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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. Warriors, 49ers, SF Giants, Sharks, Mariners.

The Bay Area
Joined March 2011
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@godfatherleague @FootbaIIism I love the dramatic walk before the point.
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@RuthlessRuss_ @WorldWideWob Because it does technically give an unfair advantage.
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2 years
@claudia_cp3 @GSftWarriors He's literally giving them props though? I'm quite certain other players hate playing against dynasties too. You think folks liked playing against Bird's Celtics or Magic's Lakers or Jordan's Bulls? Fuck no.
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@littlegee15 @MiamiHerald That sounds even worse lol. Court would force a child to give birth and then take the child away? What kind of fucked up shit is that?
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3 years
@MindOfManny1 @kd2ndburner Telling your entire team the exact play the offense is going to run is some regular ass shit? That's wild.
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@BuzzedBeard @TheRealLastTake @TheDunkCentral @kalebfessahaye It was historically racially motivated from whites towards blacks, otherwise why would you put that kind of emphasis on the word "boy" in that situation?
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2 years
@Lion_Ohhh @acDiner0 Yeah, he averaged 37 mpg for 5 seasons with the Knicks lol.
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2 years
@LCoilton @Kenny16Techs Isn’t that Stephen A by default? Dude ignores anything he can’t talk shit about.
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1 year
@jirehpc @lady_saane Never seen such an unnecessary, but appropriate dagger towards somebody completely unrelated.
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5 years
@seanandernacht @Joey2196 @TwitterMoments John Mulaney told a joke about dead children being idolized by the New York Post. People can look to be offended at anything. I think South Park said it best, "Either you can joke about everything or nothing at all. There is no in between."
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@jhardini12 @LegionHoops Y’all doing tricks on it to ignore the blatant disrespect Kobe seemed to love to dish out for no reason.
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2 years
@REIDiculousMind @oldbayguy @overtime Probably from the house to a tree, that's my best guess.
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3 years
@rhiehod @21blacky This just in, rhiehod believes the only thugs that exist are black people. Wild.
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5 years
@seanandernacht @Joey2196 @TwitterMoments Here's something you may not have known. Not everybody has the same sense of humor. *SHOCK* *AWE* I know, insane.
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@10ve2Doubs @jakepaulultra @scubaryan_ @tize4PF I mean... he's pretty fortunate to not have been permanently banned lol. I'm sure he'll take the ribbing instead of a permaban.
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@WillBarb44 @Lilly__0b1 @DailyLoud Enjoy paying the lawyer fees when your case falls flat lol.
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5 years
@ReinaEsmeraldax @reginaegeorge @coral_seashell @Disney From a business standpoint, it's brilliant. From an any other standpoint, it's incredibly fucked up. But that's how Disney has made their fortune, they've bought cheap scripts/ideas or altered well-known stories.
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@bballbreakdown Learn something new everyday.
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5 years
@reginaegeorge @coral_seashell @Disney That case gets opened and Disney will rip it apart tbh.
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@BuzzedBeard @TheRealLastTake @TheDunkCentral @kalebfessahaye So because a person is being paid millions for their job, they have to deal with direct racist disrespect? Are you actually listening to yourself?
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@Ratshilindela1 @ZethuMkhatshwa @Thandoo_Zuma @nramfate There is no head of the house in a healthy marriage. That shit is 50/50 straight up. A man's pride should be in doing what is required of him to keep a happy, healthy marriage and wife.
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2 years
@mhmd19377447 @30SECVlDEOS Holy shit that was a great grab.
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5 years
@grubbavitch @Juliannastrid I'm mad that I laughed so hard at "big boy pants"
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8 months
@MarAbh999 @DiscussingFilm Playing Captain America got him his Broadway debut where he was nominated for a Drama League Award, starred in the huge hit Knives Out, and was Buzz Lightyear in Lightyear. I'd say he's done pretty well post-Captain America lol.
