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3 years

Daily reminder that Xayah is like a foot shorter than kan 😭😭

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3 years

Ever notice how Riot is more cool with showing different sexualities with female champions because that's considered "hot" to the mostly male fanbase? 🙃🙃 Meanwhile Rakan gets his hint at bisexuality removed from his bio and Askann apparently was written without one.

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2 years

Help I had to give it it's own slide

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2 years

Soon. 👀👀👀👀

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2 years

🌠 Help I stayed up all night and made this SG uquiz in a fever dream 🌠 Feel free to check it out 😉

What Colour Star Guardian are you?

I wanted to make this quiz in honour of the new Star Guardian event coming up this summer! Please enjoy! - Scrumpadouchus

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2 years

God, even Xayah is tired of having to pretend to be in school. WHY MAKE THE 100+ YEAR OLD GUARDIANS PRETEND TO BE IN HIGHSCHOOL they can at least go to university or something 😭😭😭

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2 years

❄☃️It's the time of year again to recall this amazing art commissioned from the lovely @oxiente of SG Neeko teasing SG Jinx ⛄❄

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2 years

Corrupt Rakan ... seems a bit like...🤔

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4 years

For convenience's sake, here's the link to the Star Guardian Power Point made by me and Idol, it's a useful reference tool if you need a lore breakdown!

Star_Guardian_Lore_Summary_Updated

STAR GUARDIAN LORE SUMMARY (UPDATED) July-17-2022 Feel free to say hi to us on discord! Our tags are above! ^ By: SecretShinon (Scrumpadouchus#4689) & Idolbirdwitharms (IdolBird#0136)

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2 years

I gotta stop using the pp as an excuse to shitpost BUT I CAN'T STOP I'M TOO EXCITED

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2 years

Reminder that Darius is a good guy deeply questioning the Noxian ideals he strove his whole life to uphold, now that he realises his first love and son have been killed by it, and that the lives of his daughter and brother are still at risk. Darius would do anything for family.

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4 months

Finally making my artist debut for the funger fandom 💅 [ @bunny_babbits told me to do it. ]

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4 months

So I've been having thoughts about Daan 💅⚕️💊🍷 Daan clearly has high affinity with the Old Gods since childhood, considering his skill list includes rare spells from Vitruvia & Sylvian. Also Pocketcat's harassment could potentially be an order from Rher(a theory for later 1/2)

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2 years

@lolapaprikaa Look at his hands 🥺🥺😭😭😭 It's like he's afraid to touch her, he's so in love

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2 years

I finished the blanket!! It took 200 hours and 150 different shades of yarn BUT I DID IT! 🎉🎉🧶

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2 years

Edited the Star Guardian powerpoint a little today, and added some theories in anticipation for the SG skins that were leaked to be happening later this year... hopefully we get more tasty lore content 🤞🤞🤞 (attached snips are slide 79 & 80 from the ppt)

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4 years

For those wanting more context as to why I'm upset about the bio changes, here's a flow-chart I did out ages ago using Xayah's old bio /old lore in order to try to get an understanding of her characterization.

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2 years

Some of the SG powerpoint slides regarding Zoe and speculation regarding her original gem colour. I love her, what a great pick for this universe. For now I theorise she was orange and then prestiged to silver. I'll continue to update things as we get more canon confirmation!

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3 months

I'm super hype about the official soul type calendar so I made it bigger and somewhat clearer if people are interested. The solstice and equinox dates are of course perfect opposites but I wonder if there's connection for the other types too...

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3 years

Here's one of my favourite word-of-god bird lore tidbits from the riot devs~ (highlighted so the people in the back can see)

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4 years

Help I've been possessed by the spirit of Lesbian Star Guardian Jinx

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6 months

@OwlLunch @FoxXF1R3 @KMMA3 It's bc ur drugged out of your mind and he molests you 😞, it's not actually a ghost The heroin addiction goes away bc the scene happens after ur health hits zero so the game considers u dead and then revived, which is why magnamedicinal works to remove it.

