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@Sundog512

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🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Retired. 🚫No DM’s. Biden Won. Trump Lost Deal With It. Running With Scissors Since 1954🖕 #FuckTrump 🖕 #ArrestTrumpNow 💙🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦

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3 years
I haven’t had any alcohol since October 6th. May not sound like a big deal, but after a lifetime of alcohol abuse, it is.
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2 years
There is something fundamentally wrong with a society that thinks Herschel Walker, Louie Gohmert, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Greg Abbott, Donald trump, or Ron DeSantis are worthy of holding political office. #Fresh
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2 years
There are rumors of a coup going on in Moscow. If that is true and Putin is ousted, who will republicans be reporting to?
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2 years
Took my old Baby Boomer Ass to the voting place today and voted for every democrat I could find.
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2 years
I don’t care how much money Hunter Biden earned as a private citizen. I do, however, care about the 640 million Ivanka trump earned while she was part of her daddy’s administration. #Fresh
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Mike In Texas
7 months
I’m a Boomer and nobody wonders more about WTF happened to my generation than me. How could anyone who grew up in the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s become a trump supporter? What horrible things happened to them prior to 2016 that turned them into simple minded MAGAt’s?
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2 years
In Tennessee a 10 year old can’t read certain books because they are banned, but they can get married. Society is crumbling right before our eyes and Republican law-makers are leading the charge. #Fresh
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5 months
Did you ever notice that the countries around the world who want to see trump back in power are not our allies? There’s a reason for that. Think it through.
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1 year
If someone has to advertise daily that he’s an Alpha male, I can pretty much guarantee you he isn’t.
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3 months
A trump funeral.
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Mike In Texas
6 months
Yesterday some MAGAloonian used his best 3rd grade insult on me when he told me that my dogs were my only friends. Seriously, with friends like these two, what else could you ask for?
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2 years
Two reasons why the GA run-off is still important.
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11 months
This is an insult to everyone who served. This twice impeached federally indicted clown was a fucking draft dodging coward.
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Mike In Texas
6 months
On this Veterans Day let’s not forget that the former Commander-In-Chief was a 5X draft dodger who called veterans suckers and losers.
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1 year
A six year old child walks into a classroom and shoots the teacher. Some Americans wonder how this could happen. Others have no doubt.
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1 year
He’s an emotional little thing, isn’t he?
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Mike In Texas
2 years
Today is probably the last normal day of my life. Tomorrow I start taking a cancer drug that has some potentially nasty side-effects. I’ve been dreading this since I was first diagnosed with cancer 14 years ago. Still hoping for the best.
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2 years
Breaking: The FBI just seized Chuck Grassley’s carrier pigeons.
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2 years
I’ll take the party of Ketanji Brown Jackson, Kamala Harris, and Hillary Clinton over the party of Lauren Boebert, Marge Greene, and Sarah Palin any day. #Fresh
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2 years
@JonesyDude87 @Andreas43937443 Yep. I live in Texas and I’ve seen zero evidence of a border crisis. The only crisis in Texas in Gregg Abbott.
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Mike In Texas
7 months
Ed Muskie cried and the media crucified him. John Dean screamed and the media crucified him. Hillary Clinton stumbled when she had pneumonia and the media crucified her. But this loony fucker right here gets a free pass from the media.
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Is Donald Trump okay?
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1 year
Don’t go to Florida. Don’t vacation in Florida. Don’t send your kids to school in Florida. Don’t buy products made in Florida. Avoid this Nazi state at all costs. Same for Texas.
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2 years
Several news outlets are foaming at the mouth because Hunter Biden’s firm raked in 11 million dollars between 2013 and 2018. Those same outlets have yet to mention that Jared and Ivanka raked in 640 million while working directly for trump. #Fresh
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My 40 year old son-in-law passed away after a hellacious year long battle with colon cancer last night. He was a good man and his memory will be cherished by this family forever. Go easy, Mike. We’ll make sure Jackie gets through this.
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Mike In Texas
8 months
If you voted for trump in 2016, you’re a sucker. If you voted for him in 2020 after his disastrous presidency, you hate America and have no moral compass. If you plan to vote for him in 2024, you’re a complete psychopath. Seek professional help.
