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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@Vorisskan @lightspeedo69 Why are the taxpayers on the hook for stupid cops shooting other stupid cops over a $60 drug bust?
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@apowe003 @MayorBowser And they want to let teens vote.
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@LibertyLudens Unfulfilled aspirational pegging porn
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@ConceptualJames Shot in the dark but could it be straight guys interested in women don’t like cock?
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4 years
@MayorJenny At the very least the people blocking the highway were committing a Class C felony.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@chadloder @EricRWeinstein Removing historical figures from the context of their times and judging them by modern standards is no way to gain a greater understanding of the world.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@mimismash You can’t have it both ways. You can’t get non-woke people fired over a social media post, tell them to make their own Facebook or Twitter, and then get upset when they make something you don’t like. Believe it or not, many people want to do their jobs and go home.
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4 years
@thehill A birthday party? People can’t have funerals.
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@Texas_Made956 Control your animal. A parent’s child will always be more important to them than your dog.
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3 years
@TRHLofficial @MelanieBen Hey, he also raised a crackhead who has never been prosecuted under his crime bill! #parenting
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3 years
@pnjaban John Roberts belongs in GITMO.
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
Imagine the first time being embarrassed by the LP being a Twitter spat in June 2021.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@_iAmTheMan @Jsc_35 I thought you wanted to #AbolishThePolice Restraining a person’s free movement is on par with kidnapping in most jurisdictions.
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2 years
@bhweingarten Public employees should have no 5th Amendment rights. Answer the fucking questions or return every penny of taxpayer money sent your way with interest.
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1 year
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin
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NEW POLL: Half of Americans believe US should support Ukraine "as long as it takes" to win
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4 years
@nytimesworld In other words, the CCP bought the ICC.
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2 years
@AppldSymphonics @KatieDaviscourt It’s Portland and they need something to be annoying about.
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2 years
@CasuallyGreg Happens all the time when you hug another man’s cock with your butthole.
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@VoteGloriaJ If you want a laugh you can always look in the mirror.
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@BrummyDoBReeken @disclosetv The Democrats want two more senators from a blue state.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@newsmax Maybe we just don’t like hypocritical cops who break up families over pot and then joke about sparking up themselves...
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@AdamJSmithGA Remember when RBG wore leather pants while writing a dissent? Neither does anybody else. I especially love the white women appropriating black culture to advance their Insta-famous oppression narrative. Who’s husband rented the van?
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2 years
@ProfBillMcGuire I suppose you picked up your smartphone from an artisanal craftsman who processed all the silicon on his own.
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4 years
@BarackObama So uh, it hasn’t been 2014 for six years...
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2 years
@cailleach_feasa In the words of E.B. White:
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
Anybody else impressed with @Ace_Archist ’s endurance? I’ll see him start in on something, leave, do something in real life for any number of hours, come back, and he’s still at it.
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10 months
@SIfill_ That you can’t acknowledge the excesses of the left says it all.
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3 years
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No. I’m saying multi-millionaire professional athletes should lose their jobs if they choose not to vaccinate. They’ll all be fine.
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@JebraFaushay Porchetta
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2 years
@alth0u This is the shit that pisses me Ofc the most. I was no Trump supported but the media was so ridiculous they made me defend him.
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2 years
@carmxhate You misspelled murder but you do you.
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3 years
@IDM2102 @Whatapityonyou I’d be okay with that, too. The USA’s misplaced priorities are in spending another decade in Afghanistan and sending taxpayer dollars to Israel.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@MarkDice @MrAndyNgo How bout speaking English. Tell ya what, Asians will give up Boba Tea when rappers give up champagne.
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10 months
@SecBlinken I’m sure the residents of East Palestine and Lahaina are grateful
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4 years
@MeganBabb1522 So much for the Hippocratic oath...
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2 years
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2 years
@accountabletome @AppldSymphonics @KatieDaviscourt Yet they can’t clean up the shit off the sidewalks.
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@sullydish @riskbender You may be able to afford this but many of us can’t.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@Oregonian Confirming what many of us already understood about Hardesty.
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2 years
@numberonefred @colderthan__ice It’s also doesn’t come close to comparing.
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4 years
@lindatropp When you’re in a cult, do you know you’re in a cult?
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@Dantsk_ President Thomas J. Whitmore
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@Madra @zerohedge Jeff Psaki is a portfolio manager at Citadel. Jen Psaki is the White House Press Secretary. Does anyone know if they’re related?
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Malcolm Tex
10 months
@Lead_Flinger Most gun safes are a couple of sheets of drywall layer between some heavy gauge steel. It’s not like it’s impenetrable. Security is all about providing a reasonable degree of protection.
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@robbysoave If urgency is white supremacist then the push to eradicate racism ASAP is? Any takers?
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@MADLucky11 @Pdog119 @RobinhoodApp Jeffrey Psaki is a portfolio manager at Citadel. Jen Psaki is the White House Press Secretary.
