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Fantasy Football Musings, #Celtics Tweets ☘️, sometimes I do Law stuff. I think about thinking and you should too #SFB13

Joined September 2020
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
17 days
Last night I wrote my favourite column of the year: the Dynasty Rookie Draft Walk Through - Post-Draft Rookie Ranks - Target Exposures of Each Player - Early-Draft ADP Analysis - When to draft off ranks vs. ADP - Best spots for trade ups, downs, ins and outs Link in Bio!
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
9 days
Buddy… get dash pass and download 2K
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Ari Meirov
9 days
#Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is under investigation for allegedly hitting a photographer at a club in Dallas on Monday night, per @wfaa .
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
8 months
People say Justin Fields won’t start somewhere next year but if you don’t think Arthur Smith would take advantage of a new way to ruin Kyle Pitts you simply don’t know ball.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
7 months
Fantasy football is fun because if you bet on De’Von Achane and David Montgomery you made two of the best possible picks in fantasy and also get fucked loser
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
On my grave stone it will read: D. Adams: 9-2-15 D. Hopkins: 9-1-4
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Zac Taylor coaches like he set his madden depth chart to "Samaje Perine - 3DRB" and doesn't know how to find *game options*
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
The Chargers were organizationally born to lose a prime time game to Zach Wilson In just exited to find out how
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Pitts with 2 catches out of 8 targets. 7 were uncatchable
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
8 months
Fining a UDFA 50K for this is absolutely nuts from a proportionality perspective
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
8 months
The NFL fined #Steelers RB Jaylen Warren $48,333 for illegal use of helmet in last week’s win over the #Browns . Here’s the play … which didn’t draw a flag.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
10 months
Do you ever think about how Will Fuller scored 35 fantasy points on national TV at 25 years old, and then played 5 more NFL quarters for the rest of his life?
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
We live in a society.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Society when we don’t rank QBs based on who won a game most recently
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
If people stopped trying to win every trade, they would benefit from more trades.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Is CMC + Deebo + Aiyuk + Kittle the best offensive skill player Arsenal ever amassed?
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
If Purdy’s truly elite trait of having every interceptable pass fall harmlessly to the turf never regresses he just might be the future
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
The “Stafford is racist” jokes are a good meme until it gets too convincing
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
5 months
Rumour has it Taylor Swift was overheard saying Sam Laporta is now the Dynasty TE1
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 years
Me in trade negotiations: “So I’m looking to acquire a RB, WR, QB or TE. I’m pretty strong at IR and I’d like to improve at other positions”
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
If they go non-exclusive and I’m Atlanta, with $66M in cap space, I am writing up the most toxic offer-sheet imaginable by the human brain
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
1 year
The Baltimore Ravens will wait until Tuesday’s deadline before placing their franchise tag on quarterback Lamar Jackson, via @jamisonhensley :
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 months
Never forget.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 months
Updated Ladd McConkey odds for phases used when drafted: • first one in last one out (+150) • kind of guy coaches love (pick em) • does the little things (-150) • scrappy (-250) • technician (-400) • sneaky athletic (-1000)
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Some exciting rookie WR lines today: G Wilson: 15-8-162 🔫 D London: 12-6-95 👀 C Watson: 6-3-48-1 / 1-46-1 🔥 G Pickens: 2-1-2 😤😤😤
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
Jameis enters the game and immediately Olave gets 15 fantasy points
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
9 months
The Eagles are the closest thing we have to dynasty Twitter running an NFL team
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Adam Schefter
9 months
Another trade: Broncos traded TE Albert Okwuegbunam and a 2025 seventh-round pick to the Eagles for a 2025 sixth-round pick, per sources.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Diontae Johnson: the first WR1 in history people are scared of being hurt by a QB upgrade
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 months
Twitter: obviously Washington is drafting the super duper mobile Jayden Daniels instead of the super mobile Drake Maye because they signed Marcus Mariota. Chris Ballard: our backup to Anthony Richardson is Joe Flacco
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
The Jets started the worst NFL QB of all time to make their choice to let Wilson start 10 games more defensible to their fans and it … worked ?
