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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

10 days

Since muting either word might lead to some unintentional blocks, I'm trying this.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

My brother in christ, no one has even used this weapon yet.

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2 years

Pro players the instant a new weapon leaks for Infinite:

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2 years

"Hmm I haven't been really following the Halo TV show, I wonder what-"

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 months

Today I learned killing aliens and electric guitar are exclusively right wing. This is along with the narrative that apparently the left would just let themselves get glassed by the Covenant, for some reason? Let's just blame it on 'wokeness' or whatever, I guess...

Manlet King ☩

@TheManlet_King

2 months

What part of Halo did you think WASN'T rw? The super soldiers? The fighting against alien? The military centric story and cast? The male chorus harmonizing over an electric guitar? The tiny naked blue lady? Halo is about the indomitable human spirit violently refusing defeat.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

7 months

Bro I still remember when you had to switch teams manually to play Infection, and now you can make Tower Defense, Horde Mode, even full blown campaigns in Forge. Just...holy fuck man...the future is actually looking pretty bright with some more QoL polishing.

Tyler | Beekle 📸

@hiBeekle

7 months

⚠️30 WAVES. 30 LIVES. CAN YOU SURVIVE?⚠️ Welcome to a brand new Halo Infinite experience -- Tower Defense Ultimate! 1800 scripting nodes and 17 days of no-lifing the Forge AI update and I've made a mode I've always wanted in Halo 🥹 Download links and how-to guide below ⬇️

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I'd like to say I'm surprised. I'm not surprised.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

My biggest fear for Infinite is that it reaches the state MCC and Halo 5 matchmaking are at where it's fucking miserable to play if you're soloqueuing or in a duo. I am so goddamn tired of getting rolled by four stacks when I'm stoned and just trying to play a little Halo.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

The store is just embarassing. This is like horse armor DLC on steroids.

swebo

@swea_boo

2 years

@Halo Why are you guys reselling cadet blue with a different name for $8

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

These better be the only hexagons I see from you guys.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

7 months

Honeslty hiring Michael Salvatori and not hiring Marty would be such an unbelievable fucking chad move that I'm convinced 343 doesn't have it in them to do it.

Mint Blitz

@MintBlitz

7 months

Since Bungie made the decision to lay off Michael Salvatori, you know what to do 343.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

8 months

This is neat and all but I can't help but think how much I would *fucking* hate this movement style in a Halo game.

FURIA HisWattson

@HisWattson

8 months

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3 years

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

This tweet is the most relevant thing Freddie Wong has done in like seven years lol.

Freddie Wong

@fwong

2 years

halo is a franchise saddled by the insane decision they made one score years ago to have your enemy be 75% little dumb trolls who fire two shots and then scurry around waving their arms screaming wahhhhh in a high pitched voice what even is this stupid game

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2 years

Competitive community: "Why does the casual community hate us?" Also the competitive community:

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I can't even come up with a response, this argument is that bad lol.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

1. This is the Halo studio lol. Like it or not, they're not 'replacing 343'. If 343 goes, so does Halo. 2. Can we save the stupid multiverse shit for Marvel movies? 3. "Hey I didn't like the last three Halo games, maybe if I arbitrarily shuffle staff around that'll change!"

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I could censor this post like usual, but everyone would know who the guy is because there's only one person who DMs people to constantly talk about how he's better than everyone. Submitted via DM.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

Remember kids, Destiny 2 invented skyboxes.

Aozolai

@Aozolai

4 years

Halo Infinite vs Destiny 2... part 2 Get ready #Halo #Destiny

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Proof that the anti-woke brigade will use literally anything as an excuse to talk about 'political correctness' or 'being woke' or whatever moonbrain shit they're on at the moment. That trailer was pretty fucking great, I thought.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

REAL Halo died in 1999 when it moved away from being a Mac exclusive real-time strategy game, EVERYONE knows that...

