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the fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure

New York
Joined December 2021
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was so invested in the local fest that i forgot to post my chart up
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something old, something new, etc etc
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OH MY GOD
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are you a bad enough dude to hit The Pendal?
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THIS MUST BE THE PLACE (NAIVE MELODY)
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i found the thing
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@Be3fQu33f shut the fuck up peasant
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RIP
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On This Day in WWE
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Hulk Hogan has deleted all his tweets after he was hacked 😕
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my favorite example of this is the trumpet in Storm by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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Real music heads be like no my favorite part is these two notes played at this specific moment
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@Ffgold5 i would have dropped to my knees if i wasnt driving
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yeah i got BPD Buy Polar Disorder
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people died
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@simusgee
🎸𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐮𝒔𝒉𝐢ᥱ⭒۟
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“people died” and it’s just an album
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@erickjpressman ive been to a lot of cool places but this gave me a crazy adrenaline rush
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@SolidStapp
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Suisun City, CA [2018]
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my grandma: you're having a beer at 3? my grandma making 7 gallons of wine in her kitchen:
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@noxheav3n i dont use spotify but i use the similar artist section of apple music daily
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personally i've never been to a show where the band hasn't stopped playing to announce that someone is about to stagedive
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@JarJarFan69 got the ad in the replies, love the everything app
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lol i am pretty lame but i'm not old
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new guy unlocked
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i fear not the band who has practiced 10,000 riffs once, but I fear the band who has practiced one riff 10,000 times
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omerta is objectively correct, and every single person disagreeing that's actually a vocalist has the most carbon copy vocal tone that they learned from watching corny dudes on youtube
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“Technique” is for nerds. If your screams don’t come from the same place as the most violent and emotional sounds you’ve ever produced — if you’re not threatening the long-term health of your throat — you’re not screaming. You’re just making funny monster noises
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bro i am begging you to delete this
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found out i'm fat today
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@SolidStapp Congrats. I have a gf too Want a cookie fatass?
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sucks to be the guy who paralyzed someone, sucks even worse to be paralyzed from a stage dive. hope Bird makes a full recovery, hope the people trying to infantilize crowds at shows really ruminate on how much of a freak accident this is
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decided to start a culture war when the dealership inevitably posts about me buying a car
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my 16 year old car's check engine light came on last week so i'm getting a subaru tomorrow to really drive the point home that i'm either rosie o'donnell or a guy that thinks he can drift
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movin to the country
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just got called a nazi for telling a homophobic dickhead that he is not welcome at sunflo'er shows because their local scene is predominantly queer 👍
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@SolidStapp
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@goober99261 one time i put 4 by Aphex Twin on and not only could you could hear that the house speakers were damaged, but i almost immediately regretted it and told the bartender to skip it while badly trying to imply it wasnt me that picked it
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cannot believe there are grown ass men sending me links to instagram stories to vote for their band in the year 2024
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we made a new shirt hehe
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I should have drowned in the flood with the rest ETID forever
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i can finally post this come see us :)
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i havent taken a ton of photos lately but i like this one
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Drop 'picture of the month' that you took.
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band with no music online or merch for sale who has played zero shows complaining that they're opening the first 3 shows they're playing because "they're going to change local music" like that's impressive at all
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cant believe that after 21 years @iondissonance broke up on 5/2/24 at 12:21pm
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bro i am begging you to delete this
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the riff 👍
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i've been riding for Ion Dissonance for 17 years it doesnt have to end like this big bro
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everyone recording instead of going fucking nuts should be dead
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
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Slipknot revive red jumpsuits for small intimate California show (2024)
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celebrating 2 years together with a dinner that is too expensive 🫶
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i'm up here looking for 600 of my closest friends
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i dont disagree but you can enjoy cancelled bands without broadcasting it like a normal person, though i do think its strange you dont have any albums left after
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𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 ⚔️
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My record collection if I were to stop listening to every single band where I don't agree with all the band members on their views, actions and values...
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merch seller, 20% of my i need 20% total sales of your total would kill you sales for the night
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@tinashehive yeah people dont say "uh oh, i'm about to jump onto you", are you 15?
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@tinashehive telling me to get over it would be so much funnier if you had even a touch of self awareness
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the venn diagram of people who self-refer as elder emos and people whose live music experience is emo nite is a circle
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the best time to give a shit about something you dont like that someone did in their past is 3 hours after they died and in perpetuity thereafter, you get the satisfaction of a moral high ground and they cant even answer for it because they're dead!