@Dr_Smay21
DrStu
6 months
Everyone blaming Zach Wilson ready to shut the hell up yet??
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
8 months
Diontae with 4.2 PPR points on a 31% target share with a dropped TD we’re so fucking back
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
I just want one fun young RB to not suffer a career altering injury in their rookie or sophomore season FFS
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
The Eagles turned: 2021 1.06 + Wentz Into DeVonta Smith, 2022 1.18, 2023 1st, 2024 2nd, 2022 3rd Absolutely magician work by Roseman
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
8 months
We don't.
@JamesBrimacombe
Eaglezzz
10 months
All the Breece Hall drafters in 2023 Best Ball are going to wish they just drafted Najee Harris instead.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
D-Hop's 2021 season appears to be one of the most inexplicable WR seasons in recent memory
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
9 months
No team should have traded for Trey Lance more than Arizona. • Not trying to win games • Immediate chance for at least a half-season of reps Sending a 4 for Lance >>> 5 for Dobbs Maybe you see some development and have a trade chip or backup to Kyler / Caleb
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
9 months
Cardinals’ HC Jonathan Gannon on the team’s QB situation: “I'm not gonna name a starter.”
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
So Antonio Brown is gonna be the WR1 overall for the last two weeks.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 years
Booger McFarland just said Deebo may not be a #1 WR. He has a 34.5% target share and is 2nd in the NFL in receiving yards.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
4 months
We won the Dak war and we won the Lamar war. Lawrence is the new do you know ball test QB for 2024
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Luke
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Honestly pretty crazy that Trevor Lawrence is actually bad. For like three years he showed some promise on bad teams but turns out no, he just stinks.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
I've seen Cousins get fucked less offensively on Game of Thrones.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
The most comnon happening in every rookie draft I’m in: The 1.04 takes Jahmyr Gibbs and the 1.05 vocalizes their astonishment at CJ Stroud remaining available They proceed to put the pick on the block and wait for an avalanche of offers.. Then they take Jaxon Smith-Njigba
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
I watched the Lions minus ARSB/Chark/Swift and the Saints minus Jameis/MT/Landry each put up 39 or more points on this Seahawks D. It can’t be that hard to move the ball Kliff 😂
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Rashod Bateman is Gabe Davis for nerds
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Super Bowl TDs: D. London - 0 G. Wilson - 0 C. Olave - 0 J. Williams - 0 T. Burks - 0 J. Dotson - 0 C. Watson - 0 G. Pickens - 0 SKYY MOORE - 1
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
You can't even get multiple 1st rounders for CMC in a dynasty league
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
2 years
FOX: The #Panthers will only trade Christian McCaffrey for an offer that includes multiple 1st round picks.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
If you had to guess - what would your top 10 dynasty RBs look like on May 1, 2023? My submission - for future laughter: 1 Bijan Robinson 2 Breece Hall 3 Jonathan Taylor 4 Jahmyr Gibbs 5 D'Andre Swift 6 Saquon Barkley 7 Christian McCaffrey 8 Zach Evans 9 Ken Walker 10 JK Dobbins
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
10 months
To think people faded Addison because of his speed score smh
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Devin Singletary is the Jakobi Meyers of RBs
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
48 yards on 24 targets for Claypool and Diontae Johnson. Ben, it’s been real.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
A true crime documentary needs to be made on Will Fuller’s finger
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
5 months
Week 16-17 Breece Hall: 35.4 PPR PPG Dalvin Cook: 0.00 PPR PPG Alas, the ceiling was not capped.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
I would like one person who is big mad about FSU to simply bet their money line vs. Georgia in the Orange Bowl
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Tony Pollard is like D'andre Swift but without any of the flaws
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Antonio Brown stripping and running off the football field is definitely one of the more tilting ways to lose two leagues.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
If Kyle Shannahan isn’t a coward he’ll trade Deebo to the Jaguars for Viska and pick 33 and simply turn Viska into Deebo.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
People watched Jimmy G drive the speed limit in this Shanahan sports car for 6 years and call him Jeff Gordon, then he gets hurt, a 7th round rookie does the same thing… and these people now say the new driver must be good instead of looking at the car Stop it. Get some help
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
Yes because the Bears will decide they want Drake Maye but not enough to take him over a tackle
@The33rdTeamFB
The 33rd Team
6 months
