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New Official Account of artist Swishcantmiss‼️LiA OUT NOW👇🏽🎨❤️

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@SavinTheBees Dudes be trying to hard to make their boys laugh they miss out on beautiful women that love to cook… smh we used to be kings!
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@SagittariusN2U Justin: “Let’s just go get some girls” Diddy:
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@KNOWITALLNYC11 They really on here ready to die behind thinking she really played it when simple research would let you know that the Super Bowl doesn’t allow live instruments to be played at all since Prince … so even tho she’s talented, she was NOT playing guitar live. For safety reasons
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@bubblebria @SaycheeseDGTL This is not something you announce publicly my dear.
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@kirawontmiss Lmao they were literally telling bro no like…
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@TheDeyonceee He looked at the camera after he got out the car like “now what muthafuckas!” 😂😂
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@TheRealDrePapi The contract gon be so high the government might get involved 😂😂
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@ArtOfDialogue_ He read the blitz perfectly and avoided the weakside corner coming off the edge. Textbook footwork as well✍🏽✍🏽. Cam still got it💯😫
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@zoeikyou Mixing up “cue” and “queue” is crazy! 😂😂😂
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@TheNBACentral @WindhorstESPN Prime Michael Jordan is such an unserious statement 😂😂 like be foreal
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@themayamonaay *Dials 911 “There’s a stroller in the middle of the road! I’m not stopping to check but y’all get on down there and see what’s up!” 😂😂😂
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@crackcobain__ I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BACK HERE DIDNT I!? 😂😂😂 you wouldn’t catch me in that hallway for the rest of the year 😭😭
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@KenHeLive Lmao he literally got his phone open to the new contact page too he came down there PREPARED! 😭😭😂😂
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@stormnyx_ We all know she can play multiple instruments, but if you think she was actually playing the guitar here you really might need help 😂😂😭
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@DemetriusHarmon Bro said “don’t hate on me cuz I paint my nails to get bitches” 😂😂😂 these niggas are pathetic
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@bigbankdemon @San_Dinero823 Takes 12 months to fully heal. You’ll start to see results in the first 7 months. Here’s some before and after pics
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@DOLLDILAH Me after he pulled out his name tag 😭😂
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@Simply_Shingii Lmaooo how you here tweeting I saw you drown!!!
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@Rollitupk Can’t even enjoy the blunt doin this the whole time 😂😂😭😭
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@legendz_nba He said “yall both beautiful and powerful women yall deserve it” 😭😭😮‍💨😮‍💨 that boy smooth!
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@itszaeok No lie ima give it a chance
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@LightskinShaq_ For context 😂😂😭
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@KenHeLive Lmao he literally got his phone open to the new contact page too he came down there PREPARED! 😭😭😂😂
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@bluefacebleedem “I got a big head!”
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@Vicoseven @NoCapFights Lmao The first line “I know God real I’m lookin at his work right now” was cold he ain’t have that second one prepared right 😂😂😭😭
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@nvteixx Lmao nah this a brilliant joke I had no idea where he was going with that
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@Aksents_DCR @SkylerB97 @_xoxoadribaby Puff got 4 names that stick he knows what he doing
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@DailyLoud This is how girls act when they’re in high school
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@KiloBeatsOG Lmao it’s so crazy I really thought he made that shot when I first saw this I was like damn he a soldier!😂😂😭
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@LeNooshi Nah she was too smooth with it‼️💯
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@THR So y’all just outright lying for clicks now?😂😂
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@iHad2GoGetit Closing his eyes like he’s deceased is hilarious 😂😂
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@KollegeKidd He said that shit so smooth I was like “damn nigga you right you don’t got a connect” 😂😂😭
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@overtime Why did they square up like it’s 1932!? 😭😭😂😂
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@itsavibe That’s the “I told her to pick you but you know that girl gon do whatever the hell she want!” Type of embrace 😂😂😭😭
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@Shakez_SC Played Kyrie in AAU he had 35 at half time then had to leave the game early and all the scouts left too😂😂… it was the most “you’re not him” moment of my life 😭😭😭🤬
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@KameronBennett She said 8-9 dates a month every weekend there’s only 4 weeks in a month 😭😭
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@TheNBACentral So who exactly would the clippers be trading then? 😂😂
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@cRocX_ @InnocentMann_ @nikkobrazy1 Lmao he was even cleaning that bitch out at the end like “she always making a mess in my shit” 😂😂😭😭
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@Hey_Marcel1 Patted bro on the baldy and he giggled, yeah ion blame Keke at all! 😂😂😭😭
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@rapalert6 Lmao that boy Darius done got Ushers show sold out for WEEKS! 😂😂
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@DailyLoud Kanye was literally begging to keep the family together…
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This the only right answer 😂😂
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@Southside_Gunn Man such an excellent setup too that was textbook entry! Then that boy folded like fresh laundry 😭😭😂
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@_KingArii Y’all told us to leave y’all alone!😭😭😂
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@SaycheeseDGTL “I make good money” as a substitute teacher is WILD 😂😂
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@thega1nz Where’s the correlation?
