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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 months

Ty Chandler is the epitome of why trade deadlines suck. If I'm not in the playoffs and he's on my roster I can't maximize on an asset who's increased in value.

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2 years

Roughly this time last year I hit my low. Texting, and saying it aloud helped me face how far gone I was and forced me to deal with my trauma. If you ever need someone to talk to my dms are open and I will never judge you. If not me, find someone, anyone to talk to: 800-273-8255

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1 month

So per X, Rashee Rice had either 10.8 grams or 108 pounds of weed and will either do zero jail time or serve life. Got it.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Nick Sirianni has no offensive scheme, he doesn't have any semblance of a plan. Jalen Hurts didn't take one snap under center tonight. No play action, no pre snap motion. The "plan" seems to be "good luck out there Jalen".

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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6 months

Per Twitter Docs Mark Andrews injury could be a break, might be a sprain, maybe lisfranc injury, possibly chicken pox and we can't rule out covid

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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6 months

@BenjaminSolak You deserve some type o medal if you watched every Pickett drop back.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

All I want is someone to tell me that Breece Hall is okay.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Who is this? Wrongest of answers only.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

Fun fact. Holding rookie drafts prior to the NFL Draft is fucking stupid and the only reason people do it is to make themselves feel smart.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

I'm a little surprised by the number of followers I lost today. Like bitch, are you new here? You want just FF you are following the wrong account. My stances have been consistent, I'm proudly and unabashedly liberal. Human rights over your religion all day

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

Parks and Recreation was vastly superior to The Office

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3 years

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Traded Lamar Jackson for Jalen Hurts and James Cook today. I fear nothing in life.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 months

Actually it's really hard for many people. Whether it's due to working multiple jobs and not having time to meal prep, the fact that healthy food is much more expensive, lack of access to decent grocery stores in poor neighborhoods etc.

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5 months

Eating healthy isn’t hard. Most people are just lazy.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

@ShaneIsTheWorst

9 months

This is @TradesIn5 . All love.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

You know what's fun? Owning a ton of rookie picks in May and drafting J.K. Dobbins, Cam Akers, Jalen Reagor and Henry Ruggs. Know what's not fun? Trying to field a competitive lineup in October with J.K. Dobbins, Cam Akers, Jalen Reagor and Henry Ruggs on your roster.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

We get it, absolutely everyone in fantasy football faded Brandin Cooks. Except for you. Yes you, and only you. The 19th billion fucking person to Tweet about how you never gave up on him.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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17 days

Sometimes I wish I could reject a trade more than once just to express my disdain for the offer in a respectful manner.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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6 months

I blame Herbert for hitting him on the hands everyone knows QJ is a body catcher

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6 months

GAME WINNING TD…. DROPPED 😳

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Can you imagine passing over Justin Fields AND Mac Jones because you traded for Sam Darnold or Teddy Bridgewater.lmfao

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

If you know me you know this story. Two years ago I reached bottom and I reached out to someone ( @FF_LeapOfFaith ) for help. I'm happy I did because there are so many moments I would have missed. If you've reached bottom tell someone who loves you or call 8002738255.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Christian Watson, bad hands and a raw route runner + Aaron Rodgers could = an absolute shit show

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

One of the most important skills in fantasy football is adaptability. If you can't admit you were wrong on players or situations, if you can't absorb new data and adjust accordingly you will lose.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Stop trying to prove you're a good person via this app and just actually be a good person in real life.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

If you ain't in full panic mode over D.J. Moore you lying

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Is Tee Higgins the best rookie WR?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Football is not as hard as some of these genius head coaches make it. AJ Brown is elite so you target the living fuck out of him and good things happen

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Just had an EKG. Close as I've come to sex in a while. No shirt on, mood music, a woman having to repeat her directions to me, noises that I can't tell if they mean things are going well or bad, and now I need a nap.

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2 years

Some day the NFL is going to realize they need to let the fantasy community vote on flexing games. Like how much better would it have been to watch KC vs. Cincy tonight? So many fantasy studs playing with so many titles on the line. It would be amazing.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 month

People, what are we even doing here??

The Dynasty Grill

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1 month

CJ Stroud officially QB1 on KTC ⬆️ Thoughts? 👀😬

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Elijah Mitchell is a top 12 dynasty fantasy football running back. It hurts to admit, but it's the truth.

