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wtf is wrong with Duolingo lmao
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Black People: “I know they light bill HIGH!”
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This was a poorly thought out tweet
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“You ain’t really wild, you a tourist!”
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Jada: “I was like...NOT SNOOP.” Snoop:
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R&B Radio after 10PM: “Alright you know what time it is, we gon’ slow it down for.............the quiet storm”
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Tyra Banks is a domestic terrorist. She was shaving bitches BALD and sending them home the next day 💀
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Girls: *collectively like something* Guys:
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Travis Porter: “Okay now ladieesss??” Me:
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寒いけど、 タッチポン🐤
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@quienes_ellitaa like how was that supposed to motivate me 😭
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“Did you murder all these women?” Ted Bundy:
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Mike DeWine later today:
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lmao imagine refusing the vaccine because you think it’ll make you sound more interesting in conversations
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Someone pls tell him he’s not as deep as he thinks
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One of my students made me a Mother’s Day card. Me: “This is very nice, but I’m not a mom. I don’t have any kids.” Student: “Well you call us little ducklings when we line up so we’re your kids sometimes!” Me:
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I wanna see her at the Met Gala
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This is Hooch. She just got some Crocs. Absolutely loves them. Gets to feel the breeze between her beans. 13/10
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“I can’t twerk” would’ve been easier to say. Use concise language.
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In the Era of #meToo how exactly does this empower women? Leftists, @iamcardib , feel free to chime in. THX ..
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I just want a ben wegmann house for $3
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@dereckapurnell @kvndvnn_x_ My nephew this past Halloween 💜🖤
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I wanna be happy about impeachment proceedings but up next is Pence so....
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*Return of the Mack plays* Me:
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I’m fighting back tears omg
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@hersheysxbliss He didn’t care about shit she was saying 😂
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the UK has BET? Lol
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BET UK 🇬🇧
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How adorable is baby Kojo? 😍
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I hope I’m not overdressed but also I hope I’m stuntin on these hoes
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Waves by Normani and 6lack really is that bitch
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Daphne every time Anthony and Kate interact #Bridgerton
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Balloons. Girls can't like balloons without being called hoes. Amazing.
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@jaylabrenae awww he’s like “we got one of these at the house, but let me get another”
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no wonder Kourtney’s kids act like that, she has them watching Caillou
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White people saying black lives matter isn't amazing to me.
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any time a 3 is involved it’s some bullshit
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I JUST FOUND OUT 33 + 77 DOES NOT EQUAL 100 IM ABOUT TO SCREAM
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next day after drinking when I was 21 vs me at 23
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75% considering naming my future daughter Fiona and yes it will be after the hippo
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You're so different™
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Every girls hardest decision vs. mine
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“Racially ambiguous”
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The REAL reason I stopped bleaching my hair
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Dude look like a stepdad trying to relate to his teenage stepson
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Gentle reminder, MLK didn't die for anything. He was murdered. Ok.
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I want my people to be freed from the grip of hot Cheetos
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100% sure this whole Rob and Blac Chyna thing is a publicity stunt but
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When you leave with the dude you told your friends you weren’t talking to
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Mood til July 5th...
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@TreMelvin They all got a 4 on the SAT, these are too many words for them :\
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Indigo Celine and Cairo Elias 4.8.2020 💕💙
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@TrentSongz Like what was she even talking about 😂
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Ellen DeGeneres greeting her employees every day on set:
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I still cannot believe Emma dated the guy that sent a video of Manny, her best friend since pre-k, naked around the school. Emma needed her ass beat on several occasions from Manny.
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Squeeeze ha, don't teeease ha, neva leeeeaave ha GOT TA GOT TA NAH NAH NAH
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@PapayaJelly My mind only operates in memes :(
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Why do they have a Billy Porter in the corner like this 💀
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@Rog_AlGhul It’s just Twitter.
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I found two extra turkeys 🦃 ☺️
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Kandi and Phaedra. Like imagine waking up and realizing your friend is a whole psycho
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15. Which fallout hurt the most?
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the price of BG drinks is why we are the way we are
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Nooooo I need one
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“Mike Pence leaves, uh, literally without a home to return to. He doesn’t own any real estate.” LMAO why did Norah on CBS just call him homeless like that
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Me after I’m done being in my feelings
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we grew up watching Cow and Chicken where they casually ate whole butts. A literal ass was served on a platter and they ate it.
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When you wanna like someone’s picture but they lowkey in a pyramid scheme and you don’t feel like getting solicited
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Dayton is trending in Ohio and someone said they’re getting the Dayton skyline tatted on them
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little coco puffs
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Anybody: *dogs Kim’s weight/clothes/appearance* Moesha:
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Today a student asked me “why does B come before C in the ABC’s” and I explained how the alphabet goes in one order to keep us organized. Then the student asked “why did we pick this order” and I spiraled into an existential crisis
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WHOS NEXT
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*1992 vs 2019
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I kind of wish it was just common sense to know people have lives outside of texting you all day/every day
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Me calculating how much I can spend on spooky activities this month
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There's a whole spirit in their presence and this man is pulling out Pokémon cards. Bye. #AHS6
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This is probably just a wild take for our parent’s generation but children are not indebted to their parents. It’s the other way around. You forced existence on someone lol you owe them.
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If I have a daughter I can’t wait to say no when she asks if she can wear her hair down. She has to do her time like everyone else 😂
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MC ACTUALLY!
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i really can’t wait to do my daughter’s hair like this 😂😂😂
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She's just not getting her period at all huh
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The 30 Day Sex Challenge
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@caoraesque @SheRatesDogs I don’t think the OP is implying otherwise, the page is just focused on the shitty things men say to people on dating apps. But this is definitely a product of society’s overall view of people who are fat.
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Jay Versace deactivated....so this means no more videos of him in bad wigs poorly reenacting reality tv show moments
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Can't spell Shardae without "shade"
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I once saw an IG trainer say a pound of fat weighs more than a pound of muscle. 1lb of fat....weighs more....than 1lb of muscle.
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BG damn near an all girls school. dudes be on campus and not even enrolled, just loitering on the steps of the Education building
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What’s something that ISN’T Black but FEELS Black to you?
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this is how sims act when they’re hungry but someone is blocking their patch to the kitchen
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I’m so in love 🥰 I haven’t been this happy in my entire life.
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oh we cheating cheating
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ohhhhh apple know what they doing 👀😂
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“This goes out to all my nasty hoes from across the globe” Me:
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I’d rather drive through a hurricane with cotton swabs as windshield wipers
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hitman 🜲⁶
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Let's normalise this.
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WE LOVE TO SEE IT
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look at these 7 month old puppies
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I cannnnnnnt 😭
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My little bears are 8 months old today 🐻‍❄️🐻
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I want men to stop acting like false accusations happen at a higher rate than true ones. They literally do not.
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my small humans are gonna be in these soon lol
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Friends can break your heart too. I feel like that’s not talked about enough lol
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a new cut! a new coloooorrrr
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This is how I feel about people who exclusively draw 90s cartoons in modern settings lol
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Unpopular art opinion: Some art can be “corny” or “gimmicky” in MY opinion.
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I went to BG, walking by a cemetery at night is normal
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@UncleMari They were whole terrorists in this episode 😂
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every brand was like “aww black people 🥺☹️” for three months and then went back to normal lmao
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she acts like she works 3rd shift
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