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@OvOBrezzzy Hookah in the crib alone is insane
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@TheNBACentral @donnymonarch They must have suspended that boy for LIFE 😭
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@damnnleah M’am that baby is 91 years old.
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@Bornakang I just know it smell crazy in that little ass room
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@Contentforclass Homie in the black was fighting them demons FOREAL‼️😭😂😂
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@Rap He really living the life of a normal single dad with joint custody 😂😂😂
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@Kameme__ Cruise vibes always be lit!! The one place where everybody just having genuine fun‼️😂😭🌊
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@MilesBridges Let’s try to hit only the rim this time around Miles💯🤝🏾
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@YoungUmmi @ElegantSavant M’am … all of them watches looked like big money 😂😂 nothing quiet about them
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@burlywoodboy I was doing the exact same thing Bron was doing watching from my living room 😂😂 I couldn’t believe my eyes smh
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@TyHaliburton22 Sneaking that “or me” in there is nasty work 😂😂😭
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@NBA @celtics When they start doing these awards?😂😂
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@MissSassbox It was somewhere around this episode for me! 😂😂😂😭😭
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@BleuCapone Only reason Saweetie keeping it this solid is BECAUSE of the Keke drama lol. Everybody was watching that moment.
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@CultureCrave Credit to Jonah for knowing what he does and doesn’t want… but damn do these dudes even like women anymore? 😂😂😭
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@Bornakang Lol they don’t be having nothing but time on their hands!
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@ObaTheGreat1 @SaycheeseDGTL If they don’t survive guarantee it’ll still be a movie 😂😂
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@TruBluskiii Nigga slid that “us” in there all crazy 😂😭
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@TheNBACentral @RicBucher @SpeakOnFS1 Lmao he literally just had FORTY‼️ What is wrong w these guys?
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Last one I promise😂😂😭😭‼️
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@NotLeFaizaan Bubble might have been the best NBA basketball we’ve had in a while.
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@ThePackageJG I never seen KG sit like this in my entire life 😂😭
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@FeelLikeDrew Bro really gonna hurt himself like that
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@DailyLoud @pubity This is hilarious😂😂. Imagine training all your life to be the fastest person of your gender in your entire state and here comes a closeted man in the prime of puberty who probably wasn’t top 100 in the male bracket 😂😂
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@HoodFamousTV_ Young niggas really just emote anywhere. 😂😂😂
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@bigplay24slay @10gmarco A bust refers to them reaching their projected ceiling or not big dawg. If he in the league ten years and never live up to top 5 pick overall potential that’s definitely a bust lol
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@Kurrco I honestly didn’t even know drake was disturbing these niggas THIS badly 😂😭😭 he really running the game
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@bowlOfChillyy She sound like a problem solver to me send her my way
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@ClutchPoints @ShamsCharania @joevardon That boy Noah Lyles got the Avengers fired up 😂😭
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@Bornakang Him once it’s past midnight 😂😂😭😭
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@Sageof6turtles He need to be in them trenches on 4th and inches‼️💯😂😂
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@kingtisemedia Joe Budden is a professional gas lighter lol. Then gon say he been talking to everyone’s ex til this day as he’s grasping for straws to make a point with… smh nasty work!
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@kirawontmiss That’s what the blood is for🩸lol
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@ProducedByTip I know this is off topic but “Moderately famous” is killing me 😭😭😂😂
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@Bornakang You know they’re actually running with their feet on the bottom of the river floor not even swimming 😂😂 that’s 4.4 speed‼️
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@RoyIsThaTruth Salute to the girl in the red hair for tryna help out🫡
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@upblissed “Ay man say man lemme axe you dis… where yall holdin em perks?”
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@AndrewLeezus He didn’t run from it just invited it to town
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@SunsetOn_Saturn @Jameca2011 What you did just now was throw the situation back at us Lmaoo. This is not about YOU woman! Smh
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@DefinitelyFort It’s an adjective, noun, pronoun, punctuation, etc …
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@DonDadaNYC Get a bank log from a trusted site!!! 😂😂😂
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@JYZOVRRTED I’m telling my kids THIS was The Great Bambino!
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@aasinitall Felt like something out of multiple Key & Peele skits 😂😭😭
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@BleacherReport Bro used all his VC
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@SaycheeseDGTL He really getting treated like he in hospice care that’s wild
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@ponneyponsi05 @FightHaven Dude looked at her like , “so what did we learn?” 😂😂😂
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@BrandoMontana Lmao his career was really done after that it’s wild you get ya ass beat niggas stop watching ya videos 😂😭😭
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@Baldartist_ She ain’t get enough in my opinion lol
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@isseyboy Song not even bad tho I’m confused lol
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@TheNBACentral @ByJayKing Is this a threat or an actual request? 😂😂
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@anijaholiviaa @zanariyarichar3 Turning off the location is nasty work
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@LegionHoops @EricPincus The handshake in question:
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@shannonsharpeee @brittanyrennerr @ClubShayShay He saw Charleston White getting active and called her team immediately! Lol
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