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5 months

Chapter 3 of Bottle Angel is here! Fear & Hunger Termina 🌝 mainly Levi/Marina CAREFUL, this chapter is 16k words and is rated Explicit. 🚨Adults only🔞, I mean it. With their ever-looming mortality on the mind, two contestants indulge in some basic human vices.🍸🥂🃏 (1/2)

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4 years

I just updated the SG powerpoint to include the Prestige Star Guardian Soraka skin and the small tidbit of lore that comes with it! (Starts on slide 75)

Star_Guardian_Lore_Summary_Updated

STAR GUARDIAN LORE SUMMARY (UPDATED) July-17-2022 Feel free to say hi to us on discord! Our tags are above! ^ By: SecretShinon (Scrumpadouchus#4689) & Idolbirdwitharms (IdolBird#0136)

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2 years

I was just watching a callmekevin stream while crocheting and... wtf is this??? #mw2 #ghost #Soap

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2 years

Xayah + Lux and co left to look for Rakan (end of short story twin stars), then... time skip, next we see Xayah going to recruit different guardians for the same cause in the comic. So clearly round 1 was unsuccessful. How long has it been since she's seen him I wonder? Years?

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4 months

So I think it's possible that Blank soul Daan is just extra sensitive to the supernatural [and may not realise it!] In light of the update coming soon I'm double checking for crumbs. I'll be in the ancient libraries if you need me (2/2)

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2 years

In lieu of the Star Guardian rumors I slightly updated my and idol's powerpoint to have some of the newer champs that may be picked for sg skins.

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4 years

Me: I should write some lovey, romantic smut. Also me:

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3 years

A slide from my huge SG PPT. Uh, ignore the fact that at the time it was written I was hoping for another installment of the lore in the fall 😭 - Anyway, if Riot was going to release another 5-team of star guardians, who would you want and why? 👀✨

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2 years

@tortiitart Her freckles are little stars 😭😭😭😭

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2 years

@suqling HAND HOLDING HAND HOLDING LUX JINX??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I love it so much

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4 years

Now, with the gutting of the bios, all of this is gone. Now Xayah is just a fanatic with no emotional ties to the cause outside of just being mad about the magic being stolen. :( Why does Zed get to be redeemed but Xayah made into a villian?

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4 years

@zaket07 My skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, my depression is gone, I've lost 20 pounds, the universe has righted itself. Thank youuu

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2 years

Sorry, I was too excited xD , Here's a repost with Ran added for reference.

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2 years

@greeniris_ I don't trust anything Ahri says in either visual novel she's just constantly trying to be a "mean girl" and poking fun at everything. Maybe they're like, nuzzling? Or she's nibbling on his ear? Or whispering to him a lot? If she's literally licking him in public... damn girl -

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2 years

Okay stay with me here; Evil SG Rakan abducts SG Xayah (romantically) in a princess/dashing rogue like scenerio

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2 years

Round yaya round yaya round face yaya no boba round face smol short short yaya short smol 1 ft less pear bird woman pear 💜💛🍐🍐

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2 years

Chapter 2 of Cached Star is up! Star Guardian corrupt Rakan/pure Xayah, warnings: sexual content this chapter, fingering and body horror (not at the same time though) 😘

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2 years

🌌✨I DID IT!! I updated the power point for the most recent star guardian teaser video! ⭐️💫. It covers *everything*, and I do mean everything. (Most recent update starts on slide 85)

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4 years

For convenience's sake, here's the link to the Star Guardian Power Point made by me and Idol, it's a useful reference tool if you need a lore breakdown!

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4 years

@Howly_Baecon @tortiitart m

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9 months

I gotta ask an unhinged question do you think Rakan and Xayah ever *redacted*? 😳😳😳😳

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5 months

@greeniris_ Rakan would LOVE getting to be the eccentric elder are u kidding me xD

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2 years

@tortiitart

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3 years

Chapter 2 of my Rakan/Xayah Star Guardian fic is now posted! 🍰🐤💖🐦💐

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3 months

@cuck_master69 Thoughts?