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Mike In Texas
3 years
I’m at an urgent care facility with a killer case of food poisoning. Been going on for 4 days now. Never going to eat at Chipotle again.
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Mike In Texas
7 months
The bigger question for me is why did republicans in the House go from being in chaos to voting unanimously for a relatively unknown like Mike Johnson? Something is just not adding up.
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2 years
I’m Anti-trump because I’m Pro-America.
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Our not quite 41 year old son-in-law was put into hospice care yesterday. My heart is breaking for my daughter and it’s so difficult not being able to “fix it” for her. When something is so fucked up even your dad can’t fix it, things are really fucked up.
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1 year
What in the chicken fried fuck is going on with his hair???
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2 years
I’m old enough to remember when the people who are still supporting Donald trump thought Jane Fonda was a traitor.
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1 year
Breaking News: My wife has given me a free pass to use the “C-word” any time I’m referring to Marjorie Taylor Green.
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1 year
I’ve seen several reports this morning about Biden announcing he’s running for president again and the likelihood that he will be running against trump. Every report mentions Biden’s age, but none of them mentioned trump’s criminal activity.
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11 months
Sometimes I try to figure out what sort of mental illness Brigette must be suffering from. I mean it has to be some kind of mental illness, right? Nothing else could make a person this ignorant.
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2 years
Kyle Rittenhouse is worried about his future. Apparently being a murderer is not paying the bills.
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4 months
Fool who can’t get over losing an election tells parents of slaughtered children to get over it.
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Trump on Iowa’s deadly school shooting yesterday: It’s horrible but we have to get over it
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7 months
God I can’t wait for the day when we never have to look at or hear from this scumbag and his baby scumlets any more. THAT will be the day that America Becomes Great Again!
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Mike In Texas
3 months
Don’t worry Colorado. If the Supreme Court rules in favor of the Insurrectionist, just do what Texas has done and ignore the ruling. Fuck the Supreme Court. Most of the judges are illegitimate AF anyway. Keep trump off the ballot.
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7 months
100% agree that he should not be buried at Arlington. Someone should introduce a bill calling for him to be buried in an unmarked trash dump like the incompetent mobster he is.
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@donwinslow That’s bad, but no one has been able to arrest the clown who planned the whole thing either. That’s even more embarrassing.
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7 months
Assuming all the major networks will cover this because they live to boost “The Donald,” allow me to save you the trouble of watching: Trump’s going to tell a bunch of enormous lies and then he will spend the rest of the time campaigning under the guise of a news conference.
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6 months
@RealMartyT7 @eyeAMaFUNGI I stopped watching the show a long time ago. I thought I might start watching again after NBC announced it was giving the show to Welker, but after I heard about her interview with trump, I wrote the show off for good. They’re just selling advertising space now.
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6 months
Even though Ayatollah Mike Johnson wants to reimagine the J6 terrorist attacks, let’s not forget what actually happened and the role of the man that is responsible for the six people who died.
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@meiselasb @Athena_is_her I find it easy to throw decorum out the window when it comes to trump. The rules don’t apply to him.
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Mike In Texas
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@ElenaCardone @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr Were you aware that you can’t use GoFundMe for the defense of certain types of criminal cases, or have you just taken a page out of The trump Family Book of Fraud & Other Financial Shenanigans?
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2 years
Just look at them. They’re congratulating each other for blocking a bill that would help our veterans. They’re not even Americans any more.
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@thejackhopkins If Elon was dumb enough to pay 44 billion for Twitter, how much would he give trump to bail him out.
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Mike In Texas
8 months
If trump didn’t “fight” for these guys, what in the French fried fuck makes you think he’s fighting for the rest of you MAGA clowns?
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6 months
Trump is certainly going to have a lot of “rigged elections” to whine about tomorrow.
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1 year
This video is especially important right now because if trump was president at this moment, he’d be in Moscow servicing Vlad’s unit. Thank the Gods for Joe Biden.
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@RepDonaldsPress That’s the problem Byron. She’s 100% correct but there are too many imbeciles in this country that think the MAGA exodus from reality is somehow normal. It’s not.
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1 year
The photo on the left caused outrage among many Americans when Jane Fonda visited Vietnam in 1972. Many of the same people who were upset by that photo voted for the dumb SOB in the photo on the right.
