Dave Meihuizen having to retire from rugby at his age makes me sad ... What a tough, but sensible call to make. Called him a future Bok the first day I coached him. And he would have been. Either that, or a Scot!

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@TankLanning

4 years

Factually the most dangerous shop in all of Knysna! Lucky to escape with just this ... #nougaanonsbraai

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@TankLanning

5 years

In the shuttle queue to Yokohama Stadium... #TigersinTokyo

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@TankLanning

3 years

Please let rugby never lose this, ever ...

The Canadian Ruck

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3 years

Love this! THIS needs to remain a fabric of rugby; at youth, club, amateur, pro and international levels.

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@TankLanning

4 years

Plankies!

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@TankLanning

6 years

Mense!! #nougaanonsbraai

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Tank Lanning

@TankLanning

2 years

And pretty good pace too ...

Rassie Erasmus

@RassieRugby

2 years

Lekka Frans Steyn !!!! ⁦ @CheetahsRugby ⁩

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@TankLanning

3 years

Deeply saddened by the death of Jannie du Plessis' child. Tragic. My thoughts go out to him and his family ... Sterkte!

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@TankLanning

5 years

I can only imagine how much work has gone into that campaign! Just magnificent, and so welcome in a country going through some tough times. Well done Rassie. Well done Siya. Well done Boks.

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@TankLanning

2 years

Very cheeky Tuesday braai to celebrate the lightie making the touring side ...

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@TankLanning

2 years

To all the clever dicks who have only ever braai'd on coals from wood ... Given 30 minutes for lunch, do you head to Twitter to chirp okes chowing perfect medium rare steak cooked on briquettes while munching on your ceasar salad wrap?

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@TankLanning

1 year

Lost one of the good ones yesterday. RIP Andre Jacobs. Hope to honour you in the best way we can, between the white lines.

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@TankLanning

4 years

Challenge accepted. Took on @TheHussarGrill 1kg T-Bone this weekend. Still couldn't finish it. But did get it on the coals! What a jol ...

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@TankLanning

2 years

Hah!

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@TankLanning

4 years

Not Europe. Not Alaska. Not Canada! Nope, Ceres, SA!

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@TankLanning

5 years

Traumatic! Thought it would be mint. Instead fish or something equally repulsive! #TigersinTokyo

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@TankLanning

3 years

No black arm band for Jackers?

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@TankLanning

5 years

#nougaanonsbraai

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@TankLanning

6 years

The fast bowler is at boiling point all the time. He has to be in order to operate at the highest level - Garth le Roux. So when he gets the hard earned, well thought out, wicket, let the man flippen own it!

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@TankLanning

4 years

So you can go to a restaurant and eat and drink with a bunch of strangers, but you can't have friends and family round for a braai?

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@TankLanning

2 years

Oh my word! Medium rare rump steak with a compound butter ... Yellow fat was to die for! #ratemybraai

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@TankLanning

1 year

Astonishing scenes ... Another CT final!

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@TankLanning

4 years

This is very, very tremendous. Compulsory viewing in fact. Happy Friday ...

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@TankLanning

5 years

Lightie soooooo excited to have the same gum guard as the pro players! "I can even talk normally with it" he says...

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@TankLanning

4 months

Of course you can be a patriot and question the current government! A patriot is a person who vigorously supports their country and is prepared to defend it against enemies or detractors. In our case it's the government who are the enemy ... #letdricustalk

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@TankLanning

5 years

Free WiFi on Emirates is pretty cool. Dubai was like a flippen oven! Now just over 2 hours away from Tokyo, flying over China ...

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@TankLanning

2 years

"Omicron spreading twice as fast as Delta" screams the headline ... Obviously nothing on symptoms seemingly being very mild and this then being nature's own vaccine

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@TankLanning

9 months

Imagine we had a functioning train and bus system? Yet we promote the halfwit who oversaw transport in SA as it spiraled into the mess it's in today ... And now the country is held to ransom!

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Tank Lanning

@TankLanning

1 year

Fifty up for @johneetfouche ... Congrats my man. Superb effort. Thought I'd celebrate with the video that's sitting on 8.4 million views on TikTok! 😜