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Lootboxes blew, I think we can all agree, BUT this new shit is so much worse. Now every game has a season pass that you need to grind challenges for. It went from free gear with an optional slot machine for more stuff to getting a part-time job you have to pay for.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

- checkmark - streamer - doesn't main Halo - BR player Oh yeah, it's time for a shitty Halo take.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I played one last game of Halo 3, went positive and won by a large margin so I decided I'd end on a high note. Once we got to the 40 kill mark I started getting choked up and even now, a good ten minutes after I finished the game I'm crying like a baby.

Halo Plasmaposting

@Plasmaposting

2 years

This is so sad Alexa play "Thanks for the memories"

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2 years

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

This is the new official reaction for when one of you posts a cringe Halo take.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

Yep, literally the same game. No further thought necessary.

Aozolai

@Aozolai

4 years

I present Halo Infinite vs Destiny 2 "Halo" game... 🤡 #HaloInfinite #Destiny @Bungie

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

343, I promise you no one wants to do these fucking 'stop an enemy killing spree' challenges. I'm convinced at this point they're only still around to get people to buy challenge swap packs, change my mind.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

"Who are these Banished people!" "They explain it in the books and Halo Wars." "no"

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

5 months

Good thing they ended development on MCC right?

Tylenul

@Tylenul

5 months

Starting 2024 off with Halo MCC cheaters signing me out of my xbox live account mid game. He typed "Goodbye" in the chat. Happy New Year

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

A nice two-for-one pair of shitty takes.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Oh hey it's this bullshit again lol.

Mint Blitz

@MintBlitz

3 years

Sigh #HaloInfinite

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Been busy but I like when I posted this in response to a shitty take and people jumped on me in the comments to say how it wasn't true. Then to prove it wasn't true, they gave examples of it being true lol.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

How lame do you have to be to have a problem with this? I've had an Xbox and been playing Halo since I was 10, fuck outta here lmao.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

10 months

This in particular was a take I never got (the 'can't have weapons with the same roles part'). I enjoy all the weapons being useful while having difference nuances because then it was all down to personal preference, not 'use this weapon because it's the good one'.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

You like Halo 5's multiplayer because of the alleged 'Halo cycle'. I liked it because it was fun as fuck from day one. We are not the same.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

New cover photo dropped. (Absolutely not a shitty take btw.)

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

11 months

People are calling Destiny 2 an abandoned, dead game that's been ruined with microtransactions but yeah sure if only we had Bungie back lol.

Michael

@LegacyKillaHD

11 months

We could've had Bungie reunited with Halo...

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 months

That's why people are tired of hearing from the old school fans. Even nice gestures are just met with constant hostility. Not even allowed to say "well that's nice" without including some dig at 343 because if they don't they...lose all their integrity or something.

Lt. Cameron-088 💛🤍💜🖤

@LtCameron88

4 months

Bro shut the fuck up for once in your life. It's a tribute to the legacy of the Franchise, and its honestly a cute Easter Egg. Even the name of the room is cute.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Coating screenshots taken from an r/halo post.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

I understand the opinions of people who are upset with 343 over their abandoning of some aspects of the Halo 4/5 era, but they ultimately serve at the pleasure of the community. Most of the community disliked a lot about those two games, so elements like the Prometheans are gone.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

"We're anxious for Halo Infinite, right,because the industry is just so dry." Also wants Infinite to be the 394th game with a BR mode. Streamers are the worst fucking thing to happen to video games I swear lol.

ComicBook.com

@ComicBook

3 years

Dr Disrespect reveals why he's worried about #HaloInfinite :

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Saw this meme posted on r/Halo which I disagree with. Not a super shitty take, but I liked the boss fights in Halo Infinite. Could have done with a Scarab battle or two, but yeah...

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

11 months

The REQ system with in-game currency was far and away better than any game's battle pass/store system and it's not even *remotely* close.

