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Organic Mechanic

@ShifterKart

6 months

Myself. This is a space to vent, idgaf about y'all opinions

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6 months

Who is your target audience when you tweet?

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Organic Mechanic

@ShifterKart

6 years

On this episode of Jamaica Is Not A Real Place...

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@ShifterKart

2 years

Reminder that Jamaica is, in fact, large

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@ShifterKart

6 years

When u love soca parties but hate people

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@ShifterKart

7 years

In di middle Mek dem two card jiggle

Rough Rider Condoms 🇯🇲

@Roughriderja

7 years

How do you split the bill on a date?

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@ShifterKart

5 years

When u, a Kingstonian, are at a red light in mobay and u can't figure out why everyone blowing them horn at u

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@LordBiilal

5 years

Boomboclaat

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@ShifterKart

1 year

suppose our ting different?

Jeneque Pinnock ♔

@JenequeP

1 year

There is no in between. Either you’re single or you’re not. Case closed, bye.

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@ShifterKart

5 years

two weeks vacation in a beachfront villa with a/c

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Just like Jamaica have better carnival than Trinidad

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@ShifterKart

2 years

no i cannot believe you people never know Soverign was once a mansion named Liguanea. lemme see if i can find some pics

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@ShifterKart

4 years

RT if u never know that St Kitts was actually St Christopher

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@ShifterKart

3 months

We took Rihanna from Barbados, we can take u likkle water and chips

Sarah Bellum 💋

@phae_868

3 months

Trinidad & Tobago deserves the clout Jamaica has bc no wayyyy we providing allyuh snacks and water and yall think it’s yours???

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@ShifterKart

1 year

I dreamed I got attacked by a pitbull. A talking pitbull. It said bumboclaat a lot

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@ShifterKart

1 year

Finally giving it a shot, the sleep this weekend better be fantastic

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Find them @JamaicaConstab

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@ShifterKart

5 years

the hidden pothole on a wet road

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5 years

1 2 3 4 5 a dem

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@triissii

5 years

How many Sean Paul songs do you know ?

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@ShifterKart

3 years

get a phillips screwdriver and make sure its tight

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@ShifterKart

1 month

theres a mark x in this pic somewhere, i can hear it

T♡

@luvxot_

1 month

This type of dressing

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@ShifterKart

6 years

"Walked into a pharmacy and saw this man standing oddly still. Much like our economy"

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@ShifterKart

2 years

How u in a Tacoma and stuck? How you in a RANGER RAPTOR and stuck?!😭😭🤣

🐀🦇/🐕💩

@CRAIGGOFRASS

2 years

Fuckin scenes out here 😭😭

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@ShifterKart

5 years

no one: gunman at 9am:

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@ShifterKart

6 years

When I'm driving on the potholeway I occasionally hit a road

𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑝 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝘩𝑏𝑖𝑒 🎀

@kerisha357

6 years

How Jamaica are you ?

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@ShifterKart

5 years

walking into the supermarket and you realize you forgot your bag

Le Full Metal

@yung_keren

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@ShifterKart

1 year

I asked this lady why she couldn't park her car properly....she laughed at me. The lack of shame is a bit troubling

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Coaster a try overtake traffic and police in a undercover Kia hol him nicely

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@ShifterKart

7 years

Dsleep Dfood Dpeaceandbloodclaatquiet

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@ShifterKart

2 years

taxis once again giving me another excuse to break out the uptown cussing voice @robot_taxi @JamaicaConstab

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@ShifterKart

11 months

MORE PEOPLE NEED TO USE WAZE IN JAMAICA

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Goals tbh

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@ShifterKart

7 years

When a Bajan gets 280 characters

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Bajan: says something We hear:

Flee With The Grippaz Gone

@FatherFlee

6 years

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@ShifterKart

1 year

Me spot a police spot check so I take up my phone to go onto Waze to mark them......the police see me with the phone and pull me over🙂 No good deed goes unpunished lmao🙃

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@ShifterKart

2 years

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@ShifterKart

5 years

not the superpower i expected the first real life superhero to have but okay

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@ShifterKart

5 years

someone on twitter was asking the other day why we need JDF. well...