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2 months

Watching Dune for the first time, about 30 minutes in and I have little to no idea what's going on. Lots of intense music leading to nothing seems to be the theme thus far.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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6 months

Watching The Dark Knight Rises for about the 40th time or so and I have to wonder why would anyone choose to live in Gotham? They had years of just absurd crime rates and then when that stops they have crazed penguin men, killer clowns etc running wild. Is rent cheap?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

Let's go!

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Kittle should be the greatest receiving tight end in the history of the NFL, but Kyle Shanahan refuses to allow it.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 years

Don't complain about games being boring. Bad football is like bad sex. Do I wish it was better? Yes, but mostly I'm just happy I got some.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Or. Or. Or this is why women continue to be sexually brutalized and largely dont report it. The Patriarchy ensures that short of a man confessing during video evidence of him committing sexual assault he won't likely be charged let alone convicted.

Adam Schefter

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2 years

This is why Deshaun Watson, from the beginning, welcomed a police investigation: He felt he knew that the truth would come out. And today, a grand jury did not charge him on any of the criminal complaints.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Could Steeler fans bring themselves to cheer for Watson with all the sexual misconduct questions lingering over him?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

Grew up poor, my clothes were thrift store, sneakers had holes, & my utilities were seasonal. I was angry, sad, & treated people awful. 1 day I realized that kindness was free & something I could afford to give. Made me happier & made my life better. Be kind, it's worth it.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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6 years

@dmn_cowboys @fantasyhelpguru You left out Ertz taking three full steps and then diving of his own volition

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

I no longer play in any start one QB leagues. I am now strictly superflex

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

Some free advice.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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19 days

@Koobie101 @DrainBamager He did his best work in TNA it's a great fit for him

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

To anyone that beat me in a title game tonight, or in the playoffs before tonight I hate you and I hope never win one singular game during the rest of your days. I hope you finish last in every league you ever play in and people throw things at you when they see you. Respectfully

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

@jpegjoshua Press charges against those "thugs". Thugs just roaming the neighborhood with weapons. So the police again show white people can do whatever they want.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Lot's of hate on trade calculators but based on some of the offers I've seen y'all should really invest in at least one

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

All you redraft people go back into your caves now right? 😁

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 months

The rap they play on the radio is absolutely atrocious. These kids need to listen to some Wu, pac, biggie, eminem, quest, gang starr, cypress hill, Ludacris , the roots, nwa, jay-z, the lox, redman, bdp, epmd, slick rick cause this new shit is largely trash

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

So Robert Woods was traded and now Van Jefferson is going to be a thing again isn't he? Sometimes we just keep punching ourselves right in the dick over and over and over, over the same players.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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6 years

Amaroh Darboh cut! Tre Mcbide cut! Chad Hansen cut! Just a reminder how much time we waste worrying about "late round sleepers"

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 months

@awfulannouncing @bryce_koon She's not scared of lies she's afraid of the truth leaving no doubt about who she is

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

Dynasty fantasy football demands you accept you will not get every decision correct. What's important is having a process that allows you to get a majority of your decisions correct. There will always be outliers and you need to recognize them as such.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Hi. I'm Shane and I didn't join any start-ups in January or February. Just wanted to share my story.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 months

One of the best relationships I have is with the mechanic dude I see at dunkin donuts every morning. We talk shit to each other, joke around, talk about everything. It's awesome. Been friends for a year now. Neither of us could tell you the other's name if you had a gun to us.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 years

The Dark Knight is by far the best superhero movie ever. I'd dare say it's one of best movies period of the last 20 years.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 months

It's funny that most of the "arguments" for trade deadlines are exactly like this. Nothing of actual value just some low IQ response

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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8 months

Let them leave. Stop subsiding billionaires. Eat the rich.

Front Office Sports

@FOS

8 months

The Jacksonville Jaguars have gone public with their demands for stadium funding — even proposing relocation if $1 billion in taxpayer money is not secured. “Do you want to keep the NFL in Jacksonville?” Details »

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6 months

@RapSheet Caleb is also a 22 college kid, Burrow is a 27 year old signed to a 240 million contract

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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8 months

I'm not overly religious but if you started either Keenan Allen or De'von Achane this week and lose it's a sign that God hates you

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

Hey, look at that. @TradesIn5 hit 7k on @YouTube today. On behalf of @CharlesChillFFB and @DPandemic_Clay thank you! We appreciate everyone that supports the show!

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 years

I didn't start D.J. Chark in two leagues. Inexcusable. Say it with me. Chark is an every week start.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

Down to 208.20 lbs. (Clothed)! Sub 205 here I come!