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3 years

I posted a new bird fic!! Star guardian pure birds, (rated T now but will be 18+ next chapter). (don't mind the title, that song was stuck in my head while I was writing, 😩).

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2 years

If you haven't seen the power point you're missing out 😉💫

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4 months

What alternate outfits do you guys think we'll get for the other characters? ✨👖Right now we know: Abella - homefront wartime worker clothes Marcoh - stylish vaticano Daan - Just got home from war, see your dead wife realness Levi - Soldier fit, just younger this time

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2 years

@tortiitart I FOUND THE QUOTE Saved in my forum lore folder hahah

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4 months

@p2241403 That Bremen fucker, that pig fucker, I bet he knows what is crackalackin

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4 months

@mmmcorson This is like a modern thriller. I love it

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4 months

It's like they never went out for cigarettes

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4 months

Where's cunty dark priest I miss them

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2 years

@LastSurprise_ @furyreaver @Jester_O_A There's a mod for the pc version that puts the romance back in! They use some unused voice lines and add him in as a christmas date option, etc.

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@tortiitart All this reminds me of is the one time I spent 400,000 blue essence on random icons from the essence emporium and never got either of the bird ones, bc one rando in game said that's how they got theirs. They were lying, apparently they were never in the pool.

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4 months

Hey Miro, I noticed that Henryk doesn't mention the war at all, but he's from Rondon like Daan. Did he not get conscripted? I also wanted to say thank you so much again for all your hard work! Hope you aren't bothered by all the questions~ @happy_paintings

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2 years

I'm making a Star Guardian Uquiz, one for "which guardian are you" and one for "which gem colour are you" . Expect them some time tomorrow 👀💫🖊️

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3 years

@wiihtigo I LOVED all the little animations in the sam and max games... it really showed their deep trust and close relationship. Consider that neither of them like to be touched in the comic, especially by surprise, and note that Max is 'allowed' to do so with Sam.

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3 years

Update: my tweet was simply pointing out the hypocrisy of Riot. I'm glad that lgbtq+ women are getting more rep, but it's weird that they mostly only do it for women. If you think I am hating on wlw in any way, you either can't read, or are intentionally misinterpreting me 💜❤️💙

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4 months

🎂🎊HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎊🎉 @bunny_babbits

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3 years

Chapter 3 of my post-recovery Star Guardian Rakan/Xayah fic is done. Warning: NSFW, this chapter is pretty much all smut. Read it here! 🍰🍰

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2 years

Me, doing something I never thought I'd have to do

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2 years

ARTISTS OF TWITTER I NEED UR HELP ANSWERING THIS IMPORTANT QUESTION: Does Star Guardian Xayah/Rakan have the biggest size difference out of all their skins? 🥺🥵🤔

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4 months

(This is made extra fun bc of his obvious distaste towards the Gods, and his stubborn preference for logic and science in his dialogues. We love a repressed King)

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3 months

I was told by @cuck_master69 that Henryk had a reaction if you killed the good guy trio outside the train (Marcoh, Tanaka, Olivia), and was delighted to see that he does! Here is the full interaction! [Olivia has no reaction to M+T being killed]

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10 months

⭐️✨💫🦜The final chapter of my Star Guardian fic "Cached Star" is here!! 🎆🪺🌟Inspired by Howl's moving castle/beauty and the beast, this chapter has explicit content. 🎉🎉

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4 years

Anyone ever think late at night about how true love isn't real and will never exist as purely and non-conditionally as it does in fiction?

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4 years

@Howly_Baecon @tortiitart

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6 months

I did it, I assigned all the main fungies to a major arcana tarot card. I knew my obsession with persona as a tween would come in handy some day

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2 years

Help I love SG lightcanon so much, I just want Jinx overcome with despair from losing Lux is that too much to ask

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2 years

Really makes you think -

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3 months

@WormGirlGames It's actually summer in the game, (the characters remark on how weird it is that leaves are turning orange so soon). That day 3 dialogue u reference is just Marina going along with the player character's joke. Reread the interaction and see what you think!