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2 months
When Griffin posted that picture of trump, he responded: "Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11-year-old son Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!" #FuckTrump
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2 years
I’m old enough to remember when America had great conservative minds like William F. Buckley Jr. Even if you didn’t agree with his point of view, he could argue it eloquently. Now conservatives have Kid Rock and the My Pillow Guy. #Fresh
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2 years
Elon Musk is what would happen if Donald trump and Mike Lindell could have a child together. #Fresh
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@RickChapterTwo If trump gets any presidential immunity at all after hearing all this crap, it’s time to burn the whole thing to the ground and start over. It can’t be fixed.
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Kyle Rittenhouse is just another George Zimmerman or OJ Simpson. Getting away with murder is not the ticket to stardom he thinks it is. #Fresh
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5 months
Ironically, we never needed to Make America Great Again until trump spent 4 years fucking up everything about it.
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2 years
What in the Chicken Fried f*ck is this sphincter-mouthed shit gibbon wearing on his head now?
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@thomaskaine5 That’s excellent news. His presidency was “mentally torturing” to every single real American.
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3 months
872 days without alcohol today. Sobriety is not for the faint of heart.
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4 months
@NBCNews Before the Biden administration? You mean like…during the trump administration. Say it. Say his fucking name. This happened during the trump administration. Stop tiptoeing around the Hitler reboot FFS.
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If you want to see a “migrant invasion” in Texas, just drive out to any major road or building construction project and you will see almost exclusively migrant workers. Texans hate migrants until it’s time to build something using cheap and efficient labor.
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@GregAbbott_TX You were going to eliminate rape….remember that? How’s that going? Also, you were going to fix the grid. Have you taken care of that? So tell us about that whole “pure politics and hypocrisy” thing, Mr Jade Helm.
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Mike In Texas
7 months
Today, while many Americans will be setting their clocks back one hour, the newly elected Ayatollah Of The House (AOTH), will be setting the calendar back 100years.
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9 months
Suddenly, the idea of a civil war seems like a good idea.
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6 months
When I voted in the 2020 election, I voted against Donald trump. In 2024, I’ll still be voting against trump and everything he stands for, but even more importantly, I’ll be voting FOR Joe Biden. The man has done more to earn my vote than any president in my lifetime.
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@Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk I’ve been here for a long time and have never seen any child porn or hashtags here. Maybe you need to vet the people you follow more carefully. Sounds like some of your friends are into some sick stuff.
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1 year
If for some reason Biden doesn’t run in 2024, I would love to see Gavin Newsom and Gretchen Whitmer run. Both seem more than willing to take the fight to the MAGA crowd and both have been successful governors.
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2 years
@JHockenbrough One thing is very clear. Republican messaging (indoctrination) is very effective. That’s every single Republican talking point in one letter.
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The most difficult thing to wrap my head around is that American taxpayers are actually giving up part of their hard earned money to provide this ignorant SOB with Secret Service protection. He doesn’t deserve it. Not even remotely.
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Trump: They’re poisoning the blood of country.. They poison mental institutions and prisons all over the world not just in South America… but all over the world they’re coming into our country from Africa, from Asia
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Say what you will about Nixon, Clinton, Bush, or any other American president, but none of them publicly sided with our enemies over his own staff and intelligence agencies. Trump did. We can never let that simple minded fucker back in the White House again.
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I’m not a paranoid conspiracy theorist, but the apparent alignment of Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Middle Eastern terrorist groups, and American domestic terrorists (MAGAt’s) should be setting off some alarm bells somewhere.
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10 months
Bob telling it like it is….
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@Hillsdale Far less concerned about DOJ weaponization than I am about a president trying to overturn an election, stealing classified documents, paying prostitutes, threatening Judges and legal clerks, and telling citizens he plans to be a dictator when re-elected. You should be too.
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1 year
Give DC statehood. Legalize pot nationwide. Remove the social security tax cap. Codify Roe v. Wade. Jail trump. Tax the rich. Supreme Court Ethics oversight. Impeach Clarence Thomas. Expand the Supreme Court. Ban assault weapons. Term limits.