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 months

Football is the absolute best man. No other sport is even close.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Nothing sexier than a room full of rookie wide receivers, until you're setting your starting lineups.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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1 year

Running back age no longer matters to me because I don't see any running back as anything more than a year-to-year bet

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

These fucking idiots

Salwan Georges

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4 years

Election challengers shout “Stop the count” as poll workers count absentee ballots in #Detroit , Michigan in the 2020 general election @washingtonpost #Election2020

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2 months

Real adult talk. If you're 45 get your colonoscopy. The prep really isn't that bad, and you're super asleep when you get the procedure. Also why don't people sell anastasia as a drug cause that shit is dope.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 years

If I hear one more Miles Sanders is in RBBC take I'm going to explode. When's the last time the Eagles drafted a running back in the 2nd round? A f'n decade, just stop it. These are the same people that told you to fade Chubb because of Hyde and Duke Johnson. It's f'n dynasty

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3 years

What kind of sociopath doesn't use dark mode?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

Tomorrow's waiver wire article today: Every single fucking healthy dude.

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3 years

Corey Davis gonna look good next year on another roster when he's getting 120 targets

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3 years

Zeke Elliott is not a top 10 dynasty running back. Just in case you need to hear it

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

You can trade James Robinson for a 2021 first after tonight. If you want...

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

The hatred of Mac Jones has forced me to take a 180 on him. I am now a Mac Jones guy. Lord help me

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4 years

Every 4 years it's this same bullshit. We don't want your guns, we want sensible gun laws.

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If Joe Biden wins, he will destroy our Second Amendment, and America will become unrecognizable.

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3 years

Is "Con Air" the best awful movie of all time?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

My debut article for @DLFootball is about a player near and dear to my heart. It Pays to Get (DJ) Moore

It Pays To Get (DJ) Moore - Dynasty League Football

Just how good is DJ Moore? We break down his first two seasons and sky-high dynasty potential.

dynastyleaguefootball.com

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Starting Tim fucking Patrick over Miles Sanders in playoff matchups. Fantasy is fun.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

I fall into these depression spirals & I want to withdraw from everything & everyone. So I do, and I end up feeling worse. Then I come back on here, where nothing is really that important, nothing is that serious and it helps distract me from the pain. Thank you for the respite

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

The best thing about Sam Darnold is that D.J. Moore's target share is around 28%

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

Starting Justin Herbert over Lamar Jackson this week and I feel fine

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

T.J. Hockenson top 3 tight end in 2021 is my hill

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

If Cam Akers has a good game tonight the fantasy community is going to have some mutual orgasmic explosion type moment.

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3 years

I thought Darren Waller was a product of his situation last year. I was wildly, vastly, very much incorrect

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2 years

What legitimate reason is there for Zeke to ever see snaps over Pollard ever again?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 months

The jokes on whoever stole my car, they left their red puma jacket in my car, and I'm not giving it back.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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5 years

Everyone always wants to be leagues with people they like. I think it'd be fun to play in one league where everyone kind of despises each other.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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4 years

So my son , he's eight, and his homie at school have a secret handshake that includes a hug and some little twit called him gay because of it. How bad of a person are you that you raise your child to 1) associate hugging as "gay" 2) use gay as something negative?

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

I'm happy for anyone who has found religion and I hope it brings you joy. But keep it out of my government. Your religion shouldn't decide anyone's rights.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

Even more impressive is he did this in a non-superflex league

Jakob Sanderson

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2 years

The Eagles turned: 2021 1.06 + Wentz Into DeVonta Smith, 2022 1.18, 2023 1st, 2024 2nd, 2022 3rd Absolutely magician work by Roseman

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1 year

@RepMTG Will you please cross any border that leads you literally anywhere out of this country? You are just awful

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Vacation. I have literally never needed time off as much as I need it this year. The next 10 days are all about recharging and doing nothing of any consequence what so ever.

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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2 years

I have a #SFB12 spot to give away. I couldn't care less about 5 stars, likes, subs. Give to a charity and you're entered to win. That's it. Screenshot me, dms are open

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4 years

@1Obefiend One Plus 8 and S20 are far superior phones. The pixel is meh

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Shane says ✡️🔯

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3 years

Trade me Tee Higgins. I'm doing you a favor taking a descending asset off your hands .

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1 year

I don't appreciate how the checkout guy verified with me that I was getting plantains, like dude white people like plantain too. Side note, I accidentally got plantains instead of bananas.

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4 years

Despite the deep divisions we have on this country it's beautiful that we can put them aside and all root against the Patriots

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