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if you do not fuck with gay/queer/trans people we do not fuck with you, we do not have to tolerate you, we do not want you at our shows. some of our best friends we've met through playing shows are unapologetically queer in one way or another, and your views threatening them..
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Albany, NY
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i spend $40 every couple months on buckets full of earplugs that are free for anyone that either goes to the shows i book, or anyone that is at a sunflo'er/treewithagun gig. i make it a point to tell people that we have earplugs available for free
@BeeSideTapes
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metalheads give a shit about fan safety challenge
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in case you're wondering what therocknrollinmetalhead0 is up to
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@SolidStapp
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the advancements made toward the ease of home recording has fundamentally destroyed the drive for a majority of bands to write interesting music with dynamics, instead shifting the focus on pushing out slop.
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what is an opinion on music that will get you like this?
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,, | JEFF TRUCK | '|""";.||.___. |_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
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to write family guy funniest moments on her arms
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@noxheav3n yeah dude new taylor swift is crazy
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people died
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@T1FFANYROCK
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“People died” and it’s just a picture of you
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honest to god it is so embarrassing booking shows when every local band will send some variation of "what's backlining?" or "can we use our [thing] instead?" whenever i send the "hey guys show is announced and here's how it works" message
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@OATMlLKLATTE singing Sloop John B fr
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which page should i use for my next flyer
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how much money would it take to make you spend a night in a punk house?
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walked up to a bunch of people carrying gear in ATL and said "hey i need new tunes whats your band name" and it was ariel pink's backing band lmfao
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my birthday wish was to become that couch but unfortunately it didnt happen
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Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion and Glorilla together in a new video.
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the community in potsdam was not turned queer by sunflo'er, we booked shows and queer punks showed up. you dont have to be queer to be a part of what is happening there but you're fucking braindead if you think we'll allow someone who is the ideological opposite through the door
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Man I Love Fpolarseltzer
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obligatory "your boy cleans up nice"
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someone link me to the guy walking past the bar in boston
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@SolidStapp
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happy birthday to one of the worst people to walk planet earth, and ted kaczynski
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good morning
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oh hey, didn't see you there
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i have cried watching 4 movies in my life and two of them have "The Iron" in the name
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yeah dude i'm a fat fuck in a sick band with a hot girlfriend
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@SolidStapp Must be proud having over 1k tweets, huh tubby?
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every time a band tells me they dont feel comfortable backlining i make a mental note that they're silly bitches
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when babe wears your shirt :)
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Straight to hell Ektachrome 100 (+1)
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this is very interesting, before march 27th they mostly liked posts mentioning them like any sane band would. after march 27th it became content farm tweets Ion Dissonance may possibly be innocent
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@SolidStapp Part of me wonders if their account got hacked? All of their liked posts are super generic content farm posts and the random retweets of stuff you’d 100% see retweeted by one of the millions of npc right wing Twitter bots.
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drinking a 12% IPA at 4pm because it was $7
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Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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@full_slack 7 years of traveling and this might be the first time i've been here
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you can't get 20 women to get drunk and fight on cable tv for a chance at love with a C-list musician anymore this is due to woke
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maybe some of you might remember AJ, the homeless man from Illinois i was helping get back on his feet. here's an update: after his page got shared around and donations were made (i think it got up to $3400) he was able to get an apartment, eventually started working at BK...
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“This mf made the same song 1000 times”
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nowhere like it baby! the big apple!
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only in new york! da big city baybee!
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half of dreamwell showed up at 5:30 in the morning
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Sheep in purple
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there's 21 bands playing btw
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i miss drinking in utah with a bunch of people i met on the internet
@CrunchNMunch
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Happy Jeff day to all who celebrate
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eat at a gas station, get the corn dog, have a mountain dew at 9am
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i am looking respectfully
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@airbagged man what a funny day if someone ever tried to dunk on me having a job i'd just start replying with photos of me at national parks, and my various rewards for airlines and hotels
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NYC on purple
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@airbagged brody king stagediving is concrete proof that this situation was a freak accident
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today is saturday, i have 4 hours before i need to go set up speakers and lights, from 4pm-11pm i will be radiating massive amounts of stress for the sole purpose of giving local music enjoyers something to do besides get hammered
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