Rameez @Sychlops Twitter profile

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Rameez

@Sychlops

1 year

Here are some pictures I took on random weekend walks.

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4 years

People buying 10 litres of milk. Arre bc ek gai hi khareed lo.

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Maula Mere Aakhein teriiii Maula Mere Maula Mere Maula Mere Maula Mere Maula Mere ...................

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January 2020. Mumbai. "We don't have any problem but society doesn't wanna give a house to Muslim. Sorry". Thrice this week.

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7 years

@GordonRamsay please rate my medu vada sambar and nariyal chutney

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2 years

My mom is in the ICU. If you see this tweet I request you to say a little prayer according to your beliefs for her. Please.

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*Crowd waiting for Coldplay* *Lights go out* *Modi appears* "Mitron. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!!!!" *An ATM on stage.* *Crowd goes wild.*

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"Kaun Hai Yeh? Jisne Dubaara Murke Mujhe Nahin Dekha?"

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7 years

Hehe who did this

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4 years

Logically this doesn't make sense but how are grey t-shirts always more comfortable than tshirts of other colours?

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8 years

Just another day in South India...

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4 years

Gurgaon residents singing Hum Honge Kaamyaab. You already own a 2BHK in a posh gated community in Gurgaon. Aur kitna kaamyaab hona hai.

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5 years

"We actually don't need friends who reduce us down to the food we make during Eid. Thanks" - Muslims.

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2 years

I'm once again forced to reference this iconic tweet.

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In the US for my Harvard 5th year reunion. A nation in decay Inflation is perceptible. Cities are dirtier. Every day, gun violence headlines. Airport lines, flight delays, stretch for hours. Average person is pessimistic. Flying to India feels like returning to a better place

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7 years

Me: Sir, Kahaan ho aap? Uber Driver: Sir main location pe aa gaya hoon

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7 years

Howrah station.

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7 years

Cow predicts Man Utd will lose the Europa League final

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4 years

You may have all your Masters and your MBAs and your PhDs but if you hate someone only because of their religion, it's hard to find a bigger illiterate than you.

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9 years

Which is that Imtiaz Ali movie where a couple have fun together but are unsure about their feelings & there's a lot of travelling involved?

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7 years

Concerned man: "Bench ke hote huye ye bechaari zameen pe kyu baithi hai? Iske sar me dard hai kya?" Buzzfeed: "AYE !!! DEKHO HE'S STARING!"

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6 years

Anushka has done for Virat what Victoria did for Beckham. Taken an athlete and shaped him into a global icon. Power of women.

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7 years

The original motherfuckin Starboy

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7 years

Kickass torrents in bookmarks LMAO

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5 years

@jessehawken @sachdeva_pankaj

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9 years

Girls in India wear see-through tops so everyone can see that other top that they're wearing inside.

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9 years

Had accidentally played Maula Mere from Anwar in 2007 and it finished today. Nice song.

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9 years

Mourinho's interview reminds me of my engineering exam papers when I didn't know the answer but wrote 8 pages anyway.

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6 years

Waka Waka and Wavin Flag should be the official songs for every World Cup going forward. Just change the Africa part in the lyrics to whichever country it's being held in.

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7 years

1. Gary Neville's career: 2. Highlight of Loris Karius's career:

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9 years

Hahaha. Got this on WhatsApp. Bangalore Amateur League.

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5 years

fuckin nerds

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9 years

Women wearing leopard prints should attack and kill women wearing zebra prints

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7 years

Twitter celeb talking about Twitter and real life.

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7 years

The greatest love triangle of all time.

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7 years

So sad. This kid can't afford a phone.

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8 years

Solo foreign trip. Bollywood: No-strings attached no holds barred fling with hot fellow Indian. Reality: Koi mere photo kheech do yaar

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2 years

Wholesome shows are everything. No nasty villains. No crazy plots. Just vibes. And tears of joy. Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha After Life Ted Lasso.

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7 years

Chris and Anna were never meant to be together anyway.

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3 years

@tradingview

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7 years

@neiltyson stop ruining everything

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9 years

Skill. Grit. Patience. Elegance. Fun.

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7 years

Motilal Oswal Tower in Prabhadevi Mumbai turn their lights green or red depending on where their stock prices have gone on the day.

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6 years

Sometimes the war is too big for even the greatest warrior to salvage single-handedly

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4 years

@whor3abIe Me counting the number of different copyright claims this is gonna get

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5 years

@uncommonvideos Genie's got a girl over

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9 years

@jk_rowling Went missing from Mumbai India in 2010. Our Hrishi. Help us find him. #TheBigTweet http://t.co/EzCHhi0kDc

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5 years

Just a regional social media account of a 157 billion dollar mega-corporation trying to be relatable to the Indian lower middle class.

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It's the beginning of the month which means we can start putting milk in our chai again.

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7 years

@ImZaheer @sagarikavghatge So Preeti Sabharwal is marrying a cricketer...