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1 year

Turns out I'm not dead, just slow. 💫 Chapter 3/4 of Cached Star (Star Guardian Yaya/Kan, 18+) now posted. Link is in second tweet if people still interested 😅✨

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7 months

I've been obsessed with fear and hunger 1+2, and I promised I would never write for it - but I failed. I went insane and now it's here, Levi/Marina, I don't even remember writing it

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3 months

@JellyJonuts Coincidentally I compiled all the dialogue for the Samarie confrontation if Marina is in ur party if anyone hasn't seen it💪 Due to twitter I had a completely different idea for how their dynamic and interactions were, but then I played the game and... yeah...

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7 months

@bunny_babbits you are a GODDESS a;flkajsd;flak I love it.... she trolled him so hard, trying to teach him loving whispers but IT BACKFIRED AND NOW SHE CAN'T TAKE IT

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2 years

💫I did it. Revitalise is up! Star Guardian AU Rakan/Xayah!! 🐦🌟, Warning: Explicit Content, allusions to PTSD, Angst & Hurt/Comfort & Romance

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2 years

Anyone interested in more SG X/R bird angst? 👀🌟 Warning: angst, hurt/comfort, implied self harm in chapter 2

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2 years

@papuchochoe Maybe that's still the case 🤞 (Unless it was confirmed otherwise I'm not sure) Maybe S4 is a team made up of guardians that either left their original teams or were the last surviving members. Like how Soraka and Syndra joined Ahri's after X/R/N "died".

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2 years

Sneak peek of the bird fic rn: 👸🚫🚶‍♀️

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2 years

I wonder what Xayah would do if Rakan couldn't be saved? Would she fight and defeat him, or go corrupt as well?

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6 months

Henryk just gives me bad vibes. U know? Like he's secretly an incel or something. Like this boy moonscorches and becomes.... An easily angered hedonist masquerading as a smooth talking gentleman? I don't trust him

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2 years

I'm CRINGE but... 😳 how do you feel about the writing trope of accidentally saying "I love you" during or right after sex? 🛏️ I'm a big sap rn I'm brainstormin

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3 months

When Henryk tries to dodge my fists like he dodged the draft --

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3 years

@tortiitart SHE HAD PLENTY OF OTHER PLACES TO SIT, BUT SHE CHOSE HIS LAP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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10 months

Out of the entire yard to run around in why does he insist every time to go into the grudge hole

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2 years

@papuchochoe Well if you're wlw being a messy eater goes without saying 😉

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3 years

G-girls 😳 h-h-holding ha-hands I ---😳😳

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2 years

I caught the bouquet at my brother's wedding 😳😳💐💐💐

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2 years

Corrupt SG griffin-creature Rakan has been rotting my brain since season 3 so I'm hype to see that in canon 👀👀

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2 years

Thoughts on this hat? Is this good enough as a Christmas gift? (I gotta add a pompom)

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2 years

I love how he picks her up with one arm

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2 years

I had a nightmare where I met Jerma IRL and asked for a photo. He agreed, and I tried to take a pic of us "selfie style". He did the SUS face while I was taking the picture. When I turned around he was gone and when I checked my photo reel the photo didn't exist. 😭😭📸📸

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3 years

B-birds having a family together 😭😭😩

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4 years

@lolheys TBF all the regions are kinda evil: Demacia: rigid hierarchy of power that you're born into, witchburning/mage genocide/nepotism. Noxus: conqueror /colonisers/ warmongerers Targon: sun/moon cults, performing genocide on whatever groups don't worship their version of the deity

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@Scrumpadouchus1

3 years

Why do I keep shipping things where one character is 1 foot taller than the other? Am I okay? Is there something I've internalised?

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@Scrumpadouchus1

5 months

@bunny_babbits He was young and independent, ready to live alone

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