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@EcrmGlobal @FinanceHippy Farming above 5000 feet will require greenhouses. Cooler temperatures, shorter growing season, lack of flat ground, increased wind, and water supply are going to be tough to overcome.
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@samanthajgross Sounds like human trafficking if you ask me…
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4 years
@jessesingal You’d first need the courage to write something controversial enough to get banned.
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3 years
@MonkyCMonkiyDo @MrAndyNgo Yup. They can demonstrate all they want. They can’t inhibit the free movement of others.
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@TheDemocrats @JoeBiden That’s propaganda.
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Malcolm Tex
10 months
@FightMate Equal Rights. And lefts.
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@Sushimom_10 So why was the child rapist there?
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@JoeBiden The rich white guy who made his money in government and wrote the crime bill whose crackhead kid has never been subjected to it is going to bring about social justice!
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@MAJTOURE Apple, Google, and Amazon teaming up to eliminate Twitter’s biggest competitor is ripe for an anti-trust or RICO prosecution.
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Malcolm Tex
10 months
@DemolitionRanch Let’s see their guns.
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@GeoRebekah @TimRunsHisMouth How do you know his dementia ridden brain wasn’t thinking of the Civil Rights Act of 1871?
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3 years
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@LeonydusJohnson Perpetrated by a 14 year old and 16 year old. But 16 year olds should totally have voting rights because they make great decisions.
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Malcolm Tex
1 year
@TBifford Gender’s a social construct right up until a woman is arrested then it’s “don’t touch a woman.”
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@AmeriKraut How does a white person rebrand themselves as white? Genuinely confused.
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1 year
@aaronjmate @mehdirhasan @mtaibbi If Taibbi has one thing in spades it’s integrity.
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3 years
@harriss_tom @liz_franczak @dorseyshaw Then why the fuck did Wall Street get bailed out in 2008?
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1 year
Natural gas is the cleanest burning fuel we’ve got and Dems want to ban it.
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2 years
@CNN Interesting…
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2 years
@Maggie_Hassan Thanks! I really enjoyed “the winter of severe illness and death.”
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4 years
@VenturaReport This guy has an extensive rap sheet. He has no regard for the law so he should be charged to the fullest extent
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1 year
@ThePoliticalPom They look to be about ten minutes from moving to Vermont to open a bed & breakfast.
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
What’s your wonkiest conspiracy theory? Mine is that @Timcast is really @benshapiro played back at half speed.
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1 year
@stephondoestech @LindsayAWatts Tell me you don’t know what lynching is without saying you don’t know what lynching is.
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@MeghanMcCain Ditto for your warmongering daddy.
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4 years
@PrometheusAM @ZubyMusic My life is mine, I live it how I see fit. Your life is yours, you live it as you see fit. Don’t tell me how to live mine, I won’t tell you how to live yours.
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@jc_1303 “As we unlawfully detained people against their will, certain individuals attempted to resist our illegal behavior and leave. We pursued them and continued to restrain their free movement despite being outmatches, but uh, they’re the bad guy, not us.”
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4 years
@sieldotcom @rootsrockpeter @noyeah_forsure You’re no longer innocent when you’re trying to smack somebody in the head with a skateboard.
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
I’d love to see the list of people outraged Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state lines to defend Kenosha now urging people to travel to Ukraine to fight the Ruskies.
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Malcolm Tex
3 years
@chadfelixg If @JoshRaby ’s morals are so great why does he need the state to come along and tell him to be moral?
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@redsteeze Didn’t the left wing media spend the last three years saying the 1st Amendment is under attack?
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4 years
@dsleyton In other words, you’re stalling while you look for an out.
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@PropaneFitness Cocaine and waffles.
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@nprpolitics Peddle your MMT nonsense elsewhere.
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@Vierdan3 @logicbot3000 Nor are the mass graves.
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@Alyssa_Milano Joe doesn’t understand what day it is.
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2 years
@CaeruleusCanis That's the part that doesn't change the oil, drives with the parking brake on, and is a menace to wheels and tires.
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3 years
@nprpolitics Sounds like Facebook is meddling in elections.
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@MSNBC @JDBalartMSNBC The much larger story that she doesn’t bother mentioning is the majority of those plotting to kidnap Whitmer were Feds.
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Malcolm Tex
4 years
@PortlandPolice Outdoor kitchen? Aren’t these the abolish to police people, shouldn’t you have sent a social worker?
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3 years
@hunterw Yes and if the perpetrators were white we’d never hear the end of it.
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2 years
And you are the state’s doormat.
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@NBCPolitics None of this helps Americans. It’s leftie symbolism at best.
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4 years
@RobLowTV Studios are in talks with Kristen Wiig for the biopic...
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Malcolm Tex
2 years
@purplemamabear @theIDPharmD @RyanMarino @bethanyshondark Why would someone question the necessity of engaging in high risk sexual activity when disease which spreads by high risk sexual activity is on the rise? is that the question?
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@RealBrysonGray IDK, there’ve been enough men fucked over by unscrupulous women and the family courts that it’s not bad advice.
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