Jamaica Defence Force

@JDFSoldier

5 years

Fifty six (56) Dominican Republic Fishermen who were caught illegally fishing in Jamaica’s Maritime space were deported on Saturday March 30, 2019. The JDF Coast Guard seized of over 55,000 pounds of illegal seafood catch, to include over 34,000 pounds of conch. #SecureJamaica

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@ShifterKart

5 years

people who drive Prados/Pajeros/any other SUV and resort to crawling over the slightest pothole need to be taken into a dark room and beaten upside down

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@ShifterKart

5 years

me: *sleeps* alarm: goes off me:

deji 🪬

@rundejirun

5 years

Cho bomboclaat.

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@ShifterKart

5 years

the thing about this UWI Law thing that irks me the most is that nothing has been said about any male photos. NOTHING

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@ShifterKart

22 days

"wah me muss do" sounds a lot like "I'm just a girl" Lmaoo

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

22 days

A woman abandoned her vehicle after the car she was driving flipped, landing on its side, inside a service station on Washington Boulevard in St Andrew early Saturday morning.

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@ShifterKart

5 years

remember Zorro?

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@AlexxxMartinezz

5 years

When will Latinos get our “Black Panther” ?

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Empty beach is best beach

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7 years

Whole a Jamaica right now

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@ShifterKart

3 years

wax, vax, climax

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@ShifterKart

5 years

The two winners of Tailgate

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Jamaican: Matches

jordie🇬🇾

@irie592

5 years

Regular people: Matthew Guyanese: Mahchew

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@ShifterKart

7 years

How much mechanic u know nuh own car?

#StopKurtForever

@Arquipimp

7 years

Why all the relationship experts always single?

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PK2885 @JamaicaConstab

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@ShifterKart

1 year

Gotta be the stupidest tattoo ever, I gotta be stopped

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@ShifterKart

6 years

what happen to definition 2: a past student of Immaculate Conception High School

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@Jhambrizco_

6 years

“Demon Gyal”.... a definition. I laughed so hard 😂 WOW!

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Guys look out for my dogs' debut album, "barking up the right tree." We shot the cover photo today

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@ShifterKart

7 years

to fling di AK ova di wall

XBX

@Brixbx

7 years

Lol guys what would Jamaica's role be in WW3?

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@ShifterKart

6 years

we cyaa ever find it so it nuh matter

Jaxisms

@JAX_inUrbox

6 years

Clitori is the plural of clitoris or is it clitoris dem ?

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Yo the dj at Soca therapy tried to play palance and the whole crowd shout NOOOOOOO DJ had to change track asaply lmaooooo

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Your reminder that the pixel 2 has an amazing camera, and amazinger software

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@ShifterKart

5 years

because after driving on shit roads that break our carsgoing to and from work that doesnt pay enough, we come home to sometimes no light or water and often cant get enough internet to come on twitter to vent

Hermit

@highonjetfuel

5 years

Jamaicans are so angry. Why?

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7 years

@brischh the milk firsters and toilet paper reversers

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@ShifterKart

4 years

My car has Antilock Braking System and that's good enough for me

Chrissy

@Chrissy__Dee

4 years

Carnival is coming.... where are your abs??

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@ShifterKart

5 years

You know what would be nice? A Christmas linkup/eatdrinkup for friends who not spending Christmas with their families. That wouldn't be too bad at all

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Not sure if doing a bamboozle or just a statue @dog_rates

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@ShifterKart

7 years

a Flow technician. i'd go to parties and people will be surprised i even showed up

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@ShifterKart

3 years

in high school, i had an ingrown nail on my big toe. got it fixed, had to wear sandals for a week. everyone started calling me Jesus...but that was deemed unholy, so it was shortened to Jee (pronounced, G) i dont talk to anyone from high school anymore.