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@Hollowtide

11 months

What’s one Halo opinion that will have you looking like this

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Season 2 confirmed for six months and their roadmap doesn't even really talk about anything much outside of Season 2. No look at beyond Season 3 besides some vague metaphor in 'drop pods' of QoL improvements.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

-checkmark -COD player -BR simp Because of course.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

7 months

Saw this on r/SHS (which is back btw), Uny triggering the whiny people in this community is always heartwarming.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

6 months

First thought: wow holy shit Second thought: where are these pylon enemies in *my* games? I try that and I have six Sidekicks aimed at my dome piece instantly before I even hit the triple, much less the naire...

Mint Blitz

@MintBlitz

6 months

I FINALLY GOT IT!

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I mean, how obvious does satire have to be?

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

For Sony supposedly having the best games, their fans sure do seem pretty insecure.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Played a Fiesta game right now, Rocket and Sword fest as always. Have a challenge for killing a Spartan with the Sentinel Beam in PVP 0/1. Get two kills with a Sentinel Beam. Finish the match. 0/1. GOD this game is a pile of fucking shit lol.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

There's a skull that adds wacky dialogue to the game and an entire class of enemy, voice acted in such a way that they're basically comic relief characters. You pilot a dude in power armor as he kills aliens and zombies in space. Get over yourself lmao.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

Remember kids, even when 343 is good, they're bad.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Regardless of what you think about the state of the game, we can all agree that Pixelflare does not miss right?

Halo

@Halo

2 years

Do not fear death. Become it. The fourth week of the free Fracture: Tenrai event has returned to #HaloInfinite ! 👹

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@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

No further comment needed.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

9 months

50% of Halo Twitter

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Different is not synonymous with worse, but 'armor coating' is.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

yike

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

"Why don't they add content to Halo 2 so I have something new to complain about?"

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

General response to people who say Halo Infinite's microtransactions are better than H5's because they 'don't have filler'. I would buy the standalone War Master helmet that I used in H4 and 5, I will not pay 12 bucks for this bundle that has 12 items, 11 of which are filler.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Reminder that 343 employees follow this dude for some inexplicable reason. What does Moses even do? He's considered popular in the community and I have zero idea why other than the vague explanation of 'he does esports stuff'. Like what tho?

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Cherry-picking two things that look alike compared to the myriad of ones that don't is a shitty way to make an argument. Example in pic 2: did the BR just rip off the FAMAS or M16 designs, or maybe, just MAYBE, UNSC guns are based off real life guns?

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

First pic here is funny to me. For 1, Haruspis literally works at 343 now so... 2, Haruspis is apparently a year younger than me so I guess I wouldn't make that imaginary cut-off for veteran either? I've played this game for 18 yrs, any actual sport, I'd be considered old af.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

It's not just sad, it's downright depressing to see the game have so much sheer momentum and just start grinding to a halt because of the issues below the surface. There's a LOT that needs to be fixed, and I don't know if the game can survive waiting until Season 2 in May...

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Imagine seeing someone drop a 42-0 game and implying the loss was partly their fault lol. Even ignoring the fact that the game is designed to sandbag you with horrible teammates from time to time, how do you even do better than this?

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Reminder to never stop dunking on those people who said the graphics were gonna suck and the models looked too plasticy.

Timdog

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3 years

Lord have Mercy

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I almost wanna see if these articles are in fact written by the same person but then I realized I don't care because the takes are steaming hot bullshit anyway lol.

Logan Dodson

@LoganDodson

2 years

Whoever writes Halo articles for Kotaku must be really upset that Halo Infinite is actually a good game 💀

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4 years

Halo was a mistake.

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7 months

I would react like a full blown zoomer Twitch streamer if I hit this in a game. Like straight up MOM GET THE CAMERA territory and I say that with absolutely ZERO shame. Holy fuck.

VETOED

@VETOED

7 months

PSA: You can repulse sniper bullets in Halo Infinite (and hit headshots) one of the hardest, but sickest things I've done in a Halo game. it was so rewarding once it connected

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

One of the best pieces of advice I ever got from the head professor of my major in college was 'underpromise and overdeliver', it seems someone finally whispered that to 343...

