"I thought maybe you could love me like you used to. Even though I'm... different" -Jinx, Arcane
Hello, traveler~
I'm Spicy, a magical Vbaker.
I run a cafe with my cow familiars and play video games on my days off.
Stop by sometime, I'll have something tasty waiting for you 💛
*Fighting a bunch of horse sized spiders*
DM: "Spicy, this spider is shooting its glob towards y-"
Me: "I open my mouth."
DM: *rolls to attack*
"...yeah, that's a miss"
Me:
.
@TieflingMelissa
saying how nervous she is to not provide an excellent DM experience.
Me just having a great time admiring her while she pops my DND cherry.
It's simple really.
Don't become friends with me because you'll either:
A. Be enabled to play League again
B. Introduced to League
C. Hear me talk about League randomly
Pregnancy, transitioning, medical diagnosis, quitting streaming/vtubing?
Anything that is said as a prank to cause fake shock or concern?
Blocked.
No questions asked.
April fools is coming up and if I see you:
-fake graduate
-fake death
-fake anything honestly that has to do with serious situations
I’ll probably just block you cuz it’s not funny, come up with a better joke cuz these are just not it.
Told my coworkers I was tired of them telling me how yummy their home cooked lunches were...so I organized a potluck.
Taking my Oreo Cheesecakes 🫣
Which one you slicin'?
Let's Speed Date but it's just me asking you 3 random questions I'll use to assume things about you.
Comment 3 of your favorite emojis (that I definitely won't judge you for 👀) and I'll give you 3 questions to answer!
I'm closing this post from comments in 24 hours 🫡
Damn. We've been caught.
I'm super ugly and definitely don't have an ass that matches my great personality irl 🥺
I didn't want anonymity online.
I wanted simps! 😈
#ImmersionBreak
(scroll fast, sowwy 🫡 )
I am older 💛
Some fear or even get embarrassed. Up until very recently, I did too.
But getting older means knowing more about yourself, standing firm in the things you believe in or dislike.
Being YOU starts to become the easiest part. Don't fear. Grow. Stand true.
I'm really not a numbers person AT ALL, but I wanted to thank you guys for 700 yesterday, but now I'm awake and it's over 900 sooo thank you to all the new travelers 💛🎉
(And I see you guys with the ages over 25+ in the bio 👀 hello hello! 🥰 )
Happy Black History Month!
Ever since my introduction to voice chats in online video games- thanks Call of Duty, I have been (and I quote) mistaken as "some blonde, white girl from California"
I am a BIPOC vtuber and identify as Panromantic Demisexual 💛
I'M LIVE AND MY HANDS ARE SHAKING SO BAD OMFG
And I was late LMAOOO
Lore story reading and PNG reveal in less than 10 minutes AAAAAA
#SaveTheBaker
11/11
I don't wanna be a sexy, hardworking cow anymore.
I wanna be a "where does she get all of her money from, she doesn't even do anything" cow 😩
(Cropped🎨 from @/tiramisssuart )
OooOoooOoo~ You're obsessed with me ooooo~ Messages from me make you smile the hardest~ oowowow~ Your heart jumps a little and your booty clenches when you get a notification from me OOOOOOOO *you're hypnotized"
Say it with me.
"I am not asking for too much"
"I deserve it and more"
"My goals are achievable"
"A good day is worth celebrating"
"The hard times will pass"
"I will be happy"
This has been on my mind for awhile so I was a genius(🤡) and made this post while I'm at work BUT-
I see a lot of you and I'll be replying and following back between customers! So excited to meet y'all! 😤💛
I just want to take everyone's League of Legends virginity against some bots so we can feel like Gods untill real players remind us of our mortality BUT THEN WE FIGHT A LONG, SWEATY FIGHT AND REACH CLIMAX AT THE EXACT TIME OF THE VICTORY SCREEN POPPING UP-
Thirsty? Drink water.
Hungry? Drink water.
Want soda? Drink water.
Bored? Drink water.
Playing video games? Drink water.
Not drinking or eating anything right now?
Boy oh boy do I have just what you need...
All I'm gonna say is Vtubing is too expensive and too much work to have someone in your ear telling you what you should look like or what your content should be LMAO 🥰
And so what if I wanna *snuggles against you, slowly running fingers through your hair while soft music plays in the background; gently embracing you as I feel your heartbeat against me* ?????