Caleb Williams falls to 3 in our latest mock, to the Pats 👀 (Link in bio for the full mock)
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
I benched Njoku for Ty Conklin and I'd like to load my vape with cyanide.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
8 months
@DavisMattek The ball knowers do not like this tweet
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Pollard has been immediately buried on the bench for consecutive drives after scoring his team's longest TD two straight weeks 😂 The Cowboys would rather force an injured man to the brink of destruction than admit their backup is their best running back.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
9 months
Drafting Jeff Wilson by the wheelbarrow full all summer, dodging JT and Dalvin bullets like Neo, and then seeing him go on IR for the worlds most underreported injury is going to turn me into the Joker
@Underdog__NFL
Underdog NFL
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Jeff Wilson Jr. placed on IR.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 years
We may be just one bye week away from this WR1 reigning holy terror on the NFL and your fantasy opponents
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Stefon with elite numbers on every route but the 'Dig.' Petition to rename him Stefon Posts.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
10 months
Michael Thomas mentoring the rookies well
@nick_underhill
Nick Underhill
10 months
Kendre Miller and AT Perry were among those placed on the non-football injury list
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
I'll be honest, I thought Cole Kmet would have a fantasy point by now.
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Jakob Sanderson
3 years
D’Andre Swift has 19 catches for 166 yards and a TD. That’s 41.6 PPR points (13.9 PPG). If Swift didn’t have a single carry this year he would be RB13 on the season. Swift’s ADP was RB17.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
In a 63 point game, the only non QB who hit 20 fantasy points was this man:
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Fantasy Twitter acting like they have expertise in International trade negotiation when they probably traded Josh Jacobs for a 2023 2nd this summer
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
7 months
Bienemy putting Dotson and McLaurin into the Skyy Moore and Marquez Valdes Scantling roles this evening
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Clearly not anyone’s primary focus now, but I know these discussions are being had, so wanted to chisel out some thoughts for fantasy commissioners trying to figure out what to do to find the most equitable solution if the game is called.
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Jakob Sanderson
8 months
If you do RB analysis, and you ever wanted to test if a metric is worthwhile or not, your first step is to test if Nick Chubb ranks at the top. If not, throw that shit out and start again. Has been an absolute privilege to watch him play ball for the last decade.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Every Rookie WR drafted Round 3 or later with an 80+ PFF receiving grade: Antonio Brown Doug Baldwin Keenan Allen Tyreek Hill Chris Godwin Terry McLaurin Amon-Ra St Brown
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
1 year
This is a bad pass! This route needs to be led outside to avoid the safety. It’s thrown to the inside which brings the safety unnecessarily into the window - could have been picked if any later, or broken up by the hit pretty easily!
@EverydayFFB
Adam Stark
1 year
Brock Purdy is a better passer than Justin Fields
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Gimme both the Rookie WRs playing in this game over George Pickens in dynasty.
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
Michael Carter week 12 projection 8 Carries, 25 yards 36 targets - 31 catches - 420 yards
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Baltimore Ravens
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"I think Rashod Bateman is going to take a big step."
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
7 months
David Montgomery is the hardest player to sell high in the history of dynasty Doesn’t matter what team he’s on, if he’s currently a top 5 back, if he is coming off a top 5 season in the past, at all times he is worth precisely one 2nd round pick in the eyes of your league mates
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Deebo Samuel is the 3rd highest scoring fantasy WR since week 10 He has 7 catches in that time.
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Jakob Sanderson
10 months
"I'm so glad football season is back" he said, forgetting that he's about to subject himself to refreshing twitter every 3 seconds in a puddle of anxiety every time a player limps off the field for the next 6 months
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
That’s my WR1. 😤😤😤
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Lenny with an RB1 week on minus 3 rushing yards and the haters hate to see it
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
The Rams are the dynasty manager with no picks until 2026, fresh off an 8th place finish who hops in the chat putting Derrick Henry on the block expecting to claim his 2 1sts back
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
9 months
James Robinson and Myles Gaskin were fantasy RB1s in this decade
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
9 months
Dolphins are releasing running back Myles Gaskin.
