Ant an Dec - “Tony this is blended Kangeroo testicles, now you must drink the whole thing to win a meal for camp”
Bellew - “yano what boys, that must have been a load of testicles blended there, but yano what’s an even bigger load of bollocks? The premier league corruption!”
The Gerrard comparisons need putting to bed now. De Bruyne is unreal, but Gerrard could mix it with the best on a European stage with mediocrity around him, not a squad that cost over a billion.
“Having a fucking scrap”.
That’s one way to twist the story of a racially motivated murder of a lad who just wanted to walk to a bus stop and walk home like.
Jurgen Klopp says he would quit
@LFC
if the club signed up for a fly-on-the-wall documentary with dressing room access (nice of him to get up and leave for dramatic effect after the question)
Liverpool are closing in on a deal with Juventus for Federico Chiesa with the player on standby to fly to Merseyside today should an agreement be finalised.
An accord between the clubs has still to be struck but there is growing confidence a transfer for around £10.9 million
Always makes me laugh at how daft a shout this is cos what kid anywhere in the UK never mind South London, in the years of 2003-2006 would have been shouting “SOUNESS” as they caught a volley sweet. But one billion percent kids in the years of 77-85 would have haha
'Every single marine species that we've looked at so far is full of cocaine.' - Professor Alex Ford
Figures are expected to show last year was the worst for sewage spills in England since monitoring began.
Been thinking this all week. A part of growing up is realising this city isn’t anywhere near as predominantly Socialist as people like to think. Loads take the piss out of Thatcher an chat fuck the Tories/Don’t Buy The S*n but carry the same views as all of those cunts.
So if I went to the mosque on West Derby Rd last night I’d have been given a free burger and chips and cups of tea but if I went the pier head today I’d have seen Union Jacks being waved, Tommy Robinsons name being sang and lads scrapping with the bizzies?
Jermaine Jenas man, days ago I thought he was just a boring cunt, yesterday it turns out he’s a seedy boring cunt, now he’s gone to the S*n newspaper with his exclusive, he’s a boring seedy cunt, cunt.
The carry on out of him an Noel, you’d think this didn’t actually happen at an Oasis gig but it did. It’s just cos it was at a time City were irrelevant whereas now they weirdly hate us more than Man Utd.
Two Brighton fans have been stabbed in Italy by 'six or seven people wearing masks' ahead of their team's match against Roma.
How do Italian teams keep getting away with sh*t like this?
Why the fuck would Taylor swift be going to sing YNWA at anfield - can’t wait til we have Bramley Moore and all the international artists start serenading us with spirit of the blues
Imagine doing this, getting had off by the lad on the other end of the phone an then still posting it hahaha the second hand embarrassment I have for this ming here.
All week all I’ve seen is shouts saying how we will make them concerts all about us an since then I’ve seen some bird who took an Everton scarf an now another who’s took her season ticket hahaha just be normal for one day/night.
Funny thing is, we get told theirs no Liverpudlians in this city, it’s Evertons city, so who is he trying to “rattle” exactly? All everyone is doing is admitting this is our city and Everton just live here an even Everton/Evertonians themselves have ran a mile with this haha
Some of our players got novelty “warra brew that was then” mugs an Darwin gets given a pair of Neons hahaha the players must love him as much as we all do.
I’m sorry but theirs just something so hilarious about the mascots being involved in those remembrances, at least take the head off la, stood there with a big beaming smile.
“Jews against genocide” bottom right and a Jewish Socialists Group in the other image, but yeah, this rally was all about being antisemitic. The BBC are cunts.
Arr man. Our generations Shankly isn’t he. Don’t care what anyone says, the fact that everyone who hates us is buzzing with this news tells you all you need to know. But if you think we are going anywhere you are fucking wrong.
It’s mad how you could be sat/stood by someone at Anfield who looks like a normal person who’s there to support the club the way it should be but really he’s more arsed about his social media content. Missed kick off then couldn’t wait for half time for “scran time”.
The club no longer want the likes of me or you there, the normal life long supporter who will go the boozer not affiliated to the club before an after an not spend a penny in the club shop. This isn’t just a Liverpool problem, it’s a football problem and it’s only getting worse.
Mings from up an down the country : nar how weird are the Scousers going the football dressed like they are going the gym or climbing Snowden
Also mings from up an down the country :
@station015
Theirs lies that fit a narrative yeah. But for what reason do they have to lie about the brutal racially motivated murder of an innocent 18 year old lad from known racists from that area who had a previous of racist attacks? Take your head out your arse feller.
“In Germany when the crowd is not happy and they think the team aren’t fighting, they sing a song 'Wir wollen euch kampfen sehen' - ‘we want to see you fight.’ I was close to singing that myself. Never has one of my teams heard that ever. Never.”
@ryan_parkes1
Haha I missed that Romania game cos of work man but heard their was a belter scored weren’t their? Those first two Turkey goals were 2 goals of the tournament contenders.
04/11/2023 England 🏴 One of top boys of old school Chelsea Headhunters Jason Mariner puts a call to arms to all crews in London to unite next weekend (There is big Islamist demo planned on same day as Remembrance Day in the UK)
Limbs.
Stone island badge always on show.
Pints in spoons.
Adidas gazelles.
LG biblical.
Why do scousers dress for football like they are about to climb Snowden?
@station015
Yano what, after knowing about this murder for 18 years I never realised the link between the two suspected racist rats from Huyton, Merseyside and the Clinton administration.
@Anthonyje29
It must just be the lighting or the person taking the picture has focused the camera on them or something, it’s weird cos the feller right next to him just looks normal haha
Kid screaming in the Aldi an some feller just went “dont… the man will shout at you” an pointed at me an I was just stood there with me pack of chicken like this…
The 2020/2021 season which was fully behind closed doors was easily the worst and most forgetful season theirs ever been cos their were no fans there to see any of it. The club an every club out there needs to remember that the game is nothing without fans.
We are disappointed in the Football Club’s decision towards ticket prices for 24/25. In response, there will be no flags on The Kop for Thursday night’s game. Unlike the Club’s own approach, this has been agreed in consultation with other fan groups
Unpopular opinion maybe but why ask him about the kids on show for us. This is a dickhead of a question really. I saw before the game he already had good words to say about our young lads, what more was he supposed to say.
Wonder how he and the other Muslim players at Liverpool and Everton feel about those scenes from yesterday. They aren’t immune to seeing this sort of thing on social media.
Not sure who to believe really, Pep who’s joined the countless list of managers an players who say how intimidating Anfield can be when it gets going or mings on twitter who think its shite cos they can’t hear it when they watch it on the tele.