Miss Sweetly

@chrstnwhtly

3 years

I asked this Honduran carpenter on site where he got the name ‘Pino’ from. He said 16 years ago, some Jamaicans insisted that he was from the Philippines, so they started calling him Filipino till it shortened to Pino. Fucking Jamaicans 😭

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@ShifterKart

6 years

U ever hear a Jamaican cuss claat bout somebody till dem blue, and end it with "a mi bredrin still enuh"

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@ShifterKart

4 years

Idk if she will make the drive up to hope gardens Sunday, but we shall see

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@ShifterKart

7 years

Coin pon da table My girl I know you able

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7 years

CHRISTMAS A COME MI WAH MI

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1 year

@mikey_esquire I lost it at 'big green lizard'

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@ShifterKart

4 years

#anotherone

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@ShifterKart

6 years

dont ask who Macaroni is ask where the bumboclaat Macaroni a guh

IBK

@_thisisib

6 years

Right now it feels like Jamaica Twitter is having a big group chat and I’m being left out of the joke. Who the hell is Macaroni or what’s that about? Every time me ask everybody LOL 😒🙄🙄😒

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Sick of idiots like this making it hard for the rest of us

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@ShifterKart

6 years

me earlier today when police pulled me over and i discovered my fitness expired. in may

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@ShifterKart

1 year

GenX said start time 10am end time 6pm. March started exactly at 10am and ended by about 6pm. Wow

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@ShifterKart

6 months

(idk why the colour is fucked) anyways, for the record - police confirmed it - you are not supposed to cut to the right of the lightpost at this intersection like the van in front of me and the car that hit me, did. the way i drove is the correct way.

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@ShifterKart

11 months

So everything get fuck since it reach?

Vidokti

@vidokti

11 months

Crocodile causing a traffic jam at Six Mile.

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@ShifterKart

7 years

fam. its not that deep. 2 plus 2 is four. minus 1 thats 3

Naysayer - 9:29 🇵🇸

@Bertitude

7 years

Mans not hot is a metaphor for the homophobia that the black man has been forced to cloak himself in to survive in this world.

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Who the rass invited Xerxes to Trini Carnival

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@ShifterKart

6 years

International websites: *shows badly made caribbean recipe* Caribbean people:

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@ShifterKart

5 years

@rudebwoyrob This bredda had that same mindset. The man had no idea "wHaT His VehIcLE iS CaPAbLE oF".....he was an idiot who was very lucky

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@ShifterKart

3 years

We have a serious driving and parking ability problem in this country

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@ShifterKart

8 years

edited for accuracy: 1. Jamaica 2. And Friends

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Dad's 1934 Morris is finally here

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@ShifterKart

6 years

Y'all can stay hating lizards, but Lester a mi genna genna

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Have a girl from Clarendon who doh like shave so mi save her number as Bushy Park

Londie D. Murray

@londiemurray

5 years

Have a rich girl Weh come from Mobay so me save her number as Freeport.

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@ShifterKart

7 years

bumboclaat really shouldnt even be a badword the way it so versatile

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@ShifterKart

1 year

I could not resist

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@ShifterKart

5 years

Jamaicans will never be on time for anything. Except birdbush

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@ShifterKart

6 years

LOLOL dis nigga deadass bout to climb up my hair - Rapunzel

That Insurance Guy!

@marlonmusique

6 years

Let’s pretend Twitter existed from centuries ago... Quote with some tweets famous historical figures would have made.

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5 years

Bloodclaat a 991 GT3 land

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7 years

'hi pupper, am small doggo' 'Nice to meet, small doggo. We boop now, yes?' *Boop*

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7 years

RT to support Delroy

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@ShifterKart

6 years

When a taximan sees a line of traffic

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@ShifterKart

2 years

Anyways, if you don't have a dashcam, buy a dashcam

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2 years

Fast car roll out

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@ShifterKart

6 years

@Gabbienain but he likes it burning not concerning what noobody wanna say

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@ShifterKart

6 years

since when is flight attendant a job to be shamed? suh me know small island twitter and oxtails/caribbeans twitter nah no rass sense

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@ShifterKart

1 year

fun fact: modifying your headlights by installing LED bulbs, no matter what the color, is illegal, in most countries. its not just about the color, its the GLARE that is caused by fitting bulbs into headlights they not designed for. the GLARE is a danger to other cars on the road

EAR1

@ear1music

1 year

Kool you said for emergency right but all emergency lights flashes the lights on car are constant. The fact that some people dislike you making your vehicle the way you want it, I believe isn’t kool why fine a man for that.

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@ShifterKart

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Two vet visits and nearly 50k later, I am now broke. The next dog who decides they want a vet visit it gonna have to drink tea and tweet through it

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