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8 years

@thetanmay chal be motu

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6 years

Thanos looks a little like Vishal Dadlani tbh

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2 years

My mother has been diagnosed with advanced ovarian Cancer. I'm devastated and I'm seeking all the help I can get. Please do share if possible.

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7 months

@guymrdth

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7 years

@RoflGandhi_ @GordonRamsay अपने देश के खाने और स्टील के प्लेट पर फक्र है हमें। कोई फिरंगी हमे शतमीन्दा नही कर सकता । जय हिंद।

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6 years

Still Mexico's best counter attacking duo.

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6 years

Peter Drury could make watching paint dry sound exciting.

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7 years

This hit you hard.

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7 years

Instead why not write letters to her and wait for her to read them when she's 8?

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Rani Mukerji Chopra writes a heartfelt note to her daughter Adira on the eve of her first birthday.

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JEE MAIN AND ADVANCED RESULT 2017 FIITJEE FARIDABAD CENTRE (200+ SELECTIONS IN JEE MAINS 2017)

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6 years

@OfficialFPL @HenrikhMkh The bloke hasn't started for 3 weeks

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5 years

Arya had sex once and realized she gotta save the world to have more of that.

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@premierleague @EASPORTSFIFA Lol Mkhi was better

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8 years

@ManUtd Come to India. We don't cancel. We just delay.

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7 years

"Your movie is better than Sachin's"

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The cow has spoken

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6 years

@michaelb4jordan @creedmovie Killmonger and Valkyrie 😍

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5 years

@bestcataccount GIVE IT BACK TO HIM

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@bharatunnithan @nidzk123 It's OK yaar. South Indian food is getting more visibility.

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@RenoAkiyama India

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@HKane @TheChaoticNinja

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5 years

Yessssss! Pakistan lost!

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7 years

Wait. TVF CEO absconding after 2 FIRs and the other team members promoting the new show on social media like nothing's happened?

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7 years

Indians in the US: Winning the National Spelling Bee. Indians in India:

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7 years

If people in India are posting these kind of tweets, we have some serious questions to ask of our basic common sense.

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If people in India are dying from just standing in queues, we have some serious questions to ask of our stamina & fitness levels.

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7 years

Hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don't last. Bad Guys do...

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Greatest destruction of England by India since Akshay Kumar's speech in Namastey London.

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@piersmorgan madarchod

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"Andheri East"

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9 years

80% of attending a Gujju wedding is making sure you don't step on a lehenga.

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5 years

AIB waking up their Photoshop guy as soon as a new Chernobyl episode is out

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8 years

Pirates of the Caribbean stealing stuff from England yet again.

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5 years

Sehwag when opening the innings with Aakash Chopra.

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11 years

You either die the guy who never texted her after getting her number or live long enough to turn into the creepy one whose texts she ignores

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2 years

Just another day where colony uncles and aunties whith nothing to do on the weekend feel that someone feeding stray dogs in the area is the biggest problem in their lives.

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6 years

Main Aisa Kyun Hoon- Jesse Lingard

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5 years

The Hotstar version of The Office is unwatchable. Don't know who the target audience is but can't imagine anyone liking it. Punjabi Michael Scott is the worst and Punjabi Jim and Pam have the chemistry of a glass of water at room temperature.

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6 years

@spectatorindex Pogba looks like a massive bargain now.

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8 years

When you scrape the bottom of the barrel for ideas to further the plot. Sasural Simar Ka. You've set a new standard.

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9 years

Things found in a 16 year old's pocket: Chewing Gum Cell Phone Mesut Ozil

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@RenoAkiyama Coconut chutney

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@Shreya_1 Lool. Had been trying for weeks.

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Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.” Me:

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7 years

@RafaelNadal You're better than Federer

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*Chainsmokers on stage to perform in India* But first a public service message. "Is shehar ko ye hua kya. Kahi raakh hai to kahin dhuaa..."

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5 years

@ManUtd @PSG_inside @ChampionsLeague Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

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8 years

People asking Muslims for Biryani on Eid like they carry it in little packets in their pockets.

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7 years

@RenoAkiyama Thanks :)

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6 years

Twi celebs on Twitter: Twi celebs when they meet:

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10 years

Here's the full over on Youtube. @PiersMorgan humiliated by @BrettLee_58 : http://t.co/Q7Qei6JkaL

Piers Morgan vs Brett Lee

Piers gets peppered 4 times in an over from Brett Lee. Fair play for doing it, still an ar$e though.http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/piers-morgan-sledges-...

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6 years

Read some tweets on #TalkToAMuslim hashtag. Sorry but Muslims don't want to be treated like some marginalized community and shown sympathy. Just treat them like how you would treat anyone else and it should be fine. Please score your internet brownie points elsewhere. Thanks.

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8 years

Kanye West is quickly becoming the third worst thing on Twitter after Politics Twitter and Arsenal Twitter.

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