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3 years
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1 year
@shortdestroyer @punishedmother @allitude It's a well known fact that the early VS models were doing dangerous things to their body and mind to maintain that level. That's literally all they pointed out.
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2 years
@NotNoblesse @Doublelift1 Early WoW had elite leveling and immersion.
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5 years
@SnellSZN @primekyrie1 @WorldWideWob After Giannis body checked him and Griffin did what most humans do in that situation, grab onto something to try to steady themselves. But yeah, the tears are a little loud rn for someone up 3-0.
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7 years
@de_La_Paz_147 @maggiehendricks @Ashlinism I keep going back to your prof pic to borrow some of that grease from your forehead for my car.
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2 years
@GoinHAM9HD @WorldWideWob I agree with braids. Kawhi is so insanely underappreciated as a 2 way player. Every season since leaving the Spurs he's easily been one of the best players let alone prob the best 2 way player. He's up there with Giannis.
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@herobasketball @GoIdenState @anthonyVslater Nah cause if Klay wanted to do that, he'd go to a different team that would max him, but Klay wants to retire a Warrior and win more rings.
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@rustygnomes @Rip2xDrageee @Wizelycook He twice finished 2nd for DPOY in his career and folks think he's not an incredible defender in his prime lol.
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@clarknthedark33 @DeanHoon @CrocodileCam "attempted murder" gotta read the entire tweet, bud.
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2 years
@OtterRuin @RuthlessRuss_ @WorldWideWob Those things don't remotely correlate, but that's okay if you think that.
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4 months
@OscarEnjoylife @ReaMyLove @PicturesFoIder I think the whole "immediate hard break check" takes precedent over failure to leave enough space, especially when they were not unreasonably close.
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@SnellSZN @primekyrie1 @WorldWideWob IDK... sounds kinda like you're crying.
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@bearded_blerdd1 @michelle_maka Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
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@radiocodex @JMBall21 should have* not could have lol.
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@tombradysdrip @WorldWideWob That badge would just be disrespectful to Steph's actual game.
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@Bestyou24boss @Terrysdaman @AntwaunClark30 @universityofky Who's we? I'm down for openly racist, abusive people to get fucked over.
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1 year
@MichaelWelchAct @BleacherReport I'm ready for NBA players to just stop giving the refs the ball. Just drop that shit on the ground every time they stop the play. Not worth the risk of hurting their fragile egos.
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@MindOfManny1 @kd2ndburner Oh so you didn't actually watch the video. Alright then.
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@therealpraveer @CultureCrave @SBIFF The guy who has been nominated for 12 Oscars isn't Oscar material? Do you hear yourself?
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@D2Mega @LakersSpin @ThePettiestLA It's crazy that you're a fan of 3 teams and all 3 teams are ass.
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@FireyJaire @MySportsUpdate Packers fans talking like their QB isn't Jordan Love.
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@Shane00 @szn_joku 10 more shots and 3 less FTs to get 10 more points, stop thinking straight FG% matters. And you're desperate, you just compared defensive rebounds between a PG and a SF/PF lmao.
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@KingChargeYT @TheDunkCentral @ComplexSports Hard not to include a 43.5% career 3pt shooter.
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@OfficialAyoCJ @trvorXX @wojespn @BDA_Sports And missed the playoffs again for the 9th year in a row.
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@LakeshowTeo @WorldWideWob A Lakers fan dislikes things about the Warriors? No! Never!
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@herobasketball @GoIdenState @anthonyVslater We're not talking about Bron here.
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@obadiahgaming @BadFilmTakes They literally designed an entire universe around 23(?) movies that led to an ultimate final 2 movies that ended the entire story. That's pretty crazy and hasn't been seen before.
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@Wink_winkwinkz @MKH2K9 @TChalla_1966 Yes, it was good and fun as hell. Not every good film needs to be an amazing story with over the top cinematography.
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@kmichelllle @cedy243 I was 5'10 ft at age 16 and now I'm 6'4 so...
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@JO19i @WorldWideWob Jayson Tatum = SF, Scoring Champ = C. MVP = C. MVP > Scoring Champ.