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The Watergate scandal of the early 70’s seems like child’s play when compared to modern day Republican criminality. #Fresh
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@joncoopertweets Bitter washed up actors tend to gravitate toward bitter washed up reality TV hosts/insurrectionist organizer/incompetent former presidents.
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5 months
I want to see a full list of trump’s accomplishments right here: I’ll go first. He was really good at selling red hats to morons. Your turn.
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9 months
Is Laura “The Loon” Loomer melting?
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3 years
@serena_patriot Doesn’t bother me. People like Franklin Graham, Joel Osteen, and Greg Locke have turned Christianity into a complete joke. They will hasten the demise of that religion. Not me.
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Take back the Medal Of Freedom given to Jim Jordan and Rush Limbaugh and give them to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. They earned them. Jordan and Limbaugh didn’t. #Fresh #ShayeMossIsAHero
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For those complaining about high gas prices, here’s a fun fact for you. Oil company profits are up more than 300% compared to this time last year. Thank your Republican “leaders” in congress for voting against a price gouging bill. #Fresh
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@Mollyploofkins Well that’s one way to look at it Marge. Another way is that like millions of Americans everywhere, he has no use for your caterwauling and political theater.
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2 years
Not to single Herschel Walker out or anything, but it may be time to include passing a psychological evaluation before running for office. A properly administered evaluation would have kept Boebert, Greene, and trump out of office.
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2 years
@LeaderMcConnell You stood by silently when trump increased the National Debt by nearly 8 Trillion, backed tariffs that cost American consumers nearly 50 billion a year, and supported a tax break for the rich. Don’t lecture us about economics.
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1 year
Unfit, unqualified, and un-American.
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6 months
I don’t want my tax dollars paying for the protection of a man who stole top secret government files,tried to overturn an election, threatens judges and potential jury members, and calls anyone who disagrees with him vermin. Why? Because fuck him. That’s why.
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Another Sucker For Trump sentenced to jail while the organizers, financiers, and leaders are still walking around free and cutting deals. Will they ever wake up?
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Dave Ryder 🌊💙🌎❄🏳️‍🌈
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J6 insurrectionist Peter Schwartz who attacked cops with a wooden stick was just sentenced to 14 years in prison.
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@SykesCharlie @KarenTKD2 So in other words, this trial has stripped away the image trump wanted to project to his supporters. Trump has always been weak, frightened, and scared. Now his supporters get to see what the rest of us saw.
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Let’s tax the churches and send that money to Ukraine. It’s the fucking Christian thing to do.
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1 year
@GeraldoRivera Ford pardoning Nixon was a huge mistake. Biden will not make the same mistake. Also, what Nixon did was nothing compared to trump trying to overturn an election and stealing top secret classified documents.
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This is what a real Texan sounds like. Those knee-walking ass kissing Donald trump worshiping Serfs like Ted Cruz and Wheelz Abbott are an embarrassment to America.
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WATCH- In his concession speech to Colin Allred for the Democratic Senate nomination, state Sen. Roland Gutierrez attacked Ted Cruz and Donald Trump. **Language Warning More election results here-
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@meiselasb @obichamte4ever Yes, it’s all excessive, but if I screwed up and was somehow employed by trump, I’d need those drugs too. I’ve often wondered how his staff could live with themselves. Now I know.
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Mike In Texas
2 months
Dear GQP, Thank you for making a fool of Katie Britt so I don’t have to.
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People who are comfortable with their own sexuality don’t give a shit about the sexuality of others. People who are struggling with their inner “urges” often rage the loudest against homosexuality. Mike Johnson ticks all the boxes. The boy has got issues that Jesus can’t fix.
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Where are my fabulous, gorgeous, sexy gay men? If you have encountered Mike Johnson (or his "johnson") on Grindr, at a bar, or anywhere else saucy - shoot me a DM! I would LUV to put you in touch with a journalist! 😉
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@AccountableGOP We had a terrorist attack on Jan 6 and she was part of it.
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5 months
I asked for one fucking thing for Christmas, but noooooo…this fucker is still here destroying ever thing he touches. Merry Christmas to everyone who despises this whiny lying ignorant orange bag of dicks as much as I do.
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1 year
It’s ironic that tax payers are paying for the Secret Service protection of a man that is hell-bent on destroying our democracy. Let the fucker pay for his own protection.
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Dear @CNN
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