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@ShittyHaloTakes

4 years

Leave it to Heckhopper to have a problem with the incredibly low bar of 'racial slurs are bad'.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

What the fuck is this comparison even? Submitted via tag and DM lol.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

"Wow the official Halo page blocked me? Fucking censorship much? All I did was tag them regularly to tell them how terrible they are and celebrate the studio head leaving like I won the lottery. They must just hate REAL Halo fans" - absolute and complete clowns.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

"Well acktually 343 Halo games aren't real Halo games."

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

There's no legit reason to lock emblem color customization to a few specific palettes and they already knew that this preset color system was bullshit because they tried it with H5 and people hated it then too. Another aspect of 'we hear your complaints but we know what's best'.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Changing the UI that people have been used to for 20 years because of 'Arena sweatiness' is the kinda statement that makes people skeptical of 343.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

So uh...when's that co-op dropping? 👀

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Not really Halo related but I don't understand for the life of me how people can say Game Pass hurts devs and publishers. Rockstar put GTA V on GP, then it left, then it came back, and now San Andreas Remastered is on Game Pass day one. If it hurt sales, why would they do that?

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

343 continuing their proud tradition of implementing playlists people want extremely late and with aspects the community doesn't like, then removing them shortly after when they're underperforming. They have literally done this with Halo 4, Halo 5, AND Infinite lmao.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

2021 - Remember Reach 2022 - Remember Reach 2023 - Remember Reach Yo, when can we start the Forgetting Reach event? Instead of a playlist or event pass we just agree with cyberbully people who used Armor Lock back in the day.

Rebs Gaming

@Mr_Rebs_

1 year

You can also find this event with an image of the rewards in the Xbox Event app on your Xbox console.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Lol

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

What's your biggest pet peeve in Halo multiplayer? Mine for Infinite (and 5) when teammates just flat out don't fight for power weapons or powerups even when their spawn is announced on the map. Countless games lost because my team just gave the other team rocks/camo every 2 mins

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@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

I can't think of a caption for this one. Literally what?

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Well that's a new one, I never heard this 'I want Halo Infinite to flop' argument come from someone PRO 343...so that's something, I guess. Submitted via DM.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Overall I was wrong about my assumption that the community would explode after the multiplayer reveal. There's a handful of shitty takes but that's to be expected and generally speaking, everyone is pretty happy. I'm really glad we got to this point.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

Lol. Lmao. It took 18 months or so for *this*.

HaloHub

@HaloHubGG

1 year

You can now see upto 10 playlists in the #HaloInfinite Multiplayer menu

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

You know what, I'm just gonna say it. Don't really give a fuck about assassinations being gone.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

"Quick people are enjoying the game too much, come up with something!"

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

We've really gotten to the point where we're defending cores eh? People are gonna have armor styles you don't like. I don't like the EVA helmet, you don't see me demanding it get restricted from use...jfc...

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

2 years

Everyone was saying Halo Infinite was gonna be DEAD when MW2 dropped. Seeing all the complaints so far about MW2, I'd like to retroactively declare those to be shitty takes lol.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

Account is an obvious bait account but still. Submitted via tag.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

Terrible, horrible, the worst thing in the game, period. But enough about EVA style helmets, the glasses are funny.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

Infinite's microtransactions suck, but I really wish people would remember why map packs sucked too. They divided the community into smaller groups and after the DLC playlists were removed, you rarely ever saw the maps again unless they were required for a playlist.

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@ShittyHaloTakes

3 years

I swear every positive thing said about this game is immediately countered with a negative lol.

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Shitty Halo

@ShittyHaloTakes

1 year

A game that was hyped up as a great first-party Xbox title but ended up being a mediocre buggy 6/10 average glitch fest, destined to fall out of public consciousness almost as quickly as it came. This tweet is about Redfall, pic unrelated.

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