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@Damngranddad2 @HoopMuse @Juanitotwittea @LegionHoops How tf is a minimum of 10 a cherry picked stat?
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5 years
@JoohnSn @SnellSZN @primekyrie1 @WorldWideWob I'm not a Pistons fan lol. Congrats on your first series win since 2000-01 though.
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@IcyVert @MySportsUpdate I don't understand why anybody has an issue with it. Don't fumble out of the endzone, it's so simple. Don't reward the offense for fumbling out of the endzone.
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1 year
@snikastyle @Ms_Persia He is dirty and this is something. Scroll on.
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10 months
@ChrisWithTheW @MySportsUpdate Likely hit training camp and realized they just didn't have the passion for it anymore.
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@papiraqi1 @basedgodblessed Y'all need some Jesus in your life lmao jfc
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@raoulm @TheTennisLetter I don’t see why they shouldn’t be allowed to do that? Other students can work summer jobs.
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@OfBruhAnd @O773R @yandhiisntreal You’ve never watched a Dead Meat video if you think they’re just reading off wiki articles lmao
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@KristaNemo @Dexerto A relatively known streamer was reduced to tears from the bullying in their chat over the game, but okay, whatever lies you have to feed yourself to feel holier than thou.
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@blair01111966 @BrendanFuture @KirkCousins8 @TafBets If that joke hurts him then he's doomed in the NFL
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@Biykend @LegionHoops He’s literally the single most important person in Lakers history. Far and away.
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@Machunii @7zerowen7 @StellaUmbrella3 @ConquestOfEvo Probably watched a lot of Etika and had an understanding of his sense of humor. Not very hard to figure out.
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@lilbbygoblin @issabiscuitx3 @bumblebryx @ClaireTrapani @FrootLOUups @buckymischief @lemonmaid_ @TweetinJoshBe While I agree, who would bite the other person while being abused? I'm reserving judgement overall though because honestly I don't have the full story.
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@oldpeepsgamin @Dexerto Are you directly copying him or are you taking inspiration from him? He's annoyed by the copycats, not by the inspired. You're outing yourself if you're getting upset by this.
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10 months
@mural_erza @phillymikann @GokulB61245420 MJ is below Lebron. The sooner you accept that the better for you
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2 years
@K1ngCo @overtime Wrestling clips like this always give me goosebumps. The crowd knowing what the wrestler is gonna say and saying it with em is SHEESH.
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1 year
@jck510 @LowellCohn He won't acknowledge this because this doesn't go with his narrative.
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@_blkhoney @PoorSalty @sa94rkt Couldn't you have done the same?
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2 years
@HardenFinalsMVP @WorldWideWob James Harden has NEVER and will NEVER win a championship. We'll leave that to Curry and KD.
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@Holdenradio @NFL @jswaggdaddy @Lions Probably said "The Den" aka The Lion's Den, maybe?
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7 years
@TheBruceWilliam @mileysbae low key before opening the 2nd pic I thought that was a person wrapped in a blanket.
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@NBAlAnalyst @liIcutta @DailyLoud Dude's intrusive thoughts are just his default thoughts cause wtf
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@Henrik80094889 @J_Reed20 @spidadmitchell Didn’t know the refs had burners too
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2 years
@_burntlime_ @SpankWrassle @ElfPlastic @Dinosaur_Blake @robev333 @magnus_holmes @allisongeroi There's a local Asian place I go to that has QR codes and a set up where you just order from your phone, takes away the need for waiters and allows them to survive crazy times more easily from what they've told me. They all get paid well there since there's less workers.
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@Ihartitz @slaxshy Mercury Morris is such an elite sports name
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@luvisharden @WorldWideWob Was still in his hands. Can't be a goaltend if the offensive player's hand is on it.
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@aftermetheflood Bo Burnham Bill Burr Jim Gaffigan Sebastian Maniscalco I'll put a lot down that none of those 4 have either.
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