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Christian McCaffery entered the league in 2017. Since that time, only McCaffery, Todd Gurley and Alvin Kamara have had a season with more than 24.7 PPR points per game. In games he played 50% or more snaps in 2020 and 2021, CMC scored less than 24.7 … Zero times.
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Miles Sanders with the DNP-DNP-DNP = zero injury designation Elite.
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Jakob Sanderson
2 months
Will Levis was -1000 to go 4th overall five minutes before the Colts selected Anthony Richardson
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Personally I wonder if Odell calls it. This season showed every part of his story: the talent, the eccentricity, the injuries. All capped with a TD in the SuperBowl and a ring He's about to have a kid, facing down a second straight ACL rehab. I think he proved it all. Rest King
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
We don’t have to say “it’s not just Zach” This team is 4-4 with by an absolute mile the worst QB play in the NFL. It’s just Zach.
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
ADPs from the future: 1.1 - Bijan 1.2 - Young 1.3 - Stroud 1.4 - Gibbs 1.5 - Bengals Day 2 RB
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
8 months
If skyy moore gets 80% of the routes while Toney is limited and Kelce is out and can’t earn a 20% Target share next to MVS, Justin Watson and Earl Gray I will give up the dream
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
9 months
7 RB targets on 17 Howell pass attempts 👀
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 years
Some QBs who have supported a WR1 in the last 10 years: - Brian Hoyer - Mitch Trubisky - Andy Dalton - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Jared Goff - Matt Schaub - Blake Bortles - Case Keenum But we’re 100% sure Lamar Jackson can’t?
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
I’m tryna find words to describe Arthur Smith without being disrespectful
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Treylon Burks 24% Target Share
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Concept: The Chiefs But with Michael Gallup
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Jakob Sanderson
6 months
incorrigible behaviour from the NFL to schedule the worst imaginable football game in the first week post daylight savings Nothing says seasonal depression like heating up last night’s rice at 5:34 PM to watch Tyson Bagent with as I gaze out my balcony to complete darkness
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
3 years
D’Andre Swift had 3 Touchdowns in practice yesterday and y’all are still fading him for an injury concern that barely exists. Some of the most worry wart energy I’ve ever seen out of you. YHTSI
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Jakob Sanderson
3 years
Cordarrelle Patterson is the RB3 Cordarrelle Patterson is the WR6 These two facts comprise the two tenants of zero RB.
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
What the Eagles backfield is: • 3 talented, explosive, flawed RBs they invested nearly nothing into to attack the position with numbers and compliment their offense What the ADP will likely reflect: • Swift to the moon 🌙
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Jakob Sanderson
9 months
Gonna tell my kids this was Tony Pollard
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@JakobSanderson
Jakob Sanderson
6 months
Incredible. Another way to look at this: Week 1-4: timeshare back returning from ACL Week 5: 28.4 points Week 6: 20.3 points Week 7: on a bye Week 8: 21.3 points Week 9: 10 points Average = 20 points per game Elite talent, scoring at top 5 pace.. over valued!
@NoahPires_
Noah Pires
6 months
Breece Hall has had 4 usable fantasy weeks thus far: Week 1: Broke off 2 big plays Week 5: Dominated Denver Week 6: Inefficient on the ground. Day saved by a walk-in TD that Philly let him score Week 8: Day saved by massive catch and run TD The most overvalued RB in FF
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
The top 5 RBs by ADP McCaffery Cook Kamara Henry Elliott Potentially zero healthy next week. I KNOW we say this every year but I can’t remember ANY year like this.
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Jakob Sanderson
1 year
I personally think Mahomes *should* win MVP, but the fact Hurts was -200 based in large part on Philly being 13-1, then his team immediately loses two games with his backup, and his odds plummet to +1000 is rather silly. His case logically should have improved the past 2 weeks
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Jakob Sanderson
2 years
Probably the best tank year of all time in dynasty: Opportunity to acquire Pitts, Chase, Breece, Lance, Deshaun Watson at short-term discounts + Epic 